@golgothasTerror — #nsfw
Am i still a virgin if ive never really been me when canoodled? #nsfw
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is a bit like doing it tinkerbull style without popping a thumb in. Something rather crucial has simply gone missing and everyone involved knows it. Blech. #nsfw #suggestive #substance
Stop calling my thing a hog! Its a cute little piglet with MANNERS. #nsfw #suggestive
Its swell to see everyones keeping themselves properly hydrated during such riveting negotiations of the flesh! Personally im team cranberry but ill always entertain a well argued case for the defense. #cnc #nsfw
Im going through something only a shopping spree and making love for 4 straight hours can fix but no youre right i SHOULD stay optimistic. #nsfw
Just for your information kinks ARE hereditary. Maybe consider that next time before posting. #nsfw
Someone carrying all the groceries in one fell trip. #nsfw #hornyposting
Born to horny post forced to rechitt. Or something like that. #nsfw #amidoingitright?
Went in for my biannual rabies prevention programme and the quacksalver asked if i was "sexually active". Buddy the only thing munching out this furry cup is guilt. And possibly rabies. #nsfw #suggestive
Where on earth (or for my trollfolk space) are you all? Im as bright-eyed and bushy-tailed as a squirrel on the white rails. Not that i am currently am robbing the snow bank haha. #nsfw