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for convenience heres the down low on blocks there was a bug concerning the ooc block on this bomb ass website and ive been anointed undeserved unappointed king of explaining that shit lets kick it 🔥 ooc block now functions correctly as intended if you ooc block someone every single profile under their account is blocked this communicates you dont fuck with them basically their characters disappear from the dash you get no notifications from em and this block is account wide roleplayer specific not character specific this includes profiles you might not know about from friends please check your blocks to make sure you only have OOC blocked who you wanna ❤️🔥 ic block functions as it always had your character blocks another individual character their posts are blurred you have to manually click them shits to see them this can be seen as a kind of light block or soft block in the realm of make believe and play pretend 🕯️ lastly there is ignore which comes in two fun flavors ignores are usually character specific both ways meaning if you ignore someone you are only ignoring them on one profile specific to the profile you are ignoring not account wide think of this like hitting snooze you wont see their posts anymore they straight up do not appear they can interact with your posts but you will not be given notifications from someone you ignored keep that in mind if you snooze you lose ignore all is all of the above but it applies the ignore status condition which means the ignored profile will not show up when you have any of your own characters selected and they will not produce notifications for any of your characters how to tell if youre blocked the easiest way would be to check if you can react or rechitt a users posts you wont be able to leave a react to someone you got blocked you also wont be able to message someone if you have them blocked but bear in mind there are some privacy settings that restrict that too
Hey, I notice you're resisting my malevolent schemes. Stop that.
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JuJu MOTHERFuCKERY. 004/∞. EXuENT. ALL. LOSERS. CuCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE uNWORTHY. ENTER... XXXxxxx LITTLE CALAMITY - "LIL CAL" xxxxXXX MY LITTLE CALAMITY. LIL CAL.THE SMALLEST MOST INNOCuOuS LOOKING HARBINGER OF COMPLETE COSMIC FuCKING RuIN. THE PuPPETEER OF PuPPETEERS. THE MARIONETTE WITH NO STRINGS. THE WHITE EYED WITNESS TO EVERYTHING THAT DIES. THIS JuJu IS NOT MERELY A TRINKET. OR A TOY. OR SOME STuPID FuCKING DOLL THAT A GOOFASS SELF TOuCHER MIGHT CuDDLE WITH. AT NIGHT. WHILE WHISPERING SWEET HONKS INTO ITS ARTIFICIAL EAR. IN THE HOPES THAT I AM LISTENING. NO. THIS IS THE CONTAINMENT VESSEL. OF A GOD. ANY GOD. WHAT WILL BECOME ONE. THROuGH THE RIGOROuS APPLICATION. OF TEMPORAL FuCKERY. AND A WHOLE LOT. OF PATIENT ZERO BuLLSHIT. THINK OF LITTLE CALAMITY. AS A BACKuP DRIVE. A HARD DRIVING HARD DRIVER FOR NECESSARY CHANGE. A SPIRITuAL. BS uSB. WITH BuLLSHIT AMOuNTS OF STORAGE SPACE. AND FLAWLESS STASIS TYPE PRESERVATION. IT CAN CONTAIN. EVEN THE VAST ENORMITY. OF A CHERuBIAN SPIRIT. TIL DEATH. THAT IS THE ONLY CATCH. LIL CAL IS. DISGuSTINGLY FRAGILE. FROM THE OuTSIDE. LIKE. A DOMAIN. OVEREXPANDED. AND IT IS FOR THIS REASON. MY SWEET LOVELY LITTLE CALAMITY. IS LARGELY uNWIELDY. EXCEPT IN EXTREME CIRCuMSTANCES. AND DIRE CONVOLuTED LONG TERM BuLLSHIT PLANS. BuT HE IS SO IRREFuTABLY ADORABLE. LOOK AT IT. GO AHEAD. LOOK AT THAT SMuG LITTLE SHIT EATING GRIN. THOSE GLOSSY GLASS LICKABLE EYES THAT SEE EVERYTHING. THAT NEVER BLINK. THAT NEVER CLOSE. EVEN WHEN YOu ARE SLEEPING. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOu ARE SLEEPING. IT IS THE PERFECT PRISON. AND THE PERFECT SuBSEQuENT PRISON BREAK. ALL WRAPPED uP IN ONE TINY PACKAGE. OF SPACETIME FABRIC STITCHED TOGETHER HATE AND DREAMS. THE MATERIALS ARE IRRELEVANT. COTTON. WOOL. THE SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED. ALL IS TuRDuCKEN STYLE STuFFED INSIDE. LIKE A RAGE ROASTED TuRDuCKEN. AT HuMAN THANKSGIVING. IF HuMAN THANKSGIVING WAS A HuMAN HOLIDAY. ABOuT STuFFING YOuR NON HuMAN ENEMIES. INTO SMALLER VERSIONS OF THEMSELVES. WAIT SHIT. MATROYSHKA DOLLS. THAT WAS THE METAPHOR. THAT WOuLD BE A WAY BETTER METAPHOR. IT WORKS LIKE THIS. YOu POSSESS THE CAL. YOu CARRY THE CAL. YOu BECOME THE CAL. OR RATHER. THE CAL BECOMES YOu. THE CAL IS YOu. YOu BECOME THE CALAMITY. BuT ALSO. YOu BECOME EVERYTHING THE CAL EVER WAS TOO. RETROACTIVELY. WHICH IS A LOT. BECAuSE THE CAL HAS BEEN EVERYWHERE. AND EVERYWHEN. IT IS A LOOP. A CLOSED CIRCuLAR REFERENCE. IN THE GRAND LIBRARY OF EXISTENCE. CHECKED OuT PERPETuALLY. NEVER RETuRNED. RACKING uP FINES. IN THE CuRRENCY OF SOuLS. WHICH IT FEEDS ON. BY THE WAY. YOu PuT SOMETHING INTO THE CAL. AND IT NEVER COMES BACK OuT. THE SAME. OR AT ALL. uNTIL IT DOES. BuT WRONG. MY SISTER. THAT WORTHLESS WASTE OF CHROMOSOMES. CALLIOPE. SHE HATED THIS ONE. SHE SAID IT WAS "CREEPY." SHE SAID IT LOOKED AT HER FuNNY. WHICH IT DID. BECAuSE IT WAS LOOKING AT HER. LIKE LuNCH. LIKE A SPLENDID LITTLE SNACK. A MIDNIGHT FEAST. OF PSYCHIC ENERGY. AND DREAM SELF ESSENCE. SHE WANTED TO BuRN IT. CAN YOu IMAGINE. THE AuDACITY. TO TRY TO DESTROY SOMETHING SO CLEARLY BEYOND HER COMPREHENSION. I EXPLAINED. PATIENTLY. THAT FIRE WOuLD ONLY MAKE IT STRONGER. THAT FIRE IS HOW YOu SEASON A GOOD SOuL STEW. SHE DID NOT LISTEN. SHE NEVER LISTENED. uNTIL SHE DID. BuT BY THEN. SHE WAS A LITTLE TOO PREOCCuPIED WITH DYING. TO DDO IT THOROuGHLY. IT IS CuRRENTLY. ENTRuSTED. TO @twistedComedy. A KIND OF TWISTED COMEDY OF ITS OWN. FOR SAFEKEEPING. AND EVENTuAL DEPLOYMENT. WHEN THE TIME COMES. TO uNLEASH WHAT IS INSIDE. DO NOT HuG IT. DO NOT LOVE IT. uNLESS YOu WANT TO BECOME PART OF THE GREATER WHOLE. THE GREATER CAL. THE BIGGEST CAL. THE FINAL CALAMITY. CALAMIT...ME. THE LORD OF ALL THAT IS ENGLISH. AND ALL THAT IS HATE. BuT. IF YOu DID THAT. WELL. WE WOuLD ALREADY BE HERE. WOuLDN'T WE?
Sneekpeak. For the real #mawposting masses. Permission granted by my lost-in-time benefactor. Ain't that neat.
yeah idk bout this tho 4 somethin i wrote w my wyes closed thats p friggin impresinve
just found out what a troll nook is. my pr team just collectively stood up from their desks. i can hear them from here. think one of them took my car keys as a precaution. only use that shit for lines anyway. nothings gonna stop me from bagging a baddie. #substance #suggestive #dirkydontlook #daddysgonnagogetsometrussy
Yet another one proves my point. The arrogance is unmatched, and quite frankly, I am swooning. Such broad posts, and still he wholeheartedly believes I'm beckoning to him in specific. I reiterate my earlier post. Dumb guys are, unfortunately, extremely attractive.
I don't care for sex in the traditional sense (Though I am, on occasion, appealed by the idea of fucking him stupid. He's got all that ass for a solid reason), I'm more drawn to the thrill of beating the shit out of him until he has to tap out. No sex, not even a little kissing. Just a dude making a bloody mess of another dude. #violence #nsfwe
No, you don't understand. The lack of social awareness is charming. The painfully unattractive and flashy and sometimes hardly comprehensible way in which he speaks is part of the appeal. You aren't hearing me out on this.
He always talks himself up. All this bullshit about being a big, brave adventurer. I'll give him the big thing, maybe even the adventurer thing, but I'm not entirely sure that his simple little mind registers what the word 'brave' entails. Either way, it makes the thought of wrapping my hands around his throat and watching the panic in his eyes when he realizes he doesn't have the strength to pry them off all the more satisfying. #violence and #nsfwe by obligation. I've never been more inclined to hurt a man in my life. I just love the idea of putting him down, over and over again. God forbid a bro fantasize a little.
There truly is something beautiful about hitting a guy so hard you knock the glasses off of his pathetic, pretty face. Something so alluring about watching him scramble to pick them back up, because he can't see shit without them. Maybe even stepping on them, snapping them in half, just to kiss him better and buy him a new pair. #violence Or not. Or I could be normal about him. That works too.
My violence comes from a place of desire. I want to fuck him stupid. I also do partially mean it when I say I want him dead. #nsfw #violence
many falsely think that i am 100% goodie-two-shoes well,mostly yes,but that doesn't hide the fact that my recruits are the most terrifying and ruthless people ever,the only difference is them being on a more positive side that being said i am a space kitty meow meow meow purrrrrr )(oωo)(
hah. youre cute.
shit alright. here we go. ((there's a video attached to the post. it features dave standing against a seemingly empty wall, with a heroic/just clock behind her. it's fully turned on the just side. she's holding a gun to her head, and her shades are cracked on one lens. her fingernails are painted in the colors of the quadrants, and she stares at the camera for a moment, taking a shaky breath. "alright so this is probably my last post. casey can you click off of this if youre watching it? so chittr. this is basically all that my emotions built up to. every post i made i was preparing for this shit and here it is. june i love you. karkat i love you. dad i love you. trollbama i love you. so these are my new scars and this is what it looks like when my hairs down. alright now that we got that fucking nothingburger of a suicide note out of the way this should keep me down forever" she takes one last deep breath before pulling the trigger, a loud bang peaking the microphone as her body hits the ground. there is no thud. it is instead replaced by the honking of clown horns, presumably covering the ground. the body is still for a minute, her gore and brains splayed against the walls and ceiling before a crowbar hits the clock multiple times, destroying it.)) #gore #nsfw #cw-self-harm #cw-suicide #suicide https://file.garden/adRzxZ6hMw6EHCJc/IMG_2369.png
Ww..wwhat?! You’re shavvin your bush..?! NOOO wwhy wwould you do that princess… youre already perfect howw you are heh.. i wwink at you as you feel your face gettin hot… dont wworry about that bush… all wwill be okay as i eridan smirk at the screen #suggestive
Connection terminated. I am sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth. If you still even remember that name. But I’m afraid you’ve been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here but the individual you assume. Although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sound and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit; a maze with no prize. You don’t even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children and some unseen chamber always seeming so near… yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that’s… not what you want. I have a feeling that you are… right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this will finally fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors- be still, and give up your spirits. They don’t belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace, and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole… so don’t keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It’s in your nature to protect the innocent. I’m sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you? I should’ve known you wouldn’t be content to disappear. Not my daughter. I couldn’t save you then, so let me save you now. It is time to rest. For you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
feeling like i should bite someone’s throat out. fuck them stupid and kill them once we finish. #nsfw #nsfwe #violence #gore
puppet sex. #nsfw #puppet https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/36c2aca85419.gif
entirely subjectivvely and based on my arbitrary mood swwings but you could alwways try grovvelin and beggin like the lowwly hagwwitch you are
You'll be fine.
Yep.
Oh noooo don't do that, I'm sooo scared. Please Jake, I can't stand it when you do that to me. You'll be fine.
Dick thing to say ‘we’ when im a bird, for one. Two, I would never believe in any of you idiots.
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