Hey bestie @golgothasTerror#1984 thought you fell into quick sand or something.
You know its glorified space heaters like yourself that oversell quick sand. Everyone thinks its this instant and dramatic sink-clean-under-in-thirty-seconds affair. In reality a purely hypothetical netizen who is DEFINITELY not me sets some up round their property expecting deathly efficient security and instead spends the better part of an afternoon listening to the sustained lowing of various trapped critters as they descend at a pace best described as "geological". So if i WERE to fall into quicksand youll quite literally never hear the end of it.
The thing is that it’s funny to oversell quicksand and leave all those people who don’t even bother to fact check extremely disappointed. Are you sure that wasn’t you though? Because it does sound like something you’d do. It’s nice that even if you were trapped in quicksand, you’d want to talk to me. Real touched over here.