Sneekpeak. For the real #mawposting masses. Permission granted by my lost-in-time benefactor. Ain't that neat.
HOW WOULD SOMEONE EVEN GET A PHOTO OF HER JAW. MY SISTER IS LITERALLY DEAD. DO YOU WANT ME TO DIG HER UP. GRAB HER DELAPIDATED GUMS. STICK A COUPLE OF BLEACHED CANDY CORNS IN THERE. AND START MANUALLY MASTICATING? THAT WOULD BE STUPID. YOUR FEARS AND CONCERNS ARE STUPID. STOP DRESSING THEM UP IN RESPECTABILITY DRAG. THEY WILL NOT STOP BEING STUPID JUST BECAUSE YOU ASKED ABOUT THEM POLITELY. tumut
oh, god, this is meant to be *me*????? congratUlations, brother, yoU've genUinely Unnerved me for the first time since we were children!
tell me yoU got the consent of at least one of me before posting this? õ~õ i thoUght we'd all agreed that erotic fanart of oUr friends was gaUche withoUt direct approval.
Why the hell would it be you? Are you the anonymous commissioner? No. Christ.
oh, thank god. again. caliborn seems to think so, thoUgh!! blimey.
HEARTWARMING. THE WORST PERSON I KNOW HAS BEEN THOROUGHLY TRAUMATIZED. UNFORTUNATELY. I CANNOT TAKE CREDIT FOR THIS. I HAD FUCKALL TO DO WITH ITS CREATION. OR ANY OF THE PRECEEDING PIECES OF WORK. I DID NOT MAKE THIS. AND I DID NOT ALLOCATE MY PRECIOUS WEALTH TO HAVE IT CREATED. MY WORK IS LAST IN THE QUEUE. FIRST IN. LAST OUT. AND I TRAVELED BACK IN TIME EXTENSIVELY FOR WHAT I ASKED FOR. ALSO. YOU ARE LITERALLY NOT MY SISTER. SO IT IS NOT. TECHNICALLY OF YOU AT ALL. YOU ARE A SAPPHIC SIMPLETON. MARRIED TO A WANTON WIZARD WANTING FREAK BITCH. WHO MURDERED ONE OF MY FAVORITE PLAYTHINGS. IN COLD BLOOD. THE WORST KIND OF BLOOD. AND THE LEAST TANGY. BUT YOU WOULD ALREADY KNOW THAT. IF YOU EVER GAVE A DRY HEAVE EXERTING SHIT ABOUT YOUR DEAR SWEET SUPPOSED FAMILY. AND IF YOU READ MY ONGOING SERIES. YOU GOOFY BUC-EE'S LAWSUIT WORTHY GOPHER LOOKING FUCKER. I SWEAR. I SHOULD BE THE ONE UNNERVED HERE. THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING AT. SO UNCHARITABLY GODDAMN BULGING EYED. https://chittr.ing/profile/caliBorn/13d8efc6-e630-4107-9c6f-9dd385114b87
my deepest apologies, love ~u~
Firstly. "We'd all agreed." Cool, so. That only applies to people whose sphere of direct influence includes me. See my profile info, it'll clear some shit up. Secondly. Calliope. Yes, I got permission to fucking post it, from the iteration that commissioned me. Who is, shocker, not you specifically.
Accepted. This time. Don't malign me as someone you know directly again; I'm too far gone for that.
MAKE THEM DEEPER. LIKE A CANNONBALL TO THE FACE. THAT WOULD BE AWFULLY SINCERE.