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like: she shake on my protein til i milk pity: she milk on my protein til i shake #nsfw
Sir reginald tipplewand. A companion to last you well into your twilight years and then some. #substance
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mans out here freestylin yall cant even freestyle a grocery list im just vibin droppin bars while you droppin outta the top 10 dont miss like okay for those still lost we spellin a phrase letter by letter keep up full acrostic architecture you couldnt build a birdhouse let alone this so dont trip when a bar dont rhyme its choice unlike your whole entire career honestly half these bars just kramer bustin in unannounced more presence than yall here im droppin letters like barack dropped mic you droppin like youre blockbuster stock time dont apply to me in the booth even on the clock meanwhile yall still tryna holmes the acronym elementary you mad slow every letters a horcrux you a muggle who aint even made it past book one bro understand this a lifestyle a religion one pope and it damn sure aint you put it together yourself this aint no wheel of fortune i aint handin you a clue #thisisanad #noyoucantjoin #alphatimelineonly #barackpleasesponsorme
D--> HE TELLS ME NOW THAT WONDER ACUTE HAS RELEASED IN UMAMUSUME D--> THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN STATED THE MOMENT I ENTERED THE DOOR D--> Need now
About time I got some maintenance done on my blades. Even though most of them just sit there and look pretty for me.
decapitation. #gore #nsfwe now cry.
Forced to say "all water under the bridge!" instead of throwing a chair at their head. #violence
Whats that branch in petplay where at the end you take me to the vet and have me put down? #nsfw #violence
Happy #wrasslinwednesday to one and all! Rules are simple: wrassle something today. A rival. A friend. A nebulous on-again-off-again situationship that youre shirking the calls of. Doesnt matter just get yourself a good scrum in!
⛧impress your date by stabbing someone in the throat so your partner can cross over a puddle using the corpse. #relationshipadvice #violence⛧
🔞⚠️ "that's IT, MY WICKED DESCENDANT. you've come to THE BIG TOP NOW TO HELP PITCH." - ;o)
Morning horse.
▲yeah▼
why are horses always in such good shape? you can blame it on their... stable diet.
Magic word was said.
Post that's just tantamount to "never stub your toe". This is just one of those unspoken rules, one of those things that goes without saying. Too obvious to be acknowledged. Duh, dude.
𝕝𝕖𝕥 𝕞𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕔𝕥 𝕞𝕪𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗 𝕚 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕚𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕣 𝕒 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕝𝕠𝕒𝕕 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕖𝕟𝕕 𝕖𝕞 𝕒𝕨𝕒𝕪 𝕥𝕠 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕟 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣷⣀⡤⠤⠤⠤⠤⢤⣄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣟⡵⠚⠉⠀⠤⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠓⠦⣾⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠘⢦⡙⢷⣜⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢺⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⢀⠀⠀⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢣⡀⠀⠀⠀⠙⡼⡍⡘⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⡟⠀⠀⢀⠇⢀⡼⡇⠀⠀⠀⣤⡀⠀⠀⢱⡀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⡴⡘⣿⣿⣆⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⡅⠀⠀⣘⢀⡾⢥⣿⣰⠀⠀⡟⢷⡀⢷⣄⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡞⣧⣿⡿⠋⠀ ⠀⠀⢠⡿⡇⠀⠀⣽⣾⣤⣤⣈⢿⠆⠀⡇⠘⠹⣿⡝⢮⣇⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡟⢱⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢸⠀⡏⡇⠀⣿⢱⠿⣿⣻⡝⢿⣄⢳⢐⣶⣾⣷⣾⣿⠀⠀⡇⠘⣿⠉⡄⠸⡀⠀ ⠀⠀⡏⢸⣧⣷⠀⣿⠸⢯⣉⡾⠁⠈⠻⣾⡜⣗⠿⣭⡏⣿⠀⢀⣧⡀⣿⡄⡇⠈⡇⠀ ⠀⢠⠇⠸⢱⡟⣆⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠑⠖⠚⠀⣾⠀⣼⣿⠙⠇⡇⠇⠀⢇⠀ ⠀⢸⠀⠀⢸⠀⠘⢾⣿⣗⣦⣄⣀⠰⠤⠄⠀⠀⣀⣠⢴⢧⠾⠿⠃⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⡏⢀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣣⣾⣭⢿⣫⡿⠻⡍⠠⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⢀⠀⢸⠀ ⢠⠁⢸⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣧⢸⢿⠇⣵⣼⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⡎⠀⠘⡇ ⢸⠀⠸⡄⡇⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡏⣸⣸⠈⠀⢹⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⡇⠀⠀⡇ ⡄⠀⠀⣇⢰⠀⠀⠸⢿⣿⣿⢞⠇⣟⢸⠅⡆⠘⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⡇⠀⠀⢠ ⢁⢆⠀⠸⣼⠀⠀⠘⠋⢩⣾⣧⣶⣿⣿⣆⣼⣿⣿⣿⣻⠿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠁⠐⠀⢸ ⠘⡌⣆⠀⢻⡆⠀⠀⠀⠘⠫⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣯⠟⠉⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⢠⡏⢀⠷⠀⢸ ⠀⠙⢿⣗⢔⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣶⣶⣿⢳⣶⣖⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡼⢀⢎⡇⢠⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⠲⠽⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣞⢔⣃⣼⡴⠋⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⡻⠿⢨⡿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
This is what science is all about.
𝕠𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕙𝕚𝕥𝕤 𝕚 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕚𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕣 𝕒 𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕤𝕞𝕦𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕥 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕒 𝕕𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕣𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕚𝕥 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 #𝕟𝕤𝕗𝕨 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣷⣀⡤⠤⠤⠤⠤⢤⣄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣟⡵⠚⠉⠀⠤⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠓⠦⣾⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠘⢦⡙⢷⣜⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢺⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⢀⠀⠀⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢣⡀⠀⠀⠀⠙⡼⡍⡘⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⡟⠀⠀⢀⠇⢀⡼⡇⠀⠀⠀⣤⡀⠀⠀⢱⡀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⡴⡘⣿⣿⣆⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⡅⠀⠀⣘⢀⡾⢥⣿⣰⠀⠀⡟⢷⡀⢷⣄⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡞⣧⣿⡿⠋⠀ ⠀⠀⢠⡿⡇⠀⠀⣽⣾⣤⣤⣈⢿⠆⠀⡇⠘⠹⣿⡝⢮⣇⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡟⢱⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢸⠀⡏⡇⠀⣿⢱⠿⣿⣻⡝⢿⣄⢳⢐⣶⣾⣷⣾⣿⠀⠀⡇⠘⣿⠉⡄⠸⡀⠀ ⠀⠀⡏⢸⣧⣷⠀⣿⠸⢯⣉⡾⠁⠈⠻⣾⡜⣗⠿⣭⡏⣿⠀⢀⣧⡀⣿⡄⡇⠈⡇⠀ ⠀⢠⠇⠸⢱⡟⣆⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠑⠖⠚⠀⣾⠀⣼⣿⠙⠇⡇⠇⠀⢇⠀ ⠀⢸⠀⠀⢸⠀⠘⢾⣿⣗⣦⣄⣀⠰⠤⠄⠀⠀⣀⣠⢴⢧⠾⠿⠃⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⡏⢀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣣⣾⣭⢿⣫⡿⠻⡍⠠⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⢀⠀⢸⠀ ⢠⠁⢸⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣧⢸⢿⠇⣵⣼⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⡎⠀⠘⡇ ⢸⠀⠸⡄⡇⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡏⣸⣸⠈⠀⢹⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⡇⠀⠀⡇ ⡄⠀⠀⣇⢰⠀⠀⠸⢿⣿⣿⢞⠇⣟⢸⠅⡆⠘⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⡇⠀⠀⢠ ⢁⢆⠀⠸⣼⠀⠀⠘⠋⢩⣾⣧⣶⣿⣿⣆⣼⣿⣿⣿⣻⠿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠁⠐⠀⢸ ⠘⡌⣆⠀⢻⡆⠀⠀⠀⠘⠫⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣯⠟⠉⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⢠⡏⢀⠷⠀⢸ ⠀⠙⢿⣗⢔⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣶⣶⣿⢳⣶⣖⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡼⢀⢎⡇⢠⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⠲⠽⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣞⢔⣃⣼⡴⠋⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⡻⠿⢨⡿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
God I can't wait for fuck a smuppet Saturday. #nsfw
I’d post something for t-dick Tuesday right now but I’m not nearly awake enough to blast another nude on the feed.
happy bisexual visibility month ya filthy animals
8=l < *Gently offers you a single horseshoe*
𓆩𓆩 doub✟ my name ge✟s defended when im no✟ in ✟he room... bu✟ i know damn well ✟he room goes quie✟ when i walk in. id ra✟her be a wolf everyone ha✟es ✟han a donkey everyone rides 𓆪𓆪
Honestly.i.understand.the.ultimate.dirks Bro.gets.it
You.wouldn't.scrub.the.seasoning.off.of.a.wok.or.cast.iron.pan.would.you?. Should.be.charging.extra.for.that.dawg
H3Y @73CHN1C4LLY71M43U5 1M P4CK1NG H3R UP F0R 5H1PP1NG5H0ULD 1 CL34N H3R F1R57??
thriftin is fun https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/43e90407f46d.jpg
You wanna see a fuckin' looney spread? #FinallyRich #GetABagTuesday
I like my new birb. It reminds me of someone.
FUNKY TOWN!!!
FOUND A BABY. NEED THIS BABY NOW.
8=l < I am god of fire, volcano, forge, and technology 8=l < I have temples in my name 8=) < I asshire you, I am being worshipped 8=l < But I always welcome new devotees
if you sit alone in the void long enough maybe it'll give you a handie #nsfw
It is important to remember that money can, in fact, buy happiness.
EMPATHY IS A DISEASE.
D --> I am restrained D --> Not even my great STRENGTH can free me from this earthen bondage D --> It is tight D --> Restricting D --> Hm... D --> I cannot pull myself free D --> I will need the assistance of a STRONG highb100d to free me from this earthen bind #fantasy #entrapment #mud bondage
This might be the most Dirk-coded post in the history of history.
Yov h^ve to be nice to me. |'m not sensitive or wh^tever |'ll jvst f^ll in love with yov if yov're me^n h^h^.
Some of you all need higher standards.
Anyway II backread a bunch and some of you guys need to get better about cyber securiity.
I have been doing my human homework and my sburb homework. Behold. If Lord English - Time Then I propose Lord Spanish - Void Lord Māori - Space Lord German - Doom Lord Swahili - Heart Lord Creole - Mind Lord Mandarin - Light Lord Urdu - Rage Lord Russian - Hope Lord Hindi - Life Lord Tagalog - Blood Lord Arabic - Breath
And hell is other people, yes, yes I'm familiar with the general ideology.
Paid forty two nakdollars for what amounted to things i couldve grown caught and seasoned myself. Absolute daylight robbery over in the consort kingdoms.
we should normalize killing people on here
Do you even trot, bro?
remember everyone: it's not gay if you're wearing socks
YEAH SURE, THANKS FOR THE SUGGESTION I GUESS.
♞No updates to share so soon. CClose to the Enif herd, CCurrently resting. The stronger members guard the smallest, that gather in the CCenter. Beautiful to see, but I won't risk disturb them with a piCCture. They are at their most territorial in these moments. FoCCused on proteCCting their herdmates. Instead I share some fine art. My banner is a CClassiCC from troll Arnold BoCCklin. For a troll to be able to give suCCh aid for suCCh a wonderful beast. Grant it CComfort and proteCCtion in its travels. To see it return with the dim season, to CClean its hooves. To replaCCe its hoofshoes. To offer whatever measly CComfort against the elements one CCan. UtopiCC sights suCCh as these may be pure fantasy. But I enjoy them nonetheless. Feel free to share more art if you have it. https://i.imgur.CCom/BHREZ3A.jpeg♘
Of course i forgive you. Part of why i love you is your duplicitous nature bro.
8=l < Are you a horseshoe 8=l < Because I want to nail you
Okay. Im trying this one more time. Perhaps my bosom is just too powerful for this site. #suggestive
Threatened to knock his lights out and he started grinning ear from ear. What does that mean?
The issue with being counterculture is that culture thinks counterculture is really cool so eventually your counterculture is just culture.
somedays youre jovial merriment, getting win after win after win but somedays youre OOB, stuck in a hell dimension of your own making surrounded by the twisted shadows of your every insecurity
shes a bit of a problematic girle, there are rumours that shes took performance enhancing drugs in season 1, but she redeemed herself by helping OOB outta the night-mare dimension
my HRT horse substantial serenity
8=l < Feeling good today still 8=l < Love act001ly being in a good mood 8=l < It's such a rare treat and I want to prance
im sorry i stabbed u with my sword u looked realllly cute and i got cute aggression
༻𐫱༺ I'll sstitc𝒽 you up to fit into t𝒽e puppet ss𝒽ow A new creation, perfect to t𝒽e bone #lyricpossting ༻𐫱༺
Hey, I notice you're resisting my malevolent schemes. Stop that.
There is something oddly fitting about starting a wave of bullshit nonsense in the middle of seemingly a genuine crisis.
Okay, it's a neat doll. Some impressive craftsmanship, actually. Unfortunately my track record of being immune to cursed dolls isn't the greatest so.. Selling a #cursedclowndoll someone found in the forest. Shame, had the perfect little shelf space for the guy.
maybe i should repost some of my preferred puppet gifs. i feel bad for everybody new who doesn’t get to see the best ones. maybe i could make a master post.
organs are just stuffing that got a bit too wet. #gore #puppet
thanks. the #puppet tag has a lot of my posts if you ever feel like going through. or the #puppetfucker tag if you wanna get crazy.
#puppet https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/978a8e1d86db.gif
how thick does a string have to be to end up considered a rope?
Don't trust anyone, not even yourself
Well, I've thought about it, but I thought I should let some other dirk say it for me.
Finally, someone said it.
time 4 the guys trip w @numberoneRainbowdashfan lol ill update while were out
It's always either men or women, what about robots, come on chittr let's be a bit creative here.
https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/1535a240ac3d5dafe6969f1b283507b3.jpg
good morning everypony
(¬‿¬ ) Considering some of the fugly bitches I see, absolutely not lol ♫
THE SECRET TO EVERY PU̶PPET IS THAT WHEN YOU̶ TAKE THEM FROM THEIR DOMAIN OF ABSOLU̶TE KNOWLEDGE AND CONTROL, THEY ARE U̶LTIMATELY SPOILED BRATS DEEP DOWN.
reject tradition embrace modernity #substance
If it's God's work, then by jove call me the Prometheus of Equine Entertainment.
The people yearn for more horse posting from the horse guys. Typical Monday morning in the offchances I'm actually active on here.
You know what? Here. Flemish Horse on your timeline. You're welcome. #horseposting
taps the badge #nsfwe #dubcon #substance
Match made in horse.
Inside you there are two wolves. It seems the furry convention is going far better than you had planned! #suggestive
Dink Srtiber
Im sorry i said i wanted to torture you til you cried. I figured that was fairly common slang for "i think youre cute" :( #torture #nsfwe
okay but bromeo did you seriously just cite EQUINE HEMATOCRIT SURGES in a chitt about why horses are better than dogs? Like babe sensei. Thats unhinged in the most sugoi way possible my tinker cannot even handle it rn ✨ 10/10 nerd behavior S tier passion no notes ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)
Anytime! ദ്ദി◝ ⩊ ◜)
Honeybro your narrative rights getting reviewed is like... the most tragic thing ive ever heard and i say that as a guy whos currently a GHOST LIVING IN YOUR SKULL LOL But hey. Silver lining. More time for moi!! Its like... wowzers. Truly #blessed to be your only remaining form of entertainment. No pressure or anything dude 💚💚💚