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Of course i forgive you. Part of why i love you is your duplicitous nature bro.

8=l < Are you a horseshoe 8=l < Because I want to nail you
Okay. Im trying this one more time. Perhaps my bosom is just too powerful for this site. #suggestive
Threatened to knock his lights out and he started grinning ear from ear. What does that mean?

The issue with being counterculture is that culture thinks counterculture is really cool so eventually your counterculture is just culture.
somedays youre jovial merriment, getting win after win after win but somedays youre OOB, stuck in a hell dimension of your own making surrounded by the twisted shadows of your every insecurity
shes a bit of a problematic girle, there are rumours that shes took performance enhancing drugs in season 1, but she redeemed herself by helping OOB outta the night-mare dimension
my HRT horse substantial serenity

8=l < Feeling good today still 8=l < Love act001ly being in a good mood 8=l < It's such a rare treat and I want to prance

im sorry i stabbed u with my sword u looked realllly cute and i got cute aggression

༻𐫱༺ I'll sstitc𝒽 you up to fit into t𝒽e puppet ss𝒽ow A new creation, perfect to t𝒽e bone #lyricpossting ༻𐫱༺

Hey, I notice you're resisting my malevolent schemes. Stop that.
There is something oddly fitting about starting a wave of bullshit nonsense in the middle of seemingly a genuine crisis.

Okay, it's a neat doll. Some impressive craftsmanship, actually. Unfortunately my track record of being immune to cursed dolls isn't the greatest so.. Selling a #cursedclowndoll someone found in the forest. Shame, had the perfect little shelf space for the guy.

maybe i should repost some of my preferred puppet gifs. i feel bad for everybody new who doesn’t get to see the best ones. maybe i could make a master post.

organs are just stuffing that got a bit too wet. #gore #puppet

thanks. the #puppet tag has a lot of my posts if you ever feel like going through. or the #puppetfucker tag if you wanna get crazy.

#puppet https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/978a8e1d86db.gif

how thick does a string have to be to end up considered a rope?

Don't trust anyone, not even yourself

Well, I've thought about it, but I thought I should let some other dirk say it for me.

Finally, someone said it.

time 4 the guys trip w @numberoneRainbowdashfan lol ill update while were out

It's always either men or women, what about robots, come on chittr let's be a bit creative here.
https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/1535a240ac3d5dafe6969f1b283507b3.jpg

good morning everypony

(¬‿¬ ) Considering some of the fugly bitches I see, absolutely not lol ♫


THE SECRET TO EVERY PU̶PPET IS THAT WHEN YOU̶ TAKE THEM FROM THEIR DOMAIN OF ABSOLU̶TE KNOWLEDGE AND CONTROL, THEY ARE U̶LTIMATELY SPOILED BRATS DEEP DOWN.
reject tradition embrace modernity #substance

If it's God's work, then by jove call me the Prometheus of Equine Entertainment.


The people yearn for more horse posting from the horse guys. Typical Monday morning in the offchances I'm actually active on here.

You know what? Here. Flemish Horse on your timeline. You're welcome. #horseposting
taps the badge #nsfwe #dubcon #substance

Match made in horse.
Inside you there are two wolves. It seems the furry convention is going far better than you had planned! #suggestive

Dink Srtiber
Im sorry i said i wanted to torture you til you cried. I figured that was fairly common slang for "i think youre cute" :( #torture #nsfwe

okay but bromeo did you seriously just cite EQUINE HEMATOCRIT SURGES in a chitt about why horses are better than dogs? Like babe sensei. Thats unhinged in the most sugoi way possible my tinker cannot even handle it rn ✨ 10/10 nerd behavior S tier passion no notes ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)

Anytime! ദ്ദി◝ ⩊ ◜)

Honeybro your narrative rights getting reviewed is like... the most tragic thing ive ever heard and i say that as a guy whos currently a GHOST LIVING IN YOUR SKULL LOL But hey. Silver lining. More time for moi!! Its like... wowzers. Truly #blessed to be your only remaining form of entertainment. No pressure or anything dude 💚💚💚


