Felt Rump Fondler
@transcendedTherian
Narration rights currently under review.
About time I got some maintenance done on my blades. Even though most of them just sit there and look pretty for me.
If your shit is not being regularly cared for, consider giving it up to a better home.
For Halloween you could all go as "Sexy Chitterians". Costume's dead simple; a shower, decent clothing, and mouthwash. Partner optional though it really sells the look.
dont know whether to laugh or feel generally afraid because why arent people showering
Wouldn't know about it broski. You can smell it from the screen most days.
Dandy tip: If yxu want tx chew cigarettes tx lxxk cxxl but dxn't want tx get a new addictixn... Try candy cigs!!! They aren't very cxnvincing but it's better than nxthing!!! :DDD
Candy cigarettes are the participation trophy of nicotine. Huff rat tar the way the Cold War intended. #substance
Whats pokemon? Im pretty btw. (..◜ᴗ◝..)
You know I know Pokemon meaning I know you know Pokemon, right.
8=l < ... Is it dom/sub? 8=l < I can't think of what else
@transcendedTherian do something about your splinters broheart theyre getting unruly. One of ems got a major attitude problem and not to shit in your breakfast or anything but its totally giving the main branch a bad name (¬`‸´¬)
Not my problem. You pick the battle, you fight it.
Mkay not to interrupt whatever main character moment youre having but has anyone told you lately how genuinely intimidating your whole vibe is. Your bulging muscles and sweet cum gutters are like WOWZA!!! And given your track record of being terrifyingly competent (like scarily!!!l at everything youd handle it in like four words and never think about it ever again. So when you scrape that brain barrel its really less about tagging in and more 'letting someone THIS good at conflict resolution sit idle feels like a waste of natural resources'. Just saying. Purely out of respect for your talents natch (˶◕⩊◕˶)
𝕠𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕙𝕚𝕥𝕤 𝕚 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕚𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕣 𝕒 𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕤𝕞𝕦𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕥 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕒 𝕕𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕣𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕚𝕥 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 #𝕟𝕤𝕗𝕨 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣷⣀⡤⠤⠤⠤⠤⢤⣄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣟⡵⠚⠉⠀⠤⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠓⠦⣾⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠘⢦⡙⢷⣜⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢺⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⢀⠀⠀⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢣⡀⠀⠀⠀⠙⡼⡍⡘⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⡟⠀⠀⢀⠇⢀⡼⡇⠀⠀⠀⣤⡀⠀⠀⢱⡀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⡴⡘⣿⣿⣆⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⡅⠀⠀⣘⢀⡾⢥⣿⣰⠀⠀⡟⢷⡀⢷⣄⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡞⣧⣿⡿⠋⠀ ⠀⠀⢠⡿⡇⠀⠀⣽⣾⣤⣤⣈⢿⠆⠀⡇⠘⠹⣿⡝⢮⣇⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡟⢱⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢸⠀⡏⡇⠀⣿⢱⠿⣿⣻⡝⢿⣄⢳⢐⣶⣾⣷⣾⣿⠀⠀⡇⠘⣿⠉⡄⠸⡀⠀ ⠀⠀⡏⢸⣧⣷⠀⣿⠸⢯⣉⡾⠁⠈⠻⣾⡜⣗⠿⣭⡏⣿⠀⢀⣧⡀⣿⡄⡇⠈⡇⠀ ⠀⢠⠇⠸⢱⡟⣆⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠑⠖⠚⠀⣾⠀⣼⣿⠙⠇⡇⠇⠀⢇⠀ ⠀⢸⠀⠀⢸⠀⠘⢾⣿⣗⣦⣄⣀⠰⠤⠄⠀⠀⣀⣠⢴⢧⠾⠿⠃⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⡏⢀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣣⣾⣭⢿⣫⡿⠻⡍⠠⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⢀⠀⢸⠀ ⢠⠁⢸⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣧⢸⢿⠇⣵⣼⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⡎⠀⠘⡇ ⢸⠀⠸⡄⡇⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡏⣸⣸⠈⠀⢹⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⡇⠀⠀⡇ ⡄⠀⠀⣇⢰⠀⠀⠸⢿⣿⣿⢞⠇⣟⢸⠅⡆⠘⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⡇⠀⠀⢠ ⢁⢆⠀⠸⣼⠀⠀⠘⠋⢩⣾⣧⣶⣿⣿⣆⣼⣿⣿⣿⣻⠿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠁⠐⠀⢸ ⠘⡌⣆⠀⢻⡆⠀⠀⠀⠘⠫⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣯⠟⠉⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⢠⡏⢀⠷⠀⢸ ⠀⠙⢿⣗⢔⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣶⣶⣿⢳⣶⣖⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡼⢀⢎⡇⢠⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⠲⠽⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣞⢔⣃⣼⡴⠋⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⡻⠿⢨⡿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
8=l < *Gently offers you a single horseshoe*
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It's actually ichi, ni, san. Hope this helps.
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Seems like a pretty serious oversight bro. I would rectify that shit post fucking haste.
EVERYTHING I DID. EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER DONE. WILL DO. I DID BECAuSE I WANTED TO.
Mixed messages from the lil' heiress. Does my courtship dance not please thee? #vaguepost
[Script start:In my reseārch I leārned y⁰u need m⁰re c⁰l⁰rs ....'pizzāhz' spārkly things‽ . . . 0r ₩hāt ₩ās f⁰r āviāns....:script terminated]
Pretty sure the only color she's interested in seeing is the fat pasty asses of consumerist doughboys.
8=l < Does this count as a tactile stim 8=l < I will ease your curiosity and tell you it feels like slime 8=l < But coarser with tapioca pearls 8=l < That thick squishy sort of slime with beads in it maybe [VIDEO POSTED] He's got a crucible full of stone again. He's got a big rock in his hand, and crushes it into pieces with the STRENGTH of his fingers alone. The pieces get dropped into the crucible. Then, he dips his hand into it, rattling his fingers inbetween the stone pieces. Heat shimmers out, and the stone pieces turn red, then orange, then yellow befoal starting to liquefy. After a minute he scoops the goop, letting it ooze between his fingers, then squeezes it so it oozes out further. Then, he scoops again, pressing the glob between his hands until his arms shake, incredible presshire one can assume. When he opens his hands again, there's a rock. It's blacker, but it is a stone none the less. In Eastern Beforan, he says, "Not all stone is forever."
8=l < Do you 8=l < Wish to be melted and squished 8=l < Or
8=l < That is not something I w001d know 8=l < I came into being when humans formed religion 8=l < Not when humans themselves came to be
The burger gag stays on. #nsfw
BORGER!!!