♦ pitied by @transcendedTherian
Judge all you want now but youll be really feeling my absence when youre tapping the bar tab hard and no one else wants to do body shots with you. #substance
like: she shake on my protein til i milk pity: she milk on my protein til i shake #nsfw
Sir reginald tipplewand. A companion to last you well into your twilight years and then some. #substance
guys😭if😭you😭see😭a😭link😭that😭says😭busty😭alternian😭troll😭dominates😭chud😭human😭male😭grub😭scars😭UNCENSORED😭4k😭high😭definition😭dont😭click😭it😭thats😭a😭virus😭that😭will😭turn😭your😭spaces😭into😭crying😭emojis😭 #suggestive
This beau has recently come home with me. A most excellent addition to my collection i should think. #substance #snong
mans out here freestylin yall cant even freestyle a grocery list im just vibin droppin bars while you droppin outta the top 10 dont miss like okay for those still lost we spellin a phrase letter by letter keep up full acrostic architecture you couldnt build a birdhouse let alone this so dont trip when a bar dont rhyme its choice unlike your whole entire career honestly half these bars just kramer bustin in unannounced more presence than yall here im droppin letters like barack dropped mic you droppin like youre blockbuster stock time dont apply to me in the booth even on the clock meanwhile yall still tryna holmes the acronym elementary you mad slow every letters a horcrux you a muggle who aint even made it past book one bro understand this a lifestyle a religion one pope and it damn sure aint you put it together yourself this aint no wheel of fortune i aint handin you a clue #thisisanad #noyoucantjoin #alphatimelineonly #barackpleasesponsorme
No thanks. I do an adequate job. Just been busy lately, bro.
There Are Simply Not Enough Men Being " Sluts " Around Here. What Has The World Come To. #pensive #suggestive
Anyone curious about the aforementioned 4 year old. Hes a boy i am currently fostering. If i can get him to stop chasing my chickens with a stick I might let yall see em....#dadlife
did you know when dave gets drunk he leaves his phone unlocked and starts voguing?
Forced to say "all water under the bridge!" instead of throwing a chair at their head. #violence
Date idea: i chug an entire bottle of vino and you deal with the consequences. #substance
dont know whether to laugh or feel generally afraid because why arent people showering
Considering last years confusion i feel it pertinent to remind everybody that my particular iteration of halloween outfits do NOT actually come pre-titled "slutty" on the packaging. What even IS a slutty pumpkin???
Whats that branch in petplay where at the end you take me to the vet and have me put down? #nsfw #violence
I wish someone would toss some more toys into my enclosure.
im just saying if any of you have ever messaged me and i didnt get back to you for a few days its like a 99% probability that i just straight up did not see i had a message lol i got this bitch on silent 24/7 365 im out hear clearin all notif popups at once without checkin em cuz i hate seeing shit on my phone i live in blissful ignorance until someones like hey man i been trying to get ahold of you for weeks and im like huh what fr and the answer is always yeah they were
Happy #wrasslinwednesday to one and all! Rules are simple: wrassle something today. A rival. A friend. A nebulous on-again-off-again situationship that youre shirking the calls of. Doesnt matter just get yourself a good scrum in!
Hoo boy really need to smother the curious feline in my noggin. Nothing on gods green earth couldve prepared me for the uncensoring of *that* particular image. Suffice to say curiosity did NOT kill this cat so much as maim it severely and leave it twitching on the pavement. #vaguepost #dashwatching
Whats pokemon? Im pretty btw. (..◜ᴗ◝..)
▲actually no i have more to say, I've had at least two people say thanks for fixing their mental health when all i did was verbally abuse them in back alleys and use them to put out my preferred addictive substance on em▼ ▲but like that's not therapy, yeah you feel better for now but there's a reason i have repeat visitors▼
tf did i wake up 2 this time #dashwatching
this seems unethical does the smuppet have agency in this
I sat on my Mcflurry
happy bisexual visibility month ya filthy animals
Found myself standing here this afternoon and would you believe it half of chittr was there too! #substance
You may think twice before you eat but i eat twice before i think. Frankly my fellow chitterians weare *not* the same.
his name is itchy he told me himself
BLASTING MORE MuSIC. I CAN ALMOST. NEARLY. SORT OF. ROuGHLY FEEL IT WORKING ALMOST. https://youtu.be/nIA1gzHXBaw?is=7KIxAB4ayOLIuayb
…IT’S NOT WORKING. LOuDER.
8=l < I misplaced my heat suppressants 8=l < They are not in my syllade% 8=l < I must not have put them back after I took yesterday's dose 8=l < That begs the question of where did I leave them because they are not in any of my us001 spots 8=l < I refuse to suffer today 8=l < I will manetain a level head through sheer force of will if I must
Ugh. Pounding headache. #substance. I need to switch back to wine. @casanovaArmada don't suppose you have any songs that one can play while making breakfast that won't feel like my thinkpans being stabbed by serrated knives?
Hows about you all *smash* some ablutions and *pass* the bottle. #substance
In my younger years, I often wondered what cabal of heiresses pockmarked the long line of Alternian un-succession prior to the fall of the empire. Now, thanks to Chittr, I have the misfortune of witnessing entire flocks of the future fallen firsthand. I see not every young fuchsia rises to meet the demands of their mantle. Don't get me wrong. I'm sure it must have seemed an impossible task. ... But come ON!! Some of you do not even seem to be trying! It becomes a matter of how dignified your attempts look to the public in the final throes and rattles! Have a little pride in yourselves! So for their benefit alone, I am organizing what I consider the baseline characteristics requisite to the survival of a young Alternian heiress, in case no one ever told you. It feels like a big fat durr, but who knows! Perhaps you ALL belong to the invisible generations relegated to the Easy-Fork Coven. I'm sorry your genetic predecessor didn't give a hoot how you turned out. Even you prong-fodder ought to SEEM respectable. Coming soon.
…though. Hm. Perhaps that trait is being housed somewhere else? #vagueposting. For the sticklers.
Th★t Dirk guy gets to be n★med ★fter ★ bl★ded we★pon. Wh★t if my n★me w★s N★nd★o? Wh★t then?
[Script start:In my reseārch I leārned y⁰u need m⁰re c⁰l⁰rs ....'pizzāhz' spārkly things‽ . . . 0r ₩hāt ₩ās f⁰r āviāns....:script terminated]
One bedridden new hire. One current hire about to join the cursed game. One current hire with a recent promotion, dead from an eyelash. HowCouldThisHappenToMe.mp3
tell me im g∞∞d ∞r im g∞ing t∞ kms btw l∞l #suicide
Well thats tonights dinner sorted! #substance
HM. HM. HM. HM. HM. HM. HM. HM. HM. HM. HM.
-- therapistofThedeep [TT] has been pelted with rocks! --
As a professionally losing dog please dont bet on me.
Now contrary to some baseless rumors currently being bandied about by a certain breed of blathering self-important blowhards my noggin has NOT in fact gone and joined the exotic fauna hall of fame in some critters nether reigions. What actually transpired for the record is i went tumbling clean down the front end of a waste chute following a rather spirited scrum over territory rights and by gum i clawed my way back out mostly intact dignity only mildly bruised but very much alive and kicking. The only casualty of note is my poor palmhusk which currently remains lodged somewhere in the belly of the beast. Fucking fiddlesticks now I might really have to wiggle my way up its blowholw OH FUCK HOW DO I TURN OFF TEXT-TO-SP - Sent from my iGrub.
akledkllkklkllllllllllllllll -- golgothasTerror's [GT] husktop is inside a foreign body! --
need to get up and turn my light off but my cat is laying in the exact spot that like i cant move any particular direction or some part of me is gonna disturb her
You thought we were done? Nah. Just had to reboot the router after Dirk pitched a fit. Back at it again with @adeptAdjutant. 🌐 [C] Customer service number "crazy concot's sopor emporium".] 🌐 [S] Sleep ASMR] 🌐 [P] Praise ASMR "good boy"] 🌐 [d] daddy dom praise audio] 🌐 [h] how to repress sexual urges] 🌐 [p] purpleblood verbal solo] 🌐 [h] highblood x midblood hardcore bdsm] \></ #GoregleWrapped
Paid forty two nakdollars for what amounted to things i couldve grown caught and seasoned myself. Absolute daylight robbery over in the consort kingdoms.
THE ONLY ONE I’D CALL PONY ISN’T ON ALTERNIA :(
jk i dont fucking have a pookie
And you must be the president then i take it?
Am i still a virgin if ive never really been me when canoodled? #nsfw
Threatened to knock his lights out and he started grinning ear from ear. What does that mean?
not the goth eliitii2m fuckiing po2er.
▲insane how every version of someone can be fucking insufferable in an apparently infinite set of timelines▼
it is with heavy ball thats i announce that i just shitmaxxed my pants after trying to fartmog someone #nsfw #fartwars #shartisolspike #shmogging
And there can always 8e m0re things wr0ng with y0u, it's imp0rtant t0 expand y0ur p0rtf0li0
Okay, it's a neat doll. Some impressive craftsmanship, actually. Unfortunately my track record of being immune to cursed dolls isn't the greatest so.. Selling a #cursedclowndoll someone found in the forest. Shame, had the perfect little shelf space for the guy.
thanks. the #puppet tag has a lot of my posts if you ever feel like going through. or the #puppetfucker tag if you wanna get crazy.
how thick does a string have to be to end up considered a rope?
I'm always saying this.
it can be both
meow meow meow purr purr purr mew <33
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im so submissive id dom if she asked me to #nsfw #bdsm
Boy dinners starting to look a little dire gents. #substance #gun
i paused my vibrating cock ring to be here #nsfw
youre a depth guy not a width guy and honestly? thats growth ❤️ #suggestive
Personally im unexpected item in bagging area.
:33 < MASSIVE PURREAKING MEWS!! Meow this is a big one! :33 < Lanrol Dersch, the mayor of Funich has gotten herself into hot water ofur leaked expense repurrts that came across her desk. :33 < It is alleged that Dersch has pushed furward a purroposal fur a new ShrodrCorp headquarters to be constructed nearby, after purressure and pushback furom the company. :33 < There is some reason to believe that the expansion would not only serve as a corporate headquarter fur the company, but also to aid in less than ethical research and development! :33 < As of yet it is unknown what may be purroposed to go on behind closed doors, but regulatory bodies are in a stir. :33 < Mayor Dersch has b33n a very loud purroponent of the "Quadrant Values" campaign, stating publicly that she believes in loyalty to her quad, and has b33n in a long standing and very public kismesitude. Despite this, it has b33n rumeowred and all but confurmed that Dersch has had quite the romantic exchanges with her ShrodrCorp company contact! :33 < We received some purroof of the communications betw33n Dersch and the nameless contact, but it is apparent that the Mayor is quite bad at sexting! It is unknown if her Mistress felt genuinely or whether this was a seduction meant to smooth ofur the construction. :33 < We have omitted the photos involved to purrotect the identity alleged mistress. Although most were innocuous, the pair was pictured together enough to build quite the pattern! :33 < It is not clear if this was anything verging on a possible matespurritship, or if the mistress was seducing Mayor Dersch in order to facilitate quick construction of the ShrodrCorp headquarter. :33 < We have attached some of the rather embarrassing text transcripts betw33n the pair as purroof. #Gossip #Drama #ShrodrCorp #MayoralRace #Infidelity #CheatingScandal #QuadrantValuesCampaign #Affair #BlindItem #SubmittedStory #CorpoDrama
reject tradition embrace modernity #substance
okay but bromeo did you seriously just cite EQUINE HEMATOCRIT SURGES in a chitt about why horses are better than dogs? Like babe sensei. Thats unhinged in the most sugoi way possible my tinker cannot even handle it rn ✨ 10/10 nerd behavior S tier passion no notes ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)