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#dadlife

Lil man came home with a tiny bag of resin sea creatures. Theres 12 tiny crabs on my desk

Kult: +20
Total: 20

So my little man... told his teachers he was having an anxiety attack, so Im here thinking I have to pick him up. He gets on the phone and tells me he is sad cause he didnt give me hugs and kisses before school.. #dadlife

Kult: +17
Total: 17

Cals mad that daddy couldn't punch the sun... i have to do better... for him...

Kult: +5
Total: 5

FUCK THE SUN, YOU BURNT MY BABY WE WERE OUTSIDE FOR 10 MINUTES

Kult: +15
Total: 15

I feel like i should use his full name. I think i might be confusing some folks.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

Colonel Sanders did not like the stick.... Run calcifer Run!

Kult: +12
Total: 12

Anyone curious about the aforementioned 4 year old. Hes a boy i am currently fostering. If i can get him to stop chasing my chickens with a stick I might let yall see em....#dadlife

Kult: +14
Total: 14

#dadlife https://media.discoorrdapp.net/attachments/1509304827820245032/1513772064358797383/toouys.png?ex=6a28f198&is=6a27a018&hm=c9ebacad469734a672316a75a8ac49f37e25fc8c880e42bf6c7bba95a3820eb2&=&foorrmat=webp&quality=loossless&width=750&height=900

Kult: +10
Total: 10

I am making blankets for my 10,002 grubs, but they keep eating the yarn ⚜ ⚜ ⚜ (╥﹏╥) #dadlife #patriarch #grub #honoraryjadeblood

Kult: +19
Total: 19

My daughter said she's glad to have me around. Guys am I entering my girl dad era? #number1dad #dadlife #dadthings #relatable #whosdave

Kult: +19
Kull: +5
Total: 24
Ratio: 3.80

My daughter agreed to go sword shopping with me #number1dad #dadlife #proudfather #babiesfirstsword

Kult: +24
Total: 24