#dadlife
Lil man came home with a tiny bag of resin sea creatures. Theres 12 tiny crabs on my desk
So my little man... told his teachers he was having an anxiety attack, so Im here thinking I have to pick him up. He gets on the phone and tells me he is sad cause he didnt give me hugs and kisses before school.. #dadlife
Cals mad that daddy couldn't punch the sun... i have to do better... for him...
FUCK THE SUN, YOU BURNT MY BABY WE WERE OUTSIDE FOR 10 MINUTES
I feel like i should use his full name. I think i might be confusing some folks.
Colonel Sanders did not like the stick.... Run calcifer Run!
Anyone curious about the aforementioned 4 year old. Hes a boy i am currently fostering. If i can get him to stop chasing my chickens with a stick I might let yall see em....#dadlife
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I am making blankets for my 10,002 grubs, but they keep eating the yarn ⚜ ⚜ ⚜ (╥﹏╥) #dadlife #patriarch #grub #honoraryjadeblood
My daughter said she's glad to have me around. Guys am I entering my girl dad era? #number1dad #dadlife #dadthings #relatable #whosdave
My daughter agreed to go sword shopping with me #number1dad #dadlife #proudfather #babiesfirstsword



