@resuscitativeNightingale — #nsfw
>-8==— this is the best way to placcate a particcularly difficcult and violent patient. >-8==— if a patient shows violent tendenccies it's best to restrain them ccompletely. #medcchittr #beforancculling
@threatentensely asks: "fifteen sweep +ld male jade presents with cchief cc+nccern +f recctal pain. three wipes ag+, he devel+ped fever and s+re windcchute after w+rking w+th diseased grubs in the ccaverns. he was treated with + nights +f am++iccillin at an urgent ccull ccenter. +ver the last + nights, he has devel+ped persistent recctal pain, l+w grade fevers, and drencching day sweats with+ut rig+rs. he went bacck t+ the urgent ccull where they gave him t+piccal cc+rticc+ster+id. after a wipe +f that, his fever and pain persisted, and n+w he's here. vitals n+table for temp 36.8cc, bp 147/93, push...Read more
anonymous asks: "hello nurse iglicca varana. i am reacching out to you on behest of a rather ccurious ccohort. her lacck of resolve has resulted in my own needing of intervention to further along the strings of fate. this is a simple servicce i provide on occccasion. needless to say, i am quite the fan of your work as well. now, i have a question to posit for you. really, it is a sccenario. i need you, in your mediccal wisdom, to imagine yourself with the following situation: you find yourself in a sub-blocck of an unfamiliar hive. you are seated before a vast, perfecctly polished cclocck facce, eacch ...Read more
「sinus tacchyccardia, no stemi」 「patient masturbating during ekg ccausing tacchyccardia」 >-8==— i love this job. #medicchittr #yucck
>-8==— please be mindful this matesprit monday of what you might uhm... >-8==— insert... >-8==— into your matesprit.... >-8==— last week i had to remove an acction figure from a man man's ccolon.... >-8==— please be ccareful... remember that it needed a flared base #matespritmonday #flaredbase #safese+ #nsfw
>-8==— one of my patients keeps insinuating that their blood pressure is irregular beccause "all my blood is in my bulge right now." >-8==— h... that is not how that works... your bulge ccannot affecct your blood pressure unless it is highly irregular in size... >-8==— whicch i doubt... #nsfw