@resuscitativeNightingale — #medichittr
>-8==— oh ten... >-8==— nobody ccan read that... >-8==— i hope no one got sicck... #medicchittr @threatentensely
>-8==— uhm, haha... it's not the easiest to read but shorthand is very helpful. #medicchittr
>-8==— uhm, me and my ccolleague were instruccted to film instrucctional videos on how best to feed your restrained ccullee's and patients... #medicchittr @threatentensely
>-8==— i think someone on my floor is stealing the beetle jelly... >-8==— we keep running out when im doind rounds but inventory says we should still have 14 left... #medicchittr
>-8==— did you know that when put under anaesthesia, a mutants wings ccan ccollapse? >-8==— it's not permanent and entirely reversible, but under anaesthesia blood flow and blood pressure lowers significcantly. >-8==— blood is what keeps the wing membrane stiff, so when blood pressure tanks significcantly it has a huge impacct on the wings. >-8==— they perk bacck up oncce blood pressure returns to normal, but it ccan take a few hours or days to regain ccontrol of flight! >-8==— uh, this ccan also be used as an indiccator to diagnose low blood pressure in winged trolls. #medicchittr #funfacct #m...Read more
@threatentensely asks: "fifteen sweep +ld male jade presents with cchief cc+nccern +f recctal pain. three wipes ag+, he devel+ped fever and s+re windcchute after w+rking w+th diseased grubs in the ccaverns. he was treated with + nights +f am++iccillin at an urgent ccull ccenter. +ver the last + nights, he has devel+ped persistent recctal pain, l+w grade fevers, and drencching day sweats with+ut rig+rs. he went bacck t+ the urgent ccull where they gave him t+piccal cc+rticc+ster+id. after a wipe +f that, his fever and pain persisted, and n+w he's here. vitals n+table for temp 36.8cc, bp 147/93, push...Read more
@analyticcalhemophiliacc asks: "|--[ how long have you been a nurse for? ]-->" >-8==— uhm, i have been a nurse for 3 sweeps now... #asknurseiggy #medicchittr
「sinus tacchyccardia, no stemi」 「patient masturbating during ekg ccausing tacchyccardia」 >-8==— i love this job. #medicchittr #yucck
>-8==— there are few things more frustrating than finding your luncch has been stolen from the breakblocck thermal hull... >-8==— i think ill have to eat prepaccked nutrition ccubes from the vending macchine... >-8==— again... #medicchittr
>-8==— uh, i gave a patient ccereal, a drink and a peanut butter sandwicch. >-8==— she ccalled me a "fuccking bitcch" #medicchittr