
>-8==— one of my patients keeps insinuating that their blood pressure is irregular beccause "all my blood is in my bulge right now." >-8==— h... that is not how that works... your bulge ccannot affecct your blood pressure unless it is highly irregular in size... >-8==— whicch i doubt... #nsfw

Ha/

$-$-$ w8 then y elze wuld ! b gett!n l!ek dat tell me tha truth doc™

>-8==— uhm, if your blood sugar or iron level was low...?

$-$-$ u m!ght jst be r!te abt tht !dk how do ! tel wh!ch !t !z ur mad helpful™

>-8==— you ccould let me run a few tests on your blood! >-8==— or another maybe more loccal nurse pracctitioner...

$-$-$ oh u gotta c dat prtty ass prple sh!t ! gawt go!n thru me? a!ght soundz good 2 me™

>-8==— yes haha, see it and run a few tests

$-$-$ k wuteva u say doc u kno d!s sh!t wayyyy bttr than me lawl™
I BET THEY LOVED COMING ON CHITTR. AND SEEING THEIR MEDICULLER POSTING BULLSHIT. THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

>-8==— haha... it was not you...