Nurse Iglica Varana
@resuscitativeNightingale
mediccull professional at feferi pei+es reefstorative justicce cculling ccenter. she/her ⛨ registered nurse my opinions are my own
>-8==— or maybe just the one hehe...
Entirely inappropriate of you to post, Nurse Iglica.
>-8==— im sorry?? how so?
His churlish nature is quite charming~.
Not as charming as you, though~~~.
>-8==— uhm, did that post twicce for anyone else?
>-8==— i am in way over my head here taking ccare of these wigglers.... >-8==— they are so ccute but they really like to bite! >-8==— i don't know how the jades in the ccaves do it... >-8==— i have other patients that need attending!! >-8==— agh but it's hard to say no to them... #medcchittr #fprjcccc
>-8==— no! they ccan bite eacch other, that's only natural. >-8==— but i wont let them bite me! and i wont bite bacck
>-8==— haha thank you, your advicce is really helpful. >-8==— im far from versed in dealing with grubs myself. >-8==— they're still so small that they barely have teeth, so all the "biting" is being done with their little mandibles that will eventually be molted off. >-8==— i've given them ccalccium bloccks and a few toys to keep them busy, but they settled down after i had fed them.
You need to develop tougher chitin. You're going to stunt their development if you continue to spoil them.〜〜
tTheY gotTtTa lllearn sometThing somehow. justT nibbllle on em a lllitTtTllle tTo show dominance
>-8==— i am not trying to spoil them. >-8==— im providing the ccare they need before we ccan placce them bacck with a new lusus...
You gotTtTa have Ffun sometTimes tThough!
🧹🧽 <convenient excuse.
>-8==— i am in way over my head here taking ccare of these wigglers.... >-8==— they are so ccute but they really like to bite! >-8==— i don't know how the jades in the ccaves do it... >-8==— i have other patients that need attending!! >-8==— agh but it's hard to say no to them... #medcchittr #fprjcccc
can yxu like thrxw them all in a tupperware and carry them tx yxur rxunds. is that anything. - xx
>-8==— these sweethearts were all orphaned after their possum lusus passed une+pecctedly. >-8==— until we ccan assign them eacch a new lusus i am taking ccare of them. >-8==— they were all so ccold and hungry when they ccame in, so they are very happy to get a little beetle jelly! #medcchittr #fprjcccc #ccullcchittr #grubccare
wellllll congratTs tTheY lllook lllike a plllatTe oFf eXXXotTic cheese now.
nx just my schedule this time. - xx
>-8==— i wouldn't dream of burdening anyone with raising a grub! >-8==— this is why we have lusii
>-8==— well they are grubs! >-8==— living, breathing, wriggling little ccreatures that are going to grow into strong healthy adult trolls! >-8==— not snaccks!
>-8==— they really are torturing you there... :(
aaat leeeaaast... nooow theeey haaaveee yooouuu... :)
Then > I > Hope > That > You > Find > A > Lusii > Soon > :( > They're > Too > Cute > ♡
tTranslllatTion: "i hatTe Ffun"
OmO . . . OmO ༒︎hey are. Cu♱e. OwO
>-8==— my ccoworkers are infuriating!! >-8==— i shouldn't be made to apologise for "ccalling out" a surgeon that keeps leaving instruments inside their patients!!! >-8==— ugh!!! >///<
If They Absolutely Must Do It, The Items Should Be Whimsical. Suggest That They Leave A Horn Or Confetti Inside Of The Patient Instead. #sympathetic
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>-8==— it would be better if they didn't leave anything!!! inside of patients!!!
>-8==— e+acctly!! >-8==— i'm starting to question the legitimaccy of their ccredentials...
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>-8==— i have, and they have told me i am being hystericcal and disrespecctful of my superiors.
>-8==— that janitor is the most useless member of the staff team ugh!!
>-8==— someone broke the sccalding leaf fluid kettle in the break blocck... #medcchittr
@custxdialFabricatixn facilities request. - xx
🧹🧽 <coming out. of paygrub. send complaints. through tickets.
xXx WHX MX BRX? (҂//ロˣ) xXx - xx xXxXx X’M NXT THX XNX WHX BRXKX XT?????????? xXxXx - xx #XJXSTGXTHXRX. - xx
>-8==— that's a horrible system!! >-8==— are you purposefully disccouraging people from reporting broken appliancces so you don't have to replacce them??
🧹🧽 <facility policy. not mine. submit ticket. to complain.
yxu’re SXCH a XSXLXSS FXCK. why dx we even keep yxu arxund. - xx
>-8==— it really is like pulling teeth with some people... >-8==— ugh!! #vaguecchit #medcchittr
hwy i didnt gwt an invitw for thw twwth pulling party
can i havw intimatw timw with your mouth nurthiw
i likw your 7, 11 and thw prwtty littlw crown on 30
>-8==— phew... that shift felt far too long... >-8==— and now im stucck nursing my ccoworker bacck to health after he broke his wrist slipping on the wa+ed floors. >-8==— i will need to file an inccident report on that. #medcchittr
(¬ₓཀˣ)¬ - xx #yes.......... - xx
wait hang xn a secxnd. - xx
OmO i ♱hink ♱ha♱s ei♱her ♱he same ♱hing. or worse.
I highly doub♱ ♱his. I will refer you ♱o ♱he commen♱ you made jus♱ before ♱his as proof.
>-8==— it looks like i have a busy light shift ahead of myself... >-8==— rounds aren't an issue but it looks like i'll need to wrestle a ccullee into the suit again... #medcchittr @threatentensely
tranqu1l1zer 1n the ass 1s always an opt1on
let me knxw if yxu cxuld use an extra set xf prxngs. xr a dxse xf paralytic. - xx
>-8==— i ccould use you, my ne+t patient is very "acctive"
xn it. (っˣཀˣ)っ - xx
update nxt xn it. x_X - xx #help. - xx
#slipandfall #lifealert #brxkenwrist. - xx
>-8==— how ccan they be a liccensed surgeon when they are the most immature and absent minded troll i have ever met!!! >///< #medcchittr
i’m always saying this. x_X - xx
≡ We∫∫, so as ∫ong as you don't assist in any risky surgeries anytime soon, then no. You might be spared. Though, hopefu∫∫y they aren't so absent-minded to forget you're emp∫oyed there.
Who ever could ♱his pos♱ be abou♱. ÒmÓ
>-8==— im not working on their floor thankfully. >-8==— haha, i wouldn't be too surprised if they did forget.
You are mean. Humane Resources will be ♱he ba♱♱leground in which we wage our war.
I did no♱. Please refer ♱o ♱he above pos♱ for proof.
>-8==— fine!! >-8==— then we'll settle this with humane resourcces.
>-8==— this is the best way to placcate a particcularly difficcult and violent patient. >-8==— if a patient shows violent tendenccies it's best to restrain them ccompletely. #medcchittr #beforancculling
He is defending you. Like a mushy moirail. Ins♱ead of doing his job.
༒︎ha♱ is wha♱ I said. Ew. You are copying me.
>-8==— ugh, he's not my diamond, and im pretty sure he's on break.
༒︎hen ac♱ like i♱. And he has been on "break" for an hour and a half.
>-8==— im not his boss either. >-8==— if he needs to be discciplined that's not my job.
So no quadsmearing? OmO
>-8==— no!! and that is not an appropriate question for you to ask. >-8==— im going to humane resourcces.
OmO Shi♱.
>-8==— another patient tried to bite me tonight. >-8==— i am never not grateful for the muzzles on more... difficcult patients... #medcchittr
>-8==— you think i ccant muzzle them fast enough? >-8==— id like to see you try to wrangle a rowdy ccullee before someone has them sedated and on your table.
Maybe I will. I will wrap ♱hem in my silk. And I will bind ♱hem nice and ♱igh♱. And I will pu♱ you ou♱ of your job.
I♱ is very Very S♱rong silk OwO
Shu♱ up. ༒︎he pa♱ien♱s love my silk. I♱ is sof♱. And homemade. And i♱ slides ou♱ so very easily when i♱ is ♱ime for ♱he s♱i♱ches ♱o be removed.
OwO I♱ is my special♱y.
>-8==— you are wrapping your patients in lusus silk... >-8==— has it even been sterilized? >-8==— ccan it even be sterilized? #yucck
>-8==— aghh what a pan acche...
>-8==— uh is hospital ccourt a real thing? >-8==— my superior is talking about reporting me to humane resourcces for an outburst... #medcchittr
☆~𖦹 I believe so. It is a necessary thing in many cases 𖦹~☆
☆~𖦹 I am sure you will get the chance to speak your side of the situation 𖦹~☆
report them faster so they have someth1ng else to worry about 1nstead
>-8==— i need to pap him so bad i ccant.... agh!!! >///<
>-8==— i think my e+-leaf is upset at me for trying to mediate every argument he gets into...
>-8==— uhm... >-8==— i ccant help it, he keeps getting himself intro trouble and then ccalling me over!!
i’m nxt upset with yxu. i’m just upset. can’t a guy bleed xn the dance flxxr withxut yxu trying tx mxp it all up immediately. - xx
xk but he pisses me the FXCK XFF. just. hxld xn. lxxk at my page in x secxnds. - xx
>-8==— oh ten... >-8==— nobody ccan read that... >-8==— i hope no one got sicck... #medicchittr @threatentensely
if they did it was deserved. paws xff my fucking txm kha grub. it’s nxt wxrth dying fxr. (¬ₓཀˣ)¬ - xx
>-8==— but if someone did die beccause you spit in your soup then youd have their blood on your fronds...
its my sxup. i shxuld be able tx spit in it secure in the expectatixn that nxbxdy else is helping themselves. - xx
alsx. this prxves my frxndwriting is readable. - xx
>-8==— okok!! point taken but agh!! >-8==— someone mightve taken it by mistake
>-8==— we've known eacch other for too long...
if they can’t remember what they put in the cxmmunal hull in the evening then they’re txx stupid tx be trusted with patient care. - xx
>-8==— hm... youre not entirely wrong there
>-8==— uhm, haha... it's not the easiest to read but shorthand is very helpful. #medicchittr
xxycxdxne. there. nice legible blxck print fxr all the new hires. - xx