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@arachneanGambit

luckiest girl in any room and i refuse to apologize for it. if you lost to me you probably deserved it. FLARP veteran. pirate enthusiast. licensed disaster. @corallineCatacalysm took my PFP!

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Happy Disa8ility Month. As a disa8led person, dating an intermittently disa8led person, and as someone who frequently generates more disa8led individuals, you should really 8e thanking me.

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awww that- HUH WHAT WAS THE LAST BIT????

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What?

I do not bellieve I will be doing that

Why are you surprised? Tavros, Terezi, and myself to name a few.

Suit yourself, Droollist.

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Ah, didn't play SGRU8? ::::) I mean, we were a 8unch of violent Alternian nuisances, me especially. I got 8etter.

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@arachneanGambit[AG]

FLARP Season cancelled. ::::/ H8 to say it, 8ut FLARPlanet's suffered too much off-season. That 8eing losing Rose was may8e a 8it too much.

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Hello there, star crossed artist. We meet again across the digital tides of the splinternet.

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oh my god can you two just reply to each other like normal people -_-

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Hello there, 8ark8east.

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hi there bug. <3<

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@arachneanGambit[AG]

Fuck it. since it's out there. from @8ulgeCurator #nsfw #8ulgerating #nsfwe -ish for the poison. Stats Strength:8. Pliability:8. Length:8. Girth:4, X-Factor:8. Vriska's 8ulge has 8oth a texture mut8ion as well as a utility mut8ion. Vriska's 8ulge is akin to that of a scorpion's tail, in that, dips in and out in terms of depth, and has a sharpened tip. While, not exactly like the arthropod, as it isn't actually segmented, it does have a small venom 8ar8 at its tip. The secretions from this section provide a light aphrodisiac-like effect, though, it isn't particularly potent. It does make you more suscepti8le to her psychic commands, however. -------- Attributes Scent:She smells of 8eauty8erries and oak. Like a type of wine made for 8eing upon a ship. Taste:Her taste is similar to the scent, though, it is a 8it muskier with an umami taste under the sweetness. Texture:Smooth, 8ut, 8ulging. Which is to say, the series of 8umps that make the 8ulge unique are soft, silky smooth, 8ut their growth still makes them interesting. Ultimately, It is like a tentacle 8ulge, classic, with '8eads' like a toy, and a venomous tip.

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@arachneanGambit[AG]

I have a strange feeling.

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It may have something to do with your rank-8 pliability.

May8e.

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Minor spelling mistake, deleting Chittr. The whoooooooole we8site.

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Thank Gog. Finally.

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Wait my stuff is on this site please.

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I am terri8ly honored to 8e the 8est thing on this we8site. ::::)

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Ratio: 1.21

-Eelmao nice one

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AnD̶ whO̶’s this bitch?

Unfortun8ly for you, I'm that 8itch, as it were. Given you are some unknown 'solo session' edgelord, and I 8asically defeated Lord English, seems you've got a lot of learning to do, ya little scamp.

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Thanks. My M8 said so, so it muse 8e true, right? Light players and all that. ::::)

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ED̶gers? NO̶w that’s O̶ffensive. Unlike theM̶, I’M̶ *fun*!

((now how the fuck did that turn into edgers))

Sure, 8uddy. ::::)

eHEHEHE, sEEING YOU SAY SCAMP IS S1LLY, iT SOUNDS LIKE THE mINDFANG RP, nIGHTS,

What else am I supposed to call the little ilk? Don't. Uh. Please don't refer to M*ndfang though. Okay? ::::)

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oH OKAY, sORRY! uMM,,, gOOBER!

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Goregle. How do I tell my hot matesprit that I am not only a mem8er of a secret society that taunts her, 8ut she is one of the most revered cele8rities to us?

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It's alright. My intuition told me.

I put them on 8all.

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yuo Look Like a dyke #substance #sLur #technicaLLy #icanrecLaim

comPLiment #substance

Congrats. I am.

WOOOOOOOO #substance i am so fucking sorry i'm high as 8aLLs *baLLs

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A challenger approaches? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f81cc557dc11.png

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((Eridan done 8y @caligulasAquarium ))

WHERE IN THE FRESH FUCKING FELVIDEK EVEN *IS* THIS. WHAT, ARE YOU FIGHTING IN THE FUCKING CRUELTY DIMENSION? KICK HER ASS, ERIDAN.

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It's my planet. FLARPlanet. When you're not licking a8lution traps clean, may8e you can come lick my 8oots. ::::)

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THE PURE ACERBIC HATRED THAT DRIPS FROM MY YAPSTALK WITH EVERY WORD WOULD EAT A HOLE RIGHT THROUGH THEM. BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR. I'D INDULGE THIS INSIPID SPAT OF YOUR QUAD-PHILANDERING PITCH-SLUTTERY IF ONLY TO DISTRACT YOU FROM THE FIGHT, BUT HE DOESN'T NEED THE HELP. AND I HAVE MY OWN WAR TO WAGE. I'LL BE THERE TO MOP UP YOUR GORY, MAGGOT-RIDDEN REMAINS. FREE OF FUCKING CHARGE.

Pfft. As if. My kismesis is set in stone, and destroys moons. I'm just trying to have fun playing my game. When you inevita8ly get sent after me 8y the old Cue8all, I'm going to make you eat your mop fi8er 8y fi8er.

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JOKE'S ON YOU. THESE CLEANING AGENTS COULD STRIP THE PLASMA OFF THE SURFACE OF THE FUCKING SUN. WHEN IT COMES OUT OF MY ENTRAILS, MY INSIDES WILL BE SO PURE THAT I COULD PROJECTILE VOMIT A PURE WHITE LIGHT. IF ERIDAN ISN'T THE FIRST PERSON TO RAPTURE YOUR SMUG, CONNIVING ASS, I'LL BE THE NEXT. DON'T DIE OF OLD AGE BEFORE YOU BURST INTO A PILE OF GORE, BY THE WAY. OLD, GRODY BITCH.

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@arachneanGambit[AG]

I feel my opinions on #wiznook/#wizardpussy are well known. #nsfw

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It's your favorite 8itch. I figure I ought to remind some of you that I'm the 8addest on this platform. Things to know a8out me: 8. I'm in my final molt. 88. I'm GT'd, 8ut hate the jammies. 888. I'm 8asically the only emotionally secure Serket on this entire site. 8888. My title is the Lemnisc8. 88888. I've loooooooong since surpassed pretty much everything my ancestor did. 888888. My quadrants were free until recently. Flush and Pitch 8asically takenish. 8888888. I run FLARPlanet as its Loremonger! 88888888. I'll gladly fight pretty much anyone. As photographed 8y @corallineCataclysm while I was getting ready to go cull some losers. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fef79336c041.png

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That's a very good look for you.

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Yeah? I don't know. It's an awfully lonely look. ::::)

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Writes that down for the future. I maybe interested.

Way to pat yourself on the 8ack there. 8ut you make a good point. ::::)

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yeah sure. and i'm heter0sexual!s0llux, since we're just saying shit that d0esn't exist.

Poor thing. Also, basically taken-ish?

I still have to get past the courting phase.

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Of course. Wishing you the best of luck with that.

Hopefully it doesn't take 8 months.

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I really, really doubt it will.

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@arachneanGambit[AG]

8efore you get concerned, my only drinking pro8lem is not having one of these 8ad 8oys. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/310456755c52.jpg #su8stances

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[|87 :: 1 can f;x th;s ;ssue for you eas;ly

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Eight 8illion 8eers and a FLARP clouder with a fat ass. #Needthat #suggestive #su8stance

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nevver rechitted somethin harder in my bloody life

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Enjoying a 8eautiful day on FLARPlanet. #su8stance https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c323c76276d8.png

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…WHAT DID YOU TAKE THE PICTURE WITH????

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you'RE missing a die

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????

Pro8a8ly dropped it in the cooler!

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BOTH OF YOUR HANDS ARE VISIBLE. WHAT’S HOLDING THE CAMERA.

Take a guess.

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Gamzee's off to the races with the pre-season noo8s practicing. ::::) Loooooooots of reports of "Excessive Play" going on. ::::P That's the point!

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@arachneanGambit[AG]

Oh shit it's pailing season on Alternia? Half of you lonely losers are going to DIE! ::::D Chittr will miss you. Average user count will dwindle 8ack to 80. #nsfw #violence

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it'll be sad to see ya 6o!

Yeah, you'll 8e enjoying the afterlife while I still have to pump air in my lungs.

vriska help i am dr0wning in bitches i kn0w i hate y0u with all my being but please

What? Need me to cull your suitors? ::::)

i d0 n0t kn0w there are s0 many i d0 n0t kn0w what t0 d0

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Mindfang versus Mindfang is an alright fight. The mirror match *I* want to see is every single Eridan on this we8site put in a giant fish tank and each given a knife. ::::) #violence

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WWhy wwould you do this to me :<

Win.

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WWell actually I do havve some swword fightin experience, wwhich might givve an edge in such a fight...

::::) May8e I should take wagers then!

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Better bet on the wwinnin fish if so

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Fuuuuuuuuck. I lost.

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lost what

That Grim8ark Guard just used me as a 8attering ram through half of my planet's arch8ecture.

whoop his ass and give him an extra blow for me

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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3154578ac631.png Watching this, drinking some tea, enjoying my time!

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My condolences to the chronically 8itchless denizens of Chittr.ing.

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nah let em whine its a lotta fun watchin em fumble

tthankss =]

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I wouldn't admit that.

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You're welcome.