♠ hated by @cerbericApostle
yeah ill call that a vwrap, i kinda wvanna rush through these boring match-ups. surprise surprise, aranea beat the lady nobody knovws in the #cronusbabeoff. shocker. bye dollie, better luck next time. er, hmm. actually im feeling a lil bad for her, giwven vwho she vwent against and wvhos running the thing... wvell! aranea movwes on! next up, novw heres an interesting one. porrim maryam vws. jane crocker! this is a high seed against lovw, but i think it could be anyones game. porrim has the ravw sex appeal and charisma, but janes been established on this site for a vwhile, just look through the "adored" tab dovwn there and youll see plenty of her cleawvage. i might havwe to let this one run a wvhile if its close. wvote belowv, as usual, for wvhich babe is hottest. #suggestiwve #nsfwv? <3 or <> for porrim <3< or c3< for jane
🌹 N⬡t entirely sure wh⬡ ⬡r what a Karkat is, but happy wriggling day t⬡ them n⬡netheless. M⬡re imp⬡rtantly, it is #fishingfriday. Picture attached. Please regard the ph⬡t⬡graphic evidence ⬡f a rip-r⬡aring ⬡ceanic excursi⬡n between myself, @cerbericAp⬡stle , @⬡leanderSupern⬡va and @assistMint ⬡n the g⬡⬡d ⬡rphaner's pers⬡nal speedb⬡at. We have been fishing. We have been sailing. And at times, ⬡ur r⬡ds have even t⬡uched. #Chairmancing #FishingFriday #Pleasure #LikeInTheSenseThat #ThisIsPleasure #AndN⬡tBusiness #B⬡ssM⬡ves #⬡ceanMaxxing #TGIFF - MC R⬡se🌹
SAVE YOUR WHORING FOR SOME MALLEABLE HOLE WHO CARES, YOU UNSCRUPULOUS OLD TEMPTOR.
In ⬡bservance ⬡f fishing friday, I am declaring a 3/4 day f⬡r th⬡se ⬡f ⬡live bl⬡⬡d and ab⬡ve in c⬡rp⬡rate p⬡siti⬡ns at #Macr⬡Cullsm⬡s and all #Macr⬡Cullsm⬡s subsidiaries. @⬡leanderSupern⬡va Please send y⬡ur assistant t⬡ acquire bait, tackle, and human fermented wheat beverages. #fishingfriday will s⬡⬡n c⬡mmence. #B⬡ssM⬡ves #Vi⬡letTime #Cracking⬡penAC⬡ld⬡ne #WithMyC⬡ld⬡nes #B⬡atingWithBestie #FishingFriday - MC R⬡se🌹
Doing well, my still lliving acquaintance?
"FUCK YOU"
"THEY ARE ACCOST1NG ME NOW, 1S THAT WHAT YOU WANTED"
"NONONO NO NO N O"
"NOT NOW DUALSCAR"
"sweet jesus put that 1mage away” “fuck you mean why, 1sn’t 1t obv1ous” “you can’t be do1ng th1s to me- STOP BR1NG1NG 1T CLOSER TO MY FACE"
"no"
"well the lad1es should always get a ra1se regardless but th1s t1me…"
"WHY D1D YOU RECH1TT TH1S"
"my l1fe 1s a fuck1ng n1ghtmare"
... Tease.
Yes, of course, right away, sir. I will make sure it fits in the noo- book. - MC Oleana
Good fucking gravy.
⬡leana! Just the lady I wanted t⬡ speak with. Yes, let's get this excursi⬡n b⬡⬡ked. - MC R⬡se🌹
I kn⬡w that's right. Well appraised, my g⬡⬡d man. I shall have t⬡ see if the st⬡ries they tell ⬡f the ⬡rphaner Dualscar's pr⬡f⬡und athleticism and penchant f⬡r masculine cameraderie are true. - MC R⬡se🌹
Hhhokay. I'd be happy to facilitate, if you and the Chairmancer would like to pai- sailing together. I'll put it on the schedule. - MC Oleana
response on those grounds: i dont like mustaches. you keep it up though 🌊🏄♂️🤙
I cant fuck every amp0ra, theyll get mad at me #nsfw
testimony: everyone else is liking + commenting on the nonbinary beach dualscar selfie because they're horny. i could give less of a fuck i am here for the nonbinary beach lifestyle/unlifestyle forever. in this i wholeheartedly support even kinda ugly people, like him
X That is not the outfit of someone who is doing great Source: I’m wearing basically the same thing but with a white button up x
X You’re doing as shittily as I am, noted x
"they’re gonna turn h1m nonb1ney, wow"
Oh, Very Small Indeed –xoxo
I wonder how big it is on that one asshole fish guy. #nsfw #probabalysmall
- @paleHighblood Are you comming to the recuperacoon, mmy mmost mmagnanimmous Baronair? ;-) ※ NOTE: This slimme is getting awfully lukewarmm without your chilly commpany.
EVEЯRYO_E'S ALWAYS CLAIMI_G TO BE A_ ELITE EMPLOYEE. THE BEST OF THE WOЯRST. BUT I SAW @gratuitousA__uity CHEW THE GUM OFF THE BOTTOM OF HIS SUPEЯRIOЯR'S SHOE A_D LICK THEM BOTH CLEA_ AFTEЯR. A_D HIS PICTUЯRE IS THE O_LY O_E O_ THE WALL.
I h4v3..m1x3d f33l1ngs r1ght now. Mor3 confus3d th4n 4nyth1ng! But 1f you don’t h34r 4 c4ll from l4t3r on tod4y, w3ll cons1d3r m3 un1nt3r3st3d!
Huh. I’d r4th3r b3 st4bb3d to th3 n34r po1nt of d34th th4n to b3 c4ll3d 4n 1d1ot. Th1s som3how f33ls mor3 1nsult1ng. >:/
I have been enjo+ying a game called Candy Crush.
- Oops! Haha, look at this ENTIRELY CANDID picture of mme that @oleanderSupernova mmanaged to snag earlier, fromm right after I fell! 😅 Now... how in the mmetrically-mmeasured heck did she mmanage to do that? LOL! What lucky timming! 😆😆🤣 - I still have no idea how this happened. But one thing's for sure. You know wommen, folks? Yeah. 🙂↕️ They sure can get the Job done. 😌😌 #SittingMyNubsDown #AndListening - https://i.ibb.co/HfRb9qGC/Mintyl.png
I will not be trying this lline.
That's reassuring to hear. If that's the case, you have my blessing. Keep him up long into the day, if you have to. Whatever it takes to drill it into him. - MC Oleana
Nightmarish, thank you.
Why did you tag me in this. A superior stretching out his whimpering trainee is none of my concern. Unless it conflicts with your work hours with Macro Cullsmos. In which case you should definitely message me about it. - MC Oleana
- @oleanderSupernova @archiveAddict Ermm, hi ladies, should I tag this as #RankBait, or
we hav 2 many dilfs we need more milfs n gilfs
)(e)(. diggin up my old outfit )(ad me find some ot)(er digs i )(ad for some old pinups i did. s)(it, just fitted myself on t)(is one again. looked at it in t)(e mirror; still fuckin' got it. )(ot damn. #suggestive )(ttps://mspabooru.com//samples/15/sample_46016853b67b39e45659bcd2156e93a0.png?179147
for all t)(e stupidity you t)(row my way, all t)(e calls to moral and reason, all t)(e rebellion you can muster, youre all gutless, spineless, wort)(less worms in my s)(eer greatness and power. )(ere, )(ave anot)(er morsel of meat: t)(is was from a )(alloween pinup a good w)(ile back. )(ttps://mspabooru.com//samples/15/sample_9c4a1d60d0aefb3959fd63314a798cf6.jpeg?205394
)(e)(e)(e)(e)(e)(. )(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A. yannow w)(at. one more scrap for you sad dogs. )(ttps://mspabooru.com//images/15/d42b67f49b6c5fe969dc999122d154cb.png?153518 #suggestive
It's a bit tacky, but quite co+mfo+rtable. And depending o+n where yo+u are, quite the fashio+n statement.
rvry hate i get makes me hornier <3 #nsfw
t)(ank you for spottin t)(e obvious, dualscar. i dont t)(ink ill need your )(ands for now
:33 < i like clowns. contrary to popmewlar belief they're silly and fun to purrlay with
hh
#ImComing @ #EridanWeek
So are we cosplaying as --Eridan? Marc)( is almost over and I )(aven't seen a single skirt. 38C #eridanweek
#orphanerchudscar chittr do your thing and get it rolling.
V VV V VV /\ to u too
OLD.
Get invo+lved with yo+ur lo+cal co+mmunity. They want us separate, scared, and unsuppo+rted. O+ur strength o+nly gro+ws when we jo+in to+gether. Yo+u do+ no+t have to+ be frienemies with each tro+ll in yo+ur slaybo+urho+o+d, but yo+u sho+uld lo+o+k o+ut fo+r them.
I appreciate ho+w candid many o+f yo+u are. It is refreshing to+ be in a fo+rum where revo+lutio+naries are free to+ express the truth. Death to+ the Empire.
Grandpa/grandma I would fuck. Get with the purrogram, fishstick.
D --> Oldb100ds will watch you construct something out of metal and silicone and start wa%ing poetic about the superiority of bio-tech
Fine fine fiiiine. He's a new hire and still in training. I'll send you a fr33 sample of our best shit. If you leave a bad review I'm shredding your stupid looking cape.
He's doing his best. If you want to clawmplain, you can to the manager. That's me. I just won't care. I s33 I s33 I s33. So you're saying that my shit isn't the best you've efur had even though my medicinal w33d skill are legendary. #substance
Excuse the fuck out of you, Seabiscuit. Peanut is the best employ33 we've ever had. He listens and has great teamwork skills. He's like family. If you wanted to s33 me so badly all you had to do was be a Troll Karen and ask for the meownager.
Get with the times, old man.
yup! course i pearlsonally surfived that shit by the skin of my teeth but across the majority of timelines this is the lil human beach (affectionate! <3) that ends me
new empress according to the rules of succession
dude cmon who am i even going to TELL..... u cant do secrets???
BOOOOO BOOOOOOOO NO FUN #nowhimsy #nograce #hehas2linesonhisface #and0funparticles
u cnt type or smtn :?
I JUST ATE SOOOOOOO MUCH SUSSHI #YUM #REALLYGOOD #RUBSMYBIGFATBELLAY
how r u guys pulling throu chittr 0_o hmu baddies wtf
putting karkat in the "torture labrynth" today. hope the kid makes it out.
Its on like Donkey Kong, fishface. I'll drink you under the dining slab so fast you'll get seasick furst. And fuck you. You didn't s33 anything.
All this hate furrom the only one who ever comes to your dumbass games. Your IOU is up. Next time I'm taking what I owe, asshole. #alsowhatswiththeclawnflictingreactions
Don't you dare chuck it into the sea. You still owe me furrom poker night sw33ps ago. You're not getting away with it that easily.
There you are, Ampurra. Where the fuck have you b33n.