Orphaner Dualscar
@cerbericApostle
Newly revived Orphaner of the high Alternian seas. Rank equivalent to a Fleet Admiral for those mongrels unaware of the tiers of noble service. He and Him.
@cerbericApostle Skadee Torden is not going to kill you. I'm just making sure you're aware in case you stumble upon screenshots without context.
this had better be a joke. i'm not wvworth killing anymore anywvways, but anyone wvwho comes after me wvwill havwe their spines detached from their meat. - the orphaner dualscar
it had better be true. i'm much too old to keep fending off assassins wvwho wvwant the merit and glory of my head. leavwe it to a younger aristocrat nowvw. if they wvwanted to kill me, i'd probably fight back and rend them to pieces. but that is only the first fewvw. a large handful might get me by the last one. i'd let it happen wvwhile i sip an iced tea, boots caked in blood. apologies for wvwaxing poetic on my final stand. i think of this often.
You s33, for my specific descendant she has never b33n what society calls normal. In fact, if she efur is again, run. If she's offuring you a chainsaw as a welcome gift, she's being herself.
eugh. it's just so uncouth and misguided. all a you. it fills me wvwith a wvweird sense of pity i wvwant to not havwe. my bushes do need a trim howvwevwer. - the orphaner dualscar
tell you wvwhat, it'd be too easy to just up and tell you wvwhat kinda pity. wvwhy don't you guess?
close. that is howvw i normally feel. for some reason, it is more like the kind that makes me wvwant to teach you howvw to be more civwilized and ovwerall conciliatory. it's horrible.
no no. just a minor, tiny spur of the moment thing. not enough for a wvwhole quadrant. i just had a thing for wvwild eyed strays, that's all.
https://cdn.iᛗgchest.cøᛗ/files/9a04fc9e814a.png felt cute, ᛗight delete later #øc #selfie𓅟
wvwowvw. nice. a lot of good looking sea dwvwellers on this platform.
Here is the promised tit. Ya'll only get one cause some people hated the original post. So only one boob. https://64.media.tumblr.com/09b0bdd66d08d1f2737df40c71254c5b/f9643e2216d2b76c-66/s1280x1920/fb68c66e1b6ff15a6cbde9dc2628450e57df73db.png #nsfψ
the royal lineage continues to be strong.
it's come to my attention that troll bruno mars wvwas mowvwed dowvwn at #eridanwvweek. in truth, wvwe lost a good soul today to the chaos of mirth. this is alwvways wvwhy i argue against the clowvwns and their merry making- i'm sure a face painted freak wvwas responsible here. more importantly, i havwe read reports that troll cher is alright. good. otherwvwise i wvwould havwe had to get invwolvwed. #eridanwvweek - the orphaner dualscar
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I HEARD TROLL CHER GOT DECAPITATED ACTUALLY. CAN'T CONFIRM BUT THAHAT'S WHAHAT I HEARD MOFO.
nonsense. she is still posting, evwen nowvw. i havwe my descendant funneling me reliable information.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THAHAT'S GOOD FOR HER THEN I'M HAHAPPY FOR HER AND HER APPARENTLY STILL ATTACHED HEAD. :o)
good. good. no need to be sad for troll celine. she's a hateful and bitter old hag, got wvwhat wvwas coming to her. some reports say... a clowvwn savwed the day? i'm not sure wvwhat to make of this.
if you're tAller thAn six feet you owe me An Apology. why do you need to be thAt tAll?
you'll get no such fucking thing. growvw a little and then wvwe'll talk.
After learning h9w IP addresses w9rk, I d9n't think 6eing 9n here will cause t99 much issue.
too much rum last night. wvwe jest. there ain't nevwer a thing as too much rum. spending the morning wvwith a #drink in hand. - the orphaner dualscar
PREACHHHHH
X I bet it was basically like drinking water. x
The hangover can't get you if you keep drinking. - MC Oleana
is that a sea dwvweller joke? if it is, cut your belly open. if it is not, no i try to taste evwery note in my spirits. i don't just dowvwn them.
true wvwords and truer advwice, good job #goon. let me knowvw if you havwe rum recommendations for the wvworkplace.
absolutely despondent evwening. here is a tip for the less scientifically inclined and unfortunate idiots dragging on the coattails of society. chairs are for the wvweak. wvwhenevwer possible, you should strength your legs by standing as often as possible. if you feel a distinct pain in your tendons or ligaments it is most likely your body trying to strength your muscles by elongating them. givwing in to this pain honestly makes you unwvworthy of using the chair's respite in the first place. i am lookin at you, office wvworkers. you aren't safe just because your quotas are in numbers and not sevwered heads. - the orphaner dualscar
i havwe alwvways admired the brutality of his honorable tyranny and the lawvw system. come to my privwate messages if you wvwish to speak more on lawvw and order, mercenary. - the orphaner dualscar
#orphanerchudscar chittr do your thing and get it rolling.
i am engorged wvwith rage and murderous intent. - the orphaner dualscar