Orphaner Dualscar
@cerbericApostle
Newly revived Orphaner of the high Alternian seas. Rank equivalent to a Fleet Admiral for those mongrels unaware of the tiers of noble service. He and Him.
i've been thinking about attending this sites little orgy but i haven't been out in quite some time. i'm surprised this thing still reasonably fits
wvwell, wvwell, wvwell. this image has been floating around in my infatuated head for the better part of an hour, i just can't seem to take my mind off of you. i only havwe one question to ask you. do you like margaritas?
good convwersation? wvwell if your skills at talking are as good and eye-catching as your skill in picking dresses then i havwe to admit i'm too curious not to find out for myself. i'vwe been told i havwe a silvwer tongue. do you like silvwer? do you like the wvway it looks at your neck? anywvways, i make a margarita that makes these local humans cough their lungs out. i could make you one.
We're doing ratings~? Glorious~! I usually have to pay for these~. Rate my polearm please~~~~. #Suggestive https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/2a28ba24e484~.jpg
10/10. get that long, hard thing ovwer here, man. stat.
Ahahaha, right away, Mr~. Dualscar, sir~~~~~! Anything else I should bring~? Blade oil~? Refreshments~?
howvw about both? and that wvwinning smile, of course. bring some towvwels too, alwvways good to wvwipe each other dowvwn after a good, hard duel for morale.
There may be a lot of fluids to clean up, is what I'm getting at~. #Suggestive
it's alright. as a sea dwvwelling scourge a the seas, i'm used to a lot of fluids. just promise me you'll make it wvwith both our wvwhile.
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! th!nk of th!sSS somet!mes ꠹
it's tuesday, or as i like to call it.
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that's a you problem bud.
is it a "problem" per se? feels like it could be something fun! a problem isn't really the wvword i had in mind. do you generally havwe a disdain for dirty jokes? just out of curiosity.
no, but i also didnt mean it in the dirty way and people going "ha thats a sex thing" can be frustrating sometimes. :P
did i frustrate you? wvwould you accept an apology? typically, these days, i like to extend people an invwitation to this human beach i'vwe taken up residence in to apologize for any misgivwings. if you accept apologies in the form of margaritas, you could pay me a vwisit.
"frankly? 1 thought h1s lack of post1ng was because he d1ed outr1ght” “1 help a moment of s1lence a few w1pes ago” “or at least 1 th1nk 1t was a few w1pes ago” “1t’s hard to tell how much t1mes passes 1n th1s encapsulat1on” “no wa1t what are you do1ng why are you ch1tt1ng th1s stop that-“"
if there is one thing that history and time has provwen, ovwer and ovwer again, to be ineffectual against my charm and bravwado it is death. nowvw, a good lookin lowvwblood sitting on my lap wvwith a knife behind their back? that could get me at anytime.
oh wvwait you can't sit. let me rethink this.
"1 prefer to lay than to s1t but take your t1me” “what, 1t’s not l1ke 1’m go1ng anywhere"
you may prefer it but is it possible for you? to be laid and strung across another's lap, laid like a delicate bismuth mummy upon the vwery seat of the wvwarm, beating body of a troll wvwho wvwould hold you close? hm?
"1 used to do more than that” “1 do however, cont1nue to be restr1cted from even scratch1ng my nonex1stent nose"
"1’m l1terally try1ng desp1te be1ng fused to a wall, what more do you want from me"
do you wvwant the realistic answvwer or the unrealistic answvwer?
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i havwe far too much experience dealing wvwith those wvwho hide their faces behind masks. or face paint. eugh. at least one a you thinks i look good, showvws you got sense.
that wvwas just a joke. i didnt die. im sure no one circulated rumors of that kind. i just took a break from my palmhusk is all.
are you implying i havwe fat fuckin digits or anger issues? they're both true but howvw dare you. i broke it. so wvwhat?
"1f you are truly not 1ll1terate, you can see 1 d1d not accuse you of e1ther, but way to conf1rm 1t for the rest of the onlookers"
it wvwas obvwiously in the sub text, you must learn to see past only wvwhat your eyes showvw you. of wvwhat your attendants read you. wvwhichevwer one of them reading this, do a sarcastic face at them.
"“oh 1 see plenty, 1 just need to get some k1nd of amusement out of 1t every so often” “1 regret to 1nform both you and the attendant that the sarcast1c face attempted was weak sh1t and needs 1mprovement"
curse that attendant. make them cowvwer in shame, howvw dare they bring that wvweak shit wvwhen representing the wvwords a the mighty orphaner.