Orphaner Dualscar
@cerbericApostle
Newly revived Orphaner of the high Alternian seas. Rank equivalent to a Fleet Admiral for those mongrels unaware of the tiers of noble service. He and Him.
🌹 Reminiscing ⬡n last wipe's #fishingfriday. Such incredible times were had. The vig⬡r⬡us thrusting ⬡f ⬡ur r⬡ds was s⬡mething t⬡ beh⬡ld. @cerbericAp⬡stle - MC R⬡se🌹
That \/\/\/\/eird'n in the back is starin' at m's-o-o-ul.
indeed, chairman, i dare say the wvwavwes wvwe wvwere making in that poor lake wvwould havwe scared all the fish awvway wvwere it not for the beautiful bait wvwe had found betwvween us. i still remember the wvway it felt to look you in the eyes like a man and put my squiggly wvworm in your hand. fish on!
get your rod firmly in your hands for #fishingfriday, master bait and showvw off your salty spray for the boys.
I will do so with allacrity
࣪⊹₊˚{ AYE AYE AYE AYEEEE CAPTAIN! }*O*{7 }*u*{7 }*O*{7 }*u*{7 }˚₊⊹ ࣪
good wvwork privwate but you'll havwe to report to my dms for further training. vwery rigorous... intense training. perhaps stretching all night long.
One night I hope that she wvill acknowvledge my accomplishments. Evwverything I do is for her approvwval. One day she might see me for wvhat I am, one day wve might stand as equals. Or closer. #vwvagueposting #yearning
I cannot deny that I am heavwvily intoxicated at this time. #substance
you deserve to be seen for all the vvonderful things you do!!!! <3
- These seadweller growth supplemments I've been taking at the behest of @cerbericApostle have been mmaking mme... #Reckless. 🤣🤣🤣 LOL. I can feel themm Working. 😏
of course. keep that chin up, mintyl. wvwe'll make a vwaliant knight of you yet.
i grabbed a human on the beach and told them to take this picture of me. i'vwe decided to let evweryone online see howvw i'm doing. come by my beach, if you dare. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/831478f94e40.jpeg
SORRY. Derp moment! But I actually saw a really cute guy wit)( a mustac)(e w)(ose number i meant to send you!
ladies, ladies. @gutsygumshoe ajd @cuttlefishcabbalist please. this is unbecoming of twvwo high-ranking, powvwerful female leaders. surely a solution can be had. taking turns, maybe.
... Ew. You are not doing much in the way of avoiding your untimely fate in this matter by creeping on my sister before my very eyes!!!!
sister? wvwhat? you twvwo are a different species. i'm confused. let us go back to convwersations about my bountiful follicles. i havwe some stubble on the side, and at my sideburns. i'm wvwondering wvwhether to trim it.
SAVE YOUR WHORING FOR SOME MALLEABLE HOLE WHO CARES, YOU UNSCRUPULOUS OLD TEMPTOR.
Don't shave it.
࣪⊹₊˚{ hi. it like, took me a few nights to remember how to swim. }.3.{ IM ONNNN MY WAY NOW THOUUUUGH! }⟡_⟡{ }⟡_⟡{ }⟡_⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
POMO_ GIЯRLS MAKE DO. U_LIKE Y'ALL MASTEЯR BAITEЯRS I'M ACTUALLY GETTI_G OFF MY ASS A_D PUTTI_G I_ THE WOЯRK! :oX #FISHI_GFOЯRPAPSA_DPLAPS #FISHI_GFЯRIDAY
alright nowvw this is wvwhat i am talking about. i may not be a fan of the clowvwns but this lady here knowvws a thing or twvwo about #fishingfriday paps and plaps are bountiful in her future, i can see it.
In ⬡bservance ⬡f fishing friday, I am declaring a 3/4 day f⬡r th⬡se ⬡f ⬡live bl⬡⬡d and ab⬡ve in c⬡rp⬡rate p⬡siti⬡ns at #Macr⬡Cullsm⬡s and all #Macr⬡Cullsm⬡s subsidiaries. @⬡leanderSupern⬡va Please send y⬡ur assistant t⬡ acquire bait, tackle, and human fermented wheat beverages. #fishingfriday will s⬡⬡n c⬡mmence. #B⬡ssM⬡ves #Vi⬡letTime #Cracking⬡penAC⬡ld⬡ne #WithMyC⬡ld⬡nes #B⬡atingWithBestie #FishingFriday - MC R⬡se🌹
i hope evweryone is taking notes on wvwhat wvwavwes of success looks like wvwhen crashing against the stony exterior of class. that is wvwhat my friend the chairman rose is like. and wvwhat a sturdy exterior he is. bring about the blue moons as the humans call them and the coronas, fermented wvwheat bevwerages befitting of our noble hues and aristocratic sensibilities.
unfortunately for sentient life, and fortunately for the fish wvwho quivwer in his presence, the dashing and alternate of myself @orphanerdualscar is dowvwn wvwith another gill infection today. or something like that. the point is he's busy. wvwe are important men wvwith important time, not to be wvwasted. this means that is has fallen to my handsome and large shoulders to champion #fishingfriday so wvwhile i wvwill not be hosting an island, i wvwant evweryone to get off your pelvwic sitting basins, put on your wvwading boots and start casting lines. chop cho, cadets and post your catches to #fishingfriday today. i sawvw these beauties belowvw at a human locale- a bait and tackle shop, it is called. i wvwant evwery guppy wvwho sees this post to identify wvwith one of these four stickers and vwote belowvw for wvwhich one you think you are, if you'vwe got the guts to make the fish swvwoon and the wvwomen fear you. you knowvw wvwhat i mean. ♥️ - if i am fishing i am happy ♣️ - wvwtf wvwhere's the fish ♦️ - patience luck and lines all day ♠️ - wvwishing i wvwas fishing https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dfd3653a0575.jpeg
testimony: morning (if it was a good morning i would be fishing)
dismissed. please stick to the options provwided lest your bait be swvwept awvway by an errant current to the lost dark wvwaters of solitude.
♦️: PATIENCE LṴCK AND LINES THOṴGH POBICO ṴSE HANDS OR MOṴTH SOMETIME. DOES IT STILL COṴNTS?
objection: that wasnt an alternative option (i used the appropriate option reacts!!) i was just saying it because it is true 🌅
testimony: everyone else is liking + commenting on the nonbinary beach dualscar selfie because they're horny. i could give less of a fuck i am here for the nonbinary beach lifestyle/unlifestyle forever. in this i wholeheartedly support even kinda ugly people, like him
response on those grounds: i dont like mustaches. you keep it up though 🌊🏄♂️🤙
point of order: if it helps i still think its an improvement over the old look
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