♣ mediated by @cerbericApostle
࣪⊹₊˚{ hehehehe! SOOOO true! if i dont keep my horns up, howwww would i be able to feed you these cute little bites of basking shark paté???? }6u6{ say ahhhh! <3 <3 <3 <3 }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ dont look at any of those comments from your descendant, bee tee glubs }._.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
If the mood strikes me, I just might. No promises.
DON'T WORRY CROJIISAN. I'M THE ALPHA. AND THOSE SAD SILLY BITCHES ARE EXPENDABLES. 0u0
IN EAST BEFORUS. THEY EAT THEM RAW. WITH CHILI AND CITRUS. SO GOOD. PRACTICALLY FRESH FROM THE ROTTEN LOG.
GHHOGHMYFUCKINGOD. YES. YES. WHERE AND WHEN. I HAVE SO MANY TIMECLONES. AND I DON'T GIVEA SHIT IFTHYEYDIE SCREAMING. HHHHHOW MANY DDOUYOUWANT. YOUR ORPHANERNESS. #HHHH.
DUE TO STUNNING CRITICAL RESPONSE. YOU GET ANOTHER ONE OF THESE. COME GET YOUR SLOP. THE CORRECT ANSWER IS. ONCE AGAIN. SHRIMP. #WADERBAIT #SHARKBAIT #RAGEBAIT #ALTERNIANFOOD #YUM.
I've finished getting ready to visit the #Guttercade. See you soon. ::::) // Edit 8y @twiceAnnihil8d!! <3
Guess who's owed 1,000 c★eg★rs now?
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Damn of course things had to get intense right as #fightnight ended lol #lotofdrama #sorryIcouldnthealeveryonetofullattheend #youcanseemeinprivateifyouwantmorehopehealing
c< sHOut Out 2 tHe ONe dualscar wHO fOugHt Me yOu cOOl as fucK, we gOtta get driNKs sOMetiMe! >c
... Watching this event is forcing me to acknowledge that dangerous women aren't the only type that I have.
Upon further review, I've come to the conclusion that human 8eds aren't quite as dura8le as I thought. I was under the impression that oak was, argua8ly, amongst the top contenders for the 8est possi8le options for a frame. How laugha8le of me to 8elieve that. The mattress met the same f8. I need a new one. ::::(
Good morning. Waking up on a human 8ed inside my own hive will take some time getting used to, if I don't forget it's there to 8egin with. I prefer my cupe.
Aw, I'm glad it pleases you. I've 8een thinking of wearing this more often. Perhaps you'll get to admire it in person sometime. :::;)
You do look good when you're 8leeding 8eneath me. Stunning. And, as interesting as that sounds... Perhaps that is something we shouldn't discuss here. We'll see a8out making your fantasies come true in priv8, hm? Let's leave something to the imagination, dear. It's how we met, remem8er?
I can't help 8ut notice that most of the people I've slept with enjoy picking me up 8y my thighs, and that I find it disarmingly arousing when they do. As much as when I am the one performing said action. Could this 8e a kink?
evveryone lovves eridan deep dowwn some deeper and dowwner than others theyre just ashamed to confront this powwerful truth
yeah ill call that a vwrap, i kinda wvanna rush through these boring match-ups. surprise surprise, aranea beat the lady nobody knovws in the #cronusbabeoff. shocker. bye dollie, better luck next time. er, hmm. actually im feeling a lil bad for her, giwven vwho she vwent against and wvhos running the thing... wvell! aranea movwes on! next up, novw heres an interesting one. porrim maryam vws. jane crocker! this is a high seed against lovw, but i think it could be anyones game. porrim has the ravw sex appeal and charisma, but janes been established on this site for a vwhile, just look through the "adored" tab dovwn there and youll see plenty of her cleawvage. i might havwe to let this one run a wvhile if its close. wvote belowv, as usual, for wvhich babe is hottest. #suggestiwve #nsfwv? <3 or <> for porrim <3< or c3< for jane
🌹 N⬡t entirely sure wh⬡ ⬡r what a Karkat is, but happy wriggling day t⬡ them n⬡netheless. M⬡re imp⬡rtantly, it is #fishingfriday. Picture attached. Please regard the ph⬡t⬡graphic evidence ⬡f a rip-r⬡aring ⬡ceanic excursi⬡n between myself, @cerbericAp⬡stle , @⬡leanderSupern⬡va and @assistMint ⬡n the g⬡⬡d ⬡rphaner's pers⬡nal speedb⬡at. We have been fishing. We have been sailing. And at times, ⬡ur r⬡ds have even t⬡uched. #Chairmancing #FishingFriday #Pleasure #LikeInTheSenseThat #ThisIsPleasure #AndN⬡tBusiness #B⬡ssM⬡ves #⬡ceanMaxxing #TGIFF - MC R⬡se🌹
SORRY. Derp moment! But I actually saw a really cute guy wit)( a mustac)(e w)(ose number i meant to send you!
. What? ... Excuse me?
Get OUT o)( )(is mentions girl.
In ⬡bservance ⬡f fishing friday, I am declaring a 3/4 day f⬡r th⬡se ⬡f ⬡live bl⬡⬡d and ab⬡ve in c⬡rp⬡rate p⬡siti⬡ns at #Macr⬡Cullsm⬡s and all #Macr⬡Cullsm⬡s subsidiaries. @⬡leanderSupern⬡va Please send y⬡ur assistant t⬡ acquire bait, tackle, and human fermented wheat beverages. #fishingfriday will s⬡⬡n c⬡mmence. #B⬡ssM⬡ves #Vi⬡letTime #Cracking⬡penAC⬡ld⬡ne #WithMyC⬡ld⬡nes #B⬡atingWithBestie #FishingFriday - MC R⬡se🌹
Doing well, my still lliving acquaintance?
"FUCK YOU"
"THEY ARE ACCOST1NG ME NOW, 1S THAT WHAT YOU WANTED"
"NONONO NO NO N O"
"NOT NOW DUALSCAR"
"sweet jesus put that 1mage away” “fuck you mean why, 1sn’t 1t obv1ous” “you can’t be do1ng th1s to me- STOP BR1NG1NG 1T CLOSER TO MY FACE"
"no"
"well the lad1es should always get a ra1se regardless but th1s t1me…"
"WHY D1D YOU RECH1TT TH1S"
"my l1fe 1s a fuck1ng n1ghtmare"
... Tease.
Yes, of course, right away, sir. I will make sure it fits in the noo- book. - MC Oleana
Good fucking gravy.
⬡leana! Just the lady I wanted t⬡ speak with. Yes, let's get this excursi⬡n b⬡⬡ked. - MC R⬡se🌹
I kn⬡w that's right. Well appraised, my g⬡⬡d man. I shall have t⬡ see if the st⬡ries they tell ⬡f the ⬡rphaner Dualscar's pr⬡f⬡und athleticism and penchant f⬡r masculine cameraderie are true. - MC R⬡se🌹
Hhhokay. I'd be happy to facilitate, if you and the Chairmancer would like to pai- sailing together. I'll put it on the schedule. - MC Oleana
I cant fuck every amp0ra, theyll get mad at me #nsfw
X That is not the outfit of someone who is doing great Source: I’m wearing basically the same thing but with a white button up x
X You’re doing as shittily as I am, noted x
⊹₊˚{ i dont know what that means }.3.{ IN ALTERNIAN FOUR EYES???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ NOOOO, dont look! i can probably catch WAAAAY BIGGER THAN THAT ONE!!!! }*o*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ OH WOW!!!! }*7*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING??? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I have been enjo+ying a game called Candy Crush.
- Oops! Haha, look at this ENTIRELY CANDID picture of mme that @oleanderSupernova mmanaged to snag earlier, fromm right after I fell! 😅 Now... how in the mmetrically-mmeasured heck did she mmanage to do that? LOL! What lucky timming! 😆😆🤣 - I still have no idea how this happened. But one thing's for sure. You know wommen, folks? Yeah. 🙂↕️ They sure can get the Job done. 😌😌 #SittingMyNubsDown #AndListening - https://i.ibb.co/HfRb9qGC/Mintyl.png
That's reassuring to hear. If that's the case, you have my blessing. Keep him up long into the day, if you have to. Whatever it takes to drill it into him. - MC Oleana
Why did you tag me in this. A superior stretching out his whimpering trainee is none of my concern. Unless it conflicts with your work hours with Macro Cullsmos. In which case you should definitely message me about it. - MC Oleana
- @oleanderSupernova @archiveAddict Ermm, hi ladies, should I tag this as #RankBait, or
- LOL! 😀 Admmiral Dualscar, sir. That's a very particular way to phrase - Umm
worDs DO have a way of gettin a bitch rileD up. y'know what? i'll take your worD for it. i got My own ways though. Maybe i shoulD give My own aDvice...
Been spending all day scouting abandoned hive complexes a≈ay from the coast. The Guild has been trying to establish land routes for trade, but for some of these communities, it ≈as too late. The people either starved, or left hive in search of better opportunity. Or they ≈ere hunted. Either ≈ay, this one has an extensive library. It is getting light out, ho≈ever. No rest for the righteous.
- Ohhhhh ok I gotta change mmy socials hahahaa Hoowee! Yes! LOL! - I mmean thank you, sirs. 😐🫡
its ok 2 b old its xtra ok 2 b old if ur hawt as balls
)(e)(. diggin up my old outfit )(ad me find some ot)(er digs i )(ad for some old pinups i did. s)(it, just fitted myself on t)(is one again. looked at it in t)(e mirror; still fuckin' got it. )(ot damn. #suggestive )(ttps://mspabooru.com//samples/15/sample_46016853b67b39e45659bcd2156e93a0.png?179147
for all t)(e stupidity you t)(row my way, all t)(e calls to moral and reason, all t)(e rebellion you can muster, youre all gutless, spineless, wort)(less worms in my s)(eer greatness and power. )(ere, )(ave anot)(er morsel of meat: t)(is was from a )(alloween pinup a good w)(ile back. )(ttps://mspabooru.com//samples/15/sample_9c4a1d60d0aefb3959fd63314a798cf6.jpeg?205394
)(e)(e)(e)(e)(e)(. )(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A. yannow w)(at. one more scrap for you sad dogs. )(ttps://mspabooru.com//images/15/d42b67f49b6c5fe969dc999122d154cb.png?153518 #suggestive
putting karkat in the "torture labrynth" today. hope the kid makes it out.