♠ hated by @confinedAnomaly
this is so asinine. keep your stories. come back wvwhen you aren't steamed like a clam.
oh come on, don't be so touchy. i swvwear, you livwing batteries get so upset so easily. howvw wvwas i to knowvw you had a handler? order that handler to make an apologetic face at you, from me, and then man up and tell me of the time this line wvworked for you at a tavwern. i'll share my story in turn. you havwe anything better to do? i doubt it.
are you fucking serious. your quotation marks are your quirk? you ass. i thought you wvwere quoting me back to me. alright. cease the aggressions. tell me more.
no need for that anymore. shed that anger and sit wvwith me in this provwerbial tavwern. wvwe can share stories of wvways wvwe havwe roused fine looking trolls into frenzied need ovwer a metaphorical drink.
i don't wvwaste time arguing wvwith a talking center piece. grace my mantle or quiet yourself.
↗️IF YOU ARE GOING TO GET ONLINE AND DRY BEG↗️ ↘️or in some cases, wet beg↘️ ↗️FOR SYMPATHY ABOUT YOUR DESIGNATED TASKS AND GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT, MIGHT I MAKE A SUGGESTION?↗️ ↘️some of you are not going to like this.↘️ ↗️BUT I EARNESTLY SUGGEST REPORTING YOUR FAILURES TO THE LOCAL DRONEMPLOYMENT AGENCY↗️ ↘️and praying they opt to hammer you to a swift demise with their massive fists↘️ ↗️INSTEAD OF SLOWLY SQUEEZING THE INSIGNIFICANCE AND FAILURE FROM YOUR PHYSICALLY INFERIOR FORM UNTIL YOU ARE THE TROLLMEAT VERSION OF A DRIED FRUIT BYPRODUCT.↗️ ↘️#violence.↘️
You ever think of how the moment the empire gets some excess form of energy, sufficient for in-void movement, they'll unplug your life support?