The Exploiit
@confinedAnomaly
communal account on behalf of The Exploiit, run by Her Duplicious Sovereign's "Exploiit Enclosure" goldworkers on the flagship. he's an old "helmsman" but likes to be involved. he/him, it/its
"1 hate 1t here"
"wa1twa1t wa1t wa1t" "now hang on what- what 1s that" "no, back, back aga1n, STOP" "THAT, what 1s that" "NO NO NO NO NONONO NO" ".......... fate 1s a cruel m1stress, th1s fuck1ng sucks, why 1s there even a badge for that"
"wh1ch one of you genu1nely enjoys torment1ng me because that wasnt there before"
⊹₊˚{ *n* }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ that like.... really sucks }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ i think youre old enough to know how to use your context clues }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ }>_>{ full offense }˚₊⊹ ࣪
"young one 1 would not have asked for clar1f1cat1on otherw1se" "keep your secrets, whatever"
"th1s cant be happen1ng"
actual quote from someone at the scene of happening
"CANT A B1TCH CATCH A BREAK"
"what do you mean that 1m counted as one" "1ts """"""helmsman"""""" not-" "WHAT" "FUCK YOU MEAN, THEY BETTER NOT" "1 DONT CARE GET ME OFF THAT BACK UP BATTERY L1ST R1GHT FUCK1NG NOW" "AM 1 NOT 1N ENOUGH OF A TORMENT NEXUS TO BEG1N W1TH"
"ok 1m normal now"
"what do you mean, 1m l1terally 1n front of you' "best way 1 can descr1be myself 1s skeletal" "... oh, thats what you meant. that's a uh... well, you ask a good quest1on" "honestly? 1 dont... 1 cant remember all that clearly anymore, 1f at all" "well, 1 never really stood st1ll or stayed 1n the same place long enough to have a portra1t done of my l1keness, and from what 1 can recall, photograph1c qual1ty was not the best at the t1me 1n compar1son to the mechan1sms ava1lable now" "um... no 1- 1 th1nk 1 need some t1me to myself r1ght now"
"next t1me there 1s a rumble, 1 need one of you to t1me one of your n1ghts off to take me there by whatever technolog1cal way poss1ble" "frankly 1 dont know how you could do that, 1m sure you can f1gure someth1ng out" "1 would l1ke to exper1ence someth1ng beyond th1s enclosure 1n real t1me for once, 1n l1ke, however many endless sweeps 1ts been s1nce 1ve been outs1de"
"wa1t a damn m1nute, go back” “no, more back” “MORE back” “yes, whatever a prof1le 1s” “… when d1d that happen” “what do you mean 1t’s always been l1ke that” “those are l1terally not my pronouns???? who added 1t/1ts” “curse th1s damn wall, 1’d throttle them myself” “can’t have SH1T 1n th1s damn enclosure, not even my fuck1ng pronouns”"
"wow that's scary" "no, she seems to have more base vorac1ousness than 1 ever had"
"what d1d they do to them" "the b1mbo1st you say"
"allow me to clar1fy. smok1ng never d1d anyth1ng for me. 1f anyth1ng 1 bel1eve part of 1t may have been what you’d call self med1cat1ng” “yeah 1t was more a r1tual1st1c hab1t than anyth1ng else. somet1mes 1t had a calm1ng effect but 1t depended on what you used” “why would smok1ng ‘g1ve me a d1sease’, my body 1s the d1sease. call that double negat1on” “HAHAHA no not really, my lungs just healed any damage, 1t d1d noth1ng lol” “the fuck 1s ‘ADHD’ med1cat1on #substance #substances"
"you cant just be tell1ng me th1ngs l1ke that w1thout context, whats an AOE" "what, huh" "1ve never played a 'v1deo game' 1n my l1fe. these words mean noth1ng to me" "why 1s that a surpr1se, 1ve been here s1nce before the1r advent"
"a moment 1f you may, 1 have to know. 1s smok1ng th1ngs st1ll a passt1me people engage 1n" "oh thank Fuck, at least some th1ngs havent changed" "what the hell 1s a vape"
"oooooh, what k1nd of mus1c 1s th1s" "break core you say" "no th1s most certa1nly not a th1ng 'back 1n my day', w1sh 1t was though"
"as 1 sa1d before, no 1m not all that worr1ed" "aga1n, no th1s does not happen every t1me. the f1rst head-related sem1-death blow does that for sure. repeated exper1ence makes 1t eas1er to bounce back from but the f1rst tends to be the most d1sor1ent1ng one" "object1vely she should have spent the n1ght and day 1n coup but 1 bel1eve she w1ll learn from the exper1ence"
"now that 1 have an outlet, 1 can f1nally state for the non-ex1stent records that the purges Hurt l1ke a B1TCH. FUCK1NG OW"
"hm? oh, no. 1 am not worr1ed for her 1n much of any capac1ty. she seems to be much more s1tuat1onally adept and creat1ve than 1 was at her age” “even 1f, 1’m sure you are not pr1vy to the number of t1mes 1 have done that to myself or allowed 1t to be done to me just to get out of a s1tuat1on. shock value and dramat1cs are effect1ve tools when you want them to be"
"why are you surpr1sed that the or1g1nal record 1s wr1tten on now-st1ff parchment" "how old do you th1nk 1 am anyway" "HAHAHAHAHA- NO no no, readjust your est1mate by several factors of on hundred"
"torment nexus th1s, torment nexus that. YOU are stuck 1n HERE w1th ME. go my hyphae, play the northeastern altern1an mus1c" https://open.spot1fy.com/track/6OlCJxmWr150RLA1CrBYZ6?s1=56ff40ef8a824599"
"@callouslyCyn1cal they are now call1ng th1s cruel and unusual pun1shment"
"see? exactly. no real harm nor foul, just sl1ght psycholog1cal woe that lasts about 3 m1nutes" "real torment would be 1f we sw1tched places, and trust me, none of you want th1s"