♦ pitied by @confinedAnomaly
If I have not posted some form of fishing haiku for #FishingFriday within 16 hours assume I have died. Again.
What are some appropriate gifts for that special teal8lood in your life?
#finishedwatching #magic1978 why WOULd quasi-messiah dIRK show me that httPs://i.imgur.com/2KIbbqe.Png -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
You are far more experienced than I, then. I will try to reign in my timidness.
- @paleHighblood Are you comming to the recuperacoon, mmy mmost mmagnanimmous Baronair? ;-) ※ NOTE: This slimme is getting awfully lukewarmm without your chilly commpany.
Trully I have not been quite so, ah, enthralled by the words coming from ones mind in some time. One cannot hellp but wonder how you even think of them.
let them mediate if they wvwish. it's fun.
just be patient. it wvwill happen soon.
Totall War has had me thinking. Had I an immortall undead army, the rebellion woulld have been easy. Allas, I onlly knew one immortall undead and he... Ah... Was not a fighter.
Do not take this as me being defensive. So llong as she does not object I care not for your attempts. I simplly found your approach amusing
of course. allowvw me to elaborate. i havwe begun to wvwear wvwhat the humans call "hawvwaiian shirts". i havwe also taken a great liking to wvwhat they call "frozen margaritas". perhaps you'd like to share one wvwith me sometime.
One thing that I regret about my rather unique and specific experience in heartache is that I cannot offer meaningfull sympathy towards others experiencing it. There are times where I wish to offer meaningfull compassion, but cannot. But I do see you. And your pain does move me.
Sometimes it is strange seeing so many peoplle have attraction for mulltiplle others. I have onlly ever fellt the Allure of one person, so whille I can recognize Beauty in others, it is more of an observation than something fellt. I hope this does not make my complliments feell stiff or ingenuine, though I think it llikelly does.
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DO NOT CALL ME THAT
youre really gettin better at sass. youre a long way from t)(ose dramatic posts of old. i t)(ink its... well, t)(e )(umans would call it "bimbofication"
None of you coulld handlle me if I were anyhow.
It is lliterally so over
And for the record if my quirk causes me to mispell your name or titlle, I am sorry but I cannot do anything about that.
The Lladies can mind their business
I woulld often slleep in a tent further separated from the rest of my regiments in the war. On the worse days, mere proximity to me coulld evoke aches and pains in the bodies of those near me. They pretended they coulld not feell it. But I coulld see it in the bags under their eyes, the sllowing of their movement. The tone of their voices.
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My head is beginning to feel as if someone is taking a hammer straight through it. It's for the best I didn't attend the masquerade.
Maybe I woulld be more mad if I were still lliving? It takes much more to get me angry than it did when I were allive. But now? None of this matters. This is nothing. It is exceptionally easy to bllock someone and ignore them for all time. I am not going to raise my arms up and shout a call to Arms over some fooll.
Every bone in my body aches. My incorporeall body, with ethereall bones. It will be one of those nights.
Seagulls are evill birds. I do not llike them.
Well they can be dead stupid birds in someone ellses bubblle and stop stealling my Fuckinge Llunch
This "Boss" "Fight" is Stupid.
I am not good at these action oriented video games. With strategy and tacticall games, I may usually take my lleisurelly time, not to make decisions, but to grapplle with the controlls. Damnablle computerized systems. In my day, we operated mechanisms with llevers, and buttons, and generally not so many in quick succession. It is all so compllicated now.
The Fury enemy is bullshit though.
I see the years have added to your cynicism where once such a reservoir once llied empty.
gottapressthebuttoninmy#pod #mypod #mybutton thatim going to #press.
hhhhidonthaveneoughmindhoneyforthismypanisgoingtofuckingexploode
I love my empress. Nothing else was ever here.
Th3 oth3r funny thing about thi2 i2 that nobody on thi2 2it3 ha2 or will 2hut up about th3ir bulg3 or oth3r p3opl32 bulg32.
I swear on my Bllade Stop Pitying My Damn Chitts You will be gutted #haiku
I haven't sat down and had tea or coffee with someone in a very llong time.
I need to tidy my bubblle and hive.
No one understands me llike you do.
I do apollogize for my behavior in generall in the llast cyclle. I do not know what came over me, but my mind is settlling and I am feelling a cllarity of purpose again.
My many sweeps spent idlle in the afterllife have dulled and sllowed my thinkpan. Scheming, strategizing, used to be my strong suit, and now I fllounder. How embarrassing.
↗️WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING IS PRINTING IT OUT AND MARVELING AT MY COMPLEX ANATOMICAL SKILLS AND EMOTIONAL APPROACHES TO PORTRAYING BOSSHOOD.↗️
↗️THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE GUIDED THROUGH FIELDS OF INVESTMENTS BY YOUR PHYSICALLY ADJUSTED SUPERIOR.↗️ ↘️this is what it means to be admonished for your poor habits and also your bad choices by your complete higher up.↘️ ↗️THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO STAND IN THE FACE OF TRUE COMPETENCY, WHEN YOU ARE LITTLE MORE THAN A PATHETIC SCRUB RUBBING HIS KNUCKLES ALONG THE FLOORBOARDS FOR A FEW SPARE CAEGAR FOR THE VENDING MACHINE.↗️ ↘️i have tried to capture the flawless and superior essence of @caligulasAquarium the best i can.↘️ ↗️MARVEL IN SHOCK AND AWE AS YOU LEARN WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A BOND BETWEEN EMPLOYEE AND EMPLOYER, DEEPER THAN ANYTHING ELSE.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1fdc7c48610a.png ↘️
Allso bad. I can create nothing.
Hound in the muzzlle Dog of war yearns for the hunt The cage remains cllosed.
You llearn modern llanguage and terminollogy faster than I do, at lleast.
Why did she pity that.
Ah, a proverbiall digitall metamorphosis, which you are attempting to usher me into. Your wisdom is infinite and kindness boundlless.
Tys not so! In truth I hope only to see thyne myssteps corrected into a glorious ballet of, um, social media lyteracy?
I did not know the new rebell cause in our afterllife was to make a fooll of me. I find mysellf wishing you had kept me apprised.
If I were tolld this by most other trolls they woulld find themsellf a head shorter in a singlle stroke of my bllade. But I have an affection for you so this seems extreme. I can onlly rellay my confusion.
I have finished forging. It did llittlle to cllear the mind this time. I remain troublled.
I bllame the internet for this.
Okay it feells a llittlle more personall when the brightest shining beacon of the entirety of my memory is allso pitying all of my posts.
Why does everyone pity all of my chitts. Even the ones where I have not made some grave error. I do not understand.
No.
Im sure you are a very nice young person but I must declline. I have no room for quadrants or quadrant shaped rellations in my heart, for it is too occupied by my devotion to servitude.
I do not think it woulld have been appropriate for me to kiss my troops as their superior officer.
why is my blloodlline so full of [HOMOPHOBIC SLUR EXPUNGED]
the idea of troll tennessee is haunting me now
Ah, rats, twould seem I hath mystyped thou.
Perhaps what I need is a period of meditation via bllacksmithing. The resonance of my psionics with the speciallized smithy mechanisms do wonders for my state of mind.
We are going to Eastern Alternia at thys rate!
Not humorous in the sllightest
Verily, wyth each and every poste myne devoted Blaidd doth dig deeper. At what point must I gyve them a Spade, wythout of course the Common Meanyng, so that they may Expedyte their tunnellyng?
Bellief is dawning That this infernall website, A trap llaid for me #haiku
IN LIFE. NOT IN OTHER CERTAIN THINGS.
Merelly experienced.
You must find where they gather and sociallize. They must mate at some time... the pickings will be diverse and easy to find then.
Shame is behind me Checking the timelline posthaste Why are they biting #haiku
One wishes they coulld die a second time over I was hoping you woulld not see this.
I have been informed that I was under a misunderstanding to the use of certain modern llinguistic terms. I will not be going back to edit my posts as that woulld refllect poorlly on my character, but I woulld llike to ask that no one goes back any of my posts from the previous severall hours. I woulld allso llike to apollogize to any peoplle that I used this terminollogy on, this has caused me significant embarrassment. Pllease forgive me. That will be all
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the jaillboy? i coulld knit him some i guess. dunno if he deserves em though.
im proud to say iwve learned my lesson and im fully rehab- yes, im saying it, get that gun outta my face! ivwe learned my lesson and vwill nevwer... wvhat vwas it i did again? ovwwv, fuck, cmon, break a fevw more ribs vwhy dontcha?! vwait, no, that vwasnt an invwitation, please, stop, im just a boy- #vwiolence #statewviolence
