♣ mediated by @confinedAnomaly
A point in favor of public decency, it would seem. Umami, nutty.
For the purposes of oversight, I have made my own profile. This will limit the need for mental connection to the subject, and allow for further examination of potential dissidents yet undiscovered by other re-educating authorities within Imperial space. My first impressions are of a social media hub inhabited mostly by those who have yet to be deployed to their stations. I do not mind the exhibitionism on display, as the lurid conduct of the user base proves to be quite decadent even from afar. Images do not feed quite so well as the odoriferous sweetmeats of a nearby mind, but there are often traces of thought and feeling to exploit. Fortunately, for the purposes of my own account, only the subject seems to have an account. No other officers of the Cocytus or her sister ships appear to have been drawn in to chittr. I suppose there is a chance they believe it frivolous. They could not be more wrong, for keeping one's fronds upon the pulse of the Empire's youth is the only way to stay ahead and ensure one is able to adapt to the challenging dissidents who have yet to don uniform and salute their superiors upon their deployment. Acrid, with a particularly musty middle note. The finish is unexpectedly piquant.
The agreement that was made after the revelation of this account was that they would follow me. This ensures a mutual flow of information. You understand. Rancid and phenolic.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
happy #pride month. may you enjoy the taste of this gay bacon, as it wvwere, from both fronts.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Doing well, my still lliving acquaintance?
wvwhat wvwas it? the tavwern sloppy seconds? the vwillage twvwo wvwheel devwice? something or other you mentioned last time wvwe spoke.
so evweryone wvwould see, a course.
er. ask your commanding leadership to. or tell them to givwe themselvwes a raise.
heh. givwe your handlers a raise.
alright. i hope you are noting my lack of suffering. maybe my.... sexy indifference? i could strike. a pose, if you need the highlighting.
many havwe wvwondered this. fewvw knowvw the answvwers. all it really takes is a life livwed fully, like mine, wvwith unique experiences and an uncanny handle on the intricacies of romance and attraction. don't be so intimidated, i happen to be an expert at all of this.
wvwhich means, by the transitivwe property, that i am ovwerflowvwing in romance and romantic vwigor. notice, the wvway you speak to me. entranced, i'd say. i could say the same about me to you. something something about guiding a blade, i'vwe heard sayings of this before.
haha. haha! good. nowvw share wvwith me.
no need for that anymore. shed that anger and sit wvwith me in this provwerbial tavwern. wvwe can share stories of wvways wvwe havwe roused fine looking trolls into frenzied need ovwer a metaphorical drink.
here is a pick up for all of you lowvw and foolish fewvw wvwho are failing to find yourselvwes a suitable mate this pailing season. do yourselvwes a favwor and take up good advwice wvwhen you hear it. this kind of line wvworks wvwell on a troll wvwho knowvws class and refinement, but one wvwho is not so up their owvwn chute that they can still appreciate a trashy romp in the dirty tavwern alley wvway after you ditch the ball. hear me good wvwoman, grant me thy leavwe to savwor the confection of thy cookie. my inner hunger roars for the sublime nectar of your person, send me not into loneliness but betwvwixt your mounds. - the orphaner dualscar
i don't wvwaste time arguing wvwith a talking center piece. grace my mantle or quiet yourself.
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