♣ mediated by @confinedAnomaly
alright. i hope you are noting my lack of suffering. maybe my.... sexy indifference? i could strike. a pose, if you need the highlighting.
many havwe wvwondered this. fewvw knowvw the answvwers. all it really takes is a life livwed fully, like mine, wvwith unique experiences and an uncanny handle on the intricacies of romance and attraction. don't be so intimidated, i happen to be an expert at all of this.
wvwhich means, by the transitivwe property, that i am ovwerflowvwing in romance and romantic vwigor. notice, the wvway you speak to me. entranced, i'd say. i could say the same about me to you. something something about guiding a blade, i'vwe heard sayings of this before.
haha. haha! good. nowvw share wvwith me.
no need for that anymore. shed that anger and sit wvwith me in this provwerbial tavwern. wvwe can share stories of wvways wvwe havwe roused fine looking trolls into frenzied need ovwer a metaphorical drink.
here is a pick up for all of you lowvw and foolish fewvw wvwho are failing to find yourselvwes a suitable mate this pailing season. do yourselvwes a favwor and take up good advwice wvwhen you hear it. this kind of line wvworks wvwell on a troll wvwho knowvws class and refinement, but one wvwho is not so up their owvwn chute that they can still appreciate a trashy romp in the dirty tavwern alley wvway after you ditch the ball. hear me good wvwoman, grant me thy leavwe to savwor the confection of thy cookie. my inner hunger roars for the sublime nectar of your person, send me not into loneliness but betwvwixt your mounds. - the orphaner dualscar
i don't wvwaste time arguing wvwith a talking center piece. grace my mantle or quiet yourself.
↗️WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING IS PRINTING IT OUT AND MARVELING AT MY COMPLEX ANATOMICAL SKILLS AND EMOTIONAL APPROACHES TO PORTRAYING BOSSHOOD.↗️