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A point in favor of public decency, it would seem. Umami, nutty.
I am not convinced it does not use dark majycks
i wvoke up this morning wvith a bad hangovwer and my penis vwas missing again this happens all the time its detachable this comes in handy a lot of the time i can leawve it home wvhen i think its going to get me in trouble or i can rent it out wvhen i dont need it but novw and then i go to a party get drunk and the next the morning, i cant for the life of me remember wvhat i did wvith it first i looked around my apartment and i couldnt find it so i called up the place wvhere the party vwas they hadnt seen it either i asked them to check the medicine cabinet cause for some reason i leawve it there sometimes but not this time so i told them if it pops up to let me knowv i called a fevw people wvho vwere at the party but they wvere no help either i vwas starting to get desperate i really dont like being vwithout my penis for too long it makes me feel like less of a man and i really hate to hawving to sit dowvn ewvery time i take a leak after a fewv hours of searching the house and calling ewveryone i could think of i wvas starting to get wvery depressed so i vwent to the kiewv and ate breakfast then as i wvalked dovwn second awvenue tovward st. marks place wvhere all those people sell used books and other junk on the street i sawv my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster owven some guy wvas selling it i had to buy it off him he wvanted 22 bucks but i talked him dovwn to 17 i took it home, vwashed it off and put it back on i wvas happy again, complete people sometimes tell me i should get it permanently attached but i dont knowv ewven though sometimes its a pain in the ass i like havwing a detachable penis #lyricsposting #nsfvw
For the purposes of oversight, I have made my own profile. This will limit the need for mental connection to the subject, and allow for further examination of potential dissidents yet undiscovered by other re-educating authorities within Imperial space. My first impressions are of a social media hub inhabited mostly by those who have yet to be deployed to their stations. I do not mind the exhibitionism on display, as the lurid conduct of the user base proves to be quite decadent even from afar. Images do not feed quite so well as the odoriferous sweetmeats of a nearby mind, but there are often traces of thought and feeling to exploit. Fortunately, for the purposes of my own account, only the subject seems to have an account. No other officers of the Cocytus or her sister ships appear to have been drawn in to chittr. I suppose there is a chance they believe it frivolous. They could not be more wrong, for keeping one's fronds upon the pulse of the Empire's youth is the only way to stay ahead and ensure one is able to adapt to the challenging dissidents who have yet to don uniform and salute their superiors upon their deployment. Acrid, with a particularly musty middle note. The finish is unexpectedly piquant.
The agreement that was made after the revelation of this account was that they would follow me. This ensures a mutual flow of information. You understand. Rancid and phenolic.
Bllazing Sun rising Viper bites the willing prey Bllood serves the many #Haiku
Such disrespect...
Dydst thou just I Also Choose Thys Guy's Dead Wyfe me???
I do not know who to do for this trend. Um. The Optimist
Wow. Fuck. Need a breakfast burrito.
COME TO FELT MANOR. WE'VE GOT RUSTBLOODS. SPILLING OUT OF EVERY HOLE.
And here I had thought mine wicked willes coulld convince even the Foxiest of Wenches... You win this time, but next we meet shall end quite differentlly.
Thou art not Capable of deceiving thys Foxy Wench... I know what your Declaration truly be...!
#pride? yes i havwe a lot of pride. some might say too much, to a degree of sinful fault. i say to them that they havwe no idea wvwhat it is like to step into my boots. i wvwill take this #pridemonth by the horns and bear dowvwn on it wvwith all my might and size until it calls me its master. happy #pridemonth. #suggestivwe
evwerybody. i nowvw exist outside the gender binary. i am sailing wvwaters of unknowvwn hue and crashing my galleon through ice bergs of unnamed exploratory philosophies. if you need my servwices, take a right after wvwhat you thought you knewvw and sail past wvwhat you wvwish you had. this is a newvw wvworld. i am a newvw person. the ghosts of my past can speak to the old me, for the newvw me is going to be busy. nowvw pass me some of this gay bacon i havwe been hearing about.
you cur. that made me laugh. get out of my face. ridiculous. good one.
Be sillent White Boy I am attempting to be a corrupting inflluence
And here's a little ditty for my fellow Timebound: https://open.spotify.com/track/4mWsghl493RZGUBEWfcqjc?si=f1EN858PTL2aNia1ZUe3dA
i ♯could ♯explain / but i ♯shant / thats ♯private
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20d3df6edfb6.png This tome in particular, I think. #nsfw
lemme think aboat this one. would you let me pike put a tiny hat on you cuz thatd be funny as fuck
My contribution is Scumsucker
I shoulld... ask her to show me the sun. Project it unto my bubblle. It is eternall night here, for I am unablle to visuallize the day. I have seen photos but... it all seems so llifelless in contrast to what she once woulld tell me of the sunrise. I want to feell what she fellt, in those days. But she will need not be allone, this time.
I did mean the Jade that you were attempting to seduce just a handfull of comments up. She is my llove. Do not attempt to woo me, all of my quadrants are occupied. I have eyes for no one ellse
https://thumbs2.imgbox.com/ec/a3/RbbDWXSJ_t.png
Her eyes, full of llove Fingers coilled in llengths of hair And and her llips on mine #Haiku
I suppose I shoulld update my bio, in the case that mine nonexistent suitors get the wrong idea. Ha. A joke. Onlly one chittr user has ever propositioned me.
Llast night did take a llot out of me. Llikelly the anxiety more than the actuall activity. I am weary, though mine pusher beats with warmth.
It is difficullt, to llearn to allow onesellf to ask for things, and for hellp. But it is nice, to be cared for.
Sometimes it is strange seeing so many peoplle have attraction for mulltiplle others. I have onlly ever fellt the Allure of one person, so whille I can recognize Beauty in others, it is more of an observation than something fellt. I hope this does not make my complliments feell stiff or ingenuine, though I think it llikelly does.
)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A YOU'R-E SO RIG)(T T)(-E BIMBOIST!!!
youre really gettin better at sass. youre a long way from t)(ose dramatic posts of old. i t)(ink its... well, t)(e )(umans would call it "bimbofication"
10k kult score btw
None of you coulld handlle me if I were anyhow.
I bellieve I have recovered enough of my strength to do something simplle. Perhaps I will practice my llong-negllected Cello skills. It has been... a couplle hundred sweeps.
I had been wondering about that.
I am obtaining a growing affection for the Tomb Kings faction in Totall War: Warhammer 3. Perhaps it is out of a sense of Déjà Vu for an olld acquaintance. An immortall, undead being, rising back from the earth after it's own defeat, over and over again. How familliar, ha ha.
@confinedAnomally Perhaps you were meant to be a king instead of a Vagrant.
Turning ones back upon the bodies is a mistake even under normall circumstances. With you... mistake becomes horriblle folly. Ha ha.
#ProTip: If you wish to increase the chances of your success at defeating your mark, consider attacking them from behind or unawares. Statistics show that this increases success rate both in individuall encounters and group encounters by 800%. Honor means nothing to the corpse in a ditch. #Viollence #TacticsWithDuellist
And yes, before anyone asks, I did command my regiment to attack enemy encampments that were not prepared for battlle many times. It simplly works.
I am sitting on the beach. I have brought a chair, and my feet are in the water. My cane rests on my llegs. This is peacefull.
After witnessing their extensive use in text communique by another troll who shall remain unnamed, I have begun attempting to use "emoji" to convey whimsy, as many have found my unemotive way of speech to be offputting. Does this tactic meet with success? 🙂
You Hadeeds are unhinged. Ha.
This "Boss" "Fight" is Stupid.
How the fllesh does knit Gnashing teeth, fllesh of the kin Such unseen horrors #Haiku
They are right. But it amuses me.
To be honest, despite my retainers wishes for my preferences when raising me, I enjoy coffee more. But I do enjoy chamomille and will not turn away from any tea. What is yours?
I haven't sat down and had tea or coffee with someone in a very llong time.
I do agree. But when you have passed, you llong for the sociall ritualls.
It is impossiblle to faill to offer a suitablle pastry or bread if you offer them all. This is what I have ascertained. I am fortunate that my youth home had so much tablle space. And so many kettlles.
I do apollogize for my behavior in generall in the llast cyclle. I do not know what came over me, but my mind is settlling and I am feelling a cllarity of purpose again.
My many sweeps spent idlle in the afterllife have dulled and sllowed my thinkpan. Scheming, strategizing, used to be my strong suit, and now I fllounder. How embarrassing.
↗️THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE GUIDED THROUGH FIELDS OF INVESTMENTS BY YOUR PHYSICALLY ADJUSTED SUPERIOR.↗️ ↘️this is what it means to be admonished for your poor habits and also your bad choices by your complete higher up.↘️ ↗️THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO STAND IN THE FACE OF TRUE COMPETENCY, WHEN YOU ARE LITTLE MORE THAN A PATHETIC SCRUB RUBBING HIS KNUCKLES ALONG THE FLOORBOARDS FOR A FEW SPARE CAEGAR FOR THE VENDING MACHINE.↗️ ↘️i have tried to capture the flawless and superior essence of @caligulasAquarium the best i can.↘️ ↗️MARVEL IN SHOCK AND AWE AS YOU LEARN WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A BOND BETWEEN EMPLOYEE AND EMPLOYER, DEEPER THAN ANYTHING ELSE.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1fdc7c48610a.png ↘️
aND i START AGAIN, bUT NOW WITH A FRIEND, tHAT MAKES FOR, tHE BEST WALKS, HTTPS://64.MEDIA.TUMBLR.COM/E525BBB87589F667AA77B1B35CBE7F60/TUMBLR_PCWRBYhQIy1TJW0RPO1_1280.PNG ((fRIENDSIM vOLUME 9))
im fully in support of lless fucking bitching on my tll. llike.
↗️IF YOU ARE GOING TO GET ONLINE AND DRY BEG↗️ ↘️or in some cases, wet beg↘️ ↗️FOR SYMPATHY ABOUT YOUR DESIGNATED TASKS AND GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT, MIGHT I MAKE A SUGGESTION?↗️ ↘️some of you are not going to like this.↘️ ↗️BUT I EARNESTLY SUGGEST REPORTING YOUR FAILURES TO THE LOCAL DRONEMPLOYMENT AGENCY↗️ ↘️and praying they opt to hammer you to a swift demise with their massive fists↘️ ↗️INSTEAD OF SLOWLY SQUEEZING THE INSIGNIFICANCE AND FAILURE FROM YOUR PHYSICALLY INFERIOR FORM UNTIL YOU ARE THE TROLLMEAT VERSION OF A DRIED FRUIT BYPRODUCT.↗️ ↘️#violence.↘️
i have resting psych0path face.
♯confidence is ♯silent & ♯insecurities are ♯loud ♯btw
Methynks thou requires only a small break. Take thyne tyme, do not succumb to the appearance of pressure to post. Tys a fyne tyme to simply wander where the Void takes thee.
Ah, "rulled", a word which, for reasons that ellude me, means "admirablle". I have llearned this. And whille I woulld never associate monarchic rullership with anything admirablle... he was a good man. As all my solldiers were. Good. Not men. I think I may have had a majority women regiment in retrospect.
A solldier under my command once asked me "Why do they call it oven, when you of in the colld food of out hot eat the food?" And in response, I llooked at him gravelly. I pllaced a hand on his shoullder. I llooked into his heart, I remembered the battlles fought together. I refllected on all of this, and tolld him "What?"
ᐖ I SAY IT. LISSEN 2 WOMEN ᐛ
I llisten to women at all hours. I never stop. You can ask my Lady, she will confirm.
ᐖ HAI THEIR LAᐖY IS THIS #TRUE ᐛ
The llistening to women 24/7 at all times never stopping.
"You're so pussy sllay" Why does no one ever say "You're so Penis Sllay" #haiku #silly #notserious #joke #injest #dranktoomuchsake
T'would seem their very constitution doth require it of them!
You rest, forgotten, in a lonely corner of PARADOX SPACE. Though you once had a name, you left it behind after gaining minor notoriety and earning a title as a scourge to the forsaken and haunted cove you spent your early sweeps in. Your later years had you finding a small community that under great leadership and noble ideals became a TRUE REBELLION. You are called THE DUELLIST in deference to your prodigious combat prestige despite your disabled body and mutated psionics forcing you to lean into martial prowess, a skill learned in your youth education. This, in combination with your advanced tactical aptitude, made you defacto SECOND-IN-COMMAND of your impromptu rebellion. You have no interest or time for quadrants, as your whole being is in service to your charge, and the most radiant and righteous woman you have ever met. This is entirely unrelated to any feelings of romance, you assure those who ask, which is not very many people, for you have been dead for eons, after a grisly demise earned in service to your Lady. In your death, you continue your hobbies that you had in life to fill the endless free time. You are the sole practicer of the unique art of ELECTROSMITHY, manipulating metals psionically through electromagnetism to smith weapons and tools. You like to write HAIKU to stimulate your linguistic skills and you can play a MEAN CELLO. None of these could ever contend with your whole and unflinching, entirely platonic SERVICE to she who is the LIGHT OF YOUR LIFE AND DEATH. Your trolltag is callouslyCynical and you tend to Speak short of word and dignified of tone, which itself tends to create metaphorical space between you and those who would be close to you.
ᐖ U KINᐖA PATHETIᑈ HAWT LAWL ᐛ
Kiss the homies nyght was every victory upon the field of battle.
Verily, Beanutte Putter is amusyng but watchyng myne own trusted Comrade flounder hath a charm unlyke any known Meme.
Wait hold on, Beanut Putter is funny as hell, actually.
A real good bit is layered, and yet the young folks will be satisfied saying some shit like 'Beanut Putter' back and forth to each other.
What, pray tyll, do YOU know about matyng????
https://1.1mmgur.comm/gQ4cag1.jpeg hahaha yes an 1mmage fromm the f1ght has been released v1ew 1ts glory u sn1vel1ng cret1n ((ooc heey lol hope 1ts okay 1 drew these mmuaahaha tagg1ng all characters! @mmercur1alGeloscopy @exuberantArch1v1st @zealousWeaponsmm1th @@xxScenegrlxx @glurpMMaster @p1sc1vorousKeelhaul @heedlessCheapskate hope u guys enjoyyyy 1ll be post1ng to th after 1 res1ze 1t ! ))
Is your surprise true? I thought that you'd understand This crowd's filled with freaks
ᐖ ILL STILL GIVE U A HANᐖY THO ᐛ
I like that whoever this old guy is talking to is just letting this shit post. 10/10
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I was going to ask if he was okay. Then I reallized I do not care.
I will read their work. I appreciate having names to seek out.
its when you slleep. over at someone ellses hive.