

Sokari Urvari
@carbonatedCaravanserai
Owner and operator of the original traveling soda stall. Message for all carbonated beverage and carbonated beverage product needs. she/her. Do not call me dude, guy. I am not "gender neutral"

Seeing multiple n.o°w decry sleep. This is g.o°o.d. Sleep is f.o°r suckers and f.o°r the weak. It is simple t.o° simply n.o°t d.o° the sleep. F.o°ll.o°w my example and j.o°in me in c.o°nsci.o°uness eternal

࣪⊹₊˚{ so i just went to check on my urchin garden after my 4 night napsie.... }.3.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ + theyre like, allll shoal fluking PISSSSED at me, girlies! }*д*{ likeeee! what do i do if they try to unionize???? }>A>{ }~A~{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
666--> How com3 l1k3, 4lmost 4ll th3 folks 1n th1s sh1thol3 31th3r h4v3n't got th31r off pl4n3t p4p3rs y3t or cl41m to h4v3 4ch13v3d godhood? Th3r3's no 1nb3tw33n. Why d1d so m4ny of you n3v3r m4k3 1t off pl4n3t b3for3 th3 myst3r1ous godr34r1ng forc3 4 n4tur3 sp1r1t3d you 4w4y? 4nd, how com3 1t l3t you 4ll sk1p 4dulthood d3ploym3nt 4nd not m3? 1'm dr4gg1ng you 4ll b4ck down to suff3r 1n Th3 4ngu1sh R1ng w1th m3 for 4 d4y do1ng sh1t l1k3 1nvolunt4ry 3mploym3nt 4nd p4y1ng t4x3s.

Reminder that taking a break is unacceptable. Your time belongs to your goalpost, not to your selfish and fickle desires. #OverworkYourself #ToughenUp
i know i keep doing this every other night but cmon body, why can't you just. let me rest. this is going on night three(?) now I think of being unable to rest.
yknow, the broken down buggy 1s probably some k1nd of 'my me' metaphor, but 1 really do hate that th1ng so 1m just go1ng to choose to 1gnore 1t for now

I'm going to need a reputed Legislascerator to DM me. It's not urgent, I'm not in danger or anything of the sort. But I have some questions.

⊹ ⟡kay well t#is girl literally just #as a c⟡rpse in #er p#⟡t⟡ album. #ave we #it a new l⟡w. ⊹

⊹ W#y are all t#e tr⟡lls in my area s⟡ unappealing ::/ ⊹

↗️IMAGINE ALSO, THE NERVES OF THE PREVIOUSLY PROPOSED SITUATION IS ENOUGH TO CAUSE STIR IN YOUR BLADDER.↗️ ↘️you return.↘️ ↗️THE LINE HAS MOVED.↗️ ↘️even though your number was nearly up next, it has progressed beyond your meager 791.↘️ ↗️IT IS NOW 793.↗️ ↘️"oh my god,"↘️ ↗️"OH MY GOD, PLEASE," YOU THINK↗️ ↘️"did they"↘️ ↗️"DID THEY CALL MY NUMBER WHILE I WAS NERVOUSLY DRAINING MY LIQUID WASTE BYPRODUCT INTO THE LOAD GAPER,"↗️ ↘️"thus removing my ability to be called to the window,"↘️ ↗️"AND FORFEITTING MY SPOT IN LINE,"↗️ ↘️"resulting in me having to re-enter the queue,"↘️ ↗️"AT THE VERY BACK?"↗️ ↘️everything you do is controlled.↘️ ↗️THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO ALTER YOUR PRESENT PATH↗️ ↘️except march forward in line↘️ ↗️AND ANTICIPATE YOUR NEXT NUMBER.↗️ ↘️842.↘️

↗️IMAGINE THIS↗️ ↘️you are at work when you receive a text from him.↘️ ↗️"LOOK WHAT I FOUND~"↗️ ↘️with a picture of your imperial identification security card.↘️ ↗️"NO, PLEASE, DON'T DO IT."↗️ ↘️you beg.↘️ ↗️HE DOES NOT LISTEN.↗️ ↘️you receive another image, your card burnt and ashen under the heat of a raging flame.↘️ ↗️"GO TO YOUR OFFICE'S ABLUTION BLOCK AND SEND ME A SCREENSHOT OF YOUR DMB APPOINTMENT~"↗️ ↘️he forces you to endure countless bureaucratic instances.↘️ ↗️HE FORCES YOU TO NOT ONLY SUBMIT TO HIM, BUT TO SUBMIT TO THE MONOTONY OF THE DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR BUGGIES.↗️ ↘️i am picturing it right now.↘️

So very sleepy. What is even the point in godhood if I still have to be sleepy each and every day?




