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1t 1s s♡♡♡♡♡♡ n1ce ♡ut, wh♡ wants t♡ play h1de and seek. >u<
<body> ** passive income is being the pocket change "imperial requisition charge" on one hundred and eighteen chumps' accounts. </body>
- Ahh, haha. Like this? 😄 Thanks, Sokari #Sokari
- Sommetimmes, after a hard night's work... all you want is a cold, fizzy pop in one Hand, and a mman in the other! #WipeEndWants 🤣🤣
not me. I'm addicted to #substances mew~ 💖✨
I'm curiΦus tΦ sΣΣ a shΦw Φf hands. WΦuld ψΦu rathΣr lΣnd ψΦur suppΦrt tΦ sΦmΣΦnΣ whΦ has an actiΦnablΣ stratΣgψ tΦ makΣ rΣal, tangiblΣ changΣ in thΣ ΣmpirΣ, Φr sΦmΣΦnΣ whΦ thinks thΣ cΦlΦur Φf thΣir blΦΦd ΣntitlΣs thΣm tΦ dΣcidΣ ψΦur fatΣ fΦr ψΦu?
- Hey, fellas? Fellas. If you're friends with a lady who tends to pick her quadrantmmates (and I mmean all of themm) like a cavernmmarmm, it's immportant for us, as the guys, to support themm. #TruthDroneBlast
im gambling rn but idk h/)w much 2 bet, h/)w much sh/)uld i bet? <3 = all /)f my life savings <3< = n/)thing (scrub) <> = half /)f my life savings c3< = buy drinks instead #substances
<3-#nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5e7b116b0c9d.jpg
- Platonically of course because I'mm a mman. And you're like one of those cavern cabal jades. We are friends Sokari. I support you
- #Boosting #BoostingToMyNetwork #BoostingToMyFellowTrollfessionals #BoostingHimm
↗️I AM SEEKING LEGAL CONSULTATION FROM ANY SOCIALLY PREDISPOSED TEALS WHO WISH TO ACCEPT BONDS AS PAYMENT.↗️ ↘️someone is editing my images to be unflattering in a smear campaign and i would like to see them either eradicated or corporally punished with some kind of blunt, intrusive object of my choosing.↘️
It was in the fine print.
yeah yeah act liike youre sexiier and cooler and handsomer than me all you want. stiill YOUR spheres on chiittr not miine. NOW SHOW EM TIITS
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↘️that sounds like unemployment.↘️ ↗️WHAT YOU ARE IS UNEMPLOYED.↗️
↘️what point is there in having a small business when you should be with a large business.↘️ ↗️TOTAL RUB.↗️
↘️this type of insubordination is going to follow you everywhere.↘️ ↗️EVERY RESUME YOU SUBMIT WILL BE MARKED BY YOUR ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF MY COMPLETE AND UTTER FAILURE.↗️ ↘️how lucky you are to be forcibly assigned a role, as so you might only be slightly demoted from excrement shoveler to baitpeddler.↘️ ↗️REGARDLESS, I AM TRYING SO HARD NOT TO FAIL. I'LL BE BETTER NEXT TIME, OR ELSE THE FIBER IN MY DIET WILL SUPERCEDE THE MAXIMUM INTAKE AND I WILL EXPERIENCE A BIOLOGICAL "PRINTER BLOCKAGE".↗️
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #chittrconfession #nsfwe i held hands with my kismesis ]
🎦 lightbulbs are kinda spicy these thangz smack bro
女 | Bitches be hating with a B-cup, talk to me when your bosom iss bigger. #nssfw
🎦 dont let this fool you im eating lightbulbs tomorrow
You should not, monopolies are not good
OBJECTION! well generally then the barter is i open up my strife deck and get to work
I'm pleased to announce that Macro Cullsmos will be partnering with ChitGPT! Culling has never been easier! Look forward to new AI features, such as lowblood detection, drone automation, and more! #MacroCullsmos #Advertisement #BusinessOwners #EntrepenannihilatorSpirit - MC Oleana
- You have a Pickle? We're going to Handle it. We Handle Problemm Pickles by two's, four's, and FRIGGIN' EIGHTS! Let mme help mme help you! HELP ME!
HI COHERENTICONOCLAST ON CHITTR¡¡¡ WHAAAAAA¿¿¿ WHAT DO YOU MEAN¿¿¿ I LOVE HOLES¡¡¡¡
Being sober at work is highly overrated. Thinking about your historical crush at work is NOT rated <—E—NOUGH. #alcohol #justoverseerthings
Never apologize. You are a prouD: anD: savvy businessperson.
Hello my adoring fans!!! It is I, Fasist Cishet, if you've somehow forgotten, I am both fascist and cishet. Make Alternia Great Again!
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You lik£ g£t it!!!! Glad to s££ it lik£ OMG. I lov£ doing nothing and £arning lik£, bank <33
《 Haven't made a post like this yet but if anyone needs representing against tough odds, I'm always here to lend an arm of justice. #law #advertise #lowbloodrights #lowbloodjustice 》
<^(I on one occ^^sion ^^ttempted to consume your bevver^^ge once while tr^^vveling the outskirts ^^nd found th^^t my knivves h^^d punctured the side of the c^^n ^^nd m^^de the drink h^^lf fl^^t ^^nd my tools smell like c^^rbon^^ted syrup. Fix this. Your customer servvice lines stopped ^^nswering my inquiries. This w^^s psychologic^^lly t^^ilored inter^^ctionb^^it for you.)^>