♣ mediated by @carbonatedCaravanserai
who told you you were pretty qu1et about 1t, 1m just cur1ous who’s l1es you’re bel1ev1ng
sorry sokar1. anyway 1f you want those perverts taken care of just bl1nk
fOrgOt. my bad.
My bad big dawg.
You want me to kill that guy?
i did that AgEs ago man
I can tell em. I dxn't care
▲if there isn't a chance for you to bleed out after i bit you when we pail then i probably didn't find you that hot anyways▼ #suggestive #violence
Yeah. Nxw I'm all fired up... Bye.
Why can't it be bxth? Breaking shit dxes release the happy chemicals, after all.
Wxnder if I shxuld pay yxur place a visit, maybe...
I am generous. Your fortune is effervescent. You will go far, little merchant. Not into legend. Not into memory. Into the next town, with your cargo intact, your standards unlowered, and something sweet still hissing in the bottle. Do not fear being forgotten. Bubbles vanish too, and yet they make the drink.
When it comes to employment, never give 100%. On a day when your 100% adds up to lower than your average (For example, if you are ill, or grieving, or just feeling a bit odd), your workplace will think you're slacking off and punish you. Work at 40%, or however little you can get away with while still following the job description. That way, on a day when your 100% is only half of your average, your work output doesn't change, and they will view you as very reliable.
🜲 Been sleeping ⚜llllll cycle… ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #OneShot ╰┈➤ 𝙸t's quiet this time in the morn.ing, the sun fades from viewww. as the moon takes her place ╰┈➤ 𝙸ntertwww.ined forms, your body against hers, hands in places so lewww.d yet www.holly s.exeless in the grogginess of unshaken sleep ╰┈➤ Her breath.ing is soft, quiet www.histles of snor.ing until an alarm goes off ╰┈➤ The alarm... you knowww. www.hat it means, it's an all too familiar st.ing, your pusher races in your chest, threaten.ing to burst as you swww.eat ╰┈➤ You stare at her, knowww..ing the third beep www.ill br.ing her eyes into yours ╰┈➤ "Night, dear..." and there she is, in the realm of consciousness www.ith you as her soul makes contact www.ith yours. Her bright eyes giv.ing you a pityful look, knowww..ing you're go.ing to suffer for www.hat's to .come... ╰┈➤ "Hhh... Goodnight..." You're stressed, gaze dart.ing around to the darkness through the www.indowww.. ╰┈➤ "Hey... None of that..." A hand makes it's www.ay from your back to your face, graz.ing your cheek in an attempt of .comfort ╰┈➤ 𝙸t does noth.ing to dull the fear of her leav.ing you... ╰┈➤ The alarm goes off once again send.ing a shock through your system that puts a quick stop to your breath.ing ╰┈➤ 𝙸t's only made www.orse by the phone short after ╰┈➤ "Ugh..." 𝙸t's her boss, you recognize the music ╰┈➤ The gentle stillness of her hand disappears www.ithin a moment, reach.ing over to grab the device... ╰┈➤ You www.ant to fight, grab her arm and tell her not to but you can't stop her ╰┈➤ Click... and there it is... ╰┈➤ She rolls over, your grasp on her dissolved like it never www.as ╰┈➤ "Yeah, yeah, of course... 𝙸 can .come in early." ╰┈➤ You yelp, accidentally jump.ing www.here you lie, your hands cover your mouth www.ith panic as you reel in the dread ╰┈➤ Early. ╰┈➤ They www.ant to take her from you even earlier. ╰┈➤ You shake, cover.ing yourself www.ith the blanket www.hich onces kept you both so safe ╰┈➤ You feel the change in pressure against the slumberslab as she stands up ╰┈➤ The rummag.ing through the closet is so intense, so loud in your ears ╰┈➤ You peek out to www.atch her undress only for tears to stream dowww.n her face as she buttons up her shirt ╰┈➤ They hate you, the corporate demons www.hich take your beloved every night ╰┈➤ You www.ould make them suffer if not for your paralysis ╰┈➤ The thought of her .com.ing home later drained of life... ╰┈➤ You can never stop the prey.ing upon her soul, she www.on't let you, she's stuck ╰┈➤ They've truly caught her ╰┈➤ Mind, body, soul ╰┈➤ You pray for the night you catch her senses ╰┈➤ Return to her the hope she once had ╰┈➤ You need to free her ╰┈➤ For nowww. you sit here, covered in tears as you hear her footsteps dowww.n the hall ╰┈➤ The front door opens... then gently closes as she tries to soften the blowww.... ╰┈➤ #NeetxWWW.agie #NXWWW.Yuri #NXWWW. #ProblematicEmploymentGap #Horror #Yuri #HumanFurniture
You might find you enjoy it, if you gave it another try~! Clearly you've already got a pan for the strategy game element~. But to each their own~.
fuckkkkkkkkkkk
࣪⊹₊˚{ just call me hicari.... come ONNNN }>ᯅ<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ she wont ever let me tip her }.3.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ not that i like have a soda habit or anything i just like really love supporting women in business }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ soooo.... yeah }^u^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊⒈ — @carbonatedCaravanserai Sokari Urvari ME: Good Guzzling Grief! I’m SO Thirsty and I’m about to Die because I don’t know WHAT to drink! (Enter the HUMBLE SODA CAN) ME: What’s THIS? A SOFT DRINK, for LITTLE OL’ ME? Oh wow, you shouldn’t have! I am the MOST PARCHED MAN EVER, and you’re letting me suckle from the moobeast teat of effervescence. I’m forever GRATEFUL–—and this could be YOU if you directed yourself to the TAGGED LADY’S account and filed a request for some of that SWEET, SWEET ELIXIR. No, this isn’t An Advertisement. This is Gander! (The crowd throws tomatoes at me OWOWOWWHATTHE[HONK]STOP) Anyway, let’s Take A Gander at Sokari Urvari! (CROWD CHEER!) In the commercial world, Sokari is TRULY DEDICATED TO HER CRAFT. She is practical and oriented in what she does best. Her online platform is primarily a strategy to purvey her services to a Wider Audience, vending SODA FACTS, SODA OPINIONS, and SODA… period. I personally enjoy her run-on sentences reminiscent of one continuous stream of thought. It’s almost as if she types as she thinks in the worry that she’ll lose them JUST AS QUICKLY. Which, now that I’m typing this ↓, is completely understandable. We’ll get to that in a moment. Beyond the business front, Sokari’s sense of self is enbottlecapsulated by the Soda Drink. Make no mistake: her knowledge is not merely an OUTWARD PASSION. Her Carbonated Cache is just that——shrewdness of the topic that keeps her afloat in society. Think of it as the remaining lifesaver in a SEA OF ENDLESS BUSTLE. It arguably encompasses all she is because it’s among the few things that benefit her. Business is an unchanging rhythm that she performs in tandem to. The market changes the pace, not her. Everything has to be in the ✓ place——why ELSE would everything be this way? Maybe it’s fatalist, but I say it’s a quiet acceptance of WHERE SHE IS. She’s not the one making decisions and she knows that. She is the femininely intense type. Her firm, stringent responses to being called as much as a gender neutral ‘DUDE’ reflects the refusal to be known as anything other than a lady. Within the same vein, Sokari can’t stand the concept of CHARITY. This isn’t intended to be a poor business model but a way of KEEPING EVERYTHING IN LINE. Such actions are a denial of who she is. Above all else, she craves ORDER in her Figurative Courtblock. This is why it matters so much that she can claim the little things. She wants you to give her what she asks for: a straightforward title and a straightforward transaction. It’s only an acknowledgement of who she is (but I notice a number of times in which this isn’t followed through.) It’s saddening. Being fit into TOO MANY SOCIETAL BOXES, Sokari demands respect for the little things she can control. What I find most curious about Sokari is her LIFESTYLE. Sokari actively forgoes the need to sleep, often spending sweeps wide awake with purportedly NO LASTING CONSEQUENCES. An aberrancy and therefore an interesting point of analysis. Remember what I said about the RUN-ON SENTENCES? Not even the STRONGEST SOLDIERS can withstand the LULLABY OF SOMNOLENCE. As such, Sokari constantly stumbles on and mixes ↑ her words. Staying awake is her culminating fear of Wasting Valuable Time. A few angles hinge from this lifestyle, but I’d like to posture PRAGMATIC NIHILISM, a likely product of her sleepless days, wherein she believes her life holds no true value. This doesn’t detract from how much she VALUES IT. She reassures herself to save her life, every second of consciousness, because this is the only one she gets to have. She acts with PURPOSE and the ultimate goal of making a sustained living. Benefitting herself, even if it means an erosion of a life outside the business. This is all that she will be and wants to be. Almost all posts imply she’s OK with that. I don’t want to enable or shame your lifestyle. You are an adult and you know what you’re doing. I think a lot of people Forget That you aren’t someone (⒈) BEGGING TO BE SAVED. This, however, goes both ways: you give people a reason to Worry For You. Sokari, you have the capacity to understand that you aren’t LIVING HEALTHILY. And to accept that this is all you’ll ever be is an Erasure of your Complex Existence. You’re allowed to yearn, to be vulnerable, to react when you feel the grass brush against your ankles, to cry when it feels like too much. You’ll always have the space for that. No one can rip that from you. Not HERE. Maybe it doesn’t seem that way to you, and I’m not one to convince you otherwise. But you deserve to be a person. (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: SEER OF DOOM? To Sokari, life is a transaction. She is the externality. A master of self-discipline. There’s no time to dream. There’s no time to mourn a life you don't know. She’s comfortable where she is. Is this all there is to living? That is the Seer’s plight.) So. YEA. FOLLOW HER TO ORDER SOME SODA NOW, and have a little think about who YOU ARE while you’re at it. ♥ yourself. I’LL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE! (Journalling is a GREAT IDEA, by the way!) #gandertag #doctorpebber #fanter #monsert #roobeer #PEHPSIE #cokeycola #spirt
Verily so! B:oD
Soda. *slurps* It's either Time or Doom for you. I like the idea of you treating business as an intransigent rhythm *sluurrrppp* but your self-discipline is reminiscent of the TENETS OF DOOM. I like to mention how INTERESTING I find how you handle this PLATFORM AS A WHOLE. Not merely a propagation of your services but also a means of expressing your *slurp* pragmatic viewpoint of our Society.
Don't mind me! *slurps*
Why don't you relaX for the evening? Watch some broadcast boX. Drink a boot- root beer. - MC Oleana
࣪⊹₊˚{ im feeling nicies + generous + lowtideuinelyyyy a little conciliatory rn }*3*{ SOOOO here are some #cullquette affirmations four the dash befoure firstlight <3333 }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i am worthy of pity + hatred }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i am worthy of rest + repose }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ if i culled him he probably deserved it }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ if you cant remember why you culled him thats okay }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ if all the screaming started to sound the same after a while thats okay }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ none of this matters anymore. the worlds already fourfeit }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ everyone in this dicehall can see your body glitter }*7*{ }*7*{ }*7*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
- Yes mma'amm of course Ma'amm I have correspondence to forward to you mma'amm, as well - Please check the subfolder in your inbox labeled as "Y"
...Oh. Good, good. Wow. That... correspondence. Is huge. Gracious. - MC Oleana
[BEGIN MESSAGE] enc0uragez y0u tt0 0pen it. [END MESSAGE]
࣪⊹₊˚{ would you like to }.3.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
nEvEr fUckIng mind oh my god yOU guys ArE lAmE
yOU cOUnt. yOU can jOIn
cAllIng all of my frIEnds. lets go to a cOnveniencE stOrE and put OUr fronds in the cash rEgistEr for no rEasOn
࣪⊹₊˚{ omgggg YESSSS! }*7*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i mean.... just in time }^o^{ hildah was running out of sodies! hehehehe }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i have a favor to ask of you though }.3.{ none of my butlers can like, bend over right now because of their armored unifourms }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ just this oneeee tiiiimeeee, would you be willing to bring the soda in? }*n*{ pretty please? }^u^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
kEEp hOnkIng. im bEhInd the whEEl tryna suck my own bUlgE and i'm dEfinitEly gOIng to crash. #nsfw
- If it doesn't immprove Sokari I give you permmission to cull mm e, like if you want 😂😂😂😂🙌
࣪⊹₊˚{ so no one else here watches ru culls drag raze i take it }._.{ #knewit #typical }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Ohhh! I SEE! I'M SORRY! Let me ✓ This.
Question marks??
OH BOY OH BOY!!!
AND IT SH⧃ULDN'T BE! THE ⧃FFICE IS WHERE THE PERVERTS WH⧃ TRY T⧃ PUT Y⧃U IN HANDCUFFS AND CHAIN Y⧃U T⧃ CHAIRS AND CALL Y⧃U THE BIG SWISS ⧃F THE HIVE AND MAKE Y⧃U RUN AR⧃UND IN VERY TIGHT PANTAL⧃⧃NS AND GR⧃W ⧃UT Y⧃UR CHEST HAIR AND CARRY THEIR THINGS WHILE THEY SAY WH⧃'S A G⧃⧃D PACKBEAST AND Y⧃U SAY I AM! BECAUSE IF N⧃T THEY WILL SEND Y⧃U T⧃ THE CHAMBER WHERE Y⧃U SIT AND REFLECT ⧃N Y⧃UR ACTI⧃NS. LIVE
// do not drink a soder at 1am
C★rbon★ting milk #mydrink
READING ONTO THE RECORD! i don't believe in looking a gift hoofbeast in the mouth. more money is more profit
Besides I was thinking with money business brain for a moment
Think about it. People will want a nice cold cola at the hot beach
⊹₊˚{ SOKARIIII.... };_;{ please? four just like, an hour maybe???? half an hour???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ are you going to leave right after you drop off the sodies again, bestie? are you sure you cant like.... stay four a little while???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ we could play heir of tokoio together.... };3;{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Might c★rbon★te some milk #myexperiment
.give me free sodA
just pIckEd it up. thanks. OperatiOn sOdA jEtpAck bEgIns now.
:33 < eh. ive s33n a thousand and i've read a million! they just don't interest me.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! @carbonatedCaravanserai hm. i would be devastated to lose out on the company of a charming & likeminded fellow professional but also, well. maybe like 15 collector boosters of tmtg
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➡️⬇️↘️ HS alright alright I was just wondering!
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
idgaf about whatevers happening with ampora pronged eating utensil found in nutritionblock etc. when i hack coldblood omniscuttlebuggy operating systems its for the love of the game
>bootlickers >opportunity arises to lick boot >start lickin’ >mfw no one is surprised lolololololol
youll get em next t1me champ
◌ "Checking in on Cerner after hours is, and always will be, a mistake." ⧂
Very awkward energy at the Rouzze Tower offices today. It's Bring Your Auspictices to Work Day. Cubicles are overcrowded and everyone is being suffocatingly passive-aggressive. - MC Oleana
I do not know why it would come as a shock that I find Warmblood incredibly sexy. Consider your own biases. I am an ally.
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, https://i.postimg.cc/yNCyWxv2/Untitled304-20260512154516.png I managed to get a picture on the way out of the gym. For that one troll who asked me to. ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
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Warmblood does not deserve to have her mind overwritten - except maybe to make her love herself more. She is so cruel to herself and I wish I could make her feel good about who she is. I would support that hypnosis. I am an ally.
Warmblood is the most beautiful type of woman on Alternia. Her trials have only made her stronger, more determined, more able to stand up to the troubles life has given her. Her rough, calloused carapace feels so much better holding your hand than the immaculately groomed graspers of the Fuschia caste. I am an ally.
Warmblood is the most beautiful woman on Alternia. It is not fetishistic to state this. It is empowering. I am an ally.
Warmblood and the ocean co-existing... a vision of a brighter world. I hope one day Warmblood will feel safe to swim in public. I am an ally.
Believe it or not Warmblood rights are an actual campaign I support and not a quadrantic fetish to me. I do have several fetishes regarding Warmblood but they are separate. I am an ally.
My badge has arrived at long last. I am an ally.
don’t worry normies always get what’s coming to them
one day i’ll finally get you to accept the call of the wild
on everybody’s soul we yes WE ME and SOKARI URVARI are rolling around in wall-e’s trash architecture
so true i really wanted to play in the trash cubes and get dirt everywhere
:33< yeah of course im a girl look at my big eyelashes and pink bow on pawp of my head!!!
࣪⊹₊˚{ the common folk literally, like, dont even want you to pity them anymore.... SAD!!!! }*n*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh thats crazy, hahahaha. literally }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ it would be so debasing if i actually did that. like, if i bought soda from you. like, OMG. what kind of shuttlewreck is my life turning into???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ actually, wait.... }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ do you sell diet coke? }*_*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I'm not mocking you I think wasting caffeine is a damn shame.
what, about the improper use of soda?
hows This angle? #selfie hTTps://file.garden/af4yhn5k7hvjshds/65efef3a06eb8fc09738e140c88a64fd.jpg
D --> Oh I see the conte%t now sorry I thought you meant the weapon D --> I am sorry you are being misgendered
Mods, leave him out uncapped so he loses his carbonation.
you humongous flatterer you
i’m fucked up in the crib sipping on that dr perky
gorgle is either giving me med sites whose research is absolutely faulty or ads for "10 tips they don't tell you when buying a new coon!" with a picture of someone pouring a bottle of cola faygo into one
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT i have all week to prepare but i can't believe i forgot
Ahem. + 150 Processing fee + 50 Account transfer fee + 100 Auction participation ante + 15 Holding your bid indefinitely fee + 5% Interest rate
Well, I haven’t died yet, have I? Though you really might as well put a tidy sum away just in case that changes anytime soon. You can wire it directly to me at your earliest convenience. *____
FOR ME TO CONSUME!!! EVERY DAY!!!!
LET THE THOUGHT OF TOUCHING MY BEAUTIFUL BOOBS MOTIVATE YOU TO ROB A STORE!!!! OR RESPOND TO THE DR PEPPER GUY!!! #NSFW
- Ok, well, umm, so I was thinking it would be best to respect their privacy so at the current mmomment, no, but, Ok, I think mmaybe I can go find somme if it would Help
@oleanderSupernova #nsfw #bulgerating Okay. This is technically my boss. Uhm. I have been promised I won't be reported for my involvement in this! What I should warn you about is Oleana does not get to proofread this at all! I do apologize but I would say that there is a high likelyhood that uhm. I like this review, and you don't. That's your problem. Oleana is a beautiful troll. She has a chic about her that isn't relative to this review. But uhm. I don'tknowwherelsetosaythisaboutmybosswithoutgettingfired. Hhehe. Onto the review! Her fragrance is that of sitrus berries... Hfff. Not that it would repel me! Though there is a coolness about it, like an icyrock. Maybe best to describe it a sitrus smoothie... Taste is interesting though! She's not leftovers, you know. She is a classy troll and this is reflected in her bulge and secretions. The bulge itself tastes of a slight woodiness like an apricorn! Though her secretions are, uhm, hheh. They are like a Rawst Berry? But, also, a bit like a nanab berry. Making the entire experience quite pleasing to the pallet (town)! Onto stats. Adjusted for Fiduspawn... HP(Length):65 Attack(Strength):55 Defense(Girth):70 Special(X-Factor):95 Speed(Pliability): 110 So it would seem that she would be an ideal speedy special support mon--Bulge--hhehfhfhfhf Sorry. Uhm. She has a really flexible bulge and that's nice. Though, lower girth and length (but not abysmally low!) mean that she's quite an interesting challenge. Her X-Factor, uhm, Ifoundinteresting. Her Bulge seems to have the ability Weak Armor! Uhm, This is really interesting. Her bulge seems to actively be softer and more tender in order to be much more agile than her competition. And, hh,ituhm, seemstogetevenfaster. The moreslurry thereis. Ithink,hhh,thisisinteresting. Thisisinteresting! Very defensive! Simultaneously, I think it puts her in a position to compete with other mutation havers. I would be scared of jousting with such a skilled opponen!
concept: the way she can lift you up without breaking a sweat the feeling of her hand sliding over the small of your back to lead you through a door peeking at her happy trail when she lifts her arms to stretch how she gives you her coat when its cold her pictures from the gym all sweaty and tired with a smug smile on her face her dirty hands the way she holds the scuttlebuggy door open for you the way she spreads her legs when she sits the look of her chapped lips wrapping around a cigarette filter her loud laughter how she runs through the rain as its acidity burns through her clothes to bring the scuttlebuggy around so you dont ruin your dress her learning how to cook with you because she likes when you wear that frilly apron how she doesnt ask questions and knows how to take control watching her roll her sleeves up over her forearms before getting to work her cologne "thats my pretty girl" she says as she gets down on her scuffed knees (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #nsfw, wlw, #rankworks, yuriposting, butchbait, archive rating: M)
boy nook more like #voidnook get your palmhusk out your pocket around me or you’ll find it at -3 percent and i won’t fix it #nsfw
I'm too employed foRx kismesissitude. ᝰ
✿ wat how does this make sense us dis thinks evil or naw
You drive a hard bargain, Miss Urvari. I'll DM you the location. - MC Oleana
What about a cherry cola? - MC Oleana
Is it really not possible for a vice president and a soda mogul to have a business collaboration? - MC Oleana
I'm so thirsty. If only I had something ice-cold and fizzy in my hand right now. #BrandBaiting - MC Oleana
I hope you're not just flattering me for business gains. I know this game, ma'am. - MC Oleana
Do you think it suits me? - MC Oleana
== milk-based... soda pop... ==
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I would never ask anything of Warmblood. As I am an ally. And I understand it is not my place to make demands of her. But I would give it all up to be held by her again. The battleship, the rank, the caegar - all of it. I would live as a beggar on the streets if it meant I could go hive to be held by her. To feel her warmth in my soul again. To make me feel real again. To feel her beauty make me beautiful by proxy. I am an ally.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Concept: Running your hands down the keepsakes of someone long gone. The energy elicited from the sparks feigned, distance gathered between you and their concept. Your breath is quiet, your pusher beats in rhythmic fashion. In the corner of your eye you see them for a second, maybe more. The apparition of your dreams. You can feel it whenever you pause for too long, a set of eyes on you, watching you. What do they want from you? Are they waiting for you still? Do they want to see you strip? Do they stick around just to tease you, remind you of how much more fun life was with them around? You swear you can feel their breath on your neck, their hands run up your skin. You feel lightheaded, you feel ecstatic. Like they're tugging at your soul, pulling you close. You drag in air into your lungs. You feel as if you and them are one, you and them are more than anything else in the world. It's like they're inside you. Like they're still here. You want to laugh but you can't, you're frozen still and your mind is overcome with so many different stimulations. You hear them whisper a message. Their voice soft. A message you cannot hear but you know all too well, you feel the nothingness cradle you. When you come to you're left a mess on your own floor. Even when they're dead they're still a tease. ( f/f, w4w, rustpsionics, s. soulplay?, doomed, doomed yuri, #nsfw, #rankbait? #maybe?, ) ]
I ain’t really One Of thOse mOtherfuckers whO gives tOO much Of a damn abOut the whOle hemOspectrum thing. If yOu’re dOwn tO clOwn and yOu treat me alright, yOu’re chill with me :O3 I knOw it ain’t eXactly the same, but sOme Of the trOlls arOund my cOlOr give me hell abOut my cane and my chair sOmetimes, sO I ain’t eXactly the shinin eXample Of a “high blOOd” Or whatever. :O3 sO dOn’t be all cOncerned n shit if we’re talkin, I ain’t abOut shit like that. Arf :O3
NO need tO apOlOgize! It was my bad! And yOu can just call me Skilla, I ain’t nOthin sOcial, I’m just basically a big Ol barkbeast lOl :O3
Oh shit my bad, mOst wickedest sister! I dunnO hOw tO wOrk this thing yet Or I’d fiX it, but a retrOactive “sis” in there instead! My fault
↔ey lowbloods, if you wanna c↔eer me on at fig↔t nig↔t wear your skimpiest clot↔es~ and also let me take pictures~ t↔oug↔ i guess it doesn't really matter if you let me or not i'll be doing it anyway~ #nsfwe
Warmblood. When I defeat the chaser for you I will make one selfish request of you. Only a single one. Please, look at me with kindness. I want to see happiness in your eyes again. I want to know I have made you happy again. I am an ally.
Please do not become so desperate as to go to a chaser. There are people out there who love Warmblood for Warmblood. Not as a sex object, but as a woman. I am an ally.
You call me a fetishiser. You say I have bad intentions. You say I do not love Warmblood. Look at you now. Look at what a real fetishiser looks like. Look at the difference between me and her. Remember. I am an ally.
anyone know w↔ere i can get some #substances t↔at'll make lowbloods a little more cooperative~? somet↔ing i can slip in t↔eir drink maybe~? #nsfwe
My collection is measured in Teragrubs. I doubt you can match that. I would be happy to share, though - but only with an ally to Warmblood. I am an ally.
y'all don't wanna know ↔ow many ↔ard drives of lowblood porn i've got laying around my ↔ive~ i s↔ould probably get around to organizing my collection better~ #nsfw
I find certain Lowblood on this site very flushly attractive. In a non-fetishistic way. I am an ally.
concept: "i love pailing lowbloods like you youre so fucking warm i could get addicted to this" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, caste difference, #rankworks, troll/troll, #nsfw, no quad mention, pitchcoded, power imbalance, body temperature, seadweller/landweller, archive rating: M)
Many times Warmblood asks to be demeaned, to be put into her place, to be made ashamed of herself. It's only natural she will have internalised the cruelties the world has placed upon her but as an ally you must not enable those feelings. Show her how loved she truly is. I am an ally.
Warmblood rarely recieves kindness, even within her own temperature range. She is told she does not deserve it, that she must justify her existence, that it is not enough for her to simply be her. It is cruel, but all you can do is hug her. Hug her. You must hug her. Hug her now. Love her. It is mandatory.
In case you were not aware, Warmblood also produces warm pail fluid. The feeling of this in your nook is the closest I have ever come to feeling as though I am complete as a person. #nsfw.
Warmblood does not realise how beautiful she is. I only wish I could force her to see how loved she can be - but of course, I would never do anything to her without her consent.
I mean Warmblood. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I am sorry. I am so sorry. I am trying my best every day to do better. I'm an ally.
tonight i drink the bongwater #substances
Burgundy > Rust in reference to dim-redblooded trolls. Rust is the sort of term which lowers lowbloods further. I'd liken it to musterdblood.
The drones took my palmhusk but I will never stop raising awareness for the issues faced by Warmblood. I am an Ally.
\\ Just so you don't worry: I have no intention of bringing her back any time soon. The bit was good but it's kind of run its course. Maybe in a blink or two.
Drones taking me. Don't know where. I am sorry everyone. I love Warmblood. I am an ally. Goodbye.
Warmblood is often sensitive about her Lusus - she fears you looking down on her for its unprestigious breed. You must appreciate all Lusii equally, for if you want to be an ally to Warmblood you must also be an ally to warmcoloured Lusii.
No? Those are the only things I think about.
When Warmblood looks at you without a hint of fear in her eyes, not as prey facing predator but as lover facing lover - then you will understand. Then you will understand why I do what I do. Then you will understand why I am an ally.
I only wish you would show as much love to Warmblood as you show hate to me.
Lowblood is often self conscious of her body temperature. She will say she hates being a warmblood, hates having the AC on, hates it all. She does not understand how incredible a feeling it is for your body to be warmed by her. She will perhaps never understand. One of the many tragedies faced by Lowblood.
Lowblood is often saying she is afraid of highbloods. That she fears being culled if she steps out of line in a relationship. This fear is only natural - some of my peers do not understand her the way I do. You must cherish her, and show her that you are safe. Do not act entitled to her trust - earn it.
Sometimes Lowblood will call herself "Shitblood", "Trashblood", "Pissblood". She is testing you, to see if you truly love her. Never repeat these words to her, even if she asks you to. She will never look at you the same way again.
Lowblood oftentimes finds herself humiliated when it is publicly revealed she, too, feels genuine emotions. She is taught she should not have those, that she should be an object for her "betters". It is tragic. Let her show you her true self - it is not a chance you will be given twice.
You do have to love Lowblood, though. That part isn't optional. I'm not asking. Love her. Now.
Highbloods cannot understand Lowblood's struggle. For every highblood, there is 1000 Lowblood. She has to struggle every day simply to be recognised. She is trying so hard just for you to see her. If you are lucky enough to lay eyes on her, never let her out of your sight again (unless, of course, she asks).
Lowblood does not have as much money as highbloods. Everyone knows this, but few understand how this affects her day to day life. If you have a Lowblood in your life, be accomodating of this. Do not place social pressure on her to spend - in fact, give her money. She deserves it. Being Lowblood is hard work 24/7.
I am listening and learning to the voices of Lowblood. It appears she does not understand gestures of direct kindness, and reacts with fear. It is tragic that society has made her this way.
Remember that to Lowblood the ocean is a place of fear and death. Do not offer to take her on a beach date. No matter how cute she would look in a bikini.
Lowblood is always so warm to cuddle with. It is because of her strong heart. You do not realise how cold your recuperacoon is until you have slept in hers.
Lowblood is strong and resilient. Maybe it is just because the world has made her be, but it is still beautiful. It makes her even more beautiful when she trusts you enough to be weak around you.
Please listen to Lowblood when she speaks: she knows more about her life than you. But never let her make you think she does not deserve adoration. That is her internalised casteism speaking.
No. Absolutely not. I think you are all beautiful and would gladly pail with Warmblood. But I think you are beautiful because I am a Lesbian and an Ally.
- It's - An oil baron
- Oh noooooo they ar going to find out about mmy caste-abnornal feebltieis and sickly nature and put mme down 🤣🤣🥹🤣😭😭😭 #Ermm
No girl com3- on don't do that. If you think I'm wrong call m3- th3- fuck out, shit's good for m3-. I got strong f3-3-lings caus3- I got strong r3-lationships. Say what you gotta say, th3-y'll still b3- h3-r3- aft3-r.
And why would you 3-v3-n hat3- som3-on3- lik3- that if th3-r3-'s nothing about th3-m that you g3-nuin3-ly lov3-? No push and pull? No pitch f3-3-lings fu3-l3-d by th3- knowl3-dg3- that th3-y COULD b3- b3-tt3-r but th3-y AR3-N'T? What do3-s this dumbass think vacillation is about?
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ hMm... I WiLl... AvŌōŌōŌiD I7...
Much obliged.
What the hell, sure. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0767.png
$$$ whoops. nah my bad girl #dontcancelmeplease
> [ THEY SHOULDNT BE DRIVING ON the road LIKE THIS ITS NOT ALLOWED?!??!??!?,.,?
$$$ hey so who's the smart fellas who went trying to drive their buggies after everything happened B/ #looksmessy #canthaveshit #pileupsarerank
> [ I DONT KNOW BUT IM VERY WORRIED??????????.,.
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i dŌōŌōŌ ApŌōŌōŌlŌōŌōŌgIzE If i cŌōŌōŌmE ŌōŌōŌfF... fRiGh7eNiNg... I MuS7 dŌōŌōŌ A GrIm 7AsK...
hhnnmn, flat roootbwwrr...
wWw i have a question for warmbloodzz for how long can you hold your breath underwater wWw
cønsøle.løg("water is a deeply underrated beverage");
Concept: Kismeses \/\/ho compete on speedrun /eaderboards against eachother (their tro//tag acronyms are [PB] and [\/\/R])
FL4T C4RBON4T3D DR1NKS T4ST3 B3TT3R 4NYW4YS
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1t 1s s♡♡♡♡♡♡ n1ce ♡ut, wh♡ wants t♡ play h1de and seek. >u<
<body> ** passive income is being the pocket change "imperial requisition charge" on one hundred and eighteen chumps' accounts. </body>
- Ahh, haha. Like this? 😄 Thanks, Sokari #Sokari
- Sommetimmes, after a hard night's work... all you want is a cold, fizzy pop in one Hand, and a mman in the other! #WipeEndWants 🤣🤣
not me. I'm addicted to #substances mew~ 💖✨
I'm curiΦus tΦ sΣΣ a shΦw Φf hands. WΦuld ψΦu rathΣr lΣnd ψΦur suppΦrt tΦ sΦmΣΦnΣ whΦ has an actiΦnablΣ stratΣgψ tΦ makΣ rΣal, tangiblΣ changΣ in thΣ ΣmpirΣ, Φr sΦmΣΦnΣ whΦ thinks thΣ cΦlΦur Φf thΣir blΦΦd ΣntitlΣs thΣm tΦ dΣcidΣ ψΦur fatΣ fΦr ψΦu?
- Sokari I support you
- Hey, fellas? Fellas. If you're friends with a lady who tends to pick her quadrantmmates (and I mmean all of themm) like a cavernmmarmm, it's immportant for us, as the guys, to support themm. #TruthDroneBlast
im gambling rn but idk h/)w much 2 bet, h/)w much sh/)uld i bet? <3 = all /)f my life savings <3< = n/)thing (scrub) <> = half /)f my life savings c3< = buy drinks instead #substances
<3-#nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5e7b116b0c9d.jpg
- I support you Sokari
- Platonically of course because I'mm a mman. And you're like one of those cavern cabal jades. We are friends Sokari. I support you
↗️I AM SEEKING LEGAL CONSULTATION FROM ANY SOCIALLY PREDISPOSED TEALS WHO WISH TO ACCEPT BONDS AS PAYMENT.↗️ ↘️someone is editing my images to be unflattering in a smear campaign and i would like to see them either eradicated or corporally punished with some kind of blunt, intrusive object of my choosing.↘️
- #Boosting #BoostingToMyNetwork #BoostingToMyFellowTrollfessionals #BoostingHimm
It was in the fine print.
yeah yeah act liike youre sexiier and cooler and handsomer than me all you want. stiill YOUR spheres on chiittr not miine. NOW SHOW EM TIITS
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↘️that sounds like unemployment.↘️ ↗️WHAT YOU ARE IS UNEMPLOYED.↗️
↘️what point is there in having a small business when you should be with a large business.↘️ ↗️TOTAL RUB.↗️
↘️this type of insubordination is going to follow you everywhere.↘️ ↗️EVERY RESUME YOU SUBMIT WILL BE MARKED BY YOUR ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF MY COMPLETE AND UTTER FAILURE.↗️ ↘️how lucky you are to be forcibly assigned a role, as so you might only be slightly demoted from excrement shoveler to baitpeddler.↘️ ↗️REGARDLESS, I AM TRYING SO HARD NOT TO FAIL. I'LL BE BETTER NEXT TIME, OR ELSE THE FIBER IN MY DIET WILL SUPERCEDE THE MAXIMUM INTAKE AND I WILL EXPERIENCE A BIOLOGICAL "PRINTER BLOCKAGE".↗️
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #chittrconfession #nsfwe i held hands with my kismesis ]
🎦 lightbulbs are kinda spicy these thangz smack bro
女 | Bitches be hating with a B-cup, talk to me when your bosom iss bigger. #nssfw
🎦 dont let this fool you im eating lightbulbs tomorrow
You should not, monopolies are not good
OBJECTION! well generally then the barter is i open up my strife deck and get to work
I'm pleased to announce that Macro Cullsmos will be partnering with ChitGPT! Culling has never been easier! Look forward to new AI features, such as lowblood detection, drone automation, and more! #MacroCullsmos #Advertisement #BusinessOwners #EntrepenannihilatorSpirit - MC Oleana
- You have a Pickle? We're going to Handle it. We Handle Problemm Pickles by two's, four's, and FRIGGIN' EIGHTS! Let mme help mme help you! HELP ME!
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Being sober at work is highly overrated. Thinking about your historical crush at work is NOT rated <—E—NOUGH. #alcohol #justoverseerthings
Never apologize. You are a prouD: anD: savvy businessperson.
Hello my adoring fans!!! It is I, Fasist Cishet, if you've somehow forgotten, I am both fascist and cishet. Make Alternia Great Again!
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《 Haven't made a post like this yet but if anyone needs representing against tough odds, I'm always here to lend an arm of justice. #law #advertise #lowbloodrights #lowbloodjustice 》
<^(I on one occ^^sion ^^ttempted to consume your bevver^^ge once while tr^^vveling the outskirts ^^nd found th^^t my knivves h^^d punctured the side of the c^^n ^^nd m^^de the drink h^^lf fl^^t ^^nd my tools smell like c^^rbon^^ted syrup. Fix this. Your customer servvice lines stopped ^^nswering my inquiries. This w^^s psychologic^^lly t^^ilored inter^^ctionb^^it for you.)^>