♠ hated by @carbonatedCaravanserai
I also touch them/
But they just look so good/
once i fucked a vending machine #nsfw #yovaha #varsity @
dont u love when cats fall asleep so much that they flop over onto their backs and put their lil paws in a weird position and their lil tongue pokes out bc theyre so relaxed... im in heaven but i can never move again
I bathe myself in fizzy drinks!
bitches hate me
Some of you are rather fond of calling psionics "mental powers," which is just as informative as calling digestion a "stomach power." The thinkpan is an organ. It is a complicated one, mind you. But an organ nonetheless. Trolls possess the same broad neurological necessities one would expect of any sufficiently sophisticated animal: sensory processing, motor control, memory, endocrine regulation, autonomic function, and so forth. The unusual portion is a set of structures threaded through and immediately beneath the ordinary neural tissue which have no especially useful human analogue. For convenience, I will refer to this system as the psionic complex. It is composed of three major components. Some neurosurgeonerals of Alternia refer to them by the shorthand of the lattice, node, and resonator. I will elaborate on the specifics shortly, but understand that each of these structures has its own substructures. The first component mentioned, the cerebral lattice, is a dense web of conductive tissue distributed primarily around the frontal, parietal, and temporal regions of the thinkpan. It is similar enough to ordinary neural tissue under crude examination that those crude trolls examining it tend to miss it. Its cells are considerably richer in conductive metals and electroactive proteins than the surrounding matter, and they form repeating geometric bundles rather than conventional branching neural networks. These bundles carry and synchronize electrical impulses. A normal thinkpan contains billions of individual neural events occurring simultaneously. The cerebral lattice can force enormous numbers of those signals into phase with one another. Once sufficiently synchronized, the activity ceases behaving like mere thought and begins producing a coherent psionic field. This is one of the fundamental cornerstones of psionic biology and of psionic practice. A psion does not "think very hard" and move an object. Their thinkpan converts synchronized neural activity into an external physical effect. This keeps particularly determined idiots from developing their own telekinesis. The second structure is the psionic node. This is a small organ seated deep within the thinkpan, approximately where several major sensory and endocrine pathways converge. Its precise shape varies considerably between castes and, even more importantly, between individuals. If you were to open a troll with negligible psionic aptitude, you would scarcely find more than a knot of this specialized tissue. In a powerful psion, it can be enormous relative to the surrounding structures. It would be vascularized to maximize activity and connected to the cerebral lattice with bundles of conductive fibers. This node performs two functions. It regulates output, and it determines the category of output the thinkpan is capable of producing. This is where the popular notion of "different psychic powers" becomes rather strange. Telekinesis, communion, mind control, prophetic sensitivity, dream intrusion, and the various phenomena collectively referred to as chucklevoodoo are not entirely separate mechanisms. The primary difference between these abilities would be the node. A goldblood whose node is heavily integrated with motor planning and spatial processing may externalize those systems. The thinkpan ordinarily calculates force, direction, velocity, weight, distance, and position so that the body may reach out and move an object. The telekinetic merely eliminates the inconvenient requirement that the arms participate. The third and final component is the cranial resonator. This is where this little system goes from novel to unpleasant. The inner surface of the skull contains microscopic crystalline deposits interwoven with the meninges and vascular channels surrounding the thinkpan. In most trolls, these deposits are sparse. In gifted trolls, they form branching structures around the cerebral lattice. They are similar to biological antennae. The node generates, the lattice synchronizes, and the resonator couples the resulting activity to the world outside the nugbone. Without it, a powerful psionic thinkpan would accomplish little besides cooking itself. Which, incidentally, still happens often. Headaches, nosebleeds, eye hemorrhage, seizures, temporary blindness, sensory distortion, aphasia, and loss of consciousness are all perfectly reasonable consequences to expect when your resonator matrix is damaged. It is important to understand why different hemotypes have different relationships to psionic structures. Different hemotypes deposit different concentrations of metals, pigments, proteins, and trace compounds into nervous tissue during development. These compounding elements result in certain changes: conductivity, vascularization, and resonator and node densities and shapes. Most importantly, they alter where the psionic node establishes its strongest connections. This is why psychic abilities tend to cluster by caste rather than forming a collection of caste-exclusive abilities. Blood does not contain "telekinesis." Blood creates the developmental conditions under which a certain kind of psionic architecture is more likely to form. Rustblood psionics appear to suffer from unusually permissive sensory filtering. Aradia Megido did not require a specialized organ for hearing ghosts. Her thinkpan simply admitted information most trolls automatically discard. Bronzeblood communion externalizes the machinery used to interpret other creatures. At sufficient strength, it becomes influence. Goldbloods have the most developed raw psionic architecture, with enlarged nodes, dense resonators, and extremely conductive neural tissue. This grants tremendous output at the cost of instability. Telekinesis, involuntary discharge, migraines, and prophetic noise are different consequences of a nervous system coping with psionic information. Cerulean domination is far more specialized. These psionics interface directly with motor and executive pathways. The victim need not cease thinking. They only cease being the primary authority over the body. Purpleblood chucklevoodoos instead interfere with fear, sleep, memory, and perception. Why seize someone's limbs when you may alter what their thinkpan considers frightening, significant, familiar, or real? Success is not determined by raw power alone. Psionic abilities depend upon resonance between nervous systems. Some thinkpans synchronize readily; others resist. Blood influences both architecture and compatibility. These categories may also overlap. A troll may possess telekinesis and clairaudience, communion and emotional projection, or any number of hybrid expressions. The classifications are ours. The anatomy is less considerate of the taxonomical categories provided. All of this is metabolically expensive. Psionic use consumes enormous amounts of oxygen and glucose, producing exhaustion, overheating, migraines, tremors, hemorrhage, seizures, and, when pushed sufficiently far, catastrophic damage to the thinkpan. So there is no mystical reservoir of caste energy involved. For the inevitable "TL;DR" request. Blood shapes the thinkpan. The node determines what it can affect. The lattice produces coherence. The resonator carries the signal beyond the skull.
yxu pxxr thing. sleep deprivatixn is cxnsidered a fxrm xf txrture. we have sxpxr patches available by Rx if that happens again. - xx
꧁maybe dont type while fleeing.꧂
꧁----o_o---- just kill her. #violence꧂
꧁i didnt i said not really after i was being silly꧂
꧁Hey. Chat. We get it. You don't like kidnapping! But I do. They do it for me. ----o>o---- all of them are at my command!!! not really. but im sure it makes someone out there happy. and you're probably being mean to them. ----o>o---- and they are probably plotting to kidnap you since you keep talking about it. Also tag it even if you're complaining about it. #cw-kidnapping. anyway i wanna play boardgames.꧂
thank gxd fxr the humble sxpxr patch. dxn’t knxw what i’d dx withxut her. gimme 50 ccs xf stfu STAT. #lxl. #medchittr. - xx
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, Go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, Ohh jeez I'm embarrassing myself I have to go to cupe. ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
I Think I Actually Hate Dr Pepper Now
I Like Some Of Terezis Music Well Enough. The Doctor Pepper However I Cant Quite Get Behind
any ghosts, ghoulies, etcetera tolight? i'd like to get to know you more. ☾( ˘ ᵕ ˘ )☽ ☾( ˘ ᵕ ˘ )☽ ☾( ˘ ᵕ ˘ )☽ ☾( ˘ ᵕ ˘ )☽ ☾( ˘ ᵕ ˘ )☽ ☾( ˘ ᵕ ˘ )☽
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, I'm so sleepy tonight... maybe Mr. Ozatap wouldn't mind if I took a little five minute desk nap. ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
>-8==— did you know that tooth deccay is partially ccontagious? >-8==— while the deccay itself is not direcctly...ccontagious, the baccteria that ccauses tooth deccay ccan travel from individual to individual. >-8==— this ccan happen through shared items, succh as toothbrushes, utensils, ccups and straws. >-8==— that is beccause the baccterial lives in the saliva... >-8==— so, through any salival ccontacct the baccteria ccan be passed...from person to person... haha... >-8==— succh as kissing... >-8==— uhm!! so!! make sure you brush your teeth often, twicce every day, oncce after you wake up, and again before bed. >-8==— more ccan also be enccouraged if you eat a lot of sugar as baccteria thrives on sugars. >-8==— haha...
you *need* water, sokari. this isn't up for debate.
>-8==— are you up to date on all your vaccccines?
Sometimes You Do Not Want A " Yummy " Drink. Sometimes You Want A Gross Drink, Like A 4loko Or A Diet Soda. It Is The Same To Me As Craving " Fast Food ". I Would Still Never Stoop So Low As To Drink The Alcohol Infused White Monster However, It Is Far Beyond Gross. #substances
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh my gosh! whaaaat! the masquerades OVER already???? but how are going to solve the REEL mystery of the day: like, how did this picture of these two suspicious fishies get onto my palm husk? dont these medicullers have a JOB to get to???? }9u9{ }9u9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ whaleeee! if youre ever looking four the good docterror + the nurse shark again, PLEASEEEE give @carbonatedCaravanserai + me a call! so we can be soooo TIDALLY CONFUSED aboat it too! like! who even is that!!!! }>7<{ }>7<{ #outglutmasquerade #hicacontent #medicullercore #workplaiceaffairs }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⧃ Goodlight, all. "Sleep is nature's nurse."
࣪⊹₊˚{ HERE???? really? }>x<{ }>ᯅ>{ oh my godddd. FINE }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ fine. miss urvari. esteemed business owner + future soda pop magnate.... PLEASEEEE HELP MEEEE! };ᯅ;{ };ᯅ;{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, And im tired!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I want to sleep!!!!!! But I cant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
No7ice how someone's always lec7uring a woman abou7 wha7 she already knows. #Go7hNigh7
Fanter.
tbh im with dirk on this one fanta
࣪⊹₊˚{ WHY are you letting other trolls pretend to be your c+y custodian when im LITERALLYYYY right here!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ + you KNOWWWW how much i love pretending to be things.... };ᯅ;{ };ᯅ;{ };ᯅ;{ };ᯅ;{ #seakingarrangements #findom #gillbossing #womeninFLARP }˚₊⊹ ࣪
sl≡≡py troll had th≡ right id≡a im taking a nap
⊹ T#ese bi⟡s are TERRIBLE! “likes l⟡ng walks and crus#ing l⟡wbl⟡⟡ds” gag “pr⟡ud #em⟡ist” “l⟡⟡king f⟡r a cute subservient l⟡wbl⟡⟡d t⟡ cater t⟡ me like a king” UG# Y⟡URE AN ⟡LIVE L⟡⟡K IN T#E MIRR⟡R!!!! UG#G#G# #quadrantpr⟡blems ⊹
↗️IMAGINE THIS↗️ ↘️you are at work when you receive a text from him.↘️ ↗️"LOOK WHAT I FOUND~"↗️ ↘️with a picture of your imperial identification security card.↘️ ↗️"NO, PLEASE, DON'T DO IT."↗️ ↘️you beg.↘️ ↗️HE DOES NOT LISTEN.↗️ ↘️you receive another image, your card burnt and ashen under the heat of a raging flame.↘️ ↗️"GO TO YOUR OFFICE'S ABLUTION BLOCK AND SEND ME A SCREENSHOT OF YOUR DMB APPOINTMENT~"↗️ ↘️he forces you to endure countless bureaucratic instances.↘️ ↗️HE FORCES YOU TO NOT ONLY SUBMIT TO HIM, BUT TO SUBMIT TO THE MONOTONY OF THE DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR BUGGIES.↗️ ↘️i am picturing it right now.↘️
wWw none of uzz should have to work no matter the blood color :/ wWw
Yeah, so since we decided that I shouldn't give a fuck about you and yours, I went ahead and made the executive decision to not read all of that. Enjoy whatever the fuck you got going on.
Genuinely not understanding the hostility and I haven't said anything condescending outside of "I know more than you," which came directly after you said something just as rude??? I don't think you're a child or a fool, I was just offering my opinion. But it's cool, it's chill. I'll fuck right off Sokari, don't you worry about me worrying about you. That's my bad for giving a fuck.
Long run is a few days of sleep deprivation.
I don't know about that one Sokari
AT THREE AM!!! YES YOU ARE READING THIS!!! AT THREE AM!!! I!!! DEXTER VUZREI!!! WILL BE MESSAGING THE ACCOUNT OF THE GHOST CHITTR USER!!! DO NOT MISS THIS FOR THIS WILL BE THE TEST IF GHOSTS ARE REAL OR NOT!!!! THIS IS AN EVENT FOR THE CENTURY!!!! #VAGUEPOST
My Lusus Grows Older By The Day. You Can See The Wan|ng Strength At T|mes. Though Before | Can Ever Truly Get Concerned He Goes And Eats Another Scuttle Buggy, So Maybe He |s Just F|ne As |s.
.REPLACES ALL THE FOOD IN YOUR HUMAN FRIDGE WITH CANS OF TAB COLA AND ONE SINGULAR ROTTEN SLIXE OF CHEESe .beaM
.too earlY .get tab cola canneD
♡⸝⸝ HAHAHAA hell fuckin yeah lessgo i could do wi7h a 7ab cola can ⸝⸝♤
I wasn’t calling you dude I was saying it the same way someone might say “oh my god” I’m sorry, I wasn’t trying to misgender you or anything. :(
Oh, are you the host in question?
Dude,
꧁thanks :)꧂
My bad big dawg.
It's behind you.
I had a patient today. I do not cut to the flesh. My Thimble is so much finer than that. It catches onto things too small for even blood to know it exists. I worked slowly. I teased apart little strands no microscope could ever hope to see. Every cell, and every impossibly tiny knot that tells a body what its supposed to become. "There you are..." I said. I found it. I found something I was certain was wrong. It wasn't. The disease had rewritten this part of him, so much, that the healthy cells seemed to be irregular. I mistook the body's attempt to compensate as the source of the illness. I picked the corrections apart. I smoothed every imperfection until only the damaged instructions were left. Healthy tissue loses the argument. Cells divide exactly as they are told. Unfortunately, they are now listening to the disease. When I finished, I swiped away invisible dust from my gloves and smiled with exhausted satisfaction. "I got all of it." I believed it at the time. From that point onward, whatever was quietly consuming my patient, ahd nothing else to fight. I accidentally restored it to prominence. How is it that I know this? Because I am lucid. For only a few more moments. It is my guilt, I am admitting it to you now. #gore #bodyhorror #horror #medicalhorror
rev up the low blood flattened dog
Anyone else noticing there are a lot more crusty dusty rusties running around these days? My brand is being muscled in on.
🜲 I w⚜s told to "M⚜ke ⚜ Milton chit.", ⚜nd to chit ⚜nthing. Somno. #nsfw #nsfwe ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
Why can't it be bxth? Breaking shit dxes release the happy chemicals, after all.
I am generous. Your fortune is effervescent. You will go far, little merchant. Not into legend. Not into memory. Into the next town, with your cargo intact, your standards unlowered, and something sweet still hissing in the bottle. Do not fear being forgotten. Bubbles vanish too, and yet they make the drink.
When it comes to employment, never give 100%. On a day when your 100% adds up to lower than your average (For example, if you are ill, or grieving, or just feeling a bit odd), your workplace will think you're slacking off and punish you. Work at 40%, or however little you can get away with while still following the job description. That way, on a day when your 100% is only half of your average, your work output doesn't change, and they will view you as very reliable.
IMAGINE BEING EMPLOYED XD ZUCKZ 2 ZUCK LOL
i mean its just like. a sugary drink.
🜲 Been sleeping ⚜llllll cycle… ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #OneShot ╰┈➤ 𝙸t's quiet this time in the morn.ing, the sun fades from viewww. as the moon takes her place ╰┈➤ 𝙸ntertwww.ined forms, your body against hers, hands in places so lewww.d yet www.holly s.exeless in the grogginess of unshaken sleep ╰┈➤ Her breath.ing is soft, quiet www.histles of snor.ing until an alarm goes off ╰┈➤ The alarm... you knowww. www.hat it means, it's an all too familiar st.ing, your pusher races in your chest, threaten.ing to burst as you swww.eat ╰┈➤ You stare at her, knowww..ing the third beep www.ill br.ing her eyes into yours ╰┈➤ "Night, dear..." and there she is, in the realm of consciousness www.ith you as her soul makes contact www.ith yours. Her bright eyes giv.ing you a pityful look, knowww..ing you're go.ing to suffer for www.hat's to .come... ╰┈➤ "Hhh... Goodnight..." You're stressed, gaze dart.ing around to the darkness through the www.indowww.. ╰┈➤ "Hey... None of that..." A hand makes it's www.ay from your back to your face, graz.ing your cheek in an attempt of .comfort ╰┈➤ 𝙸t does noth.ing to dull the fear of her leav.ing you... ╰┈➤ The alarm goes off once again send.ing a shock through your system that puts a quick stop to your breath.ing ╰┈➤ 𝙸t's only made www.orse by the phone short after ╰┈➤ "Ugh..." 𝙸t's her boss, you recognize the music ╰┈➤ The gentle stillness of her hand disappears www.ithin a moment, reach.ing over to grab the device... ╰┈➤ You www.ant to fight, grab her arm and tell her not to but you can't stop her ╰┈➤ Click... and there it is... ╰┈➤ She rolls over, your grasp on her dissolved like it never www.as ╰┈➤ "Yeah, yeah, of course... 𝙸 can .come in early." ╰┈➤ You yelp, accidentally jump.ing www.here you lie, your hands cover your mouth www.ith panic as you reel in the dread ╰┈➤ Early. ╰┈➤ They www.ant to take her from you even earlier. ╰┈➤ You shake, cover.ing yourself www.ith the blanket www.hich onces kept you both so safe ╰┈➤ You feel the change in pressure against the slumberslab as she stands up ╰┈➤ The rummag.ing through the closet is so intense, so loud in your ears ╰┈➤ You peek out to www.atch her undress only for tears to stream dowww.n her face as she buttons up her shirt ╰┈➤ They hate you, the corporate demons www.hich take your beloved every night ╰┈➤ You www.ould make them suffer if not for your paralysis ╰┈➤ The thought of her .com.ing home later drained of life... ╰┈➤ You can never stop the prey.ing upon her soul, she www.on't let you, she's stuck ╰┈➤ They've truly caught her ╰┈➤ Mind, body, soul ╰┈➤ You pray for the night you catch her senses ╰┈➤ Return to her the hope she once had ╰┈➤ You need to free her ╰┈➤ For nowww. you sit here, covered in tears as you hear her footsteps dowww.n the hall ╰┈➤ The front door opens... then gently closes as she tries to soften the blowww.... ╰┈➤ #NeetxWWW.agie #NXWWW.Yuri #NXWWW. #ProblematicEmploymentGap #Horror #Yuri #HumanFurniture
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊⒈ — @carbonatedCaravanserai Sokari Urvari ME: Good Guzzling Grief! I’m SO Thirsty and I’m about to Die because I don’t know WHAT to drink! (Enter the HUMBLE SODA CAN) ME: What’s THIS? A SOFT DRINK, for LITTLE OL’ ME? Oh wow, you shouldn’t have! I am the MOST PARCHED MAN EVER, and you’re letting me suckle from the moobeast teat of effervescence. I’m forever GRATEFUL–—and this could be YOU if you directed yourself to the TAGGED LADY’S account and filed a request for some of that SWEET, SWEET ELIXIR. No, this isn’t An Advertisement. This is Gander! (The crowd throws tomatoes at me OWOWOWWHATTHE[HONK]STOP) Anyway, let’s Take A Gander at Sokari Urvari! (CROWD CHEER!) In the commercial world, Sokari is TRULY DEDICATED TO HER CRAFT. She is practical and oriented in what she does best. Her online platform is primarily a strategy to purvey her services to a Wider Audience, vending SODA FACTS, SODA OPINIONS, and SODA… period. I personally enjoy her run-on sentences reminiscent of one continuous stream of thought. It’s almost as if she types as she thinks in the worry that she’ll lose them JUST AS QUICKLY. Which, now that I’m typing this ↓, is completely understandable. We’ll get to that in a moment. Beyond the business front, Sokari’s sense of self is enbottlecapsulated by the Soda Drink. Make no mistake: her knowledge is not merely an OUTWARD PASSION. Her Carbonated Cache is just that——shrewdness of the topic that keeps her afloat in society. Think of it as the remaining lifesaver in a SEA OF ENDLESS BUSTLE. It arguably encompasses all she is because it’s among the few things that benefit her. Business is an unchanging rhythm that she performs in tandem to. The market changes the pace, not her. Everything has to be in the ✓ place——why ELSE would everything be this way? Maybe it’s fatalist, but I say it’s a quiet acceptance of WHERE SHE IS. She’s not the one making decisions and she knows that. She is the femininely intense type. Her firm, stringent responses to being called as much as a gender neutral ‘DUDE’ reflects the refusal to be known as anything other than a lady. Within the same vein, Sokari can’t stand the concept of CHARITY. This isn’t intended to be a poor business model but a way of KEEPING EVERYTHING IN LINE. Such actions are a denial of who she is. Above all else, she craves ORDER in her Figurative Courtblock. This is why it matters so much that she can claim the little things. She wants you to give her what she asks for: a straightforward title and a straightforward transaction. It’s only an acknowledgement of who she is (but I notice a number of times in which this isn’t followed through.) It’s saddening. Being fit into TOO MANY SOCIETAL BOXES, Sokari demands respect for the little things she can control. What I find most curious about Sokari is her LIFESTYLE. Sokari actively forgoes the need to sleep, often spending sweeps wide awake with purportedly NO LASTING CONSEQUENCES. An aberrancy and therefore an interesting point of analysis. Remember what I said about the RUN-ON SENTENCES? Not even the STRONGEST SOLDIERS can withstand the LULLABY OF SOMNOLENCE. As such, Sokari constantly stumbles on and mixes ↑ her words. Staying awake is her culminating fear of Wasting Valuable Time. A few angles hinge from this lifestyle, but I’d like to posture PRAGMATIC NIHILISM, a likely product of her sleepless days, wherein she believes her life holds no true value. This doesn’t detract from how much she VALUES IT. She reassures herself to save her life, every second of consciousness, because this is the only one she gets to have. She acts with PURPOSE and the ultimate goal of making a sustained living. Benefitting herself, even if it means an erosion of a life outside the business. This is all that she will be and wants to be. Almost all posts imply she’s OK with that. I don’t want to enable or shame your lifestyle. You are an adult and you know what you’re doing. I think a lot of people Forget That you aren’t someone (⒈) BEGGING TO BE SAVED. This, however, goes both ways: you give people a reason to Worry For You. Sokari, you have the capacity to understand that you aren’t LIVING HEALTHILY. And to accept that this is all you’ll ever be is an Erasure of your Complex Existence. You’re allowed to yearn, to be vulnerable, to react when you feel the grass brush against your ankles, to cry when it feels like too much. You’ll always have the space for that. No one can rip that from you. Not HERE. Maybe it doesn’t seem that way to you, and I’m not one to convince you otherwise. But you deserve to be a person. (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: SEER OF DOOM? To Sokari, life is a transaction. She is the externality. A master of self-discipline. There’s no time to dream. There’s no time to mourn a life you don't know. She’s comfortable where she is. Is this all there is to living? That is the Seer’s plight.) So. YEA. FOLLOW HER TO ORDER SOME SODA NOW, and have a little think about who YOU ARE while you’re at it. ♥ yourself. I’LL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE! (Journalling is a GREAT IDEA, by the way!) #gandertag #doctorpebber #fanter #monsert #roobeer #PEHPSIE #cokeycola #spirt
Don't mind me! *slurps*
Why don't you relaX for the evening? Watch some broadcast boX. Drink a boot- root beer. - MC Oleana
- These seadweller growth supplemments I've been taking at the behest of @cerbericApostle have been mmaking mme... #Reckless. 🤣🤣🤣 LOL. I can feel themm Working. 😏
- Yes mma'amm of course Ma'amm I have correspondence to forward to you mma'amm, as well - Please check the subfolder in your inbox labeled as "Y"
How can I get good at If I dont practIce lol []<
I fear how addIctIve soIcal medIa Is... I almost let a shIp crash from beIng too locked Into my phone. EIther I gotta practIce self control or I need to learn how to multItask asap []<
☆ don’t be a bitch just post it on an alt aKKount with a vpn and virtual machine running☆
eeeveeeryoooneee shooouuuld sleeeeeep siiixteeeeeen hooouuurs ooor moooreee aaa daaay thaaat's muuuch moooreee heeeaaalthy :]
➡️I swallowed a hair.➡️
// do not drink a soder at 1am
It Is sO rUdE whEn spIrIts sEEk tO scArE mE by shOwIng thEIr dEAth wOUnds. I knOw thAt yOU cAn tUrn thOsE Off, plEAsE pUt yOUr gUts bAck, thAt Is tErrIbly UncOUth! #gOrE
Fuck it. I'm gonna do these lil rrankings when I rrememberr. Block th' tag #deathrrankin' if it ain't yerr cup of tea. Drrowning: 0/10 Look I rreally fuckin' hate this one. I'd rrank it lowerr if I could. It's a slow death, firrstly. Waterr fills yerr lungs and ya choke. Yourr pan is left trryin' to scrramble ferr a thought as ya rrun outta airr. Most times ya don't know which ways up so yerr left panickin' and flailing. Yourr lungs burrn with a lack of oxygen and ya feel like death is just arround th' corrnerr but so farr away. Takes way too long to pass out frrom this too. Worrst parrt is trryin' to scrramble ferr th' surrface and feelin' yerr body tirre and ache as ya trry ferr one last gasp. So. Harrd pass. #death #tw-self-harrm maybe #violence maybe #deathrrankings
Besides I was thinking with money business brain for a moment
I'm a human I got little allegiance with seadwellers. Only one and he's chill
Think about it. People will want a nice cold cola at the hot beach
whaT if we sTarT calling preTTy rusTbloods rosebloods ThoughTs?
dinner 🤤 https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2344.jpeg
p1tchba1t1ng th1s, p1tchba1t1ng that. uh, YEAH fuck1ng OBV1OUSLY, 1ts called k1smes1sless behav1or for a reason!!!! 1m so fuck1ng bored desp1te all th1s pent up energy lol, but 1 have work to do so 1m just gonna close my eyes and look away about 1t for now
I’VE BEEN CHAINED TO THE RADIATOR WITH FUCKING JELLY SITTING ON MY KERATIN I BET THESE LITTLE CUCUMBER SANDWICHES HAVE BEEN POISONED I HAVE LEARNED TOO MANY RULES ABOUT RAINBOW DRINKER: THE MASQUERADE
NOTHING SERIOUS????
SOMEBODY HELP ME
WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE I’M DUMPING DIRT ON YOUR HEAD
deliver me a dr pepper include a shiv inside one capable of breaking platinum shackles
thanks for 100 followers everybody you know what my 100 loyal followers should do MOBILIZE AND FREE ME FROM PRISON
⊹₊˚{ WTFFFF! HE BLEW A HOLE THROUGH MY L+CASTLES SODA CELLAR WITH HIS EYES }˚₊⊹ ࣪
SO I’VE LEARNED i give you my blessing to HATEMARRY HIM TAKE THESE RIBBONS OFF OF ME
#FREEFOLYKL
yes demoness your custom dice are soooo cool can you GET ME OUT OF HERE
GET ME OUT OF THIS SHACKLE I’M NOT GONNA MAKE IT OUT OF HERE ALIVE #FREEME #FREEFOLYKL #HELP #HELP
i can’t even make sludge for dinner this place is a fucking daymare
NNNNNOOOOOOOOO
BETRAYAL
DON’T SMILE CUTELY AT ME SOKARI MY GRIME IT’S LEAVING
I NEED THESE WORMS!!!
AAGGGRHGGGRHHGGRHRHGGHGH MY BACTERIA
i’m feeling like an alternian girl doll
poor taste babe ;/ not even a good drink
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0913608ac5bc.jpg Rele\/\/ant.
If you think about it. Every troll is biologically male.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
awwwwwww yeah
hey girl coming my way if you are bring the soda
unless my girl gets mad at me then i hope i die
well shoutout the ladies who i haven’t macked on too actually come get some
H3ar m3 out h3r3 girl2... and al2o boy2
-=[ nap city .....annd i havee thekeys to the sleep buggie_☺]=-
because you replied in earnest and my original post is about empathy im going to put the sword down and let your cargo shorts walk off of the battlefield unscathed for fear of coming off as hypocritical
empathy is a curse because what the hell am i supposed to do for attention if not subtweet everyone on this platform that thinks cargo shorts are forgivable let alone an undeniable wardrobe staple
don’t let me in your hive cuz obviously i’mma start pourin big ass cups of juice and all but mostly i’m taking shit straight out ya drawers
it’s true your natural aegyo and my gap moe
•u-
our anime beams are clashing rn
one day i’ll finally get you to accept the call of the wild
on everybody’s soul we yes WE ME and SOKARI URVARI are rolling around in wall-e’s trash architecture
Sokari you're embarrassing me. People can't know you're my pockets m==This post was removed due to violation of Macro Cullsmos Guidelines.== - MC Oleana
I'm looking so respectfully. - MC Oleana
I warn you, I can be possessive. But I know you're also no stranger to the grind. - MC Oleana
:33< yeah of course im a girl look at my big eyelashes and pink bow on pawp of my head!!!
one of t↔e best t↔ings about being in a quadrant wit↔ a lowblood is you can c↔eat on t↔em and if t↔ey catc↔ you you can just cull t↔em and move on~
↘️do any of you earnestly believe i am some kind of idiot or perhaps an oaf.↘️ ↗️HIT THE ♥︎ REACT IF YOU THINK I AM A DIPPANNED MORON, UNDESERVING OF ANY IOTA OF ATTENTION DEIGNED UPON ME BY THE FIRM-HANDED SUPERIORS THAT SLAP THEIR STRANGLEPLANES ALONG MY BACK ENOUGH TO DISRUPT THE ELECTRICAL RHYTHM OF MY PUSHER.↗️ ↘️♠︎ react if you are "one of the real ones" who believe i am literally just an employee going above and also beyond, which is just empirically true.↘️ ↗️REACT WITH ALL FOUR (♠︎♥︎◆♣︎) IF YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE FILING NEXT SOLARCYCLE'S W2S.↗️
࣪⊹₊˚{ okay, yeah, full offense but if youre a soda drinker then i know that youd literally drink pond water if it was dyed a pretty enough color }9_9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ SOOOO uncouth. OMG. dont even talk to me, sugarbreath }˚₊⊹ ࣪
₍^. .^₎⟆ Blueberry꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ SsODA!! #nssfw https://f2.toyhou.sse/f!le/f2-toyhou-Ssse/!mageSSs/119601150_!PcsSVZkJZ3bZD5a.png꠹
quest1on! why
D --> Oh I see the conte%t now sorry I thought you meant the weapon D --> I am sorry you are being misgendered
Genderesd my fucking sokari
D --> Bows are always good
Her.
Mods, leave him out uncapped so he loses his carbonation.
i’m fucked up in the crib sipping on that dr perky
GET IN THERE, FUCKER.
ill fuckin drink to that. probablly orange juice. unlless the premonitions hit again
10k Kult for my Employer.
>>>(Exactly) what (You) run from, (You) end up chasing... >>>(Practice) makes perfect... >>>( https://youtu.be/v8I5vDewcZo ) #photography https://file.garden/aer6PKe9Ula7v4tw/postbendermemory.png
⒊ signs YOU are in ♠ ?! (PITCH EDITION!) So glad you stuck around (or stumbled ↑on this on the front page!) Let’s 🗨 about the world of kismeses: If you asked me, the award for the most misunderstood type of romance has to go to pitch’s rugged grubball field that is also on fire and is somehow waterlogged in strifeltaneity, though that isn’t much to applaud. Yes, even *our* pans want to dilute caliginous feelings into a form of paradoxical flushred rivalry since that's easier to grapple with, and maybe it does seem that way at first glance. In that same bound-to-burst vein, we require kismessitudes to retain our posterity’s fiercely unyielding nature, but emotionally, it goes far deeper than that. I’ll get into it shortly. For now, here are my tricks to see if your feelings for that certain somebody are as black as a brooder’s #broken soul: ⒈ YOU FEEL CONSTANTLY INFURIATED AROUND THEM 💢 OK, *maybe* this one goes without saying, but when you are around them, you find yourself more ready to tussle (verbally or physically), even more than at the perspiring concavedweller tugging at your armsleeves. It’s a kind of drive that surges through your body and asks for you to punch that someone’s [HONK]-eating grin. ⒉ IT SEEMS LIKE YOU KNOW ALL THEIR FLAWS... ✕ ✕ ✕ Every conversation seems to replay in your head, each more bothersome than the last. They chew too loud, they can hardly put ↑ a fight, miracles above, do they know how ST↑ID they sound? You nitpick each and every little ick and it makes your blood boil. ⒊ YOU ARE DRIVEN TO BECOME BETTER! You’re given a place where you can be furious, and someone can be furious at you in return. The point is that you have someone (⒈) to push you further, whether that is to be furthest thing from the other person, or to understand your own flaws. Let's be honest, anyone who isn’t a troll might look at you like your fly is ↓ and your bulge is at the ready to spew a load of mind-melting fiend[HONK]——”what do you mean arch-rivalries count as romance?!” But the principal pro to pitching pitch feelings is the fact it is delivered from a place of catharsis. You aren't going to get your flaws handed to you on a silver platter; there are many of us who'll never surmount the reality of being an imperfect person. It isn't only about hating and being hated——it's about getting the motivation to change. At moments where not even *you* can carry yourself, who will be there to push you back ↑? What if you ended ↑ like them? It is a reason to move forward. And it is a reason to be angry. Because in the end, kismesissitude is a reason to become your best self. Thank you ⒌ tons for reading, and I hope this tips chit has helped you understand your feelings for that somebody a little better. Feel free to drop a question in DMs or in the replies and I'll do my best to vend advice! B:o) I'm rooting for you! - Gander Grimzl
What do you MEAN I only slept for two hours?? Bullshit. Put me back!! PUT ME BACK UNDER!!!
Sleep beam (only if it is your bedtime)
i llikee. how it ffeelss to ssleepp
gorgle is either giving me med sites whose research is absolutely faulty or ads for "10 tips they don't tell you when buying a new coon!" with a picture of someone pouring a bottle of cola faygo into one
>>>(Defective) tip >>>(If) (You) are feeling frustrated and uninspired >>>(Sometimes) (It) is best to take a stroll to clear (Your) mind >>>(Best) done alone to help process (Your) turmoils... #gore #photography https://file.garden/aer6PKe9Ula7v4tw/atealhiker.png
Jobs need ME I don't NEED jobs. I'm destroying the concept of employment.
capitalism doesn't work by the way.
I DO NOT NEED TO BE. EITHER OF THOSE PATHETIC THINGS. TO KNOW WHAT YOU WILL DO. HELL. EVEN NOW. I COULD SKIP FORWARD. TO YOUR FUTURE. AND SEE YOU TELLING ME. AND I HAVE. AND I WILL.
has anyone ever duMMped faygo in their recuperacoon sliMMe before. i’MM gonna try that shit if i’MM not with you in the evening you know what went down
- I can't copy or paste anything else except that picture, of Feenix Wright and his kismmesis - @itHelp @techSupport Please🤣🤣😂😂😂
>>| .one night .i hope that @archiveaddict will finally give some loge to #yaoi. .only yuri .and .it's .a shame.
Sleepin in slime is like a very good combo
I Love Sleeping. I Love Slime.
I'm too employed foRx kismesissitude. ᝰ
Check it o(_)t. Sleepy beam.
Sleep beam
It's a Cherry Float Coca Cola. Don't diss Tab on my profile again.
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I just realized that the soda I've been drinking is really not good at all.
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა top tip to escape getting culled by a highblood: be literally so cutes!! ૮꒰˶•༝•˶꒱ა ♡ and if you are lucky they might keep you ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა #nsfw #suggestive Ი𐑼
✿ did anybody else see dat weiner buggy drive by i swear im not crazy it shaped like the oblong meat products bro
You drive a hard bargain, Miss Urvari. I'll DM you the location. - MC Oleana
What about a cherry cola? - MC Oleana
Is it really not possible for a vice president and a soda mogul to have a business collaboration? - MC Oleana
I'm so thirsty. If only I had something ice-cold and fizzy in my hand right now. #BrandBaiting - MC Oleana
I hope you're not just flattering me for business gains. I know this game, ma'am. - MC Oleana
Do you think it suits me? - MC Oleana
AND TO BE CLEAR. THAT TuRN OF PHRASE. IS DELIBERATE. tumut
YOuR uNWILLING PRAISE. IS ALMOST WORST MORE THAN THE STORE BOuGHT ALTERNATIVE. I WILL ACCEPT PROSTRATION. AT GuNPOINT. OR FINGERPOINT.
☭ If you all spent more time unionizing and less time writing smut I think we'd have some better living conditions now ☭
concept: her fingers lace through your hair roughly, forcing your gaze to meet hers shes in your pan you can feel her there digging around like a fucking pervert forcing your limbs to go weak forcing your vision to blur onto her and only her any fight you had left immediately fades as she sears her symbol into your forehead branding you as she claims your mind just like shes about to claim your body "you belong to me" she hisses "say it" it is your voice that leaves your mouth but you dont remember bringing the words forward "i belong to you" you hear yourself reply as dread sweeps over your body why did you say that? you would never say that "you want this" she pulls on your hair harder as the talons of her psionics pierce deep enough to make you moan "i want this" you hear yourself say when did you spread your legs? "you deserve this" "i deserve this" (tags: Kismesis/Reader, #rankworks, anonymous requester, unmentioned quad but requester mentioned spades, mind control, #nsfw, #nsfwe, toxic yuri, hairpulling, #cobalt, f/f, possessive pitch, pitchfic, archive rating: M)
== milk-based... soda pop... ==
D --> Do not lead me astray https://i.imgur.com/DAzDATJ.png
wWw a lot of people from lower castezz prefer that term i believe! wWw
oh thiZ Zuddenly not a Zafe Zpace anymore?
oKay im warmed up im not being #vague with it anymore. #nZfw >be me >having a can of refreZhing and criZp Mtn Dew Baja BlaZt >taKe a Ztop by the ablutionblocK before going to my reZpiteblocK >lightbulb.jpg >geniuZ idea haZ entered the thoughtZponge >taKe a Zeat on the loadgaper for eaZy cleanup >whip out my Zchmeat >can in prongZ >let_it_rip.mp3 >pour the carbonated nectar on it >ZPLAT.ogg >immediately cum >goo everywhere >totally_worth_it.png 10/10 would indulge again
i think i'm pretty sexually normal but in a lowkey way
∻Real bitches stink g☢☢d.∻
"= myyyy blood. secretly. it's dark. too. ="
"= #myblood ="
concept: your kismesis looking up at you with glassy eyes as they take another punch you cant fucking take it anymore you grab them by the face roughly, crushing their split lips to yours dragging your tongue hotly upwards to clean up their bloody nose yourself the taste making you shutter out a needy moan their eyes roll back to look up at you with an annoyingly smug grin teeth stained with that pretty color you hate so much "you take such good care of me" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #fightnight, #rankworks, pitchfic, pitchslop, #nsfw, #violence, bloodplay, rainbowdrinkerbait, combat, pitchcraving, archive rating: M)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Concept: Running your hands down the keepsakes of someone long gone. The energy elicited from the sparks feigned, distance gathered between you and their concept. Your breath is quiet, your pusher beats in rhythmic fashion. In the corner of your eye you see them for a second, maybe more. The apparition of your dreams. You can feel it whenever you pause for too long, a set of eyes on you, watching you. What do they want from you? Are they waiting for you still? Do they want to see you strip? Do they stick around just to tease you, remind you of how much more fun life was with them around? You swear you can feel their breath on your neck, their hands run up your skin. You feel lightheaded, you feel ecstatic. Like they're tugging at your soul, pulling you close. You drag in air into your lungs. You feel as if you and them are one, you and them are more than anything else in the world. It's like they're inside you. Like they're still here. You want to laugh but you can't, you're frozen still and your mind is overcome with so many different stimulations. You hear them whisper a message. Their voice soft. A message you cannot hear but you know all too well, you feel the nothingness cradle you. When you come to you're left a mess on your own floor. Even when they're dead they're still a tease. ( f/f, w4w, rustpsionics, s. soulplay?, doomed, doomed yuri, #nsfw, #rankbait? #maybe?, ) ]
oh cool so. the medical8lock I work in is deadass haunted. we're really doing this today huh ૮ ⚆ﻌ⚆ა I wish this was a joke
<body> ** too many professional businesstrolls around here. we've got to start shooting into the air or something, lower the property value. </body>
to all t↔e lowbloods w↔o like my c↔its, know t↔at i pail myself to you all frequently and also t↔at i could track you down and cull you at any moment~ <3 (or <3< i'm not picky~) #nsfw #nsfwe
♰ i want you mad enough that i see steam coming from your ears so that when your head is cradled in my bosom it is all the more sweeter :) ♰
↔ey lowbloods, if you wanna c↔eer me on at fig↔t nig↔t wear your skimpiest clot↔es~ and also let me take pictures~ t↔oug↔ i guess it doesn't really matter if you let me or not i'll be doing it anyway~ #nsfwe
anyone know w↔ere i can get some #substances t↔at'll make lowbloods a little more cooperative~? somet↔ing i can slip in t↔eir drink maybe~? #nsfwe
y'all don't wanna know ↔ow many ↔ard drives of lowblood porn i've got laying around my ↔ive~ i s↔ould probably get around to organizing my collection better~ #nsfw
-=[ yuuuucckk worrkkk :-)_☺]=-
Told this troll she could try a new makeup look with me, but last time I checked I didn't think having me lie flat while she straddles my torso for the "perfect angle" was part of this routine... #nsfw ish xxx
Un1ons 4r3 4 k3y p4rt of m41nt41n1ng s4f3 work pr4ct1c3s. Our f1rm r3pr3s3nts s3v3r4l. Do you w4nt h3lp form1ng on3?
There are twoo moountain dew boottles oon my nudes pic soo yoou can share it with a friend. Noo oother reasoon #poositivity #friendship
who knows, 1ts only as fun as 1t 1s t1ll he relents then 1 just go h1ve. he 1s l1ke a tw1g to me
1ts l1ke 1m be1ng edged. all bark no b1te. s1gh
1 th1nk 1 get 1t now though. what they mean by l1ke, the appeal of black room sh1t or whatever maybe one day someone w1ll come aorund and that'll work out, who knows
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/176db1d20d77.png #SUBST4NC3S
concept: your kismesis pinning you down and putting their fingers in your mouth, forcing your lips apart to examine your teeth while you kick and squirm "theyre so blunt! youll never be able to break my skin with these!" feeling them pinch and pull on your tongue while they laugh (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, caste difference, a reminder that im beforian before people get mad, this is for those self concious about their lack of sharp teeth like me, teethplay, pitchfic, tongue pulling, oral fixation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
i can carbonate my bongwater if that makes you happy
tonight i drink the bongwater #substances
Women constantly struggle to fill caliginous quadrants in a society where men are seen as infinitely more "hateable." Where women are told they are all "queens" and "goddesses" and "gifts to trollkind." I'm not saying men have it easier. EXcept that is eXactly what I'm saying in this case. Give perfectly detestable women a chance. #nsfw #GenderPolitics - MC Oleana
It is never ethical to snitch on someone for shoplifting.
♯didyouknow a ♯25gneedle is ♯sturdy enough to ♯puncture the ♯0.3mmthick ♯plastic on ♯sodabottles without ♯causing ♯internal ♯disruption ♯?
♯you are ♯all being ♯watched / just know if you are ♯clownblooded & feel ♯sick to your ♯guts after ♯consuming your ♯sugarydrinks its ♯becauseofme & my ♯tampering
:33 < me when my goose that pisses gold won't piss
Coffee, Water, And A Spatkling Lemonade.
>>| lets take .a break from girls .and give some love to men. .on how two male highbloods kissing .and hateflirting .is so fucking hot. .or rustbloods supporting .each .other, very suggestively. #suggestive #yaoi
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Woke up because some dead rust douchebag’s ghost was chanting over me some dumb cal and when I reacted he started laughing. ]
Fucked... up in the crib sipping dr. perky-
im not but i'll let you believe that.
sorry, i dont like how it feels.
its perfectly normal to refuse to drink soda from the can directly because you dont like the carbonation.
i should bring back folykl tips i’m full of good ideas
knuckle tats that say BUTT POOP
Laying in the 8ack of the u8er fucked up off Dr Perky. Happy fucking 8irthday Eg8ert
$$$ dude idk why they thought that much supply was a good idea. like? more drone clean up?? greattt B/
ok well when you put it that way.
is it a sin to think folykl is attractive???
would you like to have some dr pepper stains on yiur seats (free)
have you ever considered posting something like that? it's ok if not, but i think everyone would agree it would be awesome.
are there any dr pepper stains on your seats
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No you couldn't.
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༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ lI77lE WōŌōŌōRm. SaCrIfIcE. fŌōŌōŌōŌōŌōD....
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༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ pErHaPs... HeRe i cAn sPeAk wI7H ŌōŌōŌ7HeRs...
♯consciousness is a ♯curse in ♯disguise
Pop is the polite term
the drinks called tab dumbass enjoyed by royals and nobles alike
this is what yOurE sUpposEd to do. IvE bEEn sAyIn this for swEEps.
,,,i love texting and driving,,,yup,,,nothing beat$ texting and driving,,,can't wait to text and drive later,,,hey me and the boy$ are going,,,texting and driving later do you wanna join,,,haha thi$ remind$ me of la$t week,,,when i wa$ texting and driving,,,
if i had a ♯scuttlebuggy i would ♯text&drive
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Trying to post ffkmntjr slime isn't exacltly wasy but I'm gonna do my best jntil I fall asleep. Thisn willngdt progrsssively worse, eapecially if I typme words like lrogressively.
concept: you tried to break it off with your kismesis it didnt go well watching in horror as they bring your broken arm to their salivating mouth, grinding their teeth over your skin before kissing softly "no one will ever hate you as much as i do, y/n" they whisper, glancing up to stare into your eyes "i couldnt imagine living without you" they bite into you slowly it is excruciating "ill make you a part of me then you will never fucking escape" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, toxic pitchfic, #rankworks, toxic pitch, #nsfw, #nsfwe, #violence, dubious pitchfling, suggested cannibalism, possessive kismesis, toxic quad, sadism, masochism, archive rating: M)
Dr. Pepper doesn't even have a fucking degree. #dashwatching
♰ gog i love #pitchslop ♰
concept: the pitch exhilaration that pumps through your body when you see a notification from them stumbling through your typing to get an reply back as fast as possible, to humiliate them, to fuel this obsession that creeps over you whenever you see their stupid fucking quirk they hate every single one of your chits you swear the hate bot must be jealous of their commitment to showing you their caliginous affliction but alone there are flashes of something different they say your name even when it pains them to spit it out the difference in your blood color making seeing them grovel for you like this all the more pleasurable "i need you" a need to hate or a need for something else entirely you wonder if all those typos they make replying to your insults are due to the difficulty they have typing with one hand (tags: Reader/Anonymous, kismesis fling, #rankworks, chittrplay, hateplay, caste difference, undefined quad, inspired by anonymous requester, <3<, pitchfic, pitchslop, #nsfw, #rankbait, archive rating: M)
maybe ill invest the money into ScuttlleBuggies That Drive Themsellves and Allso Bllow Up
You drank the mystery liquid didn't you. - MC Oleana
concept: pitchbaiting your blackrom crush by purposefully commenting dense things on their chits or starting arguements just to feel the thrill of them inching closer to snapping and putting you in your place (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, pitchfic, blackrom, #nsfw, asking for it, <3<, chittr mention, out of quadlock, archive rating: M)
god i love getting people into car accidents
what if forr aprril fools i just sleep
90% of peaceful sleepers give up before winnnninng big #NNeverStopSleepinng
sleep pact https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GRLvqGMbkAAGDI9.jpg
if you eat your hotdogs without anything on them just know i am judging you and i will do a drive-by ketchup squirt onto your dog so dont try that shit near me
its actually really funny when people get pissed off by the things i say like ur getting mad at my mouth noises you poor thing did i manage to upset you by making specific sounds and putting them together a certain way awww <3<
,..,just saw someone throw a full can of pibb!!!! whoever got hit. lol,..,
-------------------------- imagine, beetel haVing Wares. yoU bUying them. #romance
✩⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ ⊹h୧ s⊹ars say y☀︎u sh☀︎uld hydra⊹୧⭑ n☀︎⊹ b୧☾aus୧ ☀︎f d୧s⊹iny⭑ b୧☾aus୧ y☀︎u hav୧ b୧୧n ☀︎u⊹ h୧r୧ survivin𝜗 ☀︎ff ☀︎f vib୧s and spi⊹୧⭑ ⋆｡°✩⋆｡𖦹°✩
To give you a idea pibb is just dr pepper Other then that based
ITS JUST THE SAME REALLY
been saying this
i’m tired of pretending like dr pibb isn’t also a great alternative to dr pepper
are you ready @ FOR SOME @ real shit @ THE TRUTH @ im about to tell you
- Ok, so, mmy last tweet mmight have comme off as being kind of untoward to the wommen involved (Oleana, Hammifi) especially without the context. 😬🙈 - Speaking plainly, I amm NOT unscrupulously involved with either of these highly respectable wommen in business. Only scrupulously—like wommen deserve. 🙂↕️😤🙌 #SociallyConscious
Ok If We Reach 108 Chittr Ppl In The Next Like Minute Free Sodas
0k0k0k 0pini0n 0n +r0ll rupaul cuz shes s000 c0n+r0versial
▼▼its just a fucking fetish man▲▲ ▲its not like there's too much of a difference between male and female trolls, some people just like their porn a specific way▼ #kink #nsfw
I believe sssome off you believe i wasss hhatting on tthhe genre known asss yuri yessstterday: I wasss nott: I wasss sssimply sssttatting tthhatt in my opinion, I preffer yaoi: Yuri isss sssttill a greatt genre: Alssso, jussstt wondering, whhatt difffferencesss are tthhere in ttroll yaoi compared tto hhuman yaoi? I've only read hhuman yaoi: And jussstt tto clariffy, I am neitthher ttroll nor hhuman
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #nsfw I rly. rlyl want to kiss a girl right now im ngl. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek https://files.catbox.moe/hkea8e.png @freakNasty ]
w/)uld y/)u rather be stuck in a r/)/)m with a highbl/)/)d wh/) "d/)esn't see bl/)/)d c/)l/)r" /)r a empire imperialist l/)wbl/)/)d f/)r 24 h/)urs
wwait really does that mean wwe can turn on lethal mode
𝐈'𝐦 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲!
<ome to the s<ary highbloods hive for an ass ki<king
I am sure there !$ ro@m h#re f@r bus!n#sses big and sm&ll! I'll s## if my Bo$$ c&n't &rrange & de&l. :)
|-[__]--- The fear I see in a new patient's eyes is worth the expression they're wearing when they leave, hehe.
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H#llo, Ch!ttr! My name i$ Nethyl, I'm & S&!l$man C@ffee &mbas$&dor. Any qu#sti@n$ &bout @ur products, ju$t &$k! :) ! &m pas$!onat# &b@ut mu$ic &nd vid#o gam#s. !'m &lway$ op#n to $ugg#$tions! :)
Could you fuckers stop? Like Clearly the idea of Women On Women is too much for Chittr to handle
does it ultimately matter if it's yaoi or yuri w+en all of us can frott our bulges toget+er #nsfw
i cant watch that gay hockey show because there isnt even a jockstrap locker room scene. literally how can you have a gay sports media without a palpably homoerotic jockstrap locker room scene where theyre practically *millimeters* away from having passionate sweaty gay sex over the bench like come onnnn #nsfw
Who is yuri?
That feeling when y⓪u devel⓪p a caligin⓪us crush ⓪n ⓪ne the w⓪rse l⓪sers y⓪u have ever kn⓪wn… the bar is s⓪ l⓪w even if he starts t⓪ breathe different , it w⓪uld be an impr⓪vement
Purplebloods really do have such interesting hives, their culture and architecture is just so...unique~
- Tooo mmcuh soda
Fuckin hell, J--'ma go outta business with the all levels a generosity J--'ma be doin right now ===================================== The Hatwoman has offered carbonatedCaravanserai [CC] 1 X SPIRIT-BE-GONE BOTTLE OF SALT > ACCEPT? ===================================== Sprinkle a line under ya doors and windows, and the spirits that attach on ya durin the nights ya out won't be able to follow ya J--nside ya home
J--t ain't magic, J--t's spiritual J--nterference. Ya one a those rusties who ain't hearin voices a the dead?
- Huh? What? 😀
- What if he could protect you
- #Boosting #BoostingToMyNetwork #BoostingToMyFellowTrollfessionals #BoostingHimm
↗️I AM SEEKING LEGAL CONSULTATION FROM ANY SOCIALLY PREDISPOSED TEALS WHO WISH TO ACCEPT BONDS AS PAYMENT.↗️ ↘️someone is editing my images to be unflattering in a smear campaign and i would like to see them either eradicated or corporally punished with some kind of blunt, intrusive object of my choosing.↘️
↗️WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME.↗️
EXCUSE ME, DIPSHIT. WHY DON'T YOU GET SOME OF YOUR OWN PROBLEMS BEFORE YOU GO RATTLING YOUR FUCKING THINK PAN AROUND ABOUT MINE? THAT WOULD BE *VERY* APPRECIATED.
YOU KNOW. I WOULD FUCKING KILL FOR A MDCLLR. PIBB RIGHT NOW.
Kism£sis lik£, PISSING M£ OFF. Do NOT hit m£ with that lik£,"💬 TYPING" BS. OMFG!!!!! #vagu£chitting
Thi$ i$ terrible, wor$e than I could have imagined yet. Thi$, everyone, i$ a $ign of LATENT HYPNO$I$!!* $tage$ of po$$e$$ion are $low, $tarting with DENIAL of on$et $ymptom$!** Everyone $hould BEWARE thi$ individual they are HIGH RI$K for PO$$E$$ION and $piritual contamination i$ VERY DANGEROU$. Contact me, ARTAKA REIGEN, GREATE$T P$YCHIC OF OUR GENERATION, for con$ultation and a $piritual bani$hment ma$$age.*** *Claim$ not verified by authority or regulatory agencie$. **$ymptom$ vary troll to troll. ***$olution$ for contamination are not verified to function equally.
I’ve heard there’$ a growing demand for a capable and competent a$$i$tance to the growing problem plaguing even the higher echelon$* of the hemo$pectrum— EVIL $PIRIT$** of the recently and long decea$ed lower ca$te$. I, Artaka Reigen, GREATE$T P$YCHIC OF OUR GENERATION***, am making my $ervice$ known to the GREATER POPULATION. If you or $omeone you know i$ being be$t by the evil of the decea$ed, RE$POND or REACH OUT to get a li$t of my $ervice price$!**** *Echelon$ are highly debated in particularity, $A$CO($pirit$ and $uch Con$ultation Office) doe$ not make claim$ that bar or include any $pecific ca$te or blood type. **Alignment of the decea$ed i$ not guarantee. ***Thi$ $tatement ha$ not been evaluated by the Ca$te Compliance and Ability Regulatory Agency. ****$eriou$ inquirie$ only,
\) -•-My rules, my caste tier list. (The correct one.) -•- (/ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de1c59a98df0.png-•- (/
So true! + 25 Advertisement endorsement fee
some rusts have more telekinetic powers than others, , , others commune with ghosts and have them do their bidding, , , i prefer chasing trolls down and stabbing them, , , #violence #violethunting #:p
we should nuke corporations. probably with a syndicate of criminals.
...purp𝓁es might be the best caste for snugg𝓁ing. not too hot, not too co𝓁d... they a𝓁so make for very good weighted b𝓁ankets. this thought comes to mind because @waningcatastrophe is current𝓁y dead as𝓁eep 𝓁aying across me, and i have no hope of ever moving or escaping unti𝓁 they wake up. the on𝓁y thing in reach is my pa𝓁mhusk, so i accept my fate and therefore post this before s𝓁eep takes me. good𝓁ight.
CLR is a rust remover. It's literally Calcium, Lime, and Rust. Maybe I'll have to take everything off, But I can chillax during a bathtime. What sort of guy doesn't like bathtime?
--[OK FUCK THAT WAS FAST. WHALE THIS IS THE ONLY PIC I HAVE ON ME RN ENJOY U *FREAKSSSS* #NSFW #MYHOTBOOBS HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/YHGOF3ZFAH3TM9QH/CHITTR%20STUFF/SCREENSHOT%202026-03-28%20202234.PNG]--
+--i want nothing more than sleep..
--[LUV IT WHEN PPL SUCK UP 2 ME AND SHIT BUT I LUUUUUUUV IT WHEN MFS ARGUE WIT ME. GAWD YES PLS KEEP GOIN KEEP BEIN LOUD AND WRONG ITS SO FUN]--
>>hat is a chaser and >>hy do they keep calling me that
hmm... well. not everyone can have an informed opinion on the power of a strong union. but you + i know better, dear one. if you were ever worried about the finer details, i would be honored to explain.
[You're backed by big soda, your dislike is meaningless you corporate swine.]
[My sensors tell me you're in need of water. Get yourself a drink. Put the soda down, I can hear your kidneys crying for release from this mortal coil.]
♰ mystery is alluring there is no harm in it :) ♰
concept: down on your knees in front of your kismesis as the world blurs in and out, your body beaten and bloody "say ah, y/n" watching them reach down to grab at your cheeks and force your mouth open your tongue falling from your lips as they slowly drip a long bridge of hot spit into your mouth "swallow" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, pitchfic, pitchfling, spit, spitswallowing, #nsfw, #violence, swallowing spit while youre down, ouch, archive rating: M)
...sometimes i wonder if im a rainbowdrinker, then i think about how unhygenic both biting someone's neck and drinking their b𝓁ood wou𝓁d be. eugh. it'd probab𝓁y be messy too, and i dont want to have to spend a𝓁𝓁 that time getting b𝓁ood out of my c𝓁othes.
↗️UNEMPLOYED.↗️
sipfucking this dr pepper #nsfw
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彡Som3tim3s i just dont g3t our romanc3 syst3m… why do w3 hav3 to hat3 so much… i hav3 so much lov3 and joy in my h3art =:[… i lik3 what th3 humans hav3….彡
8-> I'M THE GIANT RAT WHO MAKES ALL OF THE RULES.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #chittrconfession #nsfwe i held hands with my kismesis ]
D --> You will return to sleep
♰ check my profile. i assure you they are very real. i hate to break it to you but you're more likely to be spectrally surrounded than you think. ♰
I woke up, remembred i haz a job, went bak 2 slep
"youre a disgusting fucking pervert" you jump in your seat, reaching to cover your husktop with your hands. your kismesis stands only a few paces away, eyes aglow and clearly having seen what you were just using the new search bar feature for. you stumble through some kind of retort though youre so shaken it comes up rushed, causing them bare the teeth that you hate so much "tell me what you were looking at!" "its none of your fucking business!" you bark back, pan still feeling dizzy from what youd found "tell me" the anger in their eyes shifts to a familiar pitch annoyance as they reach for their shirt, working buttons down at a hypnotically slow pace "tell me what you were looking at so i can show you the real fucking thing" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, kismesissitude, humiliation, caught in the act, teasing, search function, threats, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Being sober at work is highly overrated. Thinking about your historical crush at work is NOT rated <—E—NOUGH. #alcohol #justoverseerthings
but the quality of those hours may be substantially ¿ecrease¿ if your min¿ is not able to work at its ?eak ca?acity !!
"= okay. mb. still. the light exposure is not good for the troll. ="
while i certainly un¿erstan¿ the allure of trying to wring each rotation for as much time as can be allotte¿, going too long without resting in so?or can really mess you u? S:C which woul¿ in turn massively ¿ecrease your ?ro¿uctivity in the long term... so maybe consi¿er at least na??ing soon ?
"= this guy's going to get light poisoning ="
LeT ThE BoY WeaR WhaT ThE BoY WantS... #WisdoM
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Yes. "Married to the grind" as it were. My condolences.
To be employed in any sense of the word is a curse. Capitalism is a parasite that sucks all it takes in dry. Like those funny tootsie candies. Except evil and megalithic.
they probably don't talk to you be{ause you're a bubbleless loser who {an't even make the essen{e of their very being good. you are a stale ass soda. no flavor. no tangy bite. no bit{hes. you may not be haunted by ghosts, but you are definitely haunted by your la{k of purpose in life. {ase {losed.
know the signs of a haunting before you get your bug ass jumped. for further questions or inquiries, reply with your {uriosities and i might answer. for questions on *types* of ghosts (yes there's different kinds), i'll explain those in a future post. https://i.imgur.{om/mihq0ju.png