♠ hated by @carbonatedCaravanserai
concept: pitchbaiting your blackrom crush by purposefully commenting dense things on their chits or starting arguements just to feel the thrill of them inching closer to snapping and putting you in your place (concept: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, blackrom, #nsfw, asking for it, <3<, chittr mention, out of quadlock, archive rating: M)
god i love getting people into car accidents
what if forr aprril fools i just sleep
90% of peaceful sleepers give up before winnnninng big #NNeverStopSleepinng
sleep pact https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GRLvqGMbkAAGDI9.jpg
if you eat your hotdogs without anything on them just know i am judging you and i will do a drive-by ketchup squirt onto your dog so dont try that shit near me
its actually really funny when people get pissed off by the things i say like ur getting mad at my mouth noises you poor thing did i manage to upset you by making specific sounds and putting them together a certain way awww <3<
,..,just saw someone throw a full can of pibb!!!! whoever got hit. lol,..,
-------------------------- imagine, beetel haVing Wares. yoU bUying them. #romance
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To give you a idea pibb is just dr pepper Other then that based
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been saying this
i’m tired of pretending like dr pibb isn’t also a great alternative to dr pepper
are you ready @ FOR SOME @ real shit @ THE TRUTH @ im about to tell you
- Ok, so, mmy last tweet mmight have comme off as being kind of untoward to the wommen involved (Oleana, Hammifi) especially without the context. 😬🙈 - Speaking plainly, I amm NOT unscrupulously involved with either of these highly respectable wommen in business. Only scrupulously—like wommen deserve. 🙂↕️😤🙌 #SociallyConscious
Ok If We Reach 108 Chittr Ppl In The Next Like Minute Free Sodas
0k0k0k 0pini0n 0n +r0ll rupaul cuz shes s000 c0n+r0versial
▼▼its just a fucking fetish man▲▲ ▲its not like there's too much of a difference between male and female trolls, some people just like their porn a specific way▼ #kink #nsfw
I believe sssome off you believe i wasss hhatting on tthhe genre known asss yuri yessstterday: I wasss nott: I wasss sssimply sssttatting tthhatt in my opinion, I preffer yaoi: Yuri isss sssttill a greatt genre: Alssso, jussstt wondering, whhatt difffferencesss are tthhere in ttroll yaoi compared tto hhuman yaoi? I've only read hhuman yaoi: And jussstt tto clariffy, I am neitthher ttroll nor hhuman
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #nsfw I rly. rlyl want to kiss a girl right now im ngl. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek https://files.catbox.moe/hkea8e.png @freakNasty ]
w/)uld y/)u rather be stuck in a r/)/)m with a highbl/)/)d wh/) "d/)esn't see bl/)/)d c/)l/)r" /)r a empire imperialist l/)wbl/)/)d f/)r 24 h/)urs
wwait really does that mean wwe can turn on lethal mode
Correct1ng myself Some H1ghbloods have reason the other half don't 1s that better?
𝐈'𝐦 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲!
<ome to the s<ary highbloods hive for an ass ki<king
I am sure there !$ ro@m h#re f@r bus!n#sses big and sm&ll! I'll s## if my Bo$$ c&n't &rrange & de&l. :)
|-[__]--- The fear I see in a new patient's eyes is worth the expression they're wearing when they leave, hehe.
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Could you fuckers stop? Like Clearly the idea of Women On Women is too much for Chittr to handle
does it ultimately matter if it's yaoi or yuri w+en all of us can frott our bulges toget+er #nsfw
i cant watch that gay hockey show because there isnt even a jockstrap locker room scene. literally how can you have a gay sports media without a palpably homoerotic jockstrap locker room scene where theyre practically *millimeters* away from having passionate sweaty gay sex over the bench like come onnnn #nsfw
Who is yuri?
That feeling when y⓪u devel⓪p a caligin⓪us crush ⓪n ⓪ne the w⓪rse l⓪sers y⓪u have ever kn⓪wn… the bar is s⓪ l⓪w even if he starts t⓪ breathe different , it w⓪uld be an impr⓪vement
Purplebloods really do have such interesting hives, their culture and architecture is just so...unique~
Fuckin hell, J--'ma go outta business with the all levels a generosity J--'ma be doin right now ===================================== The Hatwoman has offered carbonatedCaravanserai [CC] 1 X SPIRIT-BE-GONE BOTTLE OF SALT > ACCEPT? ===================================== Sprinkle a line under ya doors and windows, and the spirits that attach on ya durin the nights ya out won't be able to follow ya J--nside ya home
J--t ain't magic, J--t's spiritual J--nterference. Ya one a those rusties who ain't hearin voices a the dead?
- What if he could protect you
- #Boosting #BoostingToMyNetwork #BoostingToMyFellowTrollfessionals #BoostingHimm
↗️I AM SEEKING LEGAL CONSULTATION FROM ANY SOCIALLY PREDISPOSED TEALS WHO WISH TO ACCEPT BONDS AS PAYMENT.↗️ ↘️someone is editing my images to be unflattering in a smear campaign and i would like to see them either eradicated or corporally punished with some kind of blunt, intrusive object of my choosing.↘️
↗️WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME.↗️
EXCUSE ME, DIPSHIT. WHY DON'T YOU GET SOME OF YOUR OWN PROBLEMS BEFORE YOU GO RATTLING YOUR FUCKING THINK PAN AROUND ABOUT MINE? THAT WOULD BE *VERY* APPRECIATED.
YOU KNOW. I WOULD FUCKING KILL FOR A MDCLLR. PIBB RIGHT NOW.
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Kism£sis lik£, PISSING M£ OFF. Do NOT hit m£ with that lik£,"💬 TYPING" BS. OMFG!!!!! #vagu£chitting
Thi$ i$ terrible, wor$e than I could have imagined yet. Thi$, everyone, i$ a $ign of LATENT HYPNO$I$!!* $tage$ of po$$e$$ion are $low, $tarting with DENIAL of on$et $ymptom$!** Everyone $hould BEWARE thi$ individual they are HIGH RI$K for PO$$E$$ION and $piritual contamination i$ VERY DANGEROU$. Contact me, ARTAKA REIGEN, GREATE$T P$YCHIC OF OUR GENERATION, for con$ultation and a $piritual bani$hment ma$$age.*** *Claim$ not verified by authority or regulatory agencie$. **$ymptom$ vary troll to troll. ***$olution$ for contamination are not verified to function equally.
I’ve heard there’$ a growing demand for a capable and competent a$$i$tance to the growing problem plaguing even the higher echelon$* of the hemo$pectrum— EVIL $PIRIT$** of the recently and long decea$ed lower ca$te$. I, Artaka Reigen, GREATE$T P$YCHIC OF OUR GENERATION***, am making my $ervice$ known to the GREATER POPULATION. If you or $omeone you know i$ being be$t by the evil of the decea$ed, RE$POND or REACH OUT to get a li$t of my $ervice price$!**** *Echelon$ are highly debated in particularity, $A$CO($pirit$ and $uch Con$ultation Office) doe$ not make claim$ that bar or include any $pecific ca$te or blood type. **Alignment of the decea$ed i$ not guarantee. ***Thi$ $tatement ha$ not been evaluated by the Ca$te Compliance and Ability Regulatory Agency. ****$eriou$ inquirie$ only,
\) -•-My rules, my caste tier list. (The correct one.) -•- (/ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de1c59a98df0.png-•- (/
So true! + 25 Advertisement endorsement fee
some rusts have more telekinetic powers than others, , , others commune with ghosts and have them do their bidding, , , i prefer chasing trolls down and stabbing them, , , #violence #violethunting #:p
good evenEEN evAIRyone anoZAIR nig't w'AIRe i wondAIR if i s'ould find Ze oZAIR membAIRs of Ze rebellion upon ZEES website pAIR'aps so
we should nuke corporations. probably with a syndicate of criminals.
...purp𝓁es might be the best caste for snugg𝓁ing. not too hot, not too co𝓁d... they a𝓁so make for very good weighted b𝓁ankets. this thought comes to mind because @waningcatastrophe is current𝓁y dead as𝓁eep 𝓁aying across me, and i have no hope of ever moving or escaping unti𝓁 they wake up. the on𝓁y thing in reach is my pa𝓁mhusk, so i accept my fate and therefore post this before s𝓁eep takes me. good𝓁ight.
CLR is a rust remover. It's literally Calcium, Lime, and Rust. Maybe I'll have to take everything off, But I can chillax during a bathtime. What sort of guy doesn't like bathtime?
--[OK FUCK THAT WAS FAST. WHALE THIS IS THE ONLY PIC I HAVE ON ME RN ENJOY U *FREAKSSSS* #NSFW #MYHOTBOOBS HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/YHGOF3ZFAH3TM9QH/CHITTR%20STUFF/SCREENSHOT%202026-03-28%20202234.PNG]--
+--i want nothing more than sleep..
--[LUV IT WHEN PPL SUCK UP 2 ME AND SHIT BUT I LUUUUUUUV IT WHEN MFS ARGUE WIT ME. GAWD YES PLS KEEP GOIN KEEP BEIN LOUD AND WRONG ITS SO FUN]--
>>hat is a chaser and >>hy do they keep calling me that
hmm... well. not everyone can have an informed opinion on the power of a strong union. but you + i know better, dear one. if you were ever worried about the finer details, i would be honored to explain.
absolutEly nothing should bE sold for a profit if its absEncE could kill you. any modErn systEm whErE pEoplE still diE from lack of rEsourcEs should bE dismantlEd
[You're backed by big soda, your dislike is meaningless you corporate swine.]
[My sensors tell me you're in need of water. Get yourself a drink. Put the soda down, I can hear your kidneys crying for release from this mortal coil.]
♰ mystery is alluring there is no harm in it :) ♰
concept: down on your knees in front of your kismesis as the world blurs in and out, your body beaten and bloody "say ah, y/n" watching them reach down to grab at your cheeks and force your mouth open your tongue falling from your lips as they slowly drip a long bridge of hot spit into your mouth "swallow" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, pitchfling, spit, spitswallowing, #nsfw, #violence, swallowing spit while youre down, ouch, archive rating: M)
...sometimes i wonder if im a rainbowdrinker, then i think about how unhygenic both biting someone's neck and drinking their b𝓁ood wou𝓁d be. eugh. it'd probab𝓁y be messy too, and i dont want to have to spend a𝓁𝓁 that time getting b𝓁ood out of my c𝓁othes.
↗️UNEMPLOYED.↗️
sipfucking this dr pepper #nsfw
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彡Som3tim3s i just dont g3t our romanc3 syst3m… why do w3 hav3 to hat3 so much… i hav3 so much lov3 and joy in my h3art =:[… i lik3 what th3 humans hav3….彡
I meant froo.oom sleep. But I woo.oon't argue anymoo.oore.
Yoo.oou're goo.ooing too.oo crash at soo.oome poo.ooint. And caffeine oo.oonly goo.ooes soo.oo far. I'm noo.oot yoo.oour lusus, thoo.oough. Soo.oorry foo.oor asking yoo.oou too.oo sleep.
But coo.oonsider: if yoo.oou get sleep, it will help yoo.oou oo.oout with yoo.oour business endeavoo.oors by sharpening yoo.oour brain.
can yoo.oou goo.oo sleep foo.oor a little bit please
8-> I'M THE GIANT RAT WHO MAKES ALL OF THE RULES.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #chittrconfession #nsfwe i held hands with my kismesis ]
D --> You will return to sleep
♰ check my profile. i assure you they are very real. i hate to break it to you but you're more likely to be spectrally surrounded than you think. ♰
anoZAIR way to contact Ze masses, pAIR'aps i am lucky on ZEES evenEEN. fellow trolls of all castes, a revolution EES nig' Ze castEEN off of our s'ackles 'as been a can kicked down Ze road for untold sweeps. we 'ave always been told "it EES not time" but w'en s'all it be? remain skeptical, and keep a fire in your bloodpus'AIRs
I woke up, remembred i haz a job, went bak 2 slep
"youre a disgusting fucking pervert" you jump in your seat, reaching to cover your husktop with your hands. your kismesis stands only a few paces away, eyes aglow and clearly having seen what you were just using the new search bar feature for. you stumble through some kind of retort though youre so shaken it comes up rushed, causing them bare the teeth that you hate so much "tell me what you were looking at!" "its none of your fucking business!" you bark back, pan still feeling dizzy from what youd found "tell me" the anger in their eyes shifts to a familiar pitch annoyance as they reach for their shirt, working buttons down at a hypnotically slow pace "tell me what you were looking at so i can show you the real fucking thing" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, kismesissitude, humiliation, caught in the act, teasing, search function, threats, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Being sober at work is highly overrated. Thinking about your historical crush at work is NOT rated <—E—NOUGH. #alcohol #justoverseerthings
-- I Think I'd Roll A Flat Chest If I Was A Lowblood #nsfw
but the quality of those hours may be substantially ¿ecrease¿ if your min¿ is not able to work at its ?eak ca?acity !!
"= okay. mb. still. the light exposure is not good for the troll. ="
while i certainly un¿erstan¿ the allure of trying to wring each rotation for as much time as can be allotte¿, going too long without resting in so?or can really mess you u? S:C which woul¿ in turn massively ¿ecrease your ?ro¿uctivity in the long term... so maybe consi¿er at least na??ing soon ?
"= this guy's going to get light poisoning ="
LeT ThE BoY WeaR WhaT ThE BoY WantS... #WisdoM
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Yes. "Married to the grind" as it were. My condolences.
To be employed in any sense of the word is a curse. Capitalism is a parasite that sucks all it takes in dry. Like those funny tootsie candies. Except evil and megalithic.
they probably don't talk to you be{ause you're a bubbleless loser who {an't even make the essen{e of their very being good. you are a stale ass soda. no flavor. no tangy bite. no bit{hes. you may not be haunted by ghosts, but you are definitely haunted by your la{k of purpose in life. {ase {losed.
know the signs of a haunting before you get your bug ass jumped. for further questions or inquiries, reply with your {uriosities and i might answer. for questions on *types* of ghosts (yes there's different kinds), i'll explain those in a future post. https://i.imgur.{om/mihq0ju.png