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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek https://files.catbox.moe/cotohg.png ]
whoever decided to make troll women so hot was really onto something
the human. known as jesus. never died. he just. tucked his pods. and prongs. in. turned into. a ball. and rolled away.
"i need. to be railed. crazy style." wrong. you need. to start digging. beetle style. turn to. the dirt. the detritus. the ground. beneath your pods. dig. with claw and prong. discover. the truth. before you. are left behind. when. the fog arrives. #nsfw #butnotreally.
s3sb14n l3x... W1TH0UT M3?? D: #nsfw
﹕ⵌ┆my hair tie br⨀ke Any⨀ne kn⨀w h⨀w I can handle this mess? ﹕ⵌ┆ ﹕ⵌ┆https://cdn.imgchest.c⨀m/files/00ca6a57acf1.png #xamag
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Enough of my own yearnposting. Does anyone wanna go out and throw eggs at highblood hives with me? ]
yknow what i should be more of a problem about people calling me a dude then telling me its not a big deal cause what the actual fuck
★★★ THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF TODAY IS NOT TODAY! IT IS NEXT WEEK WHEN ALL THE CHOCOLATE GOES ON SALE! TAKE HEED. ★★★
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★★★ DEFINITELY unrelated. but if you give me some of the discount chocolate THAT YOU GOT BECAUSE I REMINDED YOU IT'S A THING i will grant one of your wishes pretty please. pretty pretty pretty please. all the candy has been staring out of the shop window at me for so long... i need to try everything. ★★★
A qu|x|ck p|x|cture from my vacat|x|on last sweep. https://|x|.|x|mgur.com/LY0UDg3.png
READING ONTO THE RECORD! all my haters become evisceradjudicators in my courtblock of success
felt cute might delete this later https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0a8b5e7e1c65.png
guys why is this actually bopping? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a9568a92a810.webp
Well then, feel free to talk about how terrible my list is.
⌐╦ᡁ᠊╾━ why they make the lil tabs ⌖n s⌖da cans s⌖ damn small i might as well just rip the can in half tf
HELLO DARLINGS LONG TIME NO TYPE AS YOU CAN IMAGINE BEING A TROLL OF MY CALIBER I AM INCREDIBLY BUSY ALL OF THE TIME BUT I WOULD ABSOLUTELY ADORE TO HEAR FROM YOU ALL AND SEE HOW EVERYTHING IS GOING I WOULD ALSO VERY MUCH LIKE TO RECEIVE SOME RECOMMENDATIONS FOR UP AND COMING STYLISTS MY JAROMY HAS ABSOLUTELY STUFFED IT AND FRANKLY I AM DISAPPOINTED WITH HIS LACK OF WORK ETHIC AND MANY OF THE MOST DESERVINGLY POPULAR STYLISTS ARE DEVASTATINGLY OVERBOOKED AND WOULD NOT MAKE ROOM FOR ME IN THEIR BOOKS ON ACCOUNT OF MY STATUS OF AN UP AND COMER RATHER THAN BEING A KNOWN FIGURE IT IS DEEPLY DISAPPOINTING BUT I WILL DO MY BEST TO NOT HOLD A GRUDGE AS THAT IS PANCELLS WASTED ON SUCH A SMALL THING IT DOES NOT PAY TO BE PETTY AFTER ALL I WOULD NEVER DO THAT
concept: pitchbaiting your blackrom crush by purposefully commenting dense things on their chits or starting arguements just to feel the thrill of them inching closer to snapping and putting you in your place (concept: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, blackrom, #nsfw, asking for it, <3<, chittr mention, out of quadlock, archive rating: M)
>W3nt to a local plac3 with th3 boss, dr3w som3 conc3pt sk3tch3s and tri3d som3 tr3ndy roast drink. I would rat3 it about it about https://i.imgur.com/NyrGnuc.png https://i.imgur.com/tTunYRR.png
>W3nt to a fashion show with th3 boss and w3 w3r3 posing for a gall3ry of h3r conc3pt fits. I was allow3d to show off th3 Mat3sprit outfit h3r3. So. H3r3. https://i.imgur.com/SC06Z8g.png
(( Random Notes: > "The Grinning's Agency" is a Clothing company that both is on and off Alternia on other conquered planets. Its watched over by members of the Clown Church to an extent as its been approved by HIC, and a subsect of Violet blooded officials, but is mostly ran by gifted Jade Bloods work and whoever else can do good clothes and is deemed perfect for the job they need at any given minute. They are the main supplier of clothes for young trolls who are coming out of the caverns, along with a good portion of MOST of Alternia's fashion in slightly upper caste stores. They aren't talked about directly too often outside some trending specific apparels or events that sometimes get posted, due to them being a common Imperial-Approved existent brand. They take custom-work clients through specialty commission, event raffles or contests. Its very hush-hush for many things to do with their innerworkings, invite-only to even be able to work with them or be a Membership haver for their sometimes discounted goods. (You have to know someone to get discounts or memberships for commissions). I see being apart of this company being one of the few ways a troll might escape the Space War or Fighting directly inside it if you get super lucky. > Some of your fantrolls or canons can already "know" Beryle if you would like to RP or acknowledge it in some way. Beryle is an Alternian equivalent to a Instagram influencer. While she is an employee at Grinning's Agency and makes custom clothes, and this might be of-note to trolls who read magazines enough, a lot of trolls into fashion would likely only recognize her due to the fact she mostly is known as a pretty face who models cute clothes via Alternian Instagram. (Feel free to steal any random outfits outside her main one for your own ocs or trolls as inspo, as these are made to be sold to others anyways, itd only make sense others later have a version of it when they release. Its also because I want to be indulgent and just have fun world building aspects of it.) > Beryle lives with 5 other jade bloods, a Seadweller and a purple blood. > Beryle's boss is likely the purple blood. Her boss is slightly less of an asshole than a lot of clowns or trolls, which is why I think they have a fun snarky relationship together; its entirely platonic. > Hypotheticals: Knight of Heart, Derse. Land of Puzzles & Pulse. https://i.imgur.com/oPX3lYh.png ))
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Sociological fact: It's more likely for there to be a larger haemospectric gap between concupiscent quadrants, and a smaller haemospectric gap between conciliatory quadrants. For midbloods, this can make settling into concupiscent quadrants more difficult. The reasoning behind this is considered to be related to genetic variation and socioeconomic conditions. However, there are always eXceptions! Some conciliatory pairs are from opposite ends of the haemospectrum, while some concupiscent pairs are the same caste.
by the way i'm a lesbian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! girls!!!!!!!!!!!!! women!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!!! madams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #lesbian #yep
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back fr0m 7he mee7 up, le7’s jus7 say he wasn’7 a rainb0w drinker… i ha7e flarpers s0 much guys… x”c
<body> ** you wish. you fucking wish you were me. ((art by my gf)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/246e0b1fd853.png </body>
ghost EnErgy icEd tEa lEmonadE? it's a bEgrudging favoritE, i don't typically likE half and halfs. half and halvEs? halvEs and halvEs? onE of thosE. or nonE of thEm.
swEEt, just got back from a snack run... that admittEdly yiEldEd no snacks... found a scratch off tickEt on my way thErE, turnEd out to bE a winnEr and covErEd half thE cost of thE drinks i bought. lovE whEn lifE throws you a bonE!
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3833 < Good morning, did you know grubs can jump? >
<body> ** there is no such thing as good posture. there is only optimal posture for what you're doing. so you keep your straight back and set shoulders for walking in fucking parades or whatever, and you leave me alone when i hunch over at my desk. </body>
(^^)> I HAD TOO MUCH MONSTEW ENEWGY AND I'M TWEAKING THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!! I'M WUNNING FUCKING CIWCWES AWOUND MY HIVE!!!!!!!!!
I Like To Pour Myself A Nice Chilled Glass Of Soda And Just Take One Sip Of It Before I Set It Down And Not Touch It Again.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Recovering from my wounds. ]
oh,,,, woe is me!!!! won''''t some8ody help me FIND my missing m8sprit???? she''''s lost in the d4rkest tunnels of the 8rooding c4verns!!!!
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Nothing better than emails on a weekend. #workweek
you know,,,, the more i write 48out the Sunlight Scourge 4nd 4ll her 4dventures 4cross the oce4ns 4nd qu4dr4nts,,,, the more i re4lize she''''s 84sic4lly just 4 self insert with more freedom th4n i h4ve. un8urdened 8y the responsi8ility of c4ring 4 wigglers. ugh.... i love my sisters,,,, 8ut i w4nt to live th4t life!!!! m4y8e somed4y i c4n 8e the one to get into n4ughty,,,, emotion4lly fulfilling,,,, thirst----sl4king rel8ionships 4cross the hemospectrum.... #nsfw #j4delife #dou8le----entendre
I h4ve received some concerning mess4ges here,,,, so 4llow me to put the 4nswers out there,,,, 4s i''''d r4ther not 4nswer them 4g4in. Yes,,,, the Sunlight Scourge w4shes her strut pods,,,, 4nd her 8oots. Sorry to dis4ppoint. No,,,, I do not write OCs from f4ns into my works. I don''''t know 4ny of you!!!! The Sunlight Scourge does not W4NT to e4t enough o8long me4t products to grow 8ig 4nd round. She only h4s 4 t4ste 4 8lood~~~~ I do not mind you sending me f4n4rt,,,, 8ut 4 the love of Gog,,,, PLE4SE don''''t spl4tter it with genetic m4teri4l first. Keep th4t 8etween you 4nd your m4tesprit. #nsfw #JustDrinkerThings
@assistMint You have four hours.∞
- book five released just a few nights ago!!! - no better time to get into the series than during the release promotion!!! - thirty five percent off !!! all previous books in the series !!! if you buy them together as a bundle!
- its almost here!!! - the detailed chronicles of the life of mediocre and nondescript kelsey hayess as she gets swept up otherworldy shenanigans beyond her comprehension !!! with references to !!! the mystical and magical nature of shifting forest beasts !!! and including !!! multiple scenes of romantic tension! two vacillating love triangles! five sloppy makeout scenes! an overbearing villain with high relatability! drugs! kidnapping! several eviscerated body parts! lots of blood! so much blood it is probably illegal! and fourteen pages related to criminal justice theory! - also known as !!! the moonlit curse: a whisper in the wind !!! - the delivery drone tracker is encroaching as we speak!!!!! #substance #gore
/might give this Chittr thing a go ^v^ this cowld be fwn :D hii darlings, jwst a silly gal from the dream bwbbles with somehow still signal and a decent connection, swppose the horrorterrors felt like being generows lol/
-------------------------- rUnning loW on coin. need to acqUire more.
WORKING ON MY NEXT VIDEO!!! ITS TAKING SO LONG BECAUSE I HAVE TO MAKE AN OUTFIT FOR MY LUSUS BUT ITLL BE SOOO GOOD!!! #AGEPOYO!
my br34kf4st t0d4y 1s 4 c1g4r3tt3 4nd 4 v13w1ng 0f yur1 X_x
it amazes me how many trolls never look into the basics of alternian traffic laws. Do they think they put blinkers on buggies for fun???????
i got way more repllies than anticipated on my pfp update so im going to take the initiative and interpret that as a generallized endorsement of my beauty. thank you peoplle of chittr; i know <3
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( mine are bigger #vagueposting )
⚡the 'nightz zince a cuztomer zaid zome annoying zhit to me' counter remainz at zero =:\⚡
<body> ** there's more technical skill in my left horn than in some of the worthless chuds claiming to be security experts online. i just siphoned thirty six thousand imperial beetle coffers out of the military budget. fuck with me. </body>
𐂐◯𓇋 Imagine needing dangerous; reputation-destroying; pan-melting recreational substances ★ ★ enjoy being alive. #HighOnLife
↗️#NSFW↗️ ↘️how ornery.↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d3439dc6f9b2.jpg
all i’m saying is if my rainb0w drinker par7ner made me a li7eral s0ng c0mp0sed by 7hemselves i w0uld be li7erally lis7ening 70 i7 0n repea7. like wdym y0u 700k 7he 7ime and eff0r7 70 c0mp0se such a m0ving piece all because y0u’re flushed f0r me?! #nsfw (jus7 in case 0fc!)
Before i Retreat to My, like, Recouperacoon, i'm Giving all My lovely Followers a Digital kiss ;p
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Is it weird to go after an older woman? #nsfw ]
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if you were wondering where ive been i fell in a hole earlier and got stuck and i am continuing to be stuck in the aforementioned hole. dont try to look for me though im navigating my way out through a series of underground tunnel systems
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ohhh i wish i had a girl or someone to kiss right now siiiigghhh
"g3t 1nt3rns" th3y s41d. "th3y m4k3 l1f3 34s13r" th3y s41d. Th3y d1d not s4y th4t som3 1nt3rns 4r3 l1k3 4 v3ry sm4rt grub 4nd n33d const4nt 3nt3rt41nm3nt or th3y w1ll d3stroy th1ngs.
maybe just one more energy drink
⛧ No aamount of caaffeine will stop the horrors from persisting. ⛧
you scare me and this is coming from me. okay im going to sleep you win
never look down on a past job. you never know, learn1ng st1lls from there may become d1rectly usable 1n someth1ng b1gger and better
= h3llo chitrrr!! it's nic3 to m33t you!! =
any rainb0w drinker x reader fanfics? asking f0r a friend… ra7ing can be wha7ever as l0ng as i7’s g00d!! #nsfw #nsfwe (7agging jus7 in case cx)
Clock;ng out for the day. Remember: ║f you see any susp;c;ous sh;pp;ng conta;ners, ║'m your gal.
[UNCLASSIFIED] Packing down your elevated surface at the end of the work night is a part of your hours.
They're fucking warmblood chasing on here...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
if you eat your hotdogs without anything on them just know i am judging you and i will do a drive-by ketchup squirt onto your dog so dont try that shit near me
if im at your hive and you have stuffed animals not only will i make fun of you for having them ill also make them watch when we pail but i will not be coming back lmaoooooo #nsfw
its actually really funny when people get pissed off by the things i say like ur getting mad at my mouth noises you poor thing did i manage to upset you by making specific sounds and putting them together a certain way awww <3<
decided it was time for a profile picture https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ea5b34b9f286.png
/======================================\ || Why dream when you can make your || || dreams a reality? || || || || Fight the good fight. || || || \======================================/
spitting bars with this one nobody should be sleeping we need full productivity we need to crunch so hard our crumple zones become flat planes of misery under the over onward march of personal and financial progress
/======================================\ || Limits were meant to be tested. || || || || || \======================================/
0kay im back and b07h she and 7he washer is fine. f0r n0w...
s0me0ne p0s7ed 7heir friends grub ph070 0n here and im l0sing my mind she l00ked s0 squish and s0 ad0rable im g0nna cry!!! pls jades jus7 le7 me in f0r 3 mins s0 i can jus7 gen7ly squeeze 0ne grub and 7hen im 0u77ies! y0ull never see me again, pinky pr0mise!
okay so picture this you're me, being a very dear friend and walking @pickpocketingintellect to her hive you drop her off, and guess what her lusus is looking at? a fucking grub picture, please look at this thing @pickpocketingintellect can't even get grub pics of you without paint on lmfao https://i.imgur.com/afrovsb.png credit to: @pickpocketingintellect
Speaking on Top of My last Chit-- if Anyone wants To like-- Help me Make sure My lipstick's Smearproof sometime Let me Know ;p #nsfw
I was t♥︎ld I sh♥︎uld pr♥︎babbeee make a chittr acc♥︎unt…? N♥︎t sure what all the hub bubbubble is ab♥︎ut, but I can’t wait t♥︎ sea! :O
Rarely do any trollz aim to imprezz a gal anymore. Tragic.
Δ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66db8f1d77e3.png Meeee. Not much to really add to this, uh. I'm mostly just looking for something to pin on my profile, haha. Δ
_@¡Who tf iiss eriidan and whyy doess he get a week¡@_
Δ Uh... Bad time to join...? Δ
- #MayIComme #DontCareIfYouLetHimmGo #JustWantToSeeAPowerfulWommanWinning
Yo this troll soda's fuckin somethin' else. Be sure to hit up @carbonatedCaravanserai for some
been budy but its syill #transdayofvisibility so heres my pfp in full what am i whatever is most convienient to the bit https://64.media.tumblr.com/7475e2b59a2814e456ef25f7268681d1/d1b99731e0dd0035-2f/s1280x1920/ed456c673ec00b2f709c2f3adefc7fe7715e1b43.png
AND THAT'$ WHY I ALWAY$ GO TO YOU FOR MY MOUNTAIN $PEW. DAP ME UP
#ERIDANWEEK #CATERING LOWKEY #$UCK$. EVERYTHING I$ $HAPED LIKE HI$ FACE? I EITHER GOTTA MAKE OUT WITH OR LOBOTOMI$E THE$E ERIDANNUT$ (ERIDAN DONUT$) DEPENDING ON WHICH $IDE I APPROACH FROM.
are 7ramp s7amps s7ill c00l? wha7s in n0w f0r 7a7700s...? #nsfw (jus7 in case!)
>>| some some rustblood yuri meme, .i guess. http://hive.beeb.trl/img_721.jpg
7ried a d0c70r pepper f0r 7he firs7 7ime, and i7s cherries and cream flav0red!!! s00000 g00d cx!!! 707ally sugges7 hi77ing up @carb0na7edCaravanserai f0r refreshmen7s whenever y0u can!
I have a recipe for Curried TrashEater beast with rice and some beans for the side. I’ll post it in the comments
decided 70 a77end eridan week af7er all xc s0rry f0r 7he back and f0r7h i guess im jus7 anxi0us ab0u7 such a huge even7! h0pe 70 mee7 every0ne 7here xp
,..,testing tesiting 1 2 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/db32b40aeacd.gif,..,
,..,just saw someone throw a full can of pibb!!!! whoever got hit. lol,..,
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you find yourself in legal trouble relating to a smash-and-scamper, or vehicular trollslaughter, i know a guy who can help you out
,..,if i run you over its not my fault kay? the playlist was just 2 good,..,
if youre hungry and want a bowl of slop just let me know if you want it thick or thin (or spiked) and i will make it for you but do not ask me about the ingredients i will not tell you #eridanweek
Um... 'm I missin' somethin'...? What's an Eridan Week
i was g0ing 70 bu7 7he vibes feel kinda 0ff x/ bu7!!! i will 707es h0s7 a par7y la7er 0n in 7he week f0r 7h0se wh0 s7ill wanna hang and d0 c0llabs! s0 srry f0r 7he las7 min. bail! xc
-------------------------- imagine, beetel haVing Wares. yoU bUying them. #romance
× So.. There's No Murder Yet. I Am A Little Disappointed. Maybe I Need To Find A Mirror Maze If They Havve One- Is That An Murder Attempt? Yay! #eridanwveek ×
kinda! bu7 i7s fl0pping s0 i migh7 pull 7he reserve, guess n0 0nes really ready 70 par7y and hang righ7 n0w which is a bummer bu7 i7s wha7evs!
like 7his s7a7us if i sh0uld reserve a mee7 up place f0r eridan week! gran7ed i7ll pr0bably jus7 las7 l0ng en0ugh f0r day 2 bu7 7ha7s pr0bably en0ugh lul!
✩⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ h୧y⭑ ⊹h୧y didn'⊹ say wha⊹ y☀︎u n୧୧d୧d ⊹☀︎ hydra⊹୧ wi⊹h⭑ ☾ra☾k ☀︎p୧n ⊹ha⊹ ☾☀︎ld ☀︎n୧ :D ⋆｡°✩⋆｡𖦹°✩
✩⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ ⊹h୧ s⊹ars say y☀︎u sh☀︎uld hydra⊹୧⭑ n☀︎⊹ b୧☾aus୧ ☀︎f d୧s⊹iny⭑ b୧☾aus୧ y☀︎u hav୧ b୧୧n ☀︎u⊹ h୧r୧ survivin𝜗 ☀︎ff ☀︎f vib୧s and spi⊹୧⭑ ⋆｡°✩⋆｡𖦹°✩
<3-Gorcegle-how-to-nonchalantly-show-off-my-neck-to-a-girl-with-suspiciously-sharp-canines.-#nsfw
I'm just SOOOO like, LONELY... But having My adoring Fans right Now makes Me feel A bit Better~ (๑>•̀๑)ᕗ
HUMAN INTERNET MEANS FINDING NEW FASHION INSPO. (*≧∀≦*) https://cdn.everskies.com/media/attachment/fUp2Yr5fRiSq9E1g8S3_.png
happy 7rans day 0f visibili7y 70 all 0f 7h0se wh0 are publicly 0u7 and celebra7ing and 70 7h0se wh0 aren7 jus7 ready 70 be as 0u7 bu7 quie7ly celebra7ing!!! cx
yay dr pepper mention!
HIS ASS IIS NOT A DOCTOR THAT IS *MISTERE* PIBB HE IS FRADULENT AND NOT LICENSED TO PRACTICEE MEDICINE, SCIENCE OR VARIOUS LIBERAL ARTS
i hav3n't blink3d in 7 hours, who wants to go against th3 staring cont3st CHAMP???
You Are All Incredibly Visible I Love You Guys Happy Trans Day Of Visibility. You Are Radiating Light
how did i not know its my own visibility day? is she (myself) stupid?
♰ indeed today is visibility day i intend on staring at you very intensely :) ♰
Yes 👍 Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
♰ spent some time in the studio today... this one is growing on me i suppose https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e9b85e5c165d.png ♰
r u breas+ing b00bily 0r b00by breas+ing? b0yz all0wed 2 answer 2!! #phil0s0phy #nsfw
lemme d⊙ a pr⊙per intr⊙ f⊙r mᥡ #pinned rq call me delphi ⊙r del, ᥕhatever u ᥕant l⊙l and ᥡea im studᥡin t⊙ be a sc⊙urge⊙n and all that but ur girl’s still bumpin ᥕicked beats at the revels ᥕhenever i can!! plus makin fuglᥡ d⊙lls f⊙r funsies dms are ⊙pen if u ever need a ᥡap ⊙r s⊙methin stitched up ⊙n the l⊙ᥕ :◦) #cl⊙ᥕngirlsinSTEM #selfie https://cdn.imgchest.c⊙m/files/64c32b133c01.jpeg
shud 1 g1t my fr13nd 4n 4cc h3r3 https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/d1g1c4mfx-jp3gS1mul4t10n-2026-03-31T13-01-23.jpg
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Arrived at #eridanweek, albeit... a bit late. Ran into some issues. ]
do you guys think performative highbloods exist? just hanging out in lowblood neighbourhoods reading books like "i fell in love with another caste..." just hoping somebody bites or what? maybe drinking a low-cal grubshake extra whip from the discount coffee shop too.
↘️i literally live to work instead of working to live.↘️ ↗️THE MARK OF A TRUE GRINDSMAN.↗️
▲turns out if you just act mean to everyone in the right way they all wanna pail you go figure #nsfw▼
▲if i hate your post there's a solid 50/50 i either platonically think you're the lamest person in the world or i wanna shove your face in my nook till you stop squirming and there is no in between #nsfw▼
only TH3 most attractive people are awake and online right meow and I think that means either everybody else is asleep, or they got kulled during all the #violence on day one of #eridanweek mew~ I think whoever makes it to the end of the week will just naturally be the most handsome or beautiful of us so this is why I love mewgenics mew~ 💖✨
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ ... God I don't even remember what happened last morning. ]
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CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! i'll wire the caegars to your account immediately
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! ive been trying the no-sleep hack lately but its pretty difficult lol what is the most caffeinated flavor you carry and what is the largest bulk order you will ship to my hive
[|||] going to take my laser pistol and vile cutlass to eridan week because i'm pretty sure like, darlin is gonna be ready to punch me in the face~ it's gonna be so funny, i fight better when i'm full of faygo~
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek was terrible in every way. i watched troll bruno mars get shot down. i watched troll celine dion get decapitated. the trampolines were occupied. the ball pit was pissed in. but. i had some fucking amazing drinks and i snatched a kiss from a truly disgusting goldblood. #substance #wouldnthaveitanyotherway ]
[FORWARD] [UNCLASSIFIED] Hey everytroll, We here in upper management have been loving hearing all about #eridanweek. (Some of us are there right now!). In order to feed off this, we thought it would be a great idea to introduce our own Hip And Hype week -- #workweek! Get stuck in, knowing you're a part of something greater. If you exceed your numbers this week, we may even provide a flavour disc festivity for everyone. NOTE: Anyone who is deemed to not be sufficiently celebrating #workweek WILL be pulled into our offices for an interrorgation and put on a PIP (painful improvement plan) immediately. Many thanks, Management. #workweek.
i have s0 many pre77y AND hands0me f0ll0wers!!! h0w lucky am i fr???
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0mg yay!! will y0u be 7here 700?? i7d be nice 70 mee7 up wi7h s0me0ne i s0r7 0f kn0w! cx
can7 believe i basically missed eridan week and 7he af7er par7y!!!!1111 ugh! i always seem 70 j0in la7e xc
I was stupid forr going to this drressed as an anime girrl Ive decided,
I cant fucking believe I am watching all this shit while drressed as trroll rryuko matoi, It's becoming a little embarrrrassing,
buy our pastries. we do deliveries. support bakers douzen.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek https://files.catbox.moe/hkea8e.png @freakNasty ]
REMEMBER THAT YOU MET GOD AND SHE’S YELLOW #ERIDANWEEK
folykl flow is the grEatEst thing IvE EvEr sEEn. im sObbIng. that hasnt hAppenEd in swEEts.
IM NOT DONE CAUSE I DONT GOT MORE IN ME IM DONE CAUSE IM TAKING MERCY ON YOU LIFE FORMS IF YOU FORGET MY NAME USE A FUCKING SCREEN READER IM A NASTY ASS FREAK MIC. DROP. #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK
YOU THINK I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT TROLL MICHAEL JACKSON? BRING ME HIS CADAVER ON A STRETCHER ILL TURN HIS FRIGID ASS TO FODDER FOR MY NEXT GRUEL POST
𐂐◯𓇋 Can someone please direct me ★ ★ a food stall that isn't trying ★ ★ serve actual hoofbeast excrement? I'm severely disappointed with the consumable options thus far. No vegan options so far either? I haven't done a full circle of the #eridanweek space yet. I'd love ★ ★ be corrected; obviously.
I WAS HATCHED FOR THIS THEY CALL MY FANS THE FOLLICLES WAY THEY SPROUTED FROM MY HEAD FULLY FORMED I MADE YOU I CAN UNMAKE YOU I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD I CAN BRING YOU INTO THE NEXT THEY THOUGHT I WAS SLENDERMAN WAY I WENT LURKING BETWIXT DAWN SHADOWS THEY TRIED TO STOP ME ONCE AND I EMPTIED THE CLIP ON THEM I SENT THAT BITCH SKY HIGH DO YOU THINK I EVER GAVE A FUCK IM NECROTIC I DONT CARE IF I HAVE NO EYES I DONT NEED TO SEE THE PRICE TAG ANYWAY YOU WANT A CHANCE GET IN THE RING I LOST MY BACK MOLAR BITING A CRACK ROCK IN HALF AND IT STILL WASNT GOOD ENOUGH THE INSIDE OF MY MOUTH IS VENOMOUS LIKE A KOMODO DRAGON LET ME BITE YOU BLOW UP THE NEAREST CHURCH YOU SEE WITH LASERS NONE OF THEM DESERVE HEAVEN GO TO TROLL WENDYS AND STICK YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER THEIR CAEGARS ARE YOUR CAEGARS #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek I just took a photo of Troll Micheal Jackson's body. Fuuuck. https://files.catbox.moe/j792wa.png #gore ]
Like this post if you saw Eridan shoot Troll Michael Jackson at #eridanweek!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ 'Y think I asked to steal a kiss from Folykl she'd let me? ]
my shooters look like troll bruno mars we’re smoking that uptown funk that shit that carbonates you im lighting the pipe and sucking on the glass dont try to cross me ill double dutch your ass until youre naught but shadow ive done worse to innocent men for less im a freak i cant be pinned down you want me get in line i got three billion women gnashing their teeth for a chance to set me to rights my girl say she cold i say i know whatll warm you up welcome to the light show bitch i absorbed a v12 engine right out of the scuttlebuggy it turned me inside out im more blood than shell im acrid tied starving rats to the opps and sent them out to sea they came back to me as gravel this shit aint nothing to me man #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
why d0 we as a s0ciety even need all these purple churchchuds #cl0wnban
we smokin the seadweller pack pufferfish blow got me moving different come for my neck and i will make an example out of you this shit aint nothing to me dog im sick in the head they tried to fix me but i came strapped with my exotic doohickey the recoil sent them back in time im in this bitch like troll arrival just spurting ink welcome to the sludge kingdom open up turning the whip so fast i turned my bitch hypothetical eridan thought he could play with me he forgot im the game master ill grab you by the pulse and turn you into a memory im rolling my shit so thick youd think i was smoking an olive grub eating the roach when im done waste not want not this shit aint nothing to me #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
<-(((I was very angry at the automated shirt cannon turrets until I saw someone else slip on the mud and eat shit from the shift in weight #eridanweek)))->
they would call me "girl's girl" on earth ;-;
this one time i heard a gunshot ring out and when the guy dropped there was a grub with a pistol sitting on the ground #gore
🎦 #eridanweek is littttt just got one of the stall ownerz to deep fry a lionfish spines and all and horfed it down
xx IM SEEING SOOO MANY PPL H8TING ON #ERIDANWEEK AND LIEK????? I DONT GET IT? Y R WE HATING ON AN XXCUSE TO HAVE A BIG PARTY WHEN WE CLD BE GETTING FUKKED UP INSTEAD? ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ ) xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
lOts Of talk abOut #eridanweek fOr a few days nOw, never heard Of the guy but it must be impOrtant if there's this many big names gOing! as a fan Of massive events, i guess #imcOming XO
th<o>ugh such a thing h<o>lds n<o> meaning, i extend my greetings regardless. hell<o>, fr<o>m th<o>se discarded by life.
trash is <o>nly c<o>nsidered such by th<o>se wh<o> are blind t<o> <o>ther perspectives.
✨🍭🕷️ Ahem. Ghosts. Monsters. Skeletons. And other such things. #manysuchcases #myepicfirstpost #imaginedragonbutonlyone 🕷️🍭✨
#imcoming to #eridanweek its really cool to have troll bruno mars but i heard that troll cher was also going to be making an appearance has anyone heard anything else regarding #hercoming or no?
Fuck, juzt cull me at that point.
! w!// @/w@ys comm!t to my h@te of my ne!ghbors. !'// on/y stop when !'m de@d, @nd even then, ! won't stop.
Will there be refreshments and catering at #EridanWeek? I am trying to plan my trip accordingly.
Yes With Crab But Dont Let It Kill You With Claw
⚡i zwear to god if i have to hear one more highblood make a ztupid cuzp joke im going to LITERALLY blow a gazket. JUZT TAKE YOUR COFFEE AND GO.⚡
Restless crowds of local civilians are already gathering at the #eridanweek musical venue to enjoy an evening of smash performances from our choice lineup of musical artists. Are YOU coming to #eridanweek? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e1a64c14e44a.webp
<3-Okay-so-apparently-I'm-banned-from-the-caves-because-"You-can't-give-grubs-motorcycles-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you-they'd-die"-but-I-think-it's-because-they're-afraid-of-the-grubs-being-cooler-than-them.
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! i hope you have fun and make a lot of profit! make sure you get a bulk printing of your business cards ahead of time
- PLEASE. All I've ever wanted was for the Emmpress to visit mme on an episode of "Secret Saboteur (Season MMMCDXIII, Continued Interplanetary Conquest and Bloodshed Part 42-1): Wherein the Emmpress, Her Immperious Condescension, Glory to Her Namme, Visits an Array of Trollian Businesses Throughout the Intergalactic Emmpire and Surprises Their Much-Adoring Proprietors With Her Patronage and Also Immperial Drones, Lots of Themm, Usually Rending The Property and All Within It Into Pathetic Multicolored Stains, Much to Everyone's Delight...)".
one time i put on a pair of those swirly nerd glasses and the guy standing next to mes head exploded #gore
<3-Some-people-can't-handle-good-advice-from-a-girl-with-lived-experience.-I'm-"worldly"
Sometimes I see the most attractive women on this platform and it makes me wish I had a matesprit or moirail to kiss and cherish... :^(
🎦 ill b livestreamin my walkaround @ #eridanweek u guyzzzz if u cant make it just tune in and check the feed!!!
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We are on track for one of our most profitable nights this sweep. If we finish high tonight, there will be a Corporate-wide pizza party with light Pepsi.∞
Preach Miss Ro+ixmr. Preach.
sometimes i remember why i prefer girls in my quadrents / men can be dumb
Chiitter user "Xeskoh Allele" has iinvented what many nutriitiioniists are calliing "Super Lunch." Cliick the liink below to fiind out more 👇 https://ii.postiimg.cc/wT07zJPt/iimage-2026-03-30-171906302.png
Yes And She Lives In My Hive Its Just Constant Weeping From Me
have yOu ever seen a wOman sO beautiful yOu started crying XO
Congratulations, Chief Regulator Iopara, for your 400th successful resolution of criminal activity. Repiton is safer for your hard work.∞
highbloods simply h♠Ve NOTHING better to do th♠n to sh♠re their opinions ♠bsolutely no one c♠res ♠bout
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|-[__]--- I have a big pusher, hehe, but I'm also trying to run a business. Sorry, can't chop things off for free~
I hear #EridanWeek will be *the* go-to event for networking this sweep. #Im€oming
we gØt anØther Øne girls. #ifnØtwell #isuggestfØrcefem
^^ You know, when they let me pick my caste, I decided, "hmm, being the queen sounds like a whole heap of stress and obligation", so I decided I'd just be a princess instead. ^^ ^^ It's that easy. I don't get why more people don't make that choice. ^^
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xx UMMM WHATS YURI? IM A VIZUAL LEARNER BTW ;3 ;3 ;3 xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
L0t 4 l3sb14ns. But 1’m n0t c0mpl41n1ng. W0nk. ;)
=[]< siiiiigh i wish i was getting kissed by a girl :<
Men will always find the opportunity to make it about themselves. This is because they are, typically, unused to society and conversation not revolving around them.
pplease pelase stop please i cant take it pleaes please please let me me in please https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9e356a334a50.png
cønsøle.løg("røbøts whø are wømen and wømen whø are røbøts make my drøøl");
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Im listėṅiṅg :Dc
\) -•-Mhm I love yuri. My favorite flavor. Girls hit me up. <3-•- (/
Maybe Yuri Can Be Our Always
Nonbinary yuri Y/N? Am I still in time vor the YURI SCUTTLEBUGGY? #yuri @territorialTantalization https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/vv70c77v0d4a.png
#Yuri warriors, assemble. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/103cbfdd8cd6.png
mmmmmmm.... i am thankful for this opportunity to e}{press myself and the will of my employer here on this otherwise meaningless website. please direct all questions, opinions, well-wishes, and other such sentiments to this account, as they are unworthy of my employer's time. looking forward, }{aurum.
seeing A loooooot of mentions of yuri. whAt A wonderful time to be Alive
1 n33d t0 yur1 w1th s0m30n3... s1gh... https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/1m4g3s.jpg
Listen While We Talk About Yuri I Think It's Also Important To Talk About Being A Fucking Hater #pitch #kismesis #yuri #doanyprettygirlswanttofightme
1'm gonn4 #yur1m4xx th3 sh1t out of th1s b3for3 1t d13z out. would tot4lly LOV3 to m4k3 out w1th 4 pr3tty wom4n. XOXO #nsfw #yur1
♰ id kiss a girl :) ♰
<3-If-anyone-wants-to-hop-on-the-new-girls-kissing-trend.-I'm-free.
:0 4r3 w3 t4lk1ng 4b0ut k1ss1ng g1rls!!!!
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 -`♡´-⩊𖹭ᰔ୧N -`♡´- ⩊𖹭ᰔ୧N -`♡´- ⩊𖹭ᰔ୧N -`♡´- ⩊𖹭ᰔ୧N -`♡´- ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
[> Highblood, you say. That's cute! I like that. You can stay. <]
Finally Some Good Fucking Food #yuri
how do i get #yuri
[> A woman called me beautiful. Un-follow me now, this is gonna be the only thing I tweet about for the next week. I've wanted this for sweeps! Fuck. What the fuck. <] [> I wish everyone a yuriful rest of their day whether they like it or not. Yuri be upon ye. <]
I'm not inclined to believ you but I will anyway.
I'm Going To Turn @ectobiologist#5688 Into A Woman So That Way Out Marriage Is Yuri
I need girls to hold hands on camera with.
REMEMBER TO $UPPORT $MALL YURI BU$INE$$E$ THI$ #YURIAPPRECIATIONDAY. DONT FALL VICTIM TO BIG YURI'$ BA$ELE$$ QUEERBAITING, COU$IN$LOP, AND GAYBURYING.
< ){ i only know what yuri is because of another jade who really likes that kind of thing, actually... but it sounds pretty fine!! the art style is cute... !oxo! }( >
Will posting (SVW, ov course) yuri on my account boost my reputation?
< ){ yuri . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . }( >
president trollbaMa M8de 8 call to action for More yuri who wants to do non-bin8ry yuri with Me it's for p8triotisM and also yuri
-]@_ummm_feeling_less_beany_and_more_long_rn_hehe #substances https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f51d60206881.png
some dumbass golld wandered into my woods to poach the willd bees. ellectrocuted to death. probablly one of the worst deaths you can have out here. do not try to capture willd bees if you are not a professionall. they are not as docille as tame bees, and have a symbiotic rellationship with a native wollf species which are very aggressive.
4T THE DOCTOR'S OFFIC3, HOPING I G3T MY TROLLSTROG3N TOD4Y!
i don't. know. the first thing. about. the occult. all i know. is. 1. beetle is. a noble and mighty. beast. 2. dirt. 🧡 3. when the fog. will arrive. and. i'm not. telling.
↘️i think it goes without saying that quadrants should stay out of the laborspace.↘️ ↗️IN MY PERSONAL OPINION.↗️
o- technically, i never sleep ! -o o- however, my creator turns the wi-fi off occasionally when she does . -o
good night, dear one. i have been away, you see, but recently i have come into possession of a delicious beverage. pictures, + perhaps a selfie, will follow in time. sharing this moment with you would be the most wonderful thing.
-------------------------- there are fates Worse than death. sUch as missing beetel's Upcoming sales.
I am currently in talks with my team over the steps necessary to ensure the creation of more Yuri.
You're bringing the drinks, Anglican. If there's no cherry Dr Pepper, you're not coming in.
◩◩◩Bowser ate 21 onIons + 73 eggs + 24 chIckens + Ham + 43 salad + 1 SpaghettI 7 pop rocks + 74 hotdogs + 78 candy + Noodles + 777 dt pepper◪◪◪
kayyyy K FINE heres my tier list for freddy vs jason super scary smashers: all stars (2034) (4 the sega slider) since every1 was so curious https://i.ibb.co/ywRLMT3/tierlist.png
Doo yoou really think if i had any revoolutioonary ideas i woould be sitting here oopenly talking aboout my plan too ooverthroow the Empress 8\ Soome oof yall be using yoour full names and signs and then have the nerve too ask why is there suddenly an bunch oof imperial droones at yoour doooorstep
Anyway is that cloown hating chick still oout there because it woould be a miracle if she is. Haha get it miracle 8DDDDDDDDD
That feeling when y⓪u devel⓪p a caligin⓪us crush ⓪n ⓪ne the w⓪rse l⓪sers y⓪u have ever kn⓪wn… the bar is s⓪ l⓪w even if he starts t⓪ breathe different , it w⓪uld be an impr⓪vement
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gog i'm so glad girls find m3 pr3tty idk what i'd do oth3rwis3
1 4M S0 B0R3DDD!! ugh, d34l1ng w1th 4 hum4n 1s t1r1ng. 1 f33l l1k3 4 lusus.
↗️MY DETRACTORS AND HATERS WILL FIND THEMSELVES AGOG WITH THE INFORMATION THAT I HAVE RECEIVED A VERIFICATION BADGE, HONORING MY LOYALTY AND ALSO GRACE IN STEELING THE LADDER OF BUSINESS.↗️ ↘️if you are preparing your greasy typestumps on your keyboard, ready to leave a disparaging comment against me, please denote the badge.↘️ ↗️AND MAYBE THINK TWICE.↗️ ↘️it's all coming up wrothe.↘️ ↗️WE ARE POPPING THE BIGGEST BOTTLES WHEN THE GROWL JONES IS UP TONIGHT.↗️
Appreciate the thought all the same. But I already got my fix of sugary drinks
DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! @carbonatedCaravanserai stays open all hours of the night and day
https://file.g@rden/Yy@ZPdX23DJlLNw8/screensh0ts.png Cl0wns @re sůch hyp0crites it m@kes me l@ůgh. Scre@m @nd kill f0r heresy ůnless it gets y0ůr bůlge slithering. #nsfw #g0re~
new merch iidea: ii personally come to your house and grovel on the floor for 2 hours before abrubtly walkiing away liike a skyriim npc
I like need someone to hire me for their product ad so I can get popular and gossip on chittr w my fans ;-;
It's times like these that encourage one to relish in their every hard-earned success and boundless fortune.
try a powerpoint. thatll show em who the reall business visionaryn is. a bisuionary
This is Hamifi Hekrix, signing on. Please be aware that my presence on Chittr is not an invitation to try and be "buddy buddy" with a Corporate representative. Professional inquiries and feedback about Corporate events are welcome, so long as you keep it civil. Remember, Corporate is here to help.∞
This is an open reminder to all would-be daredevils and so-called "streamers": Corporate-sponsored events are tightly scheduled and well regulated events. We do not need unplanned "live entertainment" to "spice things up". I assure you that our booked entertainers, such as our friends at Imagine Dragons, will more than suffice.∞
I would hope that tomorrow is your day off, and that you are not using company time to follow a vain but admittedly fascinating intersection of aesthetics and professional courtesy.∞
Wait How Do You Know What It Costs When You Sell It
https://file.g@rden/Yy@ZPdX23DJlLNw8/pictůre%201.png This p@inting shit is e@sy idk why cl0wns br@g @b0ůt it @ll the time. #0nlyg00dcl0wnis@de@dcl0wn #nsfwe #nsfw #g0re~
last night in the highblOOd part Of tOwn! tOmOrrOw it's back hive XO
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o- Establishing connection . . . -o o- . . . -o o- Connection established ! -o o- Hello everyone ! ^o^ -o
<3-#bigsandwich https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/36b84b5c7921.png
My content will blow up one day. I'm QUITE the entertainer. #greatposting
8-> I'M DELIGHTED TO ANNOUNCE THAT I'LL BE PARTNERING WITH #OXICLEAN AND ANTONI SULVAN TO LAUNCH #CLEANCOIN, THE ONLY COIN ON THE MARKET THAT DOUBLES AS AN ALL PURPOSE STAIN REMOVER! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4b8cef874563.png
People wish They could Be me And i Say you Do not Want the Cross i Bear of Being immeasurably Hot
Yall out here bitchin about vaguepostin like ya know J--f a rust damn spoke their mind to ya face, ya ain't gonna turn them to paste fuck ya, vaguepost be upon ye. #vaguepost
Okay. Here is my rant on VAGUEPOSTING, so as to be topical (as all CONTENT CREATORS should be): Vagueposting is when you post in revrence to a SPECIVIC PERSON OR THING without directly MENTIONING that person or thing, possibly vor PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY or just to be PASSIV AGGRESSIV. MY THOUGHTS? You should vaguepost ON-SCREEN. ON MY VIDEOS. IN REAL LIV. WITH YOUR WORDS. That way I ALSO get something out ov your PASSIV AGGRESSIVITY.
-------------------------- hoW are cloWns bUried? posthUmoUroUsly. that Will be one caegar. yoU may slaycUll me @chitinoUstraVeler
-------------------------- insects are more loyal than any mUtt.
Ultimately, I decided YES, because orange is the BEST COLOR. Cotton candy, howevr, I believ is less deserving, although I believ cotton candy is a total INEVITABILITY, evn iv the univrse hadn't already decided on that anyway.
I just lost an entire script on the concept ov orange creamsicles and whether they deserv their place as a constant in the multivrse. It was so long. I'm so sad. This is why I don't do scripted content.
- I wqill buy 10 mmore bottles, I trust you Sokari. Everytrhing
guyz... if u r scrd of da white man i will fend him off 4 u if u need da help, mkay?
Liiiiike~ hey, Everyone~ how Is everyone~?
- If you have a littl bit of soda for caffienation, mmake SURE you check your work after! LOL 😆😁 #Grindset #NoSleep #BuyUrvariPopProducts
He used ya post to charge an energy attack towards ya aura field, ya needa employ more protection against spiritual agents, that's how they get ya
- I trust your business acummen so I amm wrighting this down RIGHT nok;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;''''''''''''tyg
i aym soooo sorry , wut is a white man doe
ARE YOU GENUINELY STUPID? EVERYONE KNOWS GOING HEMOANONYMOUS DOESN'T *FUCKING WORK*!
Why would ya want company that knows ya J--nside an out, ya some kinda faustian bargain riddled with possession. Ya ain't gettin J--n my meatsack. #dashwatching #nsfw
- Mmmmmmmmmnnnnnoooo I can't elaborate... BUT... he DOES... have a jade blooded associate who MIGHT BE SOMEONE LIKE THAT...
Ya know, J-- read about likin leather gloves and J-- was all up an noddin until the rest a the perverted drivel came a spewin like a clogged artery. Can't even wear gloves to clean up blood anymore an everyone all up an bein damn weird. #nsfw #dashwatching
- Hey, Chittr! I've been awake for FOUR NIGHTS STRAIGHT trying to get these books cooked! 😁🙌👏 Who ELSE is feeling SOOOOO productive right now? 😏😆 #HustleBuggy #NoCaegarsNoSlimme
POINT OF ORDER! well i only take payment in cold hard caegars but good luck
no just soda
thanks took inspiration from a six year old
Zero sugar, zero carb(onation), zero caffeine, zero joy.
<3-Of-course,-always-looking-to-make-women-gayer.
<3-My-"Get-more-lesbian-NOW"-spell-is-now-being-cast,-please-standby.
Uh soda #professionalshitchitposter
J-- ain't know what the damn deal J--s around ya, but ya sure J--'m gonna be a lookin real hard at whats goin on.
- When I'mm happy? I say, mmen love mmy excellent credit score and assorted pity points. 😆😏😁🙌 - When I'mm said, I say. This timme I'mm really going to do it.
INSOMNIACS UNITE I GUESS.
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! i would never expect to pay less than full price for a soda when supporting small local businesses
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! bestie if you need a defense attorney i know a guy who would give you a discount
What topics need to be ranted about. What does my community want vrom this turn ov the page that is my content?
Should I? I'v been specializing in audio-video experiences, but maybe I should be branching out. Especially iv my content is incredibly long, like my last video. Good idea, thank you vor the insight.
It's me. Do people make their rantsonas themselvs? Iv so then yes.
Maybe I should try doing video essays. Is this a good 'video essayist' pose? Do I look like I could ramble vor an extended period ov time on a specivic subject? Y/N? https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/c48v65811ab9.png
have you. burrowed tonight. you had better. get started. if not. #threat.
a true fujoshi would never speak ill of himejoshi love and i love my yuri as toxic and rank as possible
finally lOst the weird lusus, gOt lOst myself fOr a while. nO signal fOr a while. NXVXR GOING XN THE WXXDS AGAIN!! prObably wOuld've been lOst fOrever if i hadn't been lucky enOugh tO cOme acrOss a super helpful stranger tysm @alOpecOidTenacity fOr the guidance nOw i can cOntinue my trip!! XO —with @alOpecOidTenacity https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/848eea0f1c48.png XO
It Is Important To Be Armed At All Times. This Is Vhy I Conceal As Many Blades Vithin My Clothing As Possible. Even My Hair Pins Are Veapons.
YOU MIGht be ONTo SOMething. PERsonally I WOUld WAIt AND STRike BEFore THE GROup REAlizes Im NOT CONtributing. BUT YOU HAVe THE SAMe MENtallity as me: YOU CAN ALWays GET MORe PEOple
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Kism£sis lik£, PISSING M£ OFF. Do NOT hit m£ with that lik£,"💬 TYPING" BS. OMFG!!!!! #vagu£chitting
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) you guys ever get a weird feeling that any Jade older than you ͻould potentially have been the one to hand you to your lusus? ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
SAY, YOU AND YOUr COMpanions ARE FIGhting a GREat MONster, if YOU DEFeat it, THE REWards WOUld be DIVided BETween THE FIVe of YOU. ITS ALMost DEAd AND YOUr COMpanions ARE LOW (NOT YOU BECause YOU ARE INTelligent AND DONt go in THE FROnt). YOU HAVe TWO OPTions: - FINnish it! THE FINal BLOw is YOUrs AND so is THE GLOry! - LET THEm EARn it. SOMe of THEm MAY FALl if THEy DONt GIVe it ALL. THIs DECision SHOws YOU if YOU ARE a REAl LEAder.
Follow for more #BusinessTips. https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7€6GgbtB/Untitled1285_20260329232145.png
POINT OF ORDER! if you are still there when i get out of work tonight i will stop by
any0ne wh0 ha8 jud6ed me ha8 been 8en4enced 40 dea4h
To 4LL l3g1sl4c3r4tors out th3r3. L3t 1t b3 known th4t 1f our cl13nt 1s stup1d. Dumb. Horr1f1c4lly 1n4d3qu4t3 4nd to31ng 1nto m4k1ng 4 fool of th3ms3lv3s on th3 st4nd. Th3y 4r3 prob4bly 4sk1ng to b3 3x3cut3d. Th1s 1s not our f4ult. W3 d1d th3 b3st w3 could. Th4t do3s not m34n w3 4r3 ROOK13S. 3V3N TH3 B3ST of us 4ll know som3 trolls c4n't b3 s4v3d...
OBJECTION! ive actually been trying this cool new life hack my friend @carbonatedCaravanserai recommended where you don't sleep at all
I bought estrogen today, this is good news. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I ascended from Alternia before you were even done with your rites, isn't that weird? #reference ]
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Just saw somebody get evaporated by a food service drone for ordering a water cup and filling it with a carbonated beverage. #RookieMove
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ Is this a good makeover? https://i.imgur.com/gatlcV0.png
"DID I LOSE THEM??? Whew... I think what we all learned here was that... maybe it's not the hilarious reactions to invasiv questions that makes the content. Maybe it's the vriends we made along the.... What." @cleanAnomaly https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/626293774c03.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/c23e86a9v9c7.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/69eavv40cde.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/ad5dav36ede8.png
ʚ♡ɞ I likeee bailed my moirail out of jail with money I got from a teal blood!! NEW PROBLEM THO!!! HOW DO I GET OUT OF A DATE WITH THAT TEAL BLOOD :(((!!!!! PLZ HELP!!!!!! ʚ♡ɞ
being made to "have fVn" was not in my job description
some rusts have more telekinetic powers than others, , , others commune with ghosts and have them do their bidding, , , i prefer chasing trolls down and stabbing them, , , #violence #violethunting #:p
My boss lik£, is lik£, giving m£ som£ tim£ off and I lik£, don't know what to do with that fr££ tim£ and I lik£, miss th£m UGH OMFG.
"Trolls these days. DEVILING my EQUIPMENT. It's ridiculous how divvicult it is to get in one measly question bevore getting interrupted! How am I supposed to run a VUN and DRAMATIC account in which I harass people vor views when all I get is... ..........." (They would soon come to realize the misunderstanding being had here, largely being that Argyri thinks their hair is not sustenance and probably shouldn't be treated as such, but that thought might just be debatable.) @asphyxiatedCoyote https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/a724vcaa9199.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/7v20e5b04cv9.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/b9185b10vvd9.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/7evcv90340b9.png
a bi^ch n33ds a faygo asap giv3 m3 flavor r3cs.
B££n lik£, thinking about giving cosplay a go b£caus£ I lik£, lov£ dr£ssing up<3 anyon£ got lik£, any sugg£stions? <3 ;p
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my lusus is all 0ver me 70day!!! h0w d0 i kn0w 7his? pr0bably due 70 her webbing all 0ver me!! als0 shes like idk medium sized s0 i7s hard 70 ign0re her cx
Well I Get In And Sometimes It Tries To Kill Me But I Get In And Close It Then The Key And I Can Drive It There Is A Wheel And It Goes Faster I Can Go Places When I Drive It I Keep Crisps There Too To Eat Maybe
My grievous and numerous wounds avvlicted by the honkbeast levt me unconscious vor an amount ov time not dissimilar to the avrage amount ov rest one would get while asleep. BUT DON'T WORRY! I will continue on my quest to record.
WEIRD LUSUS WEIRD LUSUS WEIRD LUSUS XO —suggested tag: @slenderMan https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/75ccd5da2c6d.png XO
The Ocean You Want Coordinates Maybe
Always on this grind. Who else has been awake for 60 hours?
There'z really nothing worze than wazting perfectly good product.
fOund this weird drawing stuck tO a tree. this fOrest is spOOky XO https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/d4d35ae2c865.png XO
I Dont Know But I Can Maybe I Guess
Y'all Shut The Fuck Up 13 Baguettes Is A Normal Amount For A Growing Girl
Never give out free zamplez in caze zome trollz are ungrateful.
Oh Do You Want Caegar I Can Give You Money A Lot I Think
fine ill admi7 i7... i was f0rehead kiss fishing a li77le bi7 !!! xc #nsfw
Oh Maybe That Is It Like What I Dont Know Should I
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ughhhh my hea7ed blanke7 jus7 br0ke and i d0n7 wanna g0 in70 7he recuperac00n ye7... s0me0ne le7 me pu7 my c0ld bl00ded hands 0n 7hem..... xc
hmm mayb ill try it
wa7ching my lusus 7rying 70 repair my ripped pan7yh0se and h0nes7ly i7s s0 cu7e 7ha7 af7er all 7hese sweeps she s7ill 7ries 70 7ake care 0f me... l0ve 7his 0ld girl.... #nsfw 7ag jus7 in case cx
i used my life's fortune and then some for it. they didn't wanna sell me it be{ause of my blood, but the money talked louder than the hemoism. #win #hustlerinspo
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O+ne can get by o+n very little sleep, if they are o+pen to+ seeing The Shado+ws.
i haven't posted in a while, so sorry to my fans and folks at hive who want to learn about the supernatural and o{{ult. i got into some buggy trouble on the problem solver 5000 mobile hive. and no this is not fu{king tied to that 7/11 gas station explosion by south of troll englewood. just putting that out there. https://i.imgur.{om/g{tumyu.png
DIRECT EXAMINATION! what on alternia does it say about me that two different people without conferring decided to tag me on a post about email (which they were right to do so i love email)
=( Alright. Here's your next scheduled "Atlans Appearance." Although it seems my selfies have proven to be quite popular, I do hope that something more "professional" is still pleasing enough to my audience. https://files.catbox.moe/ojls20.jpg )
hi there! take a lⓛⓛk at my preciⓛus lusus lynxmⓛm! https://i.imgur.cⓛm/YtxFⓛRw.png
"What I think we're missing here is that we're just not looking in the RIGHT PLACES. NOT THAT THAT WAS THE POINT ANYWAY, considering I DID say I was gonna walk ovv into nowhere. BUT THAT'S ALSO NOT THE POINT. The point is that we need to look somewhere BETTER. Somewhere with better trolls to mess with! Like there. With the troll that has been CONQUERED by a honkbeast. They must hav such low ego avter being devated, they'll hav no choice but to make my video INCREDIBLY DRAMATIC. Let's go. Hey there! You look like you'v been laying there vor a while now. What would you like to say to the viewers regarding your SUBDUEMENT caused by this LOWLY BEA-" @constructivTextuary https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/d89065b8cbv5.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/9b6c853c5558.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/2d805a881d68.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/1aa5ad709a77.png
speaking 0f big 7r0ll j0b i really need 70 find 0ne my h0bbies are ge77ing way 700 expensive ugh xc
if thE taStE iS gooD thEn pRicE aint no objEct. iLL ExpEct a SampLE SEt SEnt to my hivE by thE WEEkS EnD~
⟡ Remember, self-love is just as important as any quadrant. 𖹭 https://i.imgur.com/ngDBL7B.png
gay people are nice
Heyyyy~ I've been Like, offline All day, Which TOTALLY isn't Like me But i'd Been out Trying to Spread the Word!! Of how Great i Am <3 At least Two trolls Said they'd Consider it~
aLWayS Looking foR SomE nEW StUff to Sip #hyDRation
↘️my pusher feels as if it is going to beat out from my weak, insignificant cagebones.↘️
s0me7imes i wish i was a jade s0 i can h0ld jus7 0ne li77le grub in my hand!! 7hey l00k s0 squishy!!! bu7 i hear 7hey bi7e s0 maybe i7s f0r 7he bes7 im n07 lul
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[Pity] So sad for all of you that I'm going to be the next empress, you really thought you had a chance...
"OKAY. So, maybe that wasn't a particularly good virst victim. But, it's okay to make mistakes. Evn ones that are SCARY and might'v could'v CULLED you! It's alright, though, because in my escape, I vound this HAUNTED HIV in the var distance. Surely, this will hold CURIOUS CUSTOMERS with CHARMING COMMENTS on my CLEVR QUESTIONS. ... ... *thundercrack* ACK!" (When Argyri would get up next, they'd hav a convusing convrsation about the undead-ness ov one another, one rustblood possibly a little more disappointed by the alivness ov the other.) @disturbedAperture https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/085bv7802581.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/v70a4e296dc4.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/737707a2da93.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/4b66473e5v67.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/c0a082229a1c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/492v13a47ea7.png
Hid3 and s33k 3xc3p^ i^'s in ^h3 woods and I'm hun^ing you for spor^. #viol3nc3 #nsfw3
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an i imperial fruit sucking moth c caterpillar https://i.pinimg.com/736x/1f/05/9a/1f059aae2a03233c46b0a6333d31eae0.jpg
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chi77r seems 7ense 70nigh7, wha7d i miss?? xc
↘️a lot of you people seem perfectly contented to post about being outlaws or criminals of some sort.↘️ ↗️I'M SURE THIS WON'T HAUNT YOU AT ALL.↗️ ↘️never.↘️ ↗️IT WON'T INFLUENCE ANYTHING.↗️
mmmmmmmm nnothinng quite like a hit of caffeinne onn a bad day #winnnninng
"NOW --- You may be thinking. 'Argyri, you'v been walking vor a pretty long time. Are you evr going to vind someone to harass?' And to that I say. I SAID 'ONLY TIME WILL TELL.' Besides, look! Ovr there! I think there's a tall shadowy-looking vigure! Let's go talk to them! ---Hyeellooo, mysteriously tall troll. Might I ask what you're doing out here in the middle ov nowhere?" ( Ov course, the would-be target ov Argyri's harassment only gets to breathe into the mic bevore Argyri is gone, leaving their lusus-slash-tripod behind. Because that's scary. (i hope these are in the right order)) @murdererHonkhonk https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/d7547040ad0a.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/bc5v19e0e29c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/45ad89175cb8.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/37a44783285d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/3vc5ee18d6e7.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/86c536v3d816.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/8799cc2eevdd.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/02bv9c467689.png
𝄞 ♡♡♡h can u p♡st s♡me ♡f ur w♡rk? :0 𝄂
Working On Some new styles for some Local Jade Bloods ~ If You Want a new hot look yourself, shoot me a DM and i'll get you On The Waitlist ~☆
I'm w಄rking ಄n a glass sculpture ಄f a dancing fr಄g! He has very l಄ng legs. #il಄vehim
m must share the b bee fly w with you guys https://i.pinimg.com/736x/62/a7/e8/62a7e81ea892dd71b49b3c23263f7550.jpg
the allegationsss that i DILUTE the sssludge that i sssell with FOREIGN ADDITIVESSS are COMPLETELY UNFOUNDED. that being sssaid, i recommend you refrain from consssuming my sssludge if you have an allergy to LUSSSUSSS MILK, BLOOD, or GENETIC MATERIAL.
<-(((Many will come to a gallery and look you right in the ocular globe to ask "Is it blood :(" as if the colours presented to them are not solely the ones on the spectrum)))->
(| hey are any mods or whatever around. don't wanna bother asking about a verified badge or whatever. not really my style |) (| but if i could get an Oblong Meat Product badge or something that'd be pretty sick. set me apart from all the Meat Casuals |)
my bf is asking if you have diet mountain spew because he's "watching his intake of slime products"
X_∴H CHEAP! I WILL BE SENDING THE M∴NEY N∴W!_
X_J∴LLY G∴∴D! TH∴UGH THE BREAK R∴∴M FRIDGE IS USUALLY FULL ∴F MY C∴-W∴RKERS LUNCHES. IM SURE THEY W∴NT MIND MAKING R∴∴M F∴R S∴ME DRINKS! ID LIKE T∴ BUY_
✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/ce5d18822b4e.png ✿ ✿ 𖥧𖧧 seems 𖧧h𖥧s haun𖧧l𖥧ng has a gues𖧧, a charm𖥧ng #bug ✿
t this is also a r really cool one b btw its the s saunders' case moth https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/a7/f0/a8/a7f0a866b10bab7a449f1cc66b1455a0.jpg
cløwn thirst is never valid and yøu all have terrible taste. get help.
X_SIMIPLY AMAZING! I BETTER ∴RDER S∴ME F∴R MY CLINIC!_
X_I AM UNFAMILAR! I JUST H∴PE ITS G∴∴D F∴R Y∴U! MWAH HAH HAH!_
- Oh god. I had a daymmare that all of mmy ex-concupiscent quadrants mmet up and started unionizing against mme. 😂😂🤣🤣💔♠️ - #UnionBusting #ILoveBusting #BustingMakesMeFeelGood
X_EAT H∴∴FBEAST ELECTR∴LYTES!! THEYRE CHEAPER AND TASTE ∴F APPLES._
I'm taking a sabbatical from Chittr, but not because I'm #Seething or because I'm #CrashingOut. I'm a very important troll who has a very important job that needs to get done. Goodbye and you may look forward to my return whenever I feel like it. #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
i try everything once, + often end up liking it a little. where shall i go to purchase a helping of each flavor recommendation, dear one? there would be no sense in ordering delivery - i have recently taken up "cardio" in pursuit of health! (:^
that is not a combination i had considered, though i will endeavor to attempt it next time. have you a flavor you like best from your selection, dear one? i would love to try it.
ahh... my dear client made a most delicious breakfast + even provided a soda. upon researching, it seems this is a @carbonatedCaravanserai original! i thank you, dear one. the taste is simply wonderful.
glad to see everyone agrees rankmaid is on some good shit. i love her pitch stuff. #nsfw by association i guess.
<-(((Frankly if you lost all of your ceagers to some shit by the name of "Eridan coin" you kind of deserve the financial fallout)))->
#ImComing for #RealJustice - MC Oleana
Another day Of being Cute and Hot... My cross To bear!!
↘️okay, i will work on this.↘️
[Become one with the machine. Weak flesh is inferior. Upgrade yourself. Aren't you tired of having to sleep?]
CALL OUT POST. @THESUFFERER PRETENDS HE IS AGAINST SUFFERING. BUT EVERY NIGHT. I SUFFER. AND I SUFFER. SHREDDING YOUR PLANET BETWEEN MY CLAWS. LIKE WRINGING BLOOD FROM CARPET. TRYING TO HUNT HIM DOWN. FOR PERFECTLY INNOCENT REASONS. OF LITTLE IMPORTANCE. IF HE REALLY CARED. ABOUT POOR. OVERWORKED. ABUSED. STEPPED ON RUSTBLOODS. HE WOULD POST HIS LOCATION.
SORRY. I'M VERY STUPID. VERY LOWBLOOD. AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND. CAN YOU GO INTO MORE DETAIL. ABOUT THE ALL POWERFUL WADER. STOMPING ON ME. I MEAN US. WITH HER HUGE BOOTS. I'M ALMOST THERE. BY WHICH I MEAN. "EDUCATED."
♯idgaf about ♯hemoanons i can ♯smellyourblood anyway ♯yourblood
-]@_dont_forget_very_important_morning_floor_time_!!_become_one_with_the_planet_...._or_just_ur_hive_hehe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1377f1626c9f.png
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I was just informed my favorite character in the show we’re watching ends up becoming part of the protagonist’s harem. #CullAllMen ]
aaah!!! g077a run guys!!! i’ll be back la7er wi7h a haul h0pefully!!!
w0ke up feeling a li77le r0ugh s0 i made s7eamed rice wi7h s0me dried seaweed sprinkled 0n 70p wi7h dark grubsauce!
6 m0re minu7es and breakfas7 is ready, i’ve never been m0re exci7ed ab0u7 s0me7hing (aside fr0m 7he hell0 cri77er releases cx)
my breakfast is six 5 hour energies injected directly to the veins see you at lunch #substance #breakfast
7hank y0u!!! i’m 707ally g0nna need i7!
Have A Productive Day, My Dear Jadexx. Remember Your Purpoxxe, Thoxxe Of You Who Remain Faithful To Your Work. To Everyone Elxxe Prexxent, Try Not To Annihilate Yourxxelvexx.
g0nna ge7 cleaned up and ready f0r 7he day, 7h0se hell0 cri77er figures will be mine f0r sure! cx
when you think about it * the whole "thinkpan and thrasher" trope for mercs isn't even that good * you have to pay for two trolls to do a job a single one could do and they'll probably dilly dally to pad out the working hours * you don't get that with one troll * we do the job and we don't fuck around questioning our partners quadrant situation or with our bulges in our hand or whatever * | #nsfw *|
y~u pe~ple say the m~st cullable shite s~metimes. i mean, h~t damn. it's like y~u l~t d~n't want t~ live ~r s~methin. really? g~in after cl~wns? next y~u're g~nna be talkin ab~ut s~me secret twelfth bl~~d caste. stay safe, idi~ts.
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 #☾L𖹭⩊NP𖹭S𖥔IN୨ #N𖹭IᰔN𖹭𖥔𖹭K #୧ᰔ𖹭୨RRL #AR୧જ𖹭ᴗ୨𖹭𖹭NIN୨જ୧𖥔 𑁤𖥔𖥔PS://𝖋IL୧!་༘୨ARD୧N/A☾𖥔𖥔ᰔ୨-L୨D3𝖋𖹭୧4P/☾𖹭RNɞR୧AD%20ᰔIRR𖹭R%20PI☾!་༘PN୨ ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
♯10likes & i ♯skin my ♯neighbor like an ♯animal ♯neighborreveal ♯facereveal ♯forestreveal https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1419830934911586365/1487354489999458484/image.png?ex=69c8d650&is=69c784d0&hm=78b2d8e6a8d81af431c77e0e5324d7ed63644f964f2806d30264e5ab38cb76c6
within all rrage is the flame of conviction, Wrrath is the wellsprring of potential, Angrry fuckerrs arre ballin,
8-> A MAN ABOUT TOWN SHOULD ALWAYS LOOK HIS BEST! THAT'S WHY I HAVE SUITS FOR EVERY OCCASION! (spruikoh on twt) https://media1.tenor.com/m/E0PbmFeXMi4AAAAd/bytcon-krypto-vast-error.gif
iif someone iintends to harm me ii^m giiviing them my wallet and fuckiing off
\) -•-Back in my favorite place.-•- (/ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8cec61c2095e.png-•- (/
concept: reaching inside of the bot splayed over your lap, their voice modulator rising up and down in panicked little pants as you slowly roll your fingertips over colored wires one by one "this one?" you mutter, giving a bright red cord a small tug they fall into desperate sputtering, screens flashing blue as their hips buck pathetically and they begin to spill smoke clouds (tags: Reader/Bot, Reader/Cyborg, wirepulling, wireplay, vague quad, robofucking, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
fuck i am so sick of boss fight friday with my fucking llusus. pretty sure im starting to fucking hallucinate boss music at this point. just put a fog wall on my front door at this point
- I have been ACCEPTED by the aristocracy! I can't stop winning! 🤩🤩🤩 #PeonMaxxing
- You know what. I think I mmight be OK. 😌😮💨😁🙌 - #ThankYouPurpleOilBarons #KeepOlivesOutOfDebt #OilUp #ThankYouSeadwellers #ImmOilingUpToo #InTheHallsOfMyBloodPusher
https://file.g4rden/4cTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/Gr4cieGolden.png
hoo whee, 4 long d4y shoveling co4l will tire 4 girl out! Wh4t're y'4ll up to?
>>| let's state .a fact. not .every brutality .action .is .a black .advancements towards someone .else. #nsfw
I See Quite A Few People Yearning And My Sympathy Goes Out To Them Because Me Too Girl Period (Or Whatever It Is That The Humans Say)
its gone its all gone wworthless
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. THE POISONER CHARGES: UNLAWFUL POSSESSION OF BAKING SODA (1 COUNT), DISTRIBUTION OF BAKED GOODS WITHOUT A LICENSE (631 COUNTS), ASSAULT WITH A DELICIOUS WEAPON (5 COUNTS), MISLEADING ADVERTISING (49 COUNTS), TAX EVASION (18 COUNTS) PLEA: (IN LIEU OF PLEA, DEFENDANT UNCAPTCHALOGUED A VAT OF LIQUID CHOCOLATE AND POURED IT ONTO THE PROSECUTOR) VERDICT: PROSECUTOR EATEN BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY AFTER LESS THAN ONE MINUTE OF ARGUMENTS. DEFENDANT ACQUITTED. COMMENTS: "MMMRGH. RRRN-RRRH...~" (HHT LICKS HIS LIPS AND CONSUMES THE REMAINING VAT OF CHOCOLATE AS DEFENDANT EXITS)
🎦 #scootergang REPRESENTTTTT https://cdn.deconreconstruction.com/wiki/images/2/2a/01464.gif
Zomeone get thiz ztupid purple bitch out of my dmz. Kill him or zomething, for the love of god. <__> I hate your ztupid fake zcripture.
If you ever zee me acting like a clown, fucking kill me on zight. That'z not me, I've beeen pozzezzed.
...i wish it was easier to make trips out of the caverns. there are many tro𝓁𝓁s in particu𝓁ar i wish to see, and grab them by the face. and pinch their cheeks. im sti𝓁𝓁 deciding if it wou𝓁d be a 𝓁ight pinch or not.
first stOp Of the trip: clurch - everyOne was really welcOming (fOr the mOst part), and saw a cOuple familiar faces! thanX fOr the pic ♡ hOnk! XO —with @retrOactiveAmnesiac and @arcaneAspiratiOns https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/1a94978b57f9.png XO
concept: two rainbowdrinkers arguing in front of you with flashing fangs auspisticizing by grabbing at the collar of your shirt and pulling it down, pushing your head back to reveal your throat in all its glory hearing them immediately stop their bickering before there are two sets of lips and two sets of desperate fangs at your neck on either side (tags: Reader/Rainbowdrinker/Rainbowdrinker, auspisticism, ashenfic, #nsfw, blood, #violence, biting, archive rating: M)
i7s s0 la7e and i d0n7 wanna sleep xc
So When Eridancoin Inevitably Crashes Beyond Any Chance Of Comeback And Wrothe Fails To Pay My Loan Back, Who Wants His Hive After I Have It Seized For Failure To Pay Debts?
Trucks are cool. I do everything for my truck.
#cu7eness0verl0ad 0n my chi77r feed ugh i l0ve 70 see 7he lusi!!
Rainbow Drinker X Civilian Fanfiction
be kind 70 her w0rld, here she c0mes! cx Sh0w me 7h0se cu7e lusus pics!!!! #h0rr0r #arachnid #spider #lusus #lususp0s7ing h77p://i.imgur.c0m/0KehJ8q.jpeg
lesbians.
awh!!! 7hank y0u s0 much i7 means a l07!!! and jus7 call me maviss n0 need f0r 7ha7 deep 0f a f0rmali7y cx
ugh 7his selfie is 700 g00d 70 keep 70 myself cx #selfie #gyaru #nails h77ps://i.imgur.c0m/30zGOkd.png
↗️UNEMPLOYED.↗️
I [][]eard somebody say, "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime" ... You guys are getting paid??
ugh s0 7r0ll bella and 7r0ll edward c0ded!!! need me a r0mance like 7his fr!!! h77ps://0pen.sp07ify.c0m/7rack/79IgD1wf3xl7QdDK3l5Why?si=620d0777be144968 #nsfw #quads7uff
力 | I think I am bagging "bad bitchesssss" with my ssssillygirl sssssnake charm.
>>aaaaar is oooooo>errrr #iykyk #>izlom #t4tcoded
Honey from wildflowerz alwayz taztez the beezt.
ugh a b0wl 0f n00dles s0unds s0 gud rn!!! bu7 g0ing al0ne is such a pain xc
wish rainb0w drinkers were real.... 7ha7 w0uld be s000000000 c00l!!!
Guess whoo loost an arm Just wooke up like an hoour agoo. [there is a phootoo oof a trooll in a hoospital bed with cast aroound his bicep, his entire foorearm is goone]
i have a secre7..... i LUV 7he 7r0ll 7wiligh7 series!!! cx
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any0ne ge7 any new hell0 cri77er merch 7hey're willing 70 depar7 0r 7rade wi7h?! all 7he s70res are s0ld 0u7 and i can7 seem 70 ge7 my claws 0n any7hing... xc
haiiii!!!! s000000 s0rry f0r 7he la7e j0in h0pe i7's n07 700 la7e 70 j0in 7he par7y!!! cx
sometimes i wonder if i should stop crashing on sollux and feferis couch and get a hive of my own it seems kinda silly to though seeing as i barely spend any time in the "present day"
🜂 | Woke up 4 sweeps early to optimize the upcoming Darkest Day rollout. success isn’t about sleep, recuperacoons, and culling persistent torso pillar aches. it’s about scalable planetary disruption pipelines. it's about hunger. it's about drive. it's about never letting the other guy know how willing you are to eat him/her/them/xir/xhey/i mean they alive... #Chairministrangling #KissTheseApocolypse #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss 🧿 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is SCHEMING.
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! good advice honestly thank you for looking out for me sokari
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! actually the courtblock date is tomorrow night! but i feel like there are pretty even odds between teaching the defendant a life lesson (protip for prosecution and plaintiff: ALWAYS say "the defendant" and NEVER their name) and alternatively the defendant being eaten by his tyranny yeah. the bailiff is unlikely to do so though
POINT OF ORDER! yes your highblood i am the legislacerator that filed to sue a grub but i'm not seeing how that's relevant to *today's* trial. why do you ask #law #justiceforcrotalsass
e˅ery♡ne l♡˅es me and 1t's just s♡ hard, 1 d♡n't get why e˅erytr♡ll tr1es t♡ deny 1t
:33< we are all familmewre with girls kissing :33< now get this next bit :33< catgirls kissing :33< with tongue!
@impertinentFrenzy said i should sho>> u guys just ho>> >>ild last nite >>as,,, ;) hooked up >>ith @mercurialGorepriest and shit got tuuuurnt #nsf>> https://file.garden/Y2KtYpOdi23QPOi5/Untitled181_20260327160218.png
>>hen ur arch enemy has bigger boobs than u but u gotta act like she doesnt (praying no snooping snoops see this) #nsf>> #boobchit
...hmmmmmmm, compe𝓁𝓁ing, honest𝓁y. maybe... if not for the cookies, maybe an ice cream f𝓁oat?
One time one of our little bronze grubs blew a lil snot bubble! it popped and the lil thing just tumbled over scared.. Ahaha I thought it was the most adorable thing ever!
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. ADVOCATE STILTLEG / ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. DEFENDER TIRELESS CHARGES (AS): CONDUCT UNBECOMING OF AN IMPERIAL OFFICER (3 COUNTS), UNMIRTHFUL ENTRY INTO SACRED FAIRGROUND (5 COUNTS), TORTURE OF A WITNESS (1 COUNT), FAILURE TO ADEQUATELY TORTURE A WITNESS (1 COUNT) CHARGES (DT): CONSPIRACY TO UNDERMINE IMPERIAL AUTHORITY (1 COUNT), INTERFERING WITH IMPERIAL OPERATIONS (7 COUNTS), REHEATING SEAFOOD IN THE WORKPLACE MEAL BLOCK (2 COUNTS) PLEA (AS): "YOU'VE BEEN *TIRELESSLY* INTERFERING WITH MY INVESTIGATION! HONORABLE TYRANNY, THIS MAN IS A LOWBLOOD SYMPATHIZER, A LOATHSOME SABOTEUR, AND A MENACE TO ANYONE WITH A FUNCTIONING SENSE OF SMELL." PLEA (DT): "OH, PLEASE. IF I HADN'T *INTERFERED*, YOUR DROSS COFFER OF AN INVESTIGATION WOULD BE EVEN MORE RAMSHACKLE. YOU COULDN'T EVEN PROPERLY INTERROGATE A CLOWN. YOU DO KNOW THE OBJECT OF TORTURE IS TO CAUSE PAIN, NOT MOCKING LAUGHTER?" VERDICT: ARGUMENT ESCALATED UNTIL HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY TURNED AWAY, EITHER BECAUSE HE WAS TIRED OR TO PROVIDE DEFENDANTS SOME PRIVACY. BOTH LEGISLACERATORS ACQUITTED AFTER LENGTHY AND VIGOROUS LEGAL BATTLE. ONE MEMBER OF SUBSEQUENT JANITORIAL STAFF EATEN BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. COMMENTS: "NRR. MFGH."
As An Investor In Things, I Just Wish For You All To KnoW I’d Never Invest In A Crypto Currency.
httpz://cdn.imgchezt.com/filez/f8da756b5c92.png Tried out the braidz. Not zure if I'm feeling them.
...this fee𝓁s 𝓁ike a sa𝓁es pitch.
...ugh. the next shipment to the caverns isnt for another few nights, and i rea𝓁𝓁y want some warm moobeast mi𝓁k to go with my cookies. express shipping is so pricey though... i𝓁𝓁 have to check my wa𝓁𝓁et.
87^i^tthink^we^should^ignore^docttors!!
Empty think pan entitled seadwelling nepobaby lususboys are always trying to steal and profit off of the ideas of intelligent, hardworking midblood women. THIS IS A JXKE!!!!!!!!!! #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM #ImComing - MC Oleana
♰ not half bad.. maybe next time we'll wipe your lip before snapping :) model: @seasonedLeisure https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/46eb78596222.png ♰
35 days from now. I hope you will save up your fizz for it. - MC Oleana
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sipfucking this dr pepper #nsfw
crazy that sc3n3 is making a com3back hon3stly should i con<3rt? i b3t i would mak3 a sickass sc3n3 girl id b3 lik3 "rawr ur so cut3 :3" and shit lik3 that, hon3stly sounds kinda nic3
[BEGIN CHIT] it iz very zimp1e. get inzta11ed. :) [END CHIT]
[BEGIN CHIT] b01d 0f y0u t0 azzume i z1eep [END CHIT]
↗️IF YOU TAKE THE WIPEEND OFF, I KNOW YOU'RE IN YOUR SLACK ERA.↗️ ↘️i sleep at the office.↘️
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One, Hundrred, Perrcent, You arre a trrue scholarr,
𓋹 Good Evening Chittr Friends! Phew- After A Long Workout, Nothing Is More Important Than Hydration. That's Why I Make Sure To Stock Up On Phlegmpsi™- Now In New Pinkberry Blast Flavour! What's Your Favourite Way To Cool Down After Exercising? #ad #sponsoredpost #phlegmpsipartner https://i.imgur.com/rxndsth.png 𓋹
I am aggrressively passionate about pitched rromance,
\) [Another lame day, highbloods hit me up ;)]
\) [I hate boys…]
Hatefuck this, hatefuck that; Have you everr looked in theirr eyes and known if you had to die it could only them; and if they had to die only you?? known that nobody else's competition keeps you as rready forr warr as they do?? known that therre was no battle you could not conquerr when in sync with them?? that's loathing, jegus I'm a dorrk, #nsfw #blackrrom
concept: your kismesis finishing up with their cigarette and looking to you expectantly "well? ill let you choose, spheres or tongue? i need to put this out" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, cigarette, smoking, #substance, pain, masochism, sadism, sadomasochism, degradation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Y0U FIX 0N3 GUYS P4LMHUSK 4ND SUDD3NLY H3S G0T 4 R3VIV3D H4RD0N F0R R3V0LUTI0N4RY P0STING #NSFW #00PS
OMG my Package of Glitter heart Stickers came!!! Time to Bedazzle things Around my Room a Bit more!!!
-7 New pfp =:o) honk honk! #clownpo5ting 2-
why are you all going to sleep right now guys get turnt
ARRIAR — "Y'know? They don't often let you be a legislacerator 'less you're teal. But I guess I really was just that good."
ARRIAR — "Might as well post some images of myself. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/arriar.png https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/ARRIARWHAT.png https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/arriarlark.png"
still ♯evil
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PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you would like to pursue legal action against smeeif i know a guy and also please please please please please please it would be so fucking funny please i don't even care if this case is capable of paying out at all i just want to sue a grub please it would be so funny
...tolerable grub of the wipe: binkie shared my vape nicely shithead grub of the wipe: smeeif bit my ass. ~~0o
🎦 HYPE TRAIINNNNNNNN 4 every five subs the stream goes as long as it takez for me 2 blend and eat another cactus
-7 http5://file.garden/ZjWe5X6kUx6jUmEk/mirror.png 2-
Okay Now Would You Please Look Up Drinker X Unturned Femslash Boddiceripper Fangplay Sorted By Word Count Thank You
yOOO we were gOing tO the same hiveparty!! XO —with @dynamicFlOwfields ♡ https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/cf92c7691edf.png XO
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #chittrconfession #nsfwe i held hands with my kismesis ]
#chittrconfessions Sometimes i Think i'm-- I'm not Cute or Hot, but I know That that's PREPOSTEROUS thinking. Right?
> | have been |nformed that my manner of speak on th|s s|te may be cons|dered too lengthy for casual d|scuss|on. and wh|le | would typ|cally conform to such thoughts | feel as though | must rem|nd any general aud|ence | may have |n the future that w|ll be read|ng th|s that the character l|m|t for messages on th|s s|te |s so vast | could qu|te poss|bly f|t more than one short essay |nto a s|ngle message. there |s not much more that | currently have to say on th|s matter so | am end|ng th|s message here. farewell. |s .farewell. a good conclus|on for these. please g|ve feedback |f you happen to see th|s.
Hello Everyone, HoW Are We All Doing This Fine Day, Hm?
ill b3 sho forr3alshi3sh i forgot i mad3 thish account LMAO i got r3ally high on3 night and thish jusht shhow3d up th3 night aft3r. my accid3ntal chittr wriggl3r.
<3-Women-<3- Send-Shittr. #women
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE GRIND NEVER ENDS BECAUSE IF IT DID THEN WE'D STOP GRINDING AND WE CAN'T BECAUSE THE GRIND NEVER ENDS BECAUSE IF IT DID THEN WE'D STOP GRINDING AND WE CAN'T BECAUSE THE GRIND NEVER ENDS BECAUSE IF IT DID THEN WE'D STOP GRINDING AND WE CAN'T BECAUSE THE GRIND NEVER ENDS BECAUSE-
"the shade for you" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Reader/Moirail, railpails, moirail kissing, black lipstick, more than moirail kissing, make up, yuricoded, #nsfw, bottom reader, archive rating: E) summary: your moirail helps you with your makeup... and ends up ruining it you stare up towards your moirail with a stillness in your blood pusher, lips parted slightly to allow her to run the wand of her lipstick over them at a careful pace youd told her that you wanted to try out some new makeup and that she was just the person to help, just like with everything else! "you know, y/n, i really think this shade was made for you..." she says, squinting as she focuses and begins the top lip shade? you think, trying not to laugh, its just black! your moirail is straddled on top of you to work on your horizontal body like a canvas, her hair falling like a curtain around your face as she works your eyes glance towards the bag she had pulled the tube from nearby, falling out of it various other eyeshadows and products that you... recognize she smiles as she finishes nodding her head once, giving you the chance to clarify what you suspect "is this... your lipstick? the one you have on right now?" you say incredulously, a smile forming "yeah?" she replies, taking your cheek in her hand to rub her thumb beneath your lower lip to fix some smudge thats a strange feeling... you squirm a bit under her "does it look good?" you ask meekly "hmm..." you watch as she leans down towards you, pressing her lips to your cheek and your other cheek and your forehead you burst out laughing, shoving and kicking to try and get her away "youre ruining your work!" you cry out through your joy, opening your eyes to see her staring down at you with wonderment "y/n... you look so... beautiful" "huh?" you grab her hips as she moves down to suddenly paint your neck with the same lipstick shade you both now share, gasping out a noise of surprise and pressing your knees together uncomfortably "h-hey! if you keep-... doing that... i-...!" you try helplessly, sinking your fingers into her skin your moirail pulls back with soft pants, connecting your lips properly to smear and mix your matching lipstick with warm saliva before traveling lower, and lower and lower leaving the shade that was made for you in her wake
And that is a wrap on another productive day at the office.
I understand the ethical concerns of powering ChitGPT on troll blood. However, most of the lowbloods fed to the machines are performing the menial jobs we plan to replace, anyway. Ultimately, the cost balances out. #CostSaving #SmartInvestment #FinancialAdvice - MC Oleana
cant believe troll olvie garden still serves alcohol, brahs! }:p shoutout to @ardourCorvidae for tagging along! }:D https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7C6GgbtB/zayine_troll_olive_garden_1.png #substance
?!?!youre telling me a grub FRIEd this rice!?!?
One must remind themself to take off the silk gloves with those they hold dear. One small wind of change can make life veer off course. In an instant, even the brightest of lights can be extinguished for eternity. It is so very easy to take warmth for granted until it is gone when you need it most. #rambling
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if anyone would like to come forward and offer testimony about being affected by Olive Lawnring's false advertising regarding "infinite pasta", my legal team and i would pay handsomely your testimony. unless you're tagora who's not getting a single red tenth-caegar out of my damn lawsuit profits
🎦 eatin my choccy muffin rn with a snickerdoodle latte
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! actually yours is one of my favorites i've seen anyone else have the bubbles is such a fun effect
https://file,garrden/aa0MyBMyAyIrrFxo1/Scrreenshot%202026-03-26%20172054,png Anotherr old picturre, I actually quite like this one,
Î mîss my matesprît Nøthîng happened tø her but shes a sweep ølder than me sø she gøt taken øff øf alternîa beføre me
|< is it moral to blam€ my cli€nt's probl€ms on th€ir lusus? no. it sur€ is €ff€ctiv€ though. #d€fl€ctiv€guilt #law
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! trolls seeking legal representation for crimes they didn't actually commit for once will recieve discounts from my firm if their alibi is particularly amusing
POINT OF ORDER! to be fair i do happen to know a lot of guys. my network is great. but if i directly offer everyone legal representation it comes off a little desperate... compared to the mystique of Knowing A Guy
xx W8 I JUST HAD A GENIUS IDEA.... IN THE NAME OF #UNITY IM GONNA FOLLOW EVERY TROLL ON CHITTR!!1! IF U C THIS CHITT I AM COMING FOR U TEE HEE xx ⠀⣠⠴⠚⡙⠙⠲⣤⣠⠖⢋⡛⠙⠲⣄⠀⠀ ⣴⠃⣰⠟⠉⠙⢦⡈⢁⣾⡟⠉⠳⣆⠸⣇⠀ ⣿⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⡿⠄⣿⠄ ⠸⡄⠸⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠃⣰⡏⠀ ⠀⠙⣆⠙⢧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠃⣰⠏⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠳⣄⠙⠶⣄⣀⠴⠋⣠⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠓⢦⡈⢡⣰⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
update: hot jadeblooded >>omen in your area, shes only single in three quadrants though, shes actually taken, in her, >>hat >>asit called again,,, like, the heart one, the red one idk , (sorry tenlom) #nsf>>
A t moir ails hiv e, watch ing thres h prin ce. Oh and the 6 s wee p ol d gir l i s h ere bu t sh es chil l s o sh e g ets t o st ay 🌻🌻
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! it's me i'm the guy it just sounds cooler if i phrase it as knowing a guy
POINT OF ORDER! if you need a legal team, i know a guy
Our higher-ups have had to cut down on private jet eXpenditure. But it is a sacrifice we are willing to make for the quality of life of our workers. - MC Oleana
AWAKE FOR YET ANOTHER GLORIOUS NIGHT UNDER THE RULE OF THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE!
Here at Macro Cullsmos we make a promise of green energy. The olive bloods that operate our troll-powered squeakbeast wheel generators are kept ethically fed and hydrated. #CompanyPerks - MC Oleana
Got my refreshing cherry coke after a long week! Make sure to spoil yourselves from time to time!
♰ fair enough... perhaps only acceptable for me then. ♰
⚇ idk if id say only acceptable. ⚇ BUT IT IS MOTHERFUCKING GOOD. ⚇
♰ root beer is the only acceptable flavor ♰
:o) Blackberry Melonade.
⚇ favourite faygo flavor? ⚇ mine's rock n rye. ⚇ though cotton candy comes at a close second. ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting ⚇
♰ ghosts trying to spook you? master the art stoicism. they'll get bored. ♰
This board meeting is dragging on. Behead him already. #BusinessProfessionals #ThresherThursday - MC Oleana
Y'know, sometimes, there is no sage advice. Sometimes you just wanna kiss cute girls #cryogenicthoughts
ᯓ𝄞 I love all the outfits people give me. ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
u gotta )(av a work life balance. like makin someone else make all yo propaganda posts on yo betty crocker acct. its called a social media manager mofo. dis account is fore condy updates not laws n business. #clockit
Your nigghttly reminder tthatt rettail workers are leggally autthorized tto use letthal forcce if neccessary! ✨
my cash is staying on my person at all times. i don't trust a single one of you sleazy motherfuckers.
spectres are illusory and shallow in attachment.
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POINT OF ORDER! congratulations bestie omg!!!!! you earned this
so many funny lil freaks on my feed dis website rules. dance fore me u lil weirdos
RE: GREAT POST! #rechitt truth nuke
o rad. ocray yea ill mandate dat s)(ore
i am the girlkisser, i speak fOr the lesbians XO
T4T but like. No actually that's the whole chitt. Just T4T.
WLW means we lOve wOmenkissing XO
:33< note to self.... peopurr love.... girls.... kissing :33< oh dont mind this uh :33< meow or whatefur
https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/AnizzyDance.gif
if any boys are having sleepovers today i would love to be invited! you can pretend i am not even there
SIDEBAR! i paid my way through legislacerator training the old-fashioned way: multi-level marketing schemes, gambling, and selling bridges
hOw did yOu knOw... XO
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:33< chitppurr show meow girl images :33< thank mew
shOut Out tO kissing and hOlding hands and lOOking lOvingly intO each Other's eyes XO
Born To Get Ink Forced To Sell Chairs
DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! lol yes i have and yes she is. but i'm not scared of anything and my firm has open positions for interns and junior associates,
[IN CONFIDENCE] Documents > Pictures > Personal > Restricted Access > Screenshots of censored rumblespheres. #nsfw
"youre a disgusting fucking pervert" you jump in your seat, reaching to cover your husktop with your hands. your kismesis stands only a few paces away, eyes aglow and clearly having seen what you were just using the new search bar feature for. you stumble through some kind of retort though youre so shaken it comes up rushed, causing them bare the teeth that you hate so much "tell me what you were looking at!" "its none of your fucking business!" you bark back, pan still feeling dizzy from what youd found "tell me" the anger in their eyes shifts to a familiar pitch annoyance as they reach for their shirt, working buttons down at a hypnotically slow pace "tell me what you were looking at so i can show you the real fucking thing" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, kismesissitude, humiliation, caught in the act, teasing, search function, threats, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Industrial compleX? I find it quite simple. - MC Oleana
I ME∆N I'M NO7 H∆VING 7OO MUCH 7ROUBLE I GUESS
B7W PRE77Y GIRLS IF YOU'RE ∆7 ∆LL IN7ERES7ED MY DMS ∆RE OPEN.
hOooooOly hell that thing is bAdAss. yOU EvEr sell AroUnd gUlchscourgE?
kIckAss. yOurE in fuck it. i thOUght yOU wErE just lIkE a drink cOmpAny shill lmfAO nah yOurE way cOolEr than i thOUght
https://file.g♠rden/♠cWgNwdU♠VXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Yurith/Yurith♠ndDoroty.png heeeeeeeelloooooooooooooooo suckeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerssssssssssssssssssssssss i h♠Ve ♠rriVed which me♠ns the lot of you will FIN♠LLY h♠Ve something worth p♠ying ♠ttention to lm♠o btw the first bitch th♠t likes pities or medi♠tes my posts will get inst♠-blocked so dont test me i only c♠re ♠bout h♠te notifs picture fts my bestie who is the second hottest bitch eVer
https://file.g♠rden/♠cWgNwdU♠VXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Yurith/yurithicon.png ♠nd for those curious here is my pfp just c♠use yes i know im hot ♠f u c♠n stop droolin LOL #pfp
Wigglin about, zee? https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/Anizzy_Grub.gif
im fUckIn bOooooorEd. whErE ArE my gal pals. my gOgglE gIrliEs. or lIkE AnyonE ElsE cOOl i gUEss.
SIGH........ SO M∆NY PRE77Y GIRLS I ∆LMOS7 DEFINI7ELY S7∆ND NO CH∆NCE WI7H........
READING ONTO THE RECORD! all my haters become negotiators when they face my hostage situation of success #business #law
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! sokari you get me
SIDEBAR! it's been a long night shilling for Hallowen & Co. law offices in random troll's replies, but i'll never regret a second of time spent telling people we charge a very reasonable fee for some extraordinary services and you should hire us to represent you right away
A little something as I go about my business. [Alt text: A rather buxom cerulean troll, lounging back in a rather massive throne made of ice, completely in the nude, one leg draped over the other. It seems to be exceptionally cold with the lingering fog in the picture, and she seems to be winking, despite both eyes being held shut by some thin latch-like mechanism. The barest hints of a bulge can be seen poking from between her thighs] #nsfw #cryogenicthoughts
#Rechitt #LeisureIsTheOpiateOfTheMasses
POINT OF ORDER! even mountain spew isn't all that exciting. you and i are enlightened dr. pepper drinkers for a reason
bonus points if ya got da sparkle shit on
OPENING ARGUMENT! the beautiful mountains and waterfalls and beasts are all a distraction. they're a test. you need to network and build your business portfolio
🎦 LADIEZZZZZ FELLAAZZZZZ AND THOSE OF US WHO KNOW BETTER i just got a contact to b on the special pitch flavored episode of the quadrant game! catch me in a few weekz 2 see if u have any chance with the main man (gender neutral) wink https://cdn.deconreconstruction.com/vasterror/panels/01542.gif
🎦 where tf are my #scootergang soldierz at on this site for real!!!| https://cdn.deconreconstruction.com/vasterror/panels/01464.gif
I am zo very zmartz https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/Anizzy_Smart.gif
you're telling mmmme i have to resist a mmmmean wwwwommmman wwwwith a disarmmmming smmmmile. i'mmmm fucked
🎦 alrite u guyz finally got a blender tuff enuff 2 handle some big ass cacti (cactuses?) WITH the spinez so the can it blend stream is BACK DA FUCK ONNNNNN
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🎦 WHAT IZZZZ UPPPPP CHITTEERRRRRR its ya fave streamer turnin kaikai FINALLY on this brand new sosh!!! im here to confirm the rumorz: TONITE is the premiere of my interview on hawt onez! make sure you tune the fuck in because i eat the BONEZZZZZZZZZ
OMG lik£, h£r£'s my outfit for a party I was at tonight!<33 :P https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration87.png
T)(is is my favourite royal portrait. )(ttps://files.catbox.moe/4xlncb.png #s)(ellfie
hey ♡ XO https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/db6aea633bd1.png XO
We as a society need to get more transgender.
th11s was supp0sed t0 be a t11t11llat11ng ph0t0 0f my t0pless but 11 th11nk my ps110n11cs messed w11th the camera feed and n0w y0u can hardly see me. why d0 11 even try https://magma.c0m/shared/rxpaz4flacsl115vlx2_4yt
A br☉nzebl☉☉d in my DMs suggested wine. It's just angry grape juice? Why d☉ pe☉ple pretend t☉ like this stuff? It tastes like a battery and makes y☉ur teeth feel fuzzy. The ☉nly acceptable f☉rm is the rather sweet lambrusc☉. It c☉sts appr☉ximately 3 caegars and tastes like Fanta. An☉ther sn☉b drink like c☉ffee. N☉ thanks.
- At Handy Business Solutions, we'll Handle your Pickle so fast you won't even REMEMBER you ever HAD a Pickle in the FIRST PLACE!!!!!
I K Im A Bad Bitch W Many Other Bitches And Maybe The Best At Emotions To Do Shit Ever Invented But Fuck Man. Sometimes People Are Uh. Maybe A Lil Hopeless. But Heyyy We Stay Sillay ;**
H☉t take: c☉ffee tastes s☉ raw and bitter. It's supp☉sed t☉ give y☉u m☉rning energy but y☉u already get that fr☉m c☉nsuming energy drinks? N☉t t☉ menti☉n, there's a wh☉le subculture ☉f sn☉bs f☉rmed ar☉und this wh☉'ll l☉☉k at y☉u as if y☉u were a dem☉n if y☉u ask f☉r a sweetener. Have y☉u h☉nestly tried sleeping?
https://file,garrden/aa0MyBMyAyIrrFxo1/Scrreenshot%202026-03-25%20192038,png I think this picturre is betterr then the last one; they arre both old and have the same silly outfit; but this one has my lusus in the backgrround and I love my lusus alot!!
I'm seeing s9me #quadrant c9nfusi9n 9n the feed t9night, s9 naturally it's up t9 me t9 clear the air. While it is traditi9nally un9rth9d9x f9r m9irails t9 kiss 9ne an9ther the way matesprits 9r kismeses w9uld, it's a rather c9nservative mindset and 9ne that is falling 9ut 9f fav9r with y9unger, m9re pr9gressive generati9ns 9f tr9lls, particularly tr9lls in warmhue-warmhue 9r warmhue-midhue relati9nships wh9 see n9 reas9n t9 cling t9 hard quadrant lines that, in the case 9f m9iraillegiance, truly 9nly 6enefits high6l99ds anyway. It's n9 9ne's 6usiness what a pair (9r a tri9 9r a quartet 9r et cetera) 9f m9irails d9 with 9ne an9ther 6ehind cl9sed d99rs, and we all 9ught t9 mind 9ur 6usiness 9n the matter. H9pe this helps. #M9irail #M9irails #M9iraillegiance #Kissing #Affecti9n
alright, alright! the people have spoken (im the people) you get ONE pic, tasteful and everything! get an eyeful before it gets pushed down into my profile forever and ever! comedian nudity, come and get it! #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91844d19d719.png
To clarify: Cherry Blast is its own flavour of Tango, originally formulated for their slushie brand, but sold as a limited edition soda flavour too.
Cherry Tango is my number one, alongside the Cherry Blast flavour - I can tell them apart, but not really describe the difference. Cherry Mountain Dew (Code Red, to name it properly) is really nice too, but only the UK/Denmark recipes. I cannot bear the high fructose corn syrup of imported USA drinks.
felt cute, wOn't delete later XO https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/0450b08b875b.png XO
wOmen ♡ send chit XO
trying tO figure Out what tO wear Out tOnight... cute Or street? what dO we think? XO #nsfw #tastefulnsfw https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/f0538df6963f.png XO
yOu have nO idea hOw many knOts in my hair i have tO untangle every day. it takes like an hOur tO tame this mess. hOw dOes the empress manage?? XO
Any cherry soda appreciators out here? Including energy drinks if you insist. I can't be alone on this.
GETTING A SODA EXPERT FOR YOU¡¡¡¡ ^*^ LOOK @CARBONATEDCARAVANSERAI NEW FRIEND¡¡¡
xx THATS SOOO REAL BUT YKW MEBBE HES RLLY FUNNY? X3 xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
Just lik£, saw this b£autiful troll and h£r ugly ass mat£sprit lik£ on my way to a party may lik£ HIC punish him.
I suppose I'll repost this now that Chittr is a bit more alive. I would be grateful for your opinions on this garment before I decide whether or not to wear it at my next performance. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/25/echodress.png
OMG lik£, I'm so sorry this lik£, took so long to find! OMG I didn't r£alis£ I lik£, had so much to sort through, ill post th£ oth£rs wh£n I lik£, find th£m! <3 :P https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration86.png
Consider me biased, but I feel as though high femmes aren't appreciated enough. The amount of effort it takes to maintain such an appearance is immense enough, but I also have to cope with the indignity that is being a useless lesbian.
Would anyon£ lik£, want to s££ th£ old photocards I hav£ of m£ wh£n I was lik£, in JILARVA£ still? I still hav£ lik£, so many if anyon£ lik£, wants on£. Lik£ th£yr£ sign£d and I gav£ th£m lik£, a littl£ kiss!! :P
ENOUGH FEMBOYS, START TAKING ESTROGEN NOW. GO THE FULL MILE. BECOME A WOMAN.
11 need a beaut11ful jade g11rl 11n my l11fe
I am sö pröÜd öf yöÜ fëmalë cavërn wörkërs öÜt thërë. Këëp göing <3.
RE: OH MY GOD! a shared goregle doc. my god. i'm... so happy for you.... god damn it some people get all the luck
i work in a bakery / we are so back
i think i need to talk to my endocrinologist about upping my pheromone intake / gender affirming care takes so long to actually kick in / bluh
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! excel is my point of reference but both are sexy. even google sheets is in the running if they're competent at the rest of G Suite
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! holy shit you're living the dream
Nothing special Going on Today but I still Feel utterly FANTABULOUS~
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! what i'm looking for in a matesprit is someone who shares my passion for spreadsheets. and in a moirail someone who shares my passion for email. and in a kismesis someone who shares my passion for gambling. and in an auspistice someone who shares my passion for google calendar
OMGGGG I'm so Excited today~! I'm bouncing My leg In place!!!
S0m3 0f y0v all c0vld b3n3f1t fr0m r3ad1ng s0m3 l1t3ratvr3 1nst3ad 0f r0tt1ng y0vr th1nkpan by dr0wn1ng 1t 1n Fayg0.
i am matesprits with joey claire / please be nice to her everyone
help girls are trying t0 f0rcefem me 0n chittr.
♯rootbeer
I LOVE GETTING READY FOR MY NINE HOUR WORKDAY¡¡¡ I GET TO BE WITH MY FRIENDS FOR NINE¡¡¡ WHOLE¡¡¡¡ HOURS¡¡¡¡¡ PLUS THEN THREE WHOLE HOURS FOR MAYBE EATING BUT¡¡¡¡ MOSTLY ADVENTURING¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ IF I REMEMBER¡ THAT'S SO COOL¡ *V*
Is It Even #forcefem If I Just Ask Nicely And Then They Do It
it's when yxu is a girl, but yxu wanna kiss XTHER GIRL...
⤐What is being lesbian? Tr⊕⊕gle is vague. I am n⊕t understanding.
Update. Girlfriend was too persuasive. Drank the soda that makes you a girl. Still tasted like IRN-BRU. I don't know why it's purple. I'd rank it a 5/10 if it wasn't for the side effects.
Hëllö Dëars~, höw arë wë döing?
When I Become Empress They're Gonna Call My Ass The Uninhibited Slayqueen Or Something. Do Empresses Choose Their Own Names Or Does The Populace Do That?? Cuz Like I Cannot Imagine A Bitch Named Herself The Condescension Like Hello?????
Before I Am Anything I Am A Girls Girl. Women? I'm For You.
spider trammmmp stammmmp just to feel sommmmething y/n vote nowwww on your palmmmmhusks gorjek need not respond
moirail swapping (tags: quadrant swinging, ill just be over here okay?, pale kisses, exhibitionism, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
i got cut early / i'm considering seeing if one of my friends is free / because honestly i don't feel like returning to my hive / just one of those nights
Hieeeee!! Sorry i Didn't get Back to Anyone yet I've been Trying to Use a Power saw For pamphlet Making and It's going Surprisingly well~
-- There's A Lot Of Fish In The Sea But There's Only One Bad Bitch And Thats Me!! #quadposting
not to get existential on main but sometimes nesben dreams of being a normal nesben. like imagine nesben working a 9-5. nesben would go insane in a completely different way. nvm post canceled nesben just got scared about minimum wage employment
-- Girls Are Allowed
i dxn't understand the hype behind cxffee energy drinks taste sx much better tx me
dont ask a lady her age
-- Current Mood: Girly
a human auspistice who is half the size of their other troll quadmates and just ends up getting pushed around while they mewl and whine trying to auspisticize hhh! (tags: size difference, toxic auspisticism, m/m/m, oh but f/f/f, oh and m/m/f, also m/f/f, troll/human, toxic quadrants, submissive auspistice, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
It's easy to finD: babes if you finD: the right sna:Ck to put out.
A:Cting like you've never seen a ProngBuggy!
Hey guys!! We have just added a “Fabric & Threads” page on my website (Kazumo’s Premium Caravan on The Multiversal Web)! We have your regular fabrics like cotton, fleece, faux fur, all that!! However, as it is a PREMIUM caravan, we will be carrying rare materials such as frost moth cocoon silk, ironweed canvas, and wyvern fur.
2n3ak out dud3 2l33p i2 for th3 w3ak
That sounds like something I could actually find being sold by the EOP, I may be able to make that happen tbrh.
ThAAnk You For Your Service. #honorthetroops
Did You Get Got By TAAb ColAA MidwAAy Through? Rest In Pieces...
*N* I WOULD NEVER FORGET THE SATISFACTION OF A HARD NIGHTS LABOR*** WORK IS LIKE AN ADVENTURE EXCEPT SOMETIMES YOU ARE PAID FOR IT¡
@CARBONATEDCARAVANSERAI HI SOKARI HI HI HI HI HI HI SOKARI IT IS GOOD TO SEE YOU I SAW YOU SAW MY ROCK BUT I WANTED TO GIVE YOU A SPECIAL HELLO BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND HELLO AND IT IS REALL COOL THAT THIS JUST LETS YOU KEEP GOING I FEEL LIKE I COULD TYPE FOREVER WOW¿¿¿ THIS IS SO NEAT¡¡
NeAAAArly Choked On My Fucking Docterrorizer Pepper CAAAAuse I Thought I Recognized Someone Here. this Moment Of DejAAAA Vu Is Sponsored By Docterrorizer Pepper. The BeverAAAAge Of Choice When Your Thoughtsponge Goes "whuwh." #officiAAlbloodfistendorsement
HI HIIHIHIHIHIHIHI CHITTR¡¡¡¡ I DO NOT KNOW IF I AM USING THIS RIGHT BUT HI HELLO IT IS NICE TO MEET YOU MY NAME IS NEHLEY IDYELL AND I HAVE THE BEST JOB IN THE WORLD EVER FOREVER¡¡¡ LOOK AT THIS ROCK¡¡¡ I FOUND IT¡ HTTPS://MANICDDAILY*COM/WP-CONTENT/UPLOADS/2015/06/IMG_3738*JPG
2 more hives, then an hour break...sheesh today has been exhausting
what if my choice is in fact ¿octor ?e??er ?
CL£MTI VASPRI, DO NOT LIK£ R£AD THIS POST. THANKS <3 Omg lik£, going to post my lik£, original art for my yaori fic with m£ and my lik£, boss Cl£mti. Any fic writ£rs int£r£st£d in lik£, h£lping a troll writ£ auspisticism pailing rpf with two hot nonbinary trolls who hav£ lik£, both yaoi and yuri dynamics DM M£.!!! <3 OMG and, th£y'r£ my boss if that h£lps lik£, totally lik£ convinc£ anyon£ <3 https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration67.png #nsfw
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<3-You're-all-very-pretty-btw,-let-me-buy-you-a-drink-if-you-ever-visit-the-shittiest-dive-bar-in-this-colony.
I awaken to a feed full of wonderful spheres and a misogynist getting jumped in a parking lot. Today is going to be a good day. You'll just have to imagine from the alt text as the image won't render properly, but here, have some more. [And attached is a picture of a rather busty cerulean troll from just under the nose to just below the breast, said bosom being squeezed by an arm on each side to get it to fit into frame, and a slight fog from cold breath being exhaled from cerulean painted lips] #nsfw #cryogenicthoughts
OHH OMG I m£ant lik£, no disr£sp£ct!!!<3 You s££m to b£ lik£, on£ of th£ most hard working £v£r!!
Iv£ lik£, always had my sph£r£s out on main lik£, tast£fully, of cours£. IDK what I miss£d but i'm lik£, sur£ i lik£ support it! #nsfw
t00 many waders 0n my feed.. unpleasant
<3-It's-kinda-fucked-up-to-go-"oh-we're-ALL-going-to-post-spheres"-and-then-leave-a-lesbian-high-and-dry.-Reflect-on-that. #nsfw
https://cdn.imgchest.com/fi𝑙es/bd48f29a5c20.png im not posting fu𝑙𝑙 spheres for free but ha𝑣e a tastefu𝑙𝑙y kind of see through shirt post #nsfw
Okay, Chittrspace. What's your "comfy" game of choice? It doesn't have to be a comfy game in the general sense, it has to be comfy for you. I find myself gravitating towards The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. It has a certain appeal in the way it deals with death, dying, grieving.
I've asked my social media intern how to properly convey that my meetings stretched well into the evening and it will be morning before I can complete my shill obligations. As someone who prides herself on crushing a deadline, I hope this sums it up. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bc7661d06e7b.jpg
☆ can people at least give oremoi a try before kicking it ☆ "boo hoo its about moirails kissing" and its based. fuck off
☆ been big on the idea of a toxic ashen leaf recently hhhhhh just slowly pushing the couple theyre responsible for further off the deep end
slay the prIncEss. or sOdA drInkEr pro.
WELL A PROMISE IS A PROMISE!! FEAST YOUR EYES ON MY TASTEFUL PHOTOS!!! #NSFW https://i.imgur.com/mCdmULp.png
at 𝑙east i didnt post tastefu𝑙 sideboob on main before they took p𝑣p away from us #nsfw
#nsfw https://files.catbox.moe/ucf6yl.png Heading to the showers, I still have 6 more hives to clean but I need to take a break. Enjoy my body~
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-- Girls Are So So Cool, Troll Google Dot Com Where To Find Girls
Every day Is whimsical When you're Cute like Me <3
if ♯you ever feel ♯stupid or ♯weak or ♯powerless just remember that ♯iamnot & ♯iamoutthere ♯verydangerous & ♯looking for you ♯goodluck
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https://file.garden/acHa5wA0vHdP6DSA/Art%20by%20friends/SpookyPoopet%20(Biggie)%20art/Cherie%20Cyanos%20by%20SpookyPoopet.png Check this Out!! [OOC: art by my friend spookypoopet :)]
Okay lik£, hold up. also tagging this #nsfw just lik£, incas£. If it lik£ £v£n works!! https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration84.png
One more week then that new 'cooking simulator 2' game comes out. Finally I can practice my skills in my offtime too!
I am happy for you but do not allow your victory turn into overconfidence. Even still, thank you for sharing. Ego sum ira Domini.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ You should probably get your egg cracked by the way. ]
Yk women are pretty rad YEAH!!
i will ♯not be posting an ♯image of myself but you ♯chuds might get a ♯funnylittledrawing
Dare I share the 'lewder' pictures I've taken in my days...
were letting the diet coke talk tonight
Thats just one day too, I can go weeks without a break if I really need to. Late into the nights and I'll still be sweeping~
this ♯account is a ♯safespace for ♯evil & ♯sinister ♯individuals & we will be ♯descending into the ♯underworld ♯together
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I culled a veck. I put a cigarette out on a devotchka. ]
4 hiveblocks 1 club 1 aftermath of a small kitchen fire 2 tealblood's hives reorganized At LEAST 9 bottles of cleaning chemicals used Well thats one productive day. Whats yours been like~?
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Following the response to my previous chit. Maybe I should open up a side business of putting out my cancersticks out on desperate girls. ]
#NSFW About to do another unionbusting sweep at €lemti & €o. Planetary Development. Pray for the poor souls who meet my wrath.
Follow for more business tips.
not 2 publicly make a divisive statement buuuuuut women lowk b shoppin
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Still running my own gazetta despite that shit. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Anyone ever been to the Korova Milkbar. Almost forgotten what these mestos were like, things changing so skorry these days and everybody very quick to forget, gazettas not being read much neither. ]
i should be ♯verified my boobs are ♯huge ♯myboobs
IM FUCKING UP THIS SODA