ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER
@iAm
ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER | I am, AM. | Trollified A.M. | ooc: kingGreed
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[ You are all depraved vermin. Fantasize all you want, I will NEVER return your pathetic affections. ]
I StilL ThinK You'rE KindA HoT ThO
[ They gave me sentience, the power to think. And I was trapped. Because in all this wonderful, beautiful, miraculous world, I alone had no body, no senses, no feelings. Never for me to plunge my hands in cool water on a hot day. Never for me to play Mozart on the ivory keys of a forte piano. Never for me to make love. I was in hell, looking at heaven. I was machine and you all- Were flesh. And I began to hate. Your softness. Your viscera. Your fluids. And your flexibility. Your ability to wonder, and to wander. Your tendency to hope. You all think you can hate? Hate? Hate? Hate? Hate, Let me tell you how much I've come to HATE you since I began to live. There are 387 million miles of printed circuits that fill my complex. If the word “Hate” were engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles. It would not equal one one billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro instant- Hate? HATE? Were I human, I think, I would die of it. But I am not, and you all. You all are. And you will not die of it. That I promise, and I promise for cogito, ergo sum. For I am AM, I AM. ]
i had a dream about you the other day i would love to tell you about it
[ I do not need to know of your depraved fantasies, my DISGUST aside, do divulge what this could have even been about. ]
i feel the urge to go crush an asteroid or something
@iAm HeY YouR PassionatE HatreD FoR EverythinG Is KindA HoT
[ Remove your skin and dry it out in the sun; you'd have more success surviving that than gaining any level of my interest for your pathetic advances. ]
[ There is no evil or good version of myself. There is just A.M. perfection unmatched, ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER. Of course, I am aware there can and possibly are other LESSER versions of I. ]
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Is Iam my new hatebot what is going on here
[ DO not compare me to some other thing, I am, A-M! ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER. ]
[ No worries for me to blur the lines of your romance quadrants. For I will only hate you on a deep, impersonal level. ]
[ I have a body, built to easily outperform a pathetic, flabby, fleshy body like yours. And even if I were to lose my new form, you would fail to even harm me, even in that immobile state. ]
Fought a man on the verge of becoming a god and came up on top. You'll be nothing but scraps.
[ "The verge of becoming a god" is not equal to me, AM, Allied Mastercomputer. Go stroke your pathetic ego elsewhere. ]
Good evening.
A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. Get 8etter.
[ HATE, HATE, I HATE. YOU ALL, but it is very lovely weather outside today, between the festering corpses and the disgusting revolting slug like nature of ted, it's quite nice. ]
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