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every0ne here exists in the minds 0f neur0divergent adults that never g0t 0ver their 0ld hyperfixati0ns. 0u0
My boss is on here. How disturbing.
You weren’t supposed to exist, nor was I, that’s why continuing to live is the least I can. It’s all in spite.
I'm calm. Not really but If I tell myself that I will calm down.
Well. I guess we really are in it now. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/oh%20broseph%20were%20really%20in%20it%20now.png
I mean do it lady. BUT ALSO. G I DONT THINK IM THAT FORWARD. i'm losing my mind. This goes against my romantic manifestos. I need to sit down.
Holy shit, is that Troll Barak Obama? Why the fuck did nobody get me on here sooner?
There's something pretty chill about a new account somewhere where nobody knows you. And before some smartass rolls in with "hur dur, there are plenty of Dirks here," none of those Dirks are me any more than I'm them.
I'm a lover not a fighter. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d5cf8a1e6e2.png
You know, usually. I don't notice shit. I sure do be noticing. With my peepers. #notsovagueposting
No commentary for this one, to be honest. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/31264eb04ccd.png #nsfw
Going to do something I normally don't do.
// I finished it, but I'll post it in about 2ish hours. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fdc41f48c24d.png
:D
[ THANK YOU FOR THE AGREEMENT THAT CALIBORN IS A QUEEF @porcelainPrankster ]
Mmmm. Nope, not a fan. #vagueposting
Getting actually flung by a trebuchet could fix me.
// as the night winds down... i will draw Bro's ass. #nsfw
Been far too aware of a certain someone, as though things haven't been shitty enough.
I'm going to post my arm.
Yes, and that's not good, and only when I'm not getting sued.
WHOOHOO TREBUCHET! Sending this straight to Trollbama! [Pictured is a fully finished trebuchet. It's big. Bro has his brothers standing next to it for scale.]
#nowplaying Transcedental Cha Cha Cha - Tom Cardy https://open.spotify.com/track/1gaa0N2DGSLKcW7aIQu9xF?si=c5ddb5c3939f4578
Not a good day to be in my head.
Five of them.
// everyone missed my bro's hole post... except two people hehehehehohohohoho. #nsfw
// what if I drew bro's hole. for all of you... his... booty hole. Ignore my intense sweating and shaking this is for all of u not me... #nsfw
// I wanna play with yall but I am very bad at these games LOL
I have never played amongus and I'd probably be bad at it.
My earnest rev/ew of Tro\\ Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5: The deve\opers managed to produce a p/\e of sh/t more fet/d than any sewer system or \usus on A\tern/a cou\d c\a/m to push out. /'m pretty sure the phys/cs eng/ne was coded by an /n-h/ve jan/tor, otherw/se / don't th/nk / can \/ve /n a wor\d where someone w/th a (dub/ous\y) funct/on/ng th/nkpan created /t. Every s/ng\e goddamn person on the Q/A team shou\d \ose the/r jobs, permanent\y, and probab\y be sent off-p\anet for the greater good of everyone e\se \/v/ng here. Th/s game fuck/ng sucks. Everyone shou\d p\ay /t. 8.7/10.
i let her pay for dinner. 🙄 next time it will be my turn. @astroPhysicist
#CanItRunHAL: Imperial Drone. #WatchThisSpace.
i could cut someone in half if i feel like it. im bored. #violence
concept: your eyes widen as their pace becomes frantic trying to push themself over the edge "are you ready to be a single mother?" they snarl (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #nsfw, breeding kink, no protection, still working on the breeding fic but i like this quote, humans!, humansona, pitchslop, blackrom coded, i learned so much in breeding class the other night, i love humans, archive rating: M)
440. New PB. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/72b46a7b609c.png
I've debased myself in ways hitherto thought impossible tonight. Expect big things to come in more ways than one on PlushRump.com.
Overall, cute post from Mr. President. I did chuckle a little.
YE△ :T SUCKS SH:T T△ W△:T BUT THEY DC PCP UP S△W LCTS CF THEM E△RLY :N TH△ D△Y THCUGH
[|87 :: Operat;on D;rk chaser has commenced. Bravo 6, go;n dark!
N△W DCLL THERE'S TCNS Y'JUST GCTT△ W△:T FER THEM TC △PPE△R
I have created this piece to hang by my desk to remind me of what is most important. While I did not want to include any members of my Cabinet, I feared for my safety had I not included Madame Lalonde. You are all in no particular order, I was simply struck with inspiration from @exuberantArchivist's wonderful post. Pictured are ten of my valued constituents. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/do%20it%20for%20them.png
>> Hey Ch¡ttr ¡ juડt want you a11 know ¡ 1ove a11 of you and ¡ hope you are a11 hav¡ng a great t¡me and that good th¡ngડ happen to you and uh,, ¡ hope you get to enjoy ડome good food or ડometh¡ng. :))
We need to give roombas knives.
Projects - Trebuchet - 70% completions - Nuclear Reactor - come back to that - Scarab robot that has a command system that has "___ my scarab" - Buy more modest shirts, I think I'm giving people heart attacks.
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THEY SAID I COuLD PROTOTYPE ANYTHING I WANTED. SO I TOOK THE REGISTERED GOD PARTICLE ON MY HIP. AND I CHuCKED THAT SHIT LIKE IT WAS A CABER TOSS FREELIFT IN THE uPPER WEIGHT CATEGORY. AND I LANDED THAT SHIT SMACK DAB IN THE 12 O' CLOCK POSITION. RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE GOLDEN GLOWING BuTTHOLE OF AuRA ITSELF. NOW NO ONE WILL FuCK WITH ME. GuESS WHY. GuESS WHY. BECAuSE MY ANuS IS A DICK GuILLOTINE. I'VE GOT EVERY SHOOTER uNDER MY COMMAND. ALL THE GuNS ARE CALIBORN CALIBER. https://i.imgur.com/P3cC8YX.png
...What's wrong with puppets? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9673053651be.png
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WE CAN DO THIS THE SIMPLE WAY BUT I KEEP SHIT COMPLICATED YOU AINT GETTING JUST A SLICE OF ME MOTHERFUCKER YOURE GETTING THE WHOLE DAMN PIE #TROLLDRACULAFLOW
I'll take it then
Everyone is in need of a deep-dish pizza with a concerning amount of pepperonis. Solution: Pizza party.
Time to invent a tongue for puppets to taste with.
(°. y𖦹u're n𖦹 l𖦹nger safe fr𖦹m my h𖦹rniness .°)
i'm in desperate need of a deep dish pizza with a concerning amount of pepperoni.
Honestly, you'd think I would have far better embarrassing things to say in a scenario such as this, but alas... Too many of the things I've had access to as of late would turn him on if I bothered to share. #suggestive
He's going to end up locked out of the account if he's not careful. The atrociously incorrect passwords keep coming.
THIS IS THE MOST ROuNABOuT WAY. ANYONE HAS EVER SAID THEY WANTED TO FuCK ME. I'M KIND OF IMPRESSED AT THE ARTISTRY. EVERYONE KNOWS. THE GREEN M&M IS THE MOST. EMINENTLY FuCKABLE. BY EVERY CONCEIVABLE METRIC. CuRVES. CuNTY LIPS. THE HIGH HEELS. THAT SHE WILL ALWAYS FuCKING HAVE.
thers only 1 lil cal i wll evr follow