he literally has puppet rabies
he needs to be put down
studied for puppet science
100% flufftality
every puppet that comes into contact with him
has the risk of biting the hand that leads it
i am so much more dope with a sword these days
do not fucking play around
i will mall cop flashlight curbstomp your ass so hard youll see tweety birds
just fucking playing dog no harm no foul no woman no cry
grampapi mad
someone get his walking sword
his senior discounted parking spot
his point six flags season pass
no cap
cause his scalp is too bald to fit a hat on top it that dont slide the fuck off
GONNA GET CLOSE TO YOU, GIVE MY LOVING TO YOU..
ATLEAST UNTIL YOU'RE GOING AWAAYYY
I KNOW ..THAT I'M NOT GOOD~
I'M NEVER GONNA TREAT YOU LIKE I SHOULD..~
#LYRICPOSTING
IT'S AMUSING HOW QUITE A FEW OF YOU ARE SO DESPERATELY TRYING TO DISAGREE WITH THINGS THAT ULT DIRK SAYS EVEN THOUGH THOSE SAID THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T REALLY DISAGREE WITH JUUUSTTT BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE HIM... SAYS A LOT ABOUT YOU HOO HOO!!!
disagreeing with a guy just cause you don't like him is petty yeah but all he really tweets about lately are things that aren't his business considering he's not a woman nor a lesbian last i checked. :B
THERE IS PLENTY OF PEOPLE ON THIS SITE WHO HAVE TALKED ABOUT OR ACTIVELY TALK ABOUT THINGS THAT AREN'T THEIR BUSINESS SOOOO... HEE HEE!!! TRULY DEFINES THE INTERNET DOESN'T IT, HE'S MADE SOME GOOD POINTS REGARDLESS