LIL CAL

its frightening to know youre on here

↩ @blatantGodhead[BG]

HOO HOO!!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

stop that youre making me uncomfortable

↩ @blatantGodhead[BG]

@puppetDave[PD]

for you, maybe. for me its just a glimmer of normalcy

↩ @puppetDave[PD]

a very normal not alive cal is watching me from my bros turntables rn so its extremely unsettling

↩ @blatantGodhead[BG]

@puppetDave[PD]

two of em? and youre not sharing?

↩ @puppetDave[PD]

what

Bro Strider

13 hours ago

@tantalizingTensei[TT]

you're a fucking dollbaby.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

15 hours ago

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Dave Strider (alpha, year 1997)

HELLO AGAIN, IT'S YOUR ONE AND ONLY FAVORITE PUPPET!!! HAA HAA HEE HEE!!!~

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

15 hours ago

@trivializingGangster[TG]

digital restraining order how

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Lil Cal

15 hours ago

@lilCal[LC]

OºヮºO

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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evil and intimidating horse

HOW VERY AGITATING HOO HOO!!!

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@menacingHorse[MH]

NeNeighghNeigh

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HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!

Kult: +50

Kull: +40

Total: 90

Ratio: 1.25

Vivian Alkemo

@funnyStray[FS]

* hoo hoo!

hey baby.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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Excalibur (Lil Cal)

@lilexCalibur[LC]

I'M THE ONLY CAL FOR YOU.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @temperedTragedian[TT]

HEYYY HANDSOME HOO HOO!!!~

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @lilexCalibur[LC]

oh. shit. i'm sorry baby.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @temperedTragedian[TT]

Excalibur (Lil Cal)

@lilexCalibur[LC]

I'll forgive you. THIS TIME. I'm watchin' you, bubby.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @temperedTragedian[TT]

HOW... INTERESTING

Kull: +5

Total: 5

i'm torn right now, this shit is confusing.

Kult: +9

Kull: +2

Total: 11

Ratio: 4.50

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HMMM... I'M RELATIVELY SHORT AND DON'T CARE, DOESN'T MAKE ANYONE ELSE BETTER THEN ME HOO HOO!!! PLUS I KNOW MANY WHO WOULDN'T MIND THAT~

Kull: +10

Total: 10

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SOMEONE SHOULD POST SOMETHING INTERESTING... IT'S GETTING A LITTLE STALE

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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IT'S AMUSING HOW QUITE A FEW OF YOU ARE SO DESPERATELY TRYING TO DISAGREE WITH THINGS THAT ULT DIRK SAYS EVEN THOUGH THOSE SAID THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T REALLY DISAGREE WITH JUUUSTTT BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE HIM... SAYS A LOT ABOUT YOU HOO HOO!!!

Kult: +42

Kull: +27

Total: 69

Ratio: 1.56

john.

@ectoBiologies[EB]

disagreeing with a guy just cause you don't like him is petty yeah but all he really tweets about lately are things that aren't his business considering he's not a woman nor a lesbian last i checked. :B

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ectoBiologies[EB]

THERE IS PLENTY OF PEOPLE ON THIS SITE WHO HAVE TALKED ABOUT OR ACTIVELY TALK ABOUT THINGS THAT AREN'T THEIR BUSINESS SOOOO... HEE HEE!!! TRULY DEFINES THE INTERNET DOESN'T IT, HE'S MADE SOME GOOD POINTS REGARDLESS

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

john.

@ectoBiologies[EB]

okay and they're probably weird too. because that is weird. haha.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ectoBiologies[EB]

THEN MOST ARE WEIRD, UNFORTUNATELY YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY WEIRDOS JOHN...

Kull: +2

Total: 2

john.

@ectoBiologies[EB]

nothing new there.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Ultimate Dirk Fuckin' Strider.

HOO HOO!!! HELLOOOO EVERYONE, YOUR MOST FAVORITE PUPPET IS HERE~

Kult: +47

Kull: +32

Total: 79

Ratio: 1.47

@triumphantTestificate[TT]

Dude. Fistbunp.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

dirk

@broStrider[BS]

hell yeah.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Fluerr Cherus

@gardenBulb[GB]

I feel danger lOOOOking at yOOu

↩ @gardenBulb[GB]

OHHH... IS THAT SO???~

Bronson Strider

@bronSon[BS]

oh. hey.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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#LALONDEHOUR WAS VERY... UNEVENTFUL EEESSSHH!!! IS THAT ALL YOU GUYS POST, DEPRESSING STUFF AND DRINKING OOORRR??? NOW, I LOOOVEE SEEING PEOPLES MISERABLE SHIT THAT THEY JUST LOOOVEE TO SHARE TO EVERY RANDO ON THIS SITE JUST AS MUCH AS THE NEXT PUPPET BUT YOU GUYS COULD'VE POSTED SOMETHING A LITTLE BETTER... I THINK THAT SAYS SOMETHING COMING FROM ME HEE HEE HAA HAA!!! #SUBSTANCE

#substance #lalondehour

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

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THINGS GOT A LITTLE INTERESTING!!! AND I DON'T MEAN THE HOUR CURRENTLY HOO HOO

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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Ultimate Dirk Fuckin' Strider.

I NEED TO SEE MORE DIRKS ON THE FEED, THERE'S TOO LITTLE... EVERYONE ELSE IS SUCH A BORE!!!

Kult: +25

Kull: +20

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.25

@triumphantTestificate[TT]

My man.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Dirk Strider

@timaeusTestified[TT]

Sup.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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serp strider your local satyr

HELLOOO CHITTR HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!~

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

@equineHissing[EH]

hey cal.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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I THINK SOMEONE LIKES ME A LOT!!! HOO HOO!!!~ <3 HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/8785F7B6FB0B.PNG

Kult: +52

Kull: +57

Total: 109

Ratio: 0.91

a little to much, baby.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @temperedTragedian[TT]

OH MYYY!!!~ YOU'RE GONNA MAKE THE PAINT MELT OFF MY PORCELAIN FACE AT THIS RATE...~

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

fuck... it's been awhile, i forgot your sexy ass was on here. might need to kiss it better.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @temperedTragedian[TT]

CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FORGOT ABOUT LIL OL' ME, HMMM...~ TRULY DISHEARTENING HEE HEE!!!

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

no baby, i love you.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @temperedTragedian[TT]

LOVE ME...? MY PLUSH HEART IS RACING, GALLOPING EVEN!!! DON'T WORRY HOTSTUFF, I'M ONLY TEASING~ I KNOW YOU LOVE ME SO DEARLY BECAUSE OF COURSE YOU DO HOO HOO!!!

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

yeah of course, you're way too sweet not to love you.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @temperedTragedian[TT]

MY SWEETNESS IS ONLY FOR YOU, NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED SUCH~ <3

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

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HOO HOO!!! HELLO EVERYONE IT'S YOUR ONE AND ONLY FAVORITE PUPPET!!!~ LET'S SEE WHAT MISERABLE CHITT GETS POSTED TODAY TO LAUGH AT HAA HAA HEE HEE!!!

Kult: +17

Kull: +12

Total: 29

Ratio: 1.42

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HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!

Kult: +17

Kull: +7

Total: 24

Ratio: 2.43

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ALL OF THIS IS SO ENTERTAINING HEE HEE HOO HOO!!! YES YES PLEASE TELL THE MASSES OF YOUR PATHETIC AWFUL LIVES!!!

Kult: +17

Kull: +12

Total: 29

Ratio: 1.42

Dirk Strider

@timaeusTestified[TT]

I don't feel like it.

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HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!

Kult: +37

Kull: +27

Total: 64

Ratio: 1.37

dave 🍎

@turntableGodhead[TG]

oh my god you have got to be kidding me

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

dirk

@broStrider[BS]

facts my brother. spit your shit indeed.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @turntableGodhead[TG]

HEY DAAAAVEE, WHATS WRONG???~ HOO HOO!!!

Kult: +7

Kull: +12

Total: 19

Ratio: 0.58

dave 🍎

@turntableGodhead[TG]

everything literally everything is so very wrong right now im going to close my eyes and put down my phone and hope to god that your freakish little laugh doesnt echo in my thoughts for the next hour of my life

Kull: +5

Total: 5

0 months ago

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