LIL CAL
@porcelainPrankster
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!
RISE AND SHINE SWINES!!! HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!
never f0rget that i c0uld make y0u debase y0urself f0r ficti0nal internet cl0ut. 0u0
SO CRUEL TO ME!!! I AM SIMPLY A MERE PUPPET...
y0u self-aggrandize en0ugh t0 tell me y0u d0n't mean that. watch y0urself. 0u0
NOTHING INTERESTING IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, SOMEONE SHOULD COMMIT ARSON OR KILL SOMEONE HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!
JUST A REMINDER I'M THE GREATEST PUPPET TO EXIST ON THIS PLANET AND YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL TO BE WITHIN 25,000 MILES OF ME!!! HOO HOO!!!
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!! GOOD MORNING ROACHES, YOUR FAVORITE PUPPET IS BACK!!!
GOODNIGHT EVERYONE, THIS PUPPET NEEDS SOME BEAUTY SLEEP!!!~ HOPE TO SEE YOU IN YOUR NIGHTMARES HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!
OH DEAR!!!~ THAT'S A LOT OF VARIENTS...
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!! I NEED A MOMENT TO RECOVER-
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, I'M GONNA FIND YA I'M GONNA GET YA GET YA GET YA GET YA!!! ONE WAY... OR ANOTHER I'M GONNA WIN YA I'LL GET YA!!! I'LL GET YA!!! ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, I'M GONNA SEE YA I'M GONNA MEET YA MEET YA MEET YA MEET YA!!! ONE DAY, MAYBE NEXT WEEK??? I'M GONNA MEET YA I'LL MEET YA!!!~ #lyricposting
HMMM WHERE'S ALL THE FELLA'S WITH THE COOL ANIME SHADES... ARE THEY DEAD OR SOMETHING???
N△W DCLL THERE'S TCNS Y'JUST GCTT△ W△:T FER THEM TC △PPE△R
WAITING IS NOT THE MOST PLEASANT THING TO DO... BUT ANYTHING FOR THEM I SUPPOSE!!!~
[|87 :: Operat;on D;rk chaser has commenced. Bravo 6, go;n dark!
YE△ :T SUCKS SH:T T△ W△:T BUT THEY DC PCP UP S△W LCTS CF THEM E△RLY :N TH△ D△Y THCUGH
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!! I SUPPOSE I SHOULD MAKE A SORT OF GET TO KNOW ME POST HELLO I'M LIL CAL OBVIOUSLY, THE BEST PUPPET TO EVER EXIST!!! I WAS INFACT CREATED BUT MY SENTIENCE IS COMPLETELY MY OWN I CAME HERE TO HAVE FUN AND MAYBE MESS WITH A FEW PEOPLE, GET INTO PEOPLES HEADS YKNOW, THE USUAL~ ALSO... I'M MAYBE LOOKING FOR VERY SPECIFIC INDIVIDUALS!!!~ ON THE HUMAN SIDE, YES YES!! NOT MUCH ELSE TO SAY REALLYYY BUT IF I SHOW UP IN YOUR NIGHTMARES, JUST BE GRATEFUL I'M GRACING YOU WITH MY PRESENCE HEE HEE HOO HOO!!! <3 ((OOC: He may be a cunt to you and i apologize on his behalf lol also he may talk about suggestive stuff which shouldn't be shocking, yes you can flirt with the puppet but unless you're a loser with totally cool anime shades, it will probably only boost his ego )) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=valVixMpzQY https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48d1a49b86a2.png
SO MANY DAVE'S ON HERE, HOW DELIGHTFUL!!!-
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!! THE BEST PUPPET TO EXIST IS BACK, GOOD MORNING GOOD EVENING OR GOOD NIGHT!!! IT SEEMS I'VE SLID IN DURING... HORNYPOSTING HOURS??? HOW EXCITING, PEOPLE TRULY DO JUST SHOW OFF ALL THEIR PUNY ATTRIBUTES ON THE INTERNET!!!
EVEN THOUGH MY ARRIVAL WAS SHORT, I DO HAVE TO LEAVE FOR NOW!!! BUT DO NOT WORRY, I SHALL BE BACK AND READY TO GRACE MORE PEOPLE WITH MY PRESENCE LATER HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!! BYE BYEEE!!!~
SWOOONNN...~ I APPEAR TO BE VERY POPULAR!!! HEE HEE!!! AS IT SHOULD BE!!!
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!! HELLO EVERY PERSON, PUPPET AND SWINE!!! THE MOST LOVEABLE PUPPET HAS ARRIVED!!!
i shove my hand up your ass and slave over a hot oven to make your supper and tuck you in and read you bedtime stories and this is the thanks i get? im getting a #divorce and leaving you with your mother
yeah the green m&m high hhels she def wil never lose makes it esir to tll shes trans pst trnsition i love my trans m&m
THERE WAS NEVER AN uGLY OLD GREEN M&M YOu FuCKING DuMMY. THEY WERE ALWAYS. AND ONLY EVER ARE. CuNTY AND FuCKABLE.
FuCKER IS AFRAID TO BE EVEN PRETEND PROBLEMATIC. WRAP HE. SHE. THEY. XHIR. STRINGS uP. IT'S OVER. THIS PuPPET'S NOT A PERFORMER. IT'S A PERFORMANCE ACT. JuST ANOTHER HACKED TO BITS HACK COMEDIAN IN TOO MANY TINY PIECES TO SAY ANYTHING AT ALL. SCARED OF BEING CANCELLED. BY THE BIG MAD. uTTERLY WASHED BEFORE THE GOAT EVEN GREW HORNS. uTTERLY uNWORTHY.
WELL I AM NOT PURELY AN ANGRY LITTLE GOBLIN LIKE YOU AND I HATE PEOPLE REGARDLESS IF THEY'RE TRANS OR WHATEVER, THIS DOES NOT MAKE ME TRANSPHOBIC NO NO NO!!! I AM SIMPLY A PUPPET, I DID NOT COME HERE TO SOLELY ARGUE AND INSULT PEOPLE LIKE YOU PROBABLY DID WHICH IS SAD BUT I ADMIT VERY FUNNY HEE HEE!!! YES IT IS NOT MY GOAL TO BE TRULY PROBLEMATIC, I AM MORE OF AN OBSERVER THAT SOMETIMES INSTIGATES STUFF, I HOPE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND ALMIGHTY CALIBORN... HOO HOO!!!
TRANS PERSON (+) HATING PuPPET CALLED ME MIGHTY. YOu FOLKS SAW IT HERE FIRST.