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@turntechGodbird

descant or des. she/her part bird part human part sword. all sprite. not much else to say on the matter ((common content here: substance abuse, nsfw/e, mental health problems, suboptimal parenting))

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my head hurts and i think im gonna make it a bunch of peoples problem even though i could probably just do something about it instead of bitch

Kult: +17
Kull: +17
Total: 34
Ratio: 1.00

Shall I kiss it better perhap?

maybe then you could also confirm my cerebrospinal fluid is all where its supposed to be

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Aye aye Madame captain!!

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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huh now whats got me in a weird panic rn what the fuck caused that

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40

man is something in the air daves wise today

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watched a wasp eat a caterpillar today it was sick as hell

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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trying to talk to my brother but he just keeps tightening the noose hes been wearing around his neck for the past day every time i open my mouth

Kult: +25
Kull: +27
Total: 52
Ratio: 0.93

I enjoy it.

↩ @broSprite[BS]

take that shit off

Tightening it right now.

↩ @broSprite[BS]

i should cut that rope i stg

Video game reference.

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hes lucky that ive got some sort of predisposition to keep him alive otherwise i wouldve gotten his ass by now and that shit would be ruled as just #fuckspritemechanics

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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grasshopper #grasshopper

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

aaww

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who else under the feather rn

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

weather i meant to say weather

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whatever hits all of you directly in the face with my wings

Kult: +15
Kull: +7
Total: 22
Ratio: 2.14

Ptoo!! Got a fluffy feather in my speaker box there!! Soft as a… well, a feather! :D

Kult: +5
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@broSprite wont stop sending me penis maybe i should let him kill himself

Kult: +162
Kull: +150
Total: 312
Ratio: 1.08

its crazy how every time i make it clear i dont want to be called bro or dude suddenly im a huge bitch

Kult: +2
Total: 2

🛡️🛡️🛡️🛡️Oh no!! PENIS SHIELD!!! 🛡️🛡️🛡️🛡️

ok idk you enough to give a shit bro

I love you :)

haha thanks jake

Kult: +5
Total: 5

love you too

Kult: +5
Total: 5

You are a rather rancid and unkind individual, I am finding.

because i said a harmless word to a stranger? ok

But it isn’t harmless, is it? Actively calling somebody something they dislike and stated they dislike is sort of a ‘dick move’ as many would say! She doesn’t like it. Get your noggin out of your own poopchute perhaps. Not nice :/ I am hoping you can learn to improve yourself.

i can't take you fucking seriously when you say shit like poopchute lmfao

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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i gotta go back to smacking the shit out of people with my wings when they annoy me

Kult: +30
Kull: +25
Total: 55
Ratio: 1.20

...

well i dont even need my wings to fly cause im a freak of nature but yeah i can

Kult: +5
Total: 5

...

lucky isnt usually how anyone would describe me damn

Kult: +2
Total: 2

...

Kult: +2
Kull: +7
Total: 9
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i mightt be getting a lil fucked up but thats no ecuuse to have insane typos every word but i am fighitng for my life tryna type properly fuck havin talons

Kult: +7
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i mean certainly #substances will make my night better when has that ever gone wrong or disappointed anyone

Kult: +17
Kull: +10
Total: 27
Ratio: 1.70

A beer on the porch makes it all melt away #substance

fuck are you on about im getting crossfaded

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remembered pictures of me just being out and about and minding my own damn business for sure exist against my will and it ruined my night lowkey

Kult: +5
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anyway its always a good idea to think about fat hairy men and how they exist and are free to makeout with

Kult: +10
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enough about twinks theres never enough going on about beautiful bears instead

Kult: +55
Kull: +45
Total: 100
Ratio: 1.22

straight bars on the tl here

Kult: +5
Total: 5

i am always fucking saying this

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Th3 twink stuff ? Y3s

if you werent id be pretty fucking pissed off

like the animal? they're kinda cool but why do i have a badge about it. i'm an alien not a bear. i don't get the hype.

yeah not the animal

oh wait do you mean naughty bear for the ps3. that game isn't that bad but theres better.

nah youll figure it out or you wont idc

oh okay. shucks.

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well they sure as fuck didnt ask me for my opinions on this one

Kult: +12
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stumbled upon some armadillo bones while i was out yesterday wish there was a skull in what i found but the pelvis is sick as fuck too

Kult: +40
Kull: +30
Total: 70
Ratio: 1.33

collect em

what do you think i do with bones i find?? just toss them out??

Kull: +2
Total: 2

u can never know hopfully u dont

Kult: +2
Kull: +2
Total: 4
Ratio: 1.00

if yꙮu find enꙮugh armadillꙮ bꙮnes yꙮu can trade them in fꙮr a whꙮle ꙮne - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

why would i want a whole armadillo

fꙮr its bꙮnes - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

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actually i need to tear into his body more i bet i could get the scar count up to 40 with enough dedication

Kult: +20
Total: 20
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maybe i use my talons a bit too much on jake cause wdym hes got over 20 scars from me right now

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give me bugs to rate ive got opinions but i cant decide where to start

Kult: +40
Kull: +35
Total: 75
Ratio: 1.14

fig wasp.

a solid 4/10 cause i dont really fuck with them in concept and ive never eaten one so i cant comment on the taste here

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I dont know the name of it, but theres this one really cute grasshopper that looks like its got paws and is always looking at you with the :3 smile

it looks like what hold on lemme just look up "grasshopper who goes :3" im sure thatll be helpful

Kult: +5
Total: 5

(^_^;

the grasshopper from a bugs life popped up for some reason instead of real ones anyway 5/10 he gets points for being a dilf

Kult: +5
Total: 5

you know ehat, fair enough (  ̄▽ ̄)