dsprite
@turntechGodbird
dsprite not "bird dave" or "davesprite". part bird part girl part sword. DMs open if youre funny (( common content here: substance abuse, nsfw/e, mental health problems, suboptimal parenting ))
#sometimes its really weird to have bird memories from bein a crow
wasnt gonna drink cause then a lot of people will go to disappointed in me island over it but then i remembered i have free will and actually why do i care so much #substances
too many people ask why i like to say im part sword by prototyping technicality even though i actually lost that shit years ago like maybe because its funny? consider that
#complaininghours jeff the killer was rude to me and for no reason
shadow the hedgehog... youre so right do you have any other advice for me ill do whatever you want probably youre so cool
its #complaininghours because i feel like complaining but today has been fine someone say something fucked up to me so i can complain about it
can sprites even go on hrt or were the brief cool feelings i got thinking about that for nothing
:33< so long as mewre double purrototyped mew can... or quadruple in the case of spurritesquared
:33< yeah why mew want some e and or t? :33< im asking which one beclaws i am NYAT gonna make assumptions
I have no reason to believe you can't! While it is not nearly the same I have aged and gained weight since becoming me and I know you have aged as well Dsprite and so I am forced to come to the conclusion that physical changes can be caused by external factors!
:33< okay well :33< i got some medical grade shit if mew n33d it
i actually dont know shit about fishing though whos gonna teach me this #fishingfriday
Read m'guide. Also, I'll b'gi\/\/in' pointers.
you will be ♯shoved into the ♯water ♯omen
#fishingfriday to use up the extra #worms ive got as bait
whatever im #normal and #chill about all of that and most importantly im not a #liar
anyway genuinely insulting when i go "im not dave" and someone goes "youre still dave to me" like ok are you just slow??? im bright fucking orange and bird enough with it that im pretty sure id be taken away by some scientist played by fuckin malcolm mcdowell in any other universe im a strider for sure but cmon
other things the #d in my name could stand for that would be funnier and/or better than whats always assumed: doomed derse DJ database debug dubstep doll dirtbag douche dababy diplura dead dipshit depraved difficult dubious i could go on really
lot of people are stupid on purpose about my name like "if youre not dave then whats the d stand for" absolutely nothing it doesnt stand for shit its a letter
alright heres my #overshare of the day my kids name is lenny
i should do more #unwellposting and #oversharing shouldnt i
having wings is sometimes so impractical while fucking like yo can you actually get off me real quick my wing got pinned by accident and not in a fun way #nsfw
ive never done anything wrong once #holy
still pissed at my feathers getting fucked up again this morning like i just molted and now ive gotta actively fix them again already #birdproblems #help
Ah damn, I don't know man, those pin feathers might be pinching nerves n shit in the underlayer You might have to get someone to check them out
sometimes your kid is occasionally a vessel for a horrorterror and surprisingly thats one of the more chill things to ever happen
who wouldve thought going outside while its raining because its the perfect time for my kid to look for #worms would lead to me being cold as fuck
promised id go outside today instead of curl up in my cozy ass bed but its rainy and i dont fuck with having #wetfeathers