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@turntechGodbird

she/her part bird part human part sword. all sprite. not much else to say on the matter ((common content here: substance abuse, nsfw/e, mental health problems, suboptimal parenting))

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@turntechGodbird[TG]

its so fucking embarrassing to go from never crying to feeling like im gonna cry over the smallest shit nearly every other day is there a way to get rid of crying as a feature forever

Kult: +24
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Total: 44
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handshake emoji.

@karmaDagger[KD]

that doesnt answer my question

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im saying i can relate. but no, im not sure there is

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dammit

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@turntechGodbird[TG]

i think they just wanted my blood cause it looks cool

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@turntechGodbird[TG]

theres a lot of shit not concretely known about sprite biology though so not sure what taking my blood actually does for telling my health its gotta look wild from a what the fuck happens when a girl is also a bird and also sort of a game construct perspective

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they took my blood and asked invasive questions and i didnt even receive a sick bracelet in return this shit is rigged

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@turntechGodbird[TG]

in a doctors office against my will do they let you go if you pretend to be dead

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from my experience yeah

actually? damn i was just joking cause why would they let me go for that

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i mean they usually take you to the morgue first but after that you can break out easily

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descant strider

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upside of glowing all the fuckin time are the moths

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might fuck around and be pleasant to talk to for a change

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theyve yet to manage to drag my ass to any kind of doctor despite saying it would happen soon im not gonna let them track my migratory patterns i dont care how sick the bracelet is

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sleeping is a great way to pass time even though my ass doesnt need more than a few hours per night and i dont feel any more well rested after

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calling me depressed is so goddamn boring theres far more interesting and accurate things to call me

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i gotta tear my feathers out

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went outside earlier and didnt realize i was near some vulture hang out spot until one started picking at my feathers and ngl i wasnt gonna do shit about being pecked cause ive got a fresh roadkill look about me lately but after a few minutes i realized that fucker was trying to haphazardly preen my wings what the hell

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thats cute as hell

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more rude than anything else i didnt say that vulture could do that

they were obviously attracted to you

👎

so apparently vultures suck at flirting you can still kick their asses

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being passively suicidal funny as fuck sure im not gonna do anything about it ever but hey you never know

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dave has started trying to give me a high five every time he says shit he knows i hate and im not sure what hes gaining here but i dont like it

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lame as hell to admit the sun not being out affects my mood

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i think jade once told me we are all plants and thats why daves are so moody i defended us by asking if shes ever even stepped outside in texas in any season theres good reasons to stay inside but you can open the curtains at least maybe you can get one of those sun lamps?

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are doctors generally chill if you kubrick stare them the whole time and also refuse to answer their questions

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tote2 chiill you'll do great.

telling lies is way messed up

why the fuck diid you a2k iif you knew?

i was hoping someone would tell a convincing lie

they get mad

@techhDogg[TD]

i fucking knew it

iif ii knew the bar wa2 that hiigh ii would have triied harder. iin my experiience iif you fully 2hut down they miight briing a nur2e iin for emotiional 2upport and try two offer non-2peakiing way2 of communiicatiion before 2ayiing two try agaiin another day.

oh gross all of that sucks

yeah ii keep my a22 home iif ii diie ii diie.

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theyre gonna try to force me to go to the doctor soon this is fucked up my not goin to a doctor for years streak is gonna end

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okay so best way to avoid doctors is really simple actually, camouflage yourself with your surroundings during the hours the doctor is open and only come back when their closed

theres gotta be better ways than that

kill every doctor?

seems more reasonable to me

my advice is always totally very good!

ok well you dont need to start telling lies

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>:/

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still mad about my hair something about it being a weird mixture of feathers and hair depending on the spot means its got a set fuckin length i guess

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my #tits hurt whyd no one tell me thatd happen

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highkey just call me des same number of letters

Alright, des.

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why are you getting weird about it

fuck im gonna be yanking so many feathers

oh sorry i was genuinely tryin to be supportive, i just have the worst word choice what i meant was like suck that breast development results in the soreness and tenderness but i do not think before i speak to deal maximum psychic damage

Ibuprofen helps, any pain meds you can get ahold of work as well though from experience.

damn well alright thanks

right well yea it does suck

It sucks but it's worth it, I'll offer any advice you need.

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well shit patented lalonde advice storin that for later

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