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@turntechGodbird

dsprite not "bird dave" or "davesprite". part bird part girl part sword. DMs open if youre funny (( common content here: substance abuse, nsfw/e, mental health problems, suboptimal parenting ))

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Staying sober tonight, to keep everyone on their toes.

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woah

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It’s loud and I have a headache and I can’t even go to a dark place because I glow.

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Update: bangin the creature.

@broSprite[BS]

thats not getting rid of it dumbass

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Oops. Laying an egg.

@broSprite[BS]

ew you shoulddnt do anything ever again

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Eggs hatching into a tiny creature.

@broSprite[BS]

oh creature small mode

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Creature expanding hugeways.

@broSprite[BS]

since whn can they do that

Maybe I got magic eggs.

@broSprite[BS]

you shouldnt

HERE COMES ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP! IF YOURE EVER EVEN DISCONTENT WITH THINGS YOU CAN LEAVE! IF IT SUCKS HIT THE BRICKS! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP! #DRIPTIP #DRIPTIPNATION!

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god youre so right

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#complaininghours jeff the killer was rude to me and for no reason

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maybe you should kill that guy.

shadow the hedgehog... youre so right do you have any other advice for me ill do whatever you want probably youre so cool

try shoplifting.

ok on it

its #complaininghours because i feel like complaining but today has been fine someone say something fucked up to me so i can complain about it

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@killerJeff[KJ]

I am going to Jeff the Kill you.

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@killerJeff[KJ]

can you say something more creative

@happyHound[HH]

ew

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@killerJeff[KJ]

Beggars cannot be Douchebagsprite the Choosers

@killerJeff[KJ]

thats what they want you to think jackass

@happyHound[HH]

not a fan of a dog on my post whats with this