@turntechGodbird — #substances
eat bugs or drink heavily its really a tough decision #substances
people gotta stop pitying my posts before i turn it into another drinking game #substances
got distracted cause i tjink i accidentally drank the whiskey that makes you miss your boyfriend #substances
ive been sorting this shit for the past half hour and being at least a little tipsy probably isnt making it any easier however its making shit more fun #substances
i should drink then do something with the glass shards like sort them or something #substances #myshards
for omce feelin #sick has come before passkng the fuck out damn #substances
nah my bro was right about me i say i give a shit but clealry i dont to be doing the exact same things that had people worrying yesterday again today call that an endless cyclce or maybe masochism #substances
actually itd be cool if i could genuinely stop giving a shit instead of only saying i dont but thats what the #substances are for
yall already know what time it is time to "abuse" substances until i get sick or pass the hell out whichever comes first #substances
seriously though shits pointless and thats not the multiple days of no sleep or the alcohol talking #substances
being drunk is pretty fuckin great whyd i ever stop doing all that even for a short amount of time its great not being able to think of much #substances
they never tell you making soup while high is the real challenge until its too damn late #substances
lil vacation of sorts has been chill but im still convinced having a decent time lately means things are gonna go to absolute shit soon and #substances would really help me forget that or at least make me not care
at the point of not sober enough where the font changes barely register in my head until i see a mention about it #substances
just cause i havent been posting about drinking doesnt mean i havent been i just remembered how many family members follow me that would have even more reason to be disappointed if i kept posting about it and if any of yall are seeing this one oh hey whats up #substances
is it too early in the day to say theres not enough older men out there who want to get me wasted #substances
a lil tipsy cause why the fuck not what else is there to do on a saturday night #substances
again if anyine ever wnats to ask me things say it directly to me cowards i dont do anon askboxes or forms or whateveer and ive been drinkinh for a good bit now so nows a better time than usual #substances
shoutout subatances i love #substances
i know what will solve my vaguely bad night: #substances theyve never once caused any further issues for me
getting drunk sounds awesome right now but id have to go out and buy some shit so i probably wont do that until later #substances
i dont deal with all that many hangovers but i definitely feel like shit this morning damn #substances technically
now that im #dirnking while still on my hpone i mthinking about other naems #substances
whyd i suggesrt that as a drinking gane #substances
anyway i hate doing shots oh mygod #substances
new drinking game where i take a shot every time someone pities one of my chitts #substances
cnat drink alone csuse yhats being "an alocholic" cant ddrink with others cause then i kiss men who arnet my boyfriend wht *can* i do like #lol #substances
these drinks are tasting like i should either remind my boyfriend my door is never locked or go somewhre i really shouldnt #substances
should get up to some fun shit like drinking excessively everyone loves when i do that #substances
theres a certain joy you can get from eating handfuls of blueberries while drunk at 1am btw #substances
my fuckin bad i forgot im most entertaining while drunk ill on that instead #substances
i drink and i feel like shit later i dont drink and i feel like shit really i am always losing in case anyone was wondering #substances ig
but whatever good excuse to #drink at least #substances
they hate the way i #drinkalone and tell me doing that consistently is a sign of #alcoholism which is really fuckin rude and ruins the vibe #substances
the #substances got me feelin like https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4273725110ec.jpeg
time for another round of how drunk can i get before i fall asleep #substances
odd to be able to miss being a whole bird but ig thats what too many drinks does to a mfer #substances
sorta fucked up that drinking excessively doesnt fix my problems #substances
well anyway time for drinking the night away cause fuck else is there to do #substances
#dreambluntrotation is just my moirail and i tbh thats how we fuckin bonded initially #substances
getting #fuckedup then reminding him my door is almost always unlocked if he wanna #fuckme is where its at #nsfw #substances
doing a #greatjob at appearing so sober around others rn #substances
"you shouldnt go on another reckless bender" so a girl cant have a little fun anymore ok #substances
might be time for #substances and either sending concerning or extremely fucking horny messages absolutely no in between with me lately
so i drank the evil #substances pr something
anyway i gotta start throwing my phone across the room after i drink too much cause i really just start #sayingshit sober me isnt a fan of #substances
i can have a drink as a #treat for being so normal today #substances
i really gotta stop saying shit on here or to anyone while drunk jfc #substances
not sober enough to want to keep any thoughts to myself here thank fuck it hasnt and totally never will get me into any trouble #substances