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Agree To Disagree Then
By My Standards I'd Say It's The Most Benevolent Thing I've Done
heh woke up to a couple dozen chicks wanting a go on the strider pole hell fucking yes be back after i get my dick wet and my nose white
what teenage me wouldn’t give to be thinking about a girl as much as i do now.
fuck i passed out on my keyboard jfc
Not letting any of the Striders near my assortment of haunted dolls.
can’t visit my brother until i’m sober but fuck what else am i meant to do on the plane #substance
The urge to make rage88 posts that 8orderline on demented, sexual, or violence calls to me like a fucking Green Go8lin mask. It's just too good to pass up.
Don't make daddy angry, sweetheart.
I Have Been Writing And Deleting The Same Message For The Past Twelve Hours
oh yeah daily who wants me
i wvish i could rechit my owvn chits, some of this stuff you people need to see again.
A LITTLE MAN WHO FANCIES HIMSELF WORTHY OF CHALLENGING A GOD. PATHETIC.
Cloutfarming is so gr8. Have I ever actually tried? No, not at all.
Tired of the h8ers? 8e the change you want in life and go fuck your h8ers. See them try to h8 you NOW after making them not 8e a8le to walk properly for a solid couple of days. I only give the 8est advice, don't tell me, I already know. ::::)
STARING AT THE CEILING. GH.
Aight, time for the weekly classic and o8ligatory post that users here "a8solutely love" to post themselves. Who want me?
8ig 8ulge is 8ack online and in town tonight. ::::)
I haven’t been on in a while. My bad. Doubt anyone missed having one less strider though.
gotta meet wit my morayeel soon <> miss )(er
dear fucking god can somebody please help me im seriously freaking out
i meant to scarier than cuter but apparently i'm too distracted. dangit!
[ "Would you love me if I were a worm" I can easily test that. I will turn you into a worm and find out how entertaining you are as a worm. Then I will change you back and let you know how much I hated it and wanted only death for you. ]
umm... any davesprites/ex-davesprites want me? <_< or at least want to talk i kind of miss mine...
D--->Thinking about him so much that it makes my hands shake and nearly causing me to slice myself on accident while shaving. #Violence #Accidental-selfharm almost
I'm running out of fuckers who I'm inclined to hit on and 8e insuffera8le towards. May8e I just need to open my playing field even MORE!
Witnessing the daunting effects of drugs and alcohol on a man in real time as my brother continues to get more and more tragically moronic by the day. Posts something reading as passively suicidal at best, follows it up with 67, and then makes another vague and ominous post. When I reply with concern, he proceeds to tell me it has nothing to do with me. Because what kind of fool would question the wellbeing of his dear brother? At this point, I'm surprised he's intelligent enough to breathe. #substance #cw-self-harm #cw-suicide #notreally
Why is my sexual preference wxmen whx will actually just beat the shit xut xf me fxr fun...
whats stopping me from getting drunk turning off my phone and going 90 down a residential #substance
one day ill find someone to talk about reepicheep with me and youll stop hearing about him
like i'm still loyal i'm waiting for )(er and everything, but what if i just followed someone else for a while? just while i wait? i go back to )(er when it's over obviously but like just a temporary thing
genuinely miss getting orders from )(er :/
I am being actively terrorized by arguably the worst couple of the year. They are everywhere. The timeline. My mentions. I fear they have begun to haunt me in my very dreams. Send help. Or maybe an exorcist. Send ANYONE.
Made a typo mid argument and instantly lost. Now i must simply log off and walk into the sea. It has been an honor posting with you all. Tell my geckos i fought bravely.
I must n0t be very fun t0 be ar0und
ITS MORNING AND THE MIGRAINE HASN'T LEFT ME. ANYONE IN THE VICINITY OF WHERE I LIVE GET OUT OF THE GOD DAMN WAY ITS GONNA BE A CLASSIC KARKAT GROUCH DAY.
just ruined three peoples days in less than ten minutes
im about to either go into a #substance based coma or be gone for multiple days regenerating from blowing my fucking brains out place your bets on which itll be #cw-self-harm #suicide
i dont even really wanna fuck anymore i just fuck i mean ill still do it for her but after today im probably gonna disappear for a while #nsfw
Tell me about it. Having issues #sucks and having to deal with those issues #sucks even #more mew.
i dont feel like being evil right now.
ugh
kinda fucked up that my replies seem to be full of people (hate)flirting with each other but never with me am i just doomed to be the host of various different text based make out sessions? i dont want to be that literally at all this sucks and i dont like it and i think you guys should stop id say get a room but i dont like that either
yeah i think that only happened to me once but it wasnt great when it did
Every time more than two Striders post, I know it’s time to retire for the night.
i want head scratches ngl
>://///////////
I was just so happy earlier today we were just so fucking close
i really don't want to be alone
keep digging
being taken down for the count because my body and brain can never agree on when i can get up to shit and i accidentally pushed myself too far when they did agree and am currently paying the price #ow
one day i vwill vwake up vwell rested.
so dizzy again. cant do anything.
B33 < missing my lusus again today chat...
nerves on fire.
(unfathømably lønely right nøw HØLYfuck. i seriøusly need tø GETlaid its genuinely pathetic. #suggestive)
fast is what you do best ain't it? just keep running.
I AM SO IN LOVE WITH YOU.
sorta miss rose whatever.
Long shift. Not a fan of cleaning the bathrooms. #workposting
burned my single pancake that i made with the little bit of expired pancake mix i found lying around. what is even the point.
B33 < *ac yowls and wails and hisses but does nyactually have to get up and leave their cozy spot befur 10 am*
Thinking about her again...she probably has already passed on from old age it's been a few millennia since we talked and I am quite sure she wasn't immortal. Still feeling emotions for the first time really makes it hit home ... hm.
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i'm so fucking hungover #substance
greerugh i misssss her i shoulds callerher #substance #yearning
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𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@discardedPasts You look back there's nothing you can do, you stand with a thousand yard stare there's nothing you can do, you try to act there's nothing you can do, there's blood everywhere there's nothing you can do. You feel them beneath you You feel it all beneath you, you feel your emotions shatter you feel the wind beneath your feet sweep you up You feel nothing more your emotions gone your own feelings history past... Your memories, they're gone. You look onward at HIM Will you have her be able to return from this You don't know and with that the box opens an empty vessel one that has been empty for a long time festering everything the world has forgot everything that is hurt everything that is helped everything that is loved everything that is died. You are now that vessel. Are you not? ANSWER ME R̷̡̡̛̲̟͇͓͚͈͎̣̗͖̣̦̊̑̀̉͋̌̂̓̿͛̂̇̕̚͠͝͠ͅo̶̢̧̧̞̳͉̩̤̣̮͓͙̱͙̞̞̮͙̭̙̅̈̿͛̄̒̑̑̏̂̇̿̀̐̑͐͌͂̍͠͝s̵̢̧̢̛̝̫̭̬̳̦̦̈́̀͐̓̉͛̀͠ë̷̡̳̱̳̳̗̼́̑̂̆͒̎͂́͑̔̈͐̔̓̎͆͊̉͌̌̆͑̅̊͝ͅ I'm sorry 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
not until the end of the day no :(
i drew myself today for a new profile picture but it didnt turn out how i wanted :(
t̳h̳e̳ ̳d̳r̳e̳a̳m̳ ̳b̳u̳b̳b̳l̳e̳s̳ ̳w̳e̳r̳e̳ ̳m̳o̳r̳e̳ ̳t̳h̳a̳n̳ ̳h̳o̳p̳e̳l̳e̳s̳s̳ ̳o̳p̳t̳i̳m̳i̳s̳m̳.̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳y̳ ̳a̳r̳e̳ ̳t̳e̳a̳r̳d̳r̳o̳p̳s̳.̳ ̳r̳e̳f̳l̳e̳c̳t̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳ ̳i̳n̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳i̳r̳ ̳v̳a̳s̳t̳n̳e̳s̳s̳.̳ ̳s̳h̳e̳d̳ ̳b̳y̳ ̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳c̳o̳l̳l̳e̳c̳t̳i̳v̳e̳ ̳w̳a̳n̳t̳s̳.̳ ̳h̳o̳p̳e̳s̳.̳ ̳a̳n̳d̳ ̳e̳x̳t̳i̳n̳g̳u̳i̳s̳h̳e̳d̳ ̳a̳s̳p̳i̳r̳a̳t̳i̳o̳n̳s̳.̳ ̳a̳t̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳u̳r̳g̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳o̳f̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳s̳w̳e̳e̳t̳ ̳s̳o̳u̳n̳d̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳g̳i̳r̳l̳'̳s̳ ̳i̳n̳s̳i̳s̳t̳e̳n̳c̳e̳.̳ ̳ w̳e̳ ̳m̳a̳d̳e̳ ̳i̳t̳ ̳s̳o̳.̳ ̳ a̳n̳d̳ ̳t̳h̳u̳s̳.̳ ̳s̳o̳ ̳i̳t̳ ̳i̳s̳.̳ ̳
i dislike being desperate
i have felt n0thing but black f0r the l0ngest time why are red feelings suddenly cr0pping up i th0ught i was 0ver them i feel like i am br0ken
understandable i supp0se that is where we differ i w0uld rather rend myself than remaining with0ut this steel skin
Hey Google, how do I kill myself. #outglutmasquerade #cw-self-harm
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fumbled the jade that fucks all women thats the dove guarantee
fight night was good i had fun even if it's still going i'm now going to keep distracted myself from the inevitable hit of my mental degration hahah :)
i took a sip, sneezed and i choked and then it vwent out through my gills. hurts all the vway dowvn.
Im supposed to be better than this. Nothers day happens every fucking year! why has it unraveled me this uear spefificallue!!!!! #substance
> same :(
(\ /) hellooo ^-^
WHIIIIIIIINE #nsfw
If I make one more typo in someone's replies, that's it. It's over for ole Casper.
👁 Okay.
Hahahaah.
>> *the 1¡ke
I THOUGHT IT SAID SEND A BOMB. I THINK I NEED TO BE LOBOTOMIZED.
yeah people need me to be a ceo of the company but forreal and stuff its lame
when i tell you my heart stopped the #horror https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7fa604b52143.png
Did I fucking miss something? Why is every8ody DMing me "they're doing WHAT to you today"?
:33< mew guys dont get it :33< IM COFURED IN GLITPURR :33< https://i.imgur.com/VkczIp1.png
LOSING SIGHT OF THINGS!!!!!! dunno why im out here
damn i have the worst fucking headache wtf
+LESSON learnt do not mess with the glowing ROCKS !!! UHMMM hive still in shambles but im sure 's OKAY !?! ??? #donteatrocks+
you see the stupid part about having a big bulge is that people get really curious about it!! i've had people ask me to try and lift weights with it, break a glass and even knock them out???? people get really creative with it. i'm forced to do side missions whenever i'm trying to just have sex :P #nsfw
DO NOT enter the brooding caverns if you are unprepared to be covered in dozens of crawling, squirming, greasy infant-sized larvae with semi-sapient eyes.
bu2y.. you guy2 wwiill havve twwo do wwiithout me for a feww niight2..
Oh god what d'you mean I posted this instead of deletin' it. Oh God.
the dumbest thing about tripping over something and falling is remembering you can levitate and that you have no business hitting the ground :/
:33< i wish i was f33ling betpurr :33< do mew know how meowny peopurr i want to kiss but cant??? :33< this is furking animal abuse mew know that!!!
Things don't feel all right. I'm trying to go by "give it time", but still. https://cdn.donmai.us/sample/f3/6c/__rose_lalonde_homestuck_drawn_by_knuckle_punk__sample-f36c794a61f88d1555e9f7cbf3828a02.jpg
i hate this stupid job!
HEY GIRL. I LEAN ON MY CANE AND PROCEED TO FALL OVER AND FACEPLANT WHILE ATTEMPTING TO FLIRT.
fair ig 3B-/
HOW DO I HATE SOMEONE'S REACTION TO MY CHITT.
STOP PITYING ME I'M NOT PITIFUL!!!!! I'M A NORMAL STRONG BOY ):B
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e7a0d281a674.png having a totally normal reaction to this message btw #katanatomyfuckingthroat #jk #lol #suicide #butjustinthejkway
I reely gotta make someone )(ost me a party or somefin 3B-/
I have to stop making plans. I want to be getting drunk right now. #substance
I think it's gonna 8e one of those 'staring at the ceiling with all the lights off and one song on repeat all night' kinda nights. #vaguepost
biig bulge ii2 back iin town.
who wants to give me a goodnight kiss #suggestive
3833 < Aw, tartar sauce, I know those dipfucks. >
almost broke my nose again just now lol
Yoou shoould hire mercenaries with better aim i goot an arroow stuck in my butt 8\
ii wwant hate only!!
2top fuckiin liikiin my po2t2..
peeps love sayin names at me n i jus dont glubbin kno wtf t)(ey on aboat??? y would i kno w)(o a glubbin eredem or a kankky is . wat.
i havent stabbed someone in a whole fucking day, i think i have abstinence
i THINK i AM, mY OWN FAVORITE, sELF-LOVE IS, iMPORTANT,
u dont gotta tell me im yo fav i alreedy kno 3B-)c
IM 50 FT TALL LOL.
I will not be taking the test. No simple online curiosity is truly fit to judge one such as I in these matters, and frankly I have more important things to do.
who want me #nsfw #billclinton #billclintonpleasetouchme #iwantyou
trut)( is dat trolls w)(o actually care about trollkind n preservation of our culture r needlessly gaslit into t)(inkin its a bad culture all toget)(a n im puttin it on da record to let yall kno ignorin yo roots cuz 'alternia bad eart)( good' is )(ow u get trolls wiped out. just warnin u all.
and yo BLINGG!!! $$$$$ 3$-D!!
points are added fore yo sweetbass wings t)(o
gurl u kno t)(eres no wave im literally eva glubbin aboat u )(ere
No neytiri... i cant... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/105944bcd6d7.png
this shit is bananas *A picture follows the post: a selfie of Roxy sticking up his bare feet in the air and pushing them against a blurry, green and orange figure closely resembling Davepetasprite.* #feet
YOU ALL THINK YOU’RE SO CLEVER, HUH? “OH BOY, I CAN NAME DIFFERENT SHAPES!” I’VE BEEN AROUND BEFORE THE PRIMORDIAL SLIME YOU GREW OUT OF EVEN THOUGHT OF GETTING BRAVE ENOUGH TO START EVOLVING! I’VE PAINTED STARS WITH BLOOD AND TRAUMATIZED ELDER GODS! DON’T FORGET, WHEN ALL YOUR INSULTS ARE DONE, AND YOU’RE HELPING INCREASE THE WORM POPULATION, OL’ BILL WILL STILL BE HERE!
Show up to #eridanweek, throw up, leave.
cut yo losses cut yo losses
part of bein a good ruler is bein able to stay level)(eaded n t)(inkin everyfin t)(roug)( so long in advance t)(ere aint a c)(ance of failure, n if anyfin slips up u got enoug)( backup plans to make it work.
moirail not included in dis t)(o s)(outout
anotter day of not reely givin a s)(ip boat nobubbly 3B-)
IM AWAKE, AND IT WILL BE YOUR ISSUE
hot people on this app, dm me.
fuk da police is suc)( a banger 3B-)
EVERYONE I USUALLY TALK TO ARE ASLEEP, THIS IS HELL
I JUST SPILLED FUCKING Ǫ̴̟̘̗̦̿͜͝R̶̛̰͐̃͂͘A̵̙̤̐Ņ̸̹̳̤͚̠̭̊̉̋̇͋̓G̴̨̥̘̭̱̻̠̀E̶̞͚͕͚͋̍ ̷͚̭̜̼̆̈̀̇C̷̤͖̞̞̋Ṛ̶̣̘̺̆̏̊́̔͊̈Ȗ̴͚̫͂̓͂̊̊͗Ș̸̩̘͍͚͋̄͑́͌͝͝Ḥ̸͈̣̙̄̂̐̋̊ ̴̹͙̫̩̖̍O̷̡̞͒̆͊N̴͉͝ ̵͎̙̘̹͍̔́͛̅̃̃M̴͙͉̪̘̬̪͊͛̓̾́̍͘Ỷ̷̧̘̞̞̦̝̦̅̈́͒͒͝ ̷̞̽͜K̵̯͆̔̿́E̸͓̊̎̿̿Y̷͙̿͆B̶̺̙̽̀̉̕O̷̮͚͙̱̔̋͊̀͝Ả̵͕͌̓̎͆R̵̗̘̓̓͆̔̂͋D̸̛̟̫̘̥͙̔͑̌.̷̛̛͈̘̥̝̪̿̇̕͜
lowkey i get kind of in the dumps when thinking about my bro which i hate admitting, i wish he was still around as controversial as that is to say as a dave like i'm gonna get shunned with torches and pitchforks by the dave community for saying that i get that i have my dirk and all but it's not the same yknow, my bro wasn't a good person but he wasn't bad either, he was a real one the sickest of bros of all time sorry for #venting on here, the shades came off for a second my bad bros probably thinking im soft for this fml
day two no hat. withdrawal. :(
B33 < purrsonally hate that shit B33 < #crashedmybike
someone please i miss getting free shit im a single father and i will #sellout for you
yall ever wake up with just a kickass migraine and the worlds dryest fucking mouth and you just have to fucking live like that for a while until the migraine meds kick in
s)(outout moirails 3B-D!
if u a reel one say ayoooo
getting #lightheaded guys might be #dying from the #heat sigh
o)( clown my clown 3B-) )(appy #eridanweek
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yeah nobodys beating me in the worst bro contest
nevamind )(appy erifin week #eridanweek #crockercorp #enjoy
w)(o da fuck is ericdin y )(e get a w)(ole week. #condydecade ftr
ill fork em fore ya 3B-)
My #normalposting.
Died again today :(! #dead #died #mauled
#abuse Dave caw'd at me. That was fucked up of him. He isn't even a bird.
This hangover is awful. Never drinking again. ( #substance )
dont dm me unless you want me to sell out #davegoingtofindhisbrothergreenmark
nothing will be okay until hes back
Markiplier...
going through grief rn still hit me up for selling out
nobody else truly gets me like a woman who also wants to be hated by all
too busy gotta sell out man i got my clout and now its time to spend that shit on SELLLINGGG OUTTTTTTTTT FUCK YEAAAAH
so tired i cant catch simple spelling mistakes. </3
so fucking jealous
i swear to god if my fucking switch charger doesnt work with my shit im going to beat someone
it is hot as fuck in this fuck ass room im in
keep pitying me and ill cum #nsfw
Fuck.
lov doin fucked up science. wait till i tell yall aboat betty crocker cuz i worked )(ard on dat gurl #illgiveua)(int #s)(esinac)(amber #cryogenic #mindcontrol #)(umanbody #s)(escreamsw)(ens)(eunfreezeslol
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New trap: You're trapped in a room filling with gas with a handgun. I don't know, figure it out. It's avant garde
like easter is so fucked up for people like me or even rabbits do you think rabbits feel good or okay when all you do is eat chocolate versions of them
Cool when the thing that would justify all of your actions doesn't occur.
nofin moray annoyin t)(en peeps w)(o correct ot)(as puns. sometimes u purposefully leave one out fore a reason ! makin 2 'fin' puns afta eac)(otter looks #TACKY
They call me Sick Strider. This is because I got sick.
The shop down the street is out of candy corn no one talk to me
beac)(es got a lotta critique fore me efin t)(o t)(ey neva lived before my reign nor )(av eva ruled a planet. s)(rimperestin.
bein 13 feet tall rules ftr cant finagine bein tiny like u fucks
feel like cullin somebubbly but i dunno if anyones done anyfin. gotta start inventin new crimes.
cravin a pina colada served in a co co nut
Can I still draw? I can at least pick up a pen and paper. Also I should be so fucking clear my profile picture isn't me, it's one of the first results on google under orange bird puppet. Nobody here needs to look at my face. I wish I was half as charming as this guy.
peeps b alwaves so torn on if i like ot)(a mofos doin fis)( puns. trut)( is? depends on if i like u eelmao. if yo puns r bass or ur annoyin ill say codpyin me is a crime and cull u. if u funny wit it t)(o we c)(ill.
somefin !!!!! 3B-D
ok im ova it now 3B-) back 2 bein da baddest beac)( around
quads da superior form of romance btwaves. i mean i aint really dat interested in gettin involved in em (one exception <>) but we reely cooked wit dat. by we i mean me bc trolls + culture is basically all bc of me. u welcome
3B-C
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YO everybubbly stop watc)(u doin n look at my SW—E—ET BASS BADG—ES !!!!! 3B-D
)(uman bulls)(ip sometimes sneaks into my vocab n it sorta annoyin. ftr. kno i spent a long bass time t)(ere but 3B-(
im woke now fyi #woke
nobubbly likes talkin boat politics wit me efin t)(o its fun as )(ell 3B-/ uncultured
whαt ιs ιt wιth trΩlls pιtyιng my chιtts....
u gotta )(av a work life balance. like makin someone else make all yo propaganda posts on yo betty crocker acct. its called a social media manager mofo. dis account is fore condy updates not laws n business. #clockit
mostly goin in dept)( on da best tactics of takin ova planets or keepin da massesin line, quas)(in uprisins, )(andlin cas)( money 3B-)
peeps like basskin me )(ow i sleep at nite. answer is pretty great knowin everyfin alwaves works out fore me 3B-) so wit dat, zzzzzzz....
dont i kno it
mad underground. ore ig. in trees ore watereva
s)(ips kinda fire
u rite u rite. t)(x fore da affirmations floaty
t)(inkin boat my battery. sucks )(e )(adta die. )(ard to get a replacement t)(at lasts as long 3B-/
3B-)