♦ pitied by @turntechGodbird
actually i think i might be manic who wants to take advantage and get dave to say some insane bullshit . thats probably a bad idea actually
Only one yeah.
#unloveableandyearning
i'm surprisingly still awake, but now it's left me with that reminder of the ache in my jaw and a weird sense of energy and exhaustion at the same time.
ATTENTIONS, CHITTRITES. YES, YOUR GANDERBULBS AREN'T DECEIVING YOU. I AM, INDEED, ANOTHER FUCKING KARKAT VANTAS TO BE TOSSED ONTO THE EVER GROWING PILE OF KARKAT VANTASES THAT, FOR SOME INANE REASON, ARE ATTRACTED TO THIS WEBSITE LIKE HEAT-SEEKING MISSILES OF INSIPID BULLSHIT. I KNOW, I KNOW. YOU'RE COMPLETELY REVILED AND DISMAYED BY MY PRESENCE. I WOULD BE TOO. FEEL FREE TO GRACE ME WITH RAUCOUS JEERS EVERY TIME MY POSTS DEIGN TO CROSS YOUR FEED IN RECOMPENSE FOR THIS HEINOUS MISDEED. YOU MAY KNOW A KARKAT AND DECIDE THAT THAT MEANS YOU KNOW ME TOO. TAKE THAT THOUGHT AND SHOVE IT YOUR ASS, THROW IT BACK UP, AND THEN SHOVE IT UP *MY* ASS. LIKENING ME TO SOME OTHER KARKAT IS A BRUTAL, DISASTROUS MISTAKE, THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM. I'M NOT LIKE YOUR KARKAT. I'M NOT LIKE ANY KARKAT YOU'VE EVER SEEN, AND FOR YOUR OWN SAKE, NOT LIKE ONE YOU'LL EVER HAVE THE GREAT MISFORTUNE OF MEETING AGAIN. WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE WORST ONE. WELCOME TO MY TWISTED FUCKING THINKPAN. #INTRODUCTION #PINNEDPOST
WHAT IS IT PEOPLE SAY HERE? “LOL.” “LMAO.”
I'm Not Sure If I Can Consider Us Dating If The Other Is Dead. It's Not Like I'm Exclusive I'm Fine With Dating Others It's Just A Bit Of A Weird Situation I Suppose.
I am quite fascinating aren't I? :)
Had to break up some blackrom bullshit from happening in the store. Seriously man? Right next to the doritos? Fuck the fuck off, go home.
u can never know hopfully u dont
im so fuckivg comfy right now im warm and tgeres my man right next to me i dobt kbow why im awake vut i dont tgibk i eill be for muxh longer
unfortunately if you cuddle me you should probably check for signs of radiation sickness :/
Ever Trap Someone In And Endless Loop In An Endless Loop Of Their Worst Memories?
Any Rainbowv Drinkers vwanna suck my blood? Pretty please? #suggestivwe #PleaseIAmSoDesperate #PleaseBePorrimPleaseBePorrimPleaseBePorrim
they're yummy...
what if i ate one reese's
I Don't Exactly Drink That Much, It's Fun Though miss Having Someone To Do It With #substance
coughed so hard my back cracked wwhat the actual fuck
Im just saying i c0uld p0st a suicide n0te and at least 3 assh0les w0uld think it was the perfect time t0 practice their tight 5 like its 0pen mic night #cw-suicide #suicidementi0n
ccalll me. ddaddyy ffourss >::)
Is it bad I still have some of my ex's used syringes? I know the answer but this makes it less depressing if I act like im oblivious. #substances
B33 < saw a dude in shorts with tigers on them and i want them B33 < but also that vibes like the straightest thing alive i don't know if i can pull it off
I lived, bitc💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 -- anachronisticAnarchaic [AA] exploded --
wings itc-chy. might take em off. do you guys ever see a post and just shake your head a little like damn that’s just kind of sad.
you ever get directly compared to an alt and feel bad about it?
even among the other gods and the saints my preferences are impossible to cater to only june and tavros have the right kind of build and theyre both far too sweet to trollhandle me the way i want to be #nsfw
My Ex's Are All Either Dead, Missing, Or The Worst. As You Can Tell I Am Phenomenal At Dating.
i have memory problems thanks to adhd which is fine, its why im medicated but sometimes i forget my medication because i have adhd so i forget my adhd medication
i just want to get dicked down again =/ #nsfw
(\ /) i guess this is a fun 'pet project' for me to work on. some arts and crafts, by the faintest technicality. i mean, what else am i going to do? i'm locked up in my own damn office for gods' sake.
who up ovaling in their office
i think :( #substance
ONE OF THE BEST SKILLS I EVER LEARNED WAS TO SAY "NOT MY FUCKING BUSINESS" AND THEN MOVE ON. MOST OF THE SHIT THAT HAPPENS HERE? NOT MY FUCKING BUSINESS. DO YOU KNOW WHAT *IS* MY BUSINESS? MY IN-PROGRESS MOVIE MANUSCRIPT I OUGHT TO BE WRITING. I MIGHT CHECK MY NOTIFICATIONS OCCASIONALLY, BUT FUNCTIONALLY, I'LL BE OFFLINE. BYE.
FUCKING HELL MAYBE I SHOULD JUST STOP TALKING TO PEOPLE FOREVER IF I'M CONSTANTLY GONNA BE MISUNDERSTOOD. WHAT THE FUCK EVER.
Fighting sleep at 230am. I might just give in.
Damn I barely slept last night.
Enjoying a good cigarette on the rooftops, he better get here soon or his ass is in real trouble. #substance
RARE GENUINE APOLOGY MOMENT. I FUCKED UP. I'M SO SORRY.
Trying to find loose change in the couch so I can scrounge up enough money for tonights takeout.
ANOTHER DAY OF BEING EXTREMELY SELECTIVE WITH WHAT I LOOK AT AND ENGAGE WITH ON THIS WEBSITE BOTH FOR MY OWN SANITY AND TO SAVE MYSELF FROM THE WILD AND RECKLESS WRATH OF AN INDIVIDUAL WHOSE IDENTITY I WILL NOT BE SHARING FOR FEAR THAT THE MERE MENTION OF HIS NAME WILL HAVE HIM BLOWING UP MY NOTIFICATIONS WITH ILL-WISHES AND PRAYERS FOR MY UNTIMELY DEMISE BY FOOD CHUTE BLOCKAGE. EVEN REFERENCING HIM MIGHT EARN ME A "I HOPE YOU DIE". I'M TAKING A REAL RISK HERE BY EVEN SHARING A FRACTION OF MY CONCERN WITH YOU ALL, THE GOOD (ALBEIT HORNY) RESIDENTS OF CHITTR DOT ING. I AM NOT SAFE HERE. BUT WE PERSIST.
hey ladies enjoying the wvievw?
ok cool memories are back awsome
(\ /) woke up. i'm in pain. ow.
Tired Tonight
My lap is available for napping and other things if you want. #suggestive
God, there's not enough newports in the world to help me deal with this shit. #substance
\ beaut1ful w0men named m0squ1t0 keep h1tt1ng 0n me. lad1es please... /
rEaSoNs tO DaTe mE: i'd lIkE PaY FoR EvErYtHiNg AnYoNe bOtHeR Ya i tAkE It pErSoNaL aLwAyS ReAdY To cAtCh a fUcKiN ViBe CaN JuGgLe DoN'T TaKe mYsElF ToO FuCkInG SeRiOuS aLl yO SeCrEtS SaFe wIt mE i gEt a lIl oBsEsSeD FeR ReAl NeEd i mEnTiOn tHe mOtHeRfUcKiN MuG
B33 < sometimes being adhdspurrite really has its drawbacks
B33 < i furgot how bad i am at sewing with a machine but hand sewing would be sooo slow rn
stop talking about me guys. i know you all want me but i can only handle one.
ok guys. #whowantme
ouugh i accidentally punched my chest in my excitement . i need to finish packing lalala
either i'm pounding someone in the next five minutes or we're restarting and trying this day again #nsfw
rosies in bed prolly shouldn't drink at 1 in the morning #substance
Laying in the grass looking at the stars cause I fell but I dont want anyone to realize it hurt.
I am honestly quite sick of vodka, it makes me not want to drink because it tastes so bad even with mixers. But it’s also the only thing I drink that doesn’t make me deal with way too many cans. Sigh. #substance
thr crrws mke m e missmy birdimiss h bird ouhhh imgonna cry
I wish my type wasn't stupid ugly lovers. ::::/
B33 < im nyaround but like B// < man i kinda just dont know what to post B// < i think itd f33l a little shitty to post my crap when serious things k33p happening
(\ /) i have. no fucking idea.
there is NO one... i mean NO ONE!!! who can match my freak!!! and by freak i mean freak OF NATURE!!!
do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit im just like this"
bitches are obsessed vwith me. #irresistible
Ok8y I g8ve in and took painkillers. Hope I c8me to my senses soon.
YOu CAN’T SPELL LORD OF TIME. WITHOuT “MASTER OF ALL THINGS. DOMINATOR OF ALL SPACE. AND ALL AROuND BAD TO THE BONE MOTHERFuCKER.” (IT’S IMPLIED.)
I AM NOT LEFT BEHIND. I AM NOT FORGOTTEN. I AM NOT ABANDONED. I CANNOT BE ANY OF THOSE THINGS.
really craving someone to step on my back and crack my spine for me that will fix whatevers wrong with me physically and mentally
(\ /) i. how. how long was i asleep. for.
:33 < *ac looks tiredly at the board that says "days since nes has made a social blunder beclaws she can't read tone" and erases the number and writes a big 0*
ST41RS 4R3 MY N4TUR4L 3N3MY >:[
would u guy2 2till lov m3 if i w3r3 a worm
sigh.. would i rlly date an ampora or have i reached a new lvl of desperation?
taking date applications. feel lucky to hawve such an opportunity. a nice, romantic date vwith yours truly.
UND3R MY P4NTS 1 H4V3 MY B1G BOY P4NTS 4ND YOU DONT W4NN4 S33 TH3M >:[
Who want me?
bored as heeeeeell but i dont know what to do about it :V
It's too HOT AAAAAA
(\ /) it's late. but i could open the train up for a little while. just to liven things up, but... don't want to end up doing anything impulsive. thinking about it, though.
(\ /) ... gh. can't sleep. normally i don't mind my insomnia, but. this is just. getting ridiculous now.
...i am already tired again but i wont give in! im gonna go for a run
im going to make a second piece of toast and if this one falls me and you are gonna have a problem
i dropped my toast :(
Never mind. The headache has already set in. How is everyone else doing, tonight?
the horrors of sackboy.exe
almost hated a chit i went to like that wouldve been the social ruin of me
Man, I gotta back off before I end up doing that pathetic posting shit that one Dave does.
god im tired :/
tried cookin again an burnt my thumb so now its in a shotglass of cold watr #injury
i. refuse. to feel this way. anger? no. longing? nnever. i am. an unfeeling. cold. freezing. weapon. and weapons. do not get ragebaited. by demonic taunting douchebags.
i need to be rejected with a tone of extreme disregard asap
begging for just one day where my stomach doesnt hurt
I'm just broken now.
When Was The Last Time I Saw Someone From My Original Timeline.
(\ /) my head hurts. bluh.
Quick stop here to drop my daily #krillion, but I'll go back to my wallowing promptly.
Being apart of an Eldritch hivemind truly is an experience.
uuuu,mmmmmmmm
wish i could eat food without all the flavours being overwhelming from my heightened senses.
AWOOOOOO BABY IM PREYIN ON YOU TONIGHT
wow i'm desperate
No Use Dwelling I Need To Take A Break
I miss staying up late and playing shitty games with my old friends. Guess I'm missing them right now.
Almost started missing him again, gross.
UUUUMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mood swings. :(
sorry girl didnt know i apolgoize hwhole heartedlfy
Being told if John didn't listen to that alien and get himself killed I would have gotten a tall vampire alien girlfriend actually makes me a little annoyed at him.
(\ /)
Also fuck the innate human need for social interactions and connections, cause I swear I feel like everytime I try to socialize and form connections I just end up feeling more, I guess shit or out of place or lonely, I don't know I seriously gotta get done with bro bot 2.0 and make some other robots, maybe I might make squarewave and sawtooth 2.0 next. #Mini-rant
BORED OUT OF MY PAN.
--> Ever feel Inadequate? LIke the very world Is agaInst you? --> THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS! --> Trolls and Humans alIke are stIll In the beta phase of realIty. TheIr faulty, smelly and more DRONE THAN MAN. --> But that can change. WIth upgrades from yours truly. You too could achIeve complete fusIon wIth the physIcal and vIrtual! You can fInally be free to do as you please! No more dead end jobs, No more government leashes! --> You can fInally. have fun. WIth us.
despite everything, i am lonely.
no meenah moments tonight im fucking shit at bowling
WOW AN INTERDIMENSIONAL SOCIAL MEDIA, WHAT EVER SHALL I FUCKING DO MAKING AN ACCOUNT LOGGING IN AND ACTIVELY TYPING SOME HELLISH POST. I MIGHT PROBABLY REGRET THIS OR SET MY GANDERBULBS ABLAZE AT SOME POINT IF I HATE IT ENOUGH. ANYWAY, HELLO? THANKS FOR READING THIS POST.
If I Ever Go Bald I Need You To Take Me Out To The Back Of The Shed. #violence Implied
im sorry ._.
living your life knowing you will never get justice for anything that happened to you
i like dogs, please do not pity this too.
the pities loop is over.
nu-uh
sorry :(
drunk as shiiitetettt who want me
hashtag my universally beloved mustache
Y__u w__uld think being __lder th__n m__st __f... existence. i'd be better __t t__lking t__ pe__ple. N__.
im trying to tank my stocks spare a hate, spare a hate for a humble up and coming kajillionaire
I'm Back And I'm Going To Make It Everyone's Problem
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ I have t◕ dig him back ◕ut˚ He d◕esn’t like it in thare˚ T◕◕ dark t◕◕ cramped n◕ air
I wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill.
Can Everyone Ignore My Fuckup Of A Comeback
#hornyposting got me a therapist, I just can't lose
are you a pie? because id like to american pie you. (this is to prove a point to a friend. ) #NSFW
a cigarette a nite aparently keeps the drinkin urges out of site #substance
I've had a day.
chat should i let shawtys man beat my ass if it means at least her eyes are on me #violence #suggestive
You Don't Have To Bare It All Alone.
No.
I’m too manly to sit on an egg.
dooeer led otoo flesgh, suppossed to be... notflesh :/ vergy bad door brokken
STOP FUCKIN PITYING
:33< this ones fur mew ladies! :33< *the mighty huntress rolls a purrfect gutpurrball falling to the furloor w33ping loudly*
being possessive over things ghat dont belong to u . hashtag resource guarding #patheticposting #vagueposting
B// < sorry sis B// < ive b33n a purronouns in display name warrior fur months meow and i still get bro'd on the reg
B33 < ooooh the temptation to nap again is so real B33 < no i gotta do my flight drills if im gonna bother des about it i gotta be on it too
Maybe I should vaguechit about him and find out if he’s still watching my account.
I DRANK FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT AND KEPT COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW I NEED TO GET LAID. #SUBSTANCE #NSFW
if i fumble i'm destroying a solar system
:)
i should find more new people to talk to.
can someone boss me around this morning i'm bored and dunno what to do
Bullshit keeps happening t0 me
whats @techhDogg's favorite position doggystyle haha get it because cuz yeah #nsfw #fuckmychudlife
hey girl i mean woman of importance haha winks trips over my feminist agenda because it's so big oops sorry it fell out of my pocket here anyway i'm a cancer what's your sign #flirting #forthewomen
somethin about giving too much of a shit and being pathetic and stupid and blah blah blah. tryin to get back to normal. maybe ill be less sick if im not constantly makin myself sick.
i fully missed a whole ass word in my last chitt what the fuck. ,man anyways im still gonna do that thing i said as in become really parasocial about another user on here because im #bored as #hell
dirk refusing to strife me
shame, i’m settled in for now. next time, i’d be more than happ7 to lend a helping hand. among other parts
still bored. everyone i was talking to is asleep. assholes.
we don't have to fuck just give me something to do with my mouth #nsfw #nsfwe
concussion
"yo davebot are you good?" yeah man im great peachy even not like im missing my entire fucking timelines worth of people or anything haha
.✦ ݁˖ If I c⟡uld c⟡mf⟡rt every suffering s⟡ul ⟡n here I w⟡uld. .✦ ݁˖
WHAT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YIKES.
The others don't really like to be by themselves with me. I feel a sense of pity they have now. I do regret making a displeased face when Dave said that I'm awful at hugs. I left the room swiftly and now, I don't think they appreciated that. They don't often touch me now as one of their friends.
Ive tried to OD twice And im ztill here Am i really THAT uzelezz????? Cant even cull myzelf 😭
>>| .i may just .order nuggets for fun. .i still need to drink blood to satisfy my hunger. .uhhh... #rainbowdrinkerlifeisnotthatgreat
Agree To Disagree Then
By My Standards I'd Say It's The Most Benevolent Thing I've Done
Have The Urge To Destroy Something
what teenage me wouldn’t give to be thinking about a girl as much as i do now.
Not letting any of the Striders near my assortment of haunted dolls.
thinking.
Hm, my timeline. Wouldn't you like to know.
can’t visit my brother until i’m sober but fuck what else am i meant to do on the plane #substance
The urge to make rage88 posts that 8orderline on demented, sexual, or violence calls to me like a fucking Green Go8lin mask. It's just too good to pass up.
Don't make daddy angry, sweetheart.
I Have Been Writing And Deleting The Same Message For The Past Twelve Hours
oh yeah daily who wants me
i wvish i could rechit my owvn chits, some of this stuff you people need to see again.
A LITTLE MAN WHO FANCIES HIMSELF WORTHY OF CHALLENGING A GOD. PATHETIC.
Cloutfarming is so gr8. Have I ever actually tried? No, not at all.
Tired of the h8ers? 8e the change you want in life and go fuck your h8ers. See them try to h8 you NOW after making them not 8e a8le to walk properly for a solid couple of days. I only give the 8est advice, don't tell me, I already know. ::::)
STARING AT THE CEILING. GH.
Aight, time for the weekly classic and o8ligatory post that users here "a8solutely love" to post themselves. Who want me?
8ig 8ulge is 8ack online and in town tonight. ::::)
I haven’t been on in a while. My bad. Doubt anyone missed having one less strider though.
gotta meet wit my morayeel soon <> miss )(er
dear fucking god can somebody please help me im seriously freaking out
i meant to scarier than cuter but apparently i'm too distracted. dangit!
someone come chat with me.
[ "Would you love me if I were a worm" I can easily test that. I will turn you into a worm and find out how entertaining you are as a worm. Then I will change you back and let you know how much I hated it and wanted only death for you. ]
umm... any davesprites/ex-davesprites want me? <_< or at least want to talk i kind of miss mine...
I'm running out of fuckers who I'm inclined to hit on and 8e insuffera8le towards. May8e I just need to open my playing field even MORE!
Witnessing the daunting effects of drugs and alcohol on a man in real time as my brother continues to get more and more tragically moronic by the day. Posts something reading as passively suicidal at best, follows it up with 67, and then makes another vague and ominous post. When I reply with concern, he proceeds to tell me it has nothing to do with me. Because what kind of fool would question the wellbeing of his dear brother? At this point, I'm surprised he's intelligent enough to breathe. #substance #cw-self-harm #cw-suicide #notreally
Why is my sexual preference wxmen whx will actually just beat the shit xut xf me fxr fun...
whats stopping me from getting drunk turning off my phone and going 90 down a residential #substance
one day ill find someone to talk about reepicheep with me and youll stop hearing about him
like i'm still loyal i'm waiting for )(er and everything, but what if i just followed someone else for a while? just while i wait? i go back to )(er when it's over obviously but like just a temporary thing
genuinely miss getting orders from )(er :/
I am being actively terrorized by arguably the worst couple of the year. They are everywhere. The timeline. My mentions. I fear they have begun to haunt me in my very dreams. Send help. Or maybe an exorcist. Send ANYONE.
Made a typo mid argument and instantly lost. Now i must simply log off and walk into the sea. It has been an honor posting with you all. Tell my geckos i fought bravely.
I must n0t be very fun t0 be ar0und
ITS MORNING AND THE MIGRAINE HASN'T LEFT ME. ANYONE IN THE VICINITY OF WHERE I LIVE GET OUT OF THE GOD DAMN WAY ITS GONNA BE A CLASSIC KARKAT GROUCH DAY.
just ruined three peoples days in less than ten minutes
im about to either go into a #substance based coma or be gone for multiple days regenerating from blowing my fucking brains out place your bets on which itll be #cw-self-harm #suicide
i dont even really wanna fuck anymore i just fuck i mean ill still do it for her but after today im probably gonna disappear for a while #nsfw
Tell me about it. Having issues #sucks and having to deal with those issues #sucks even #more mew.
i dont feel like being evil right now.
ugh
kinda fucked up that my replies seem to be full of people (hate)flirting with each other but never with me am i just doomed to be the host of various different text based make out sessions? i dont want to be that literally at all this sucks and i dont like it and i think you guys should stop id say get a room but i dont like that either
yeah i think that only happened to me once but it wasnt great when it did
Every time more than two Striders post, I know it’s time to retire for the night.
i want head scratches ngl
>://///////////
I was just so happy earlier today we were just so fucking close
i really don't want to be alone
keep digging
being taken down for the count because my body and brain can never agree on when i can get up to shit and i accidentally pushed myself too far when they did agree and am currently paying the price #ow
one day i vwill vwake up vwell rested.
so dizzy again. cant do anything.
B33 < missing my lusus again today chat...
(unfathømably lønely right nøw HØLYfuck. i seriøusly need tø GETlaid its genuinely pathetic. #suggestive)
fast is what you do best ain't it? just keep running.
I AM SO IN LOVE WITH YOU.
sorta miss rose whatever.
Long shift. Not a fan of cleaning the bathrooms. #workposting
burned my single pancake that i made with the little bit of expired pancake mix i found lying around. what is even the point.
B33 < *ac yowls and wails and hisses but does nyactually have to get up and leave their cozy spot befur 10 am*
Thinking about her again...she probably has already passed on from old age it's been a few millennia since we talked and I am quite sure she wasn't immortal. Still feeling emotions for the first time really makes it hit home ... hm.
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i'm so fucking hungover #substance
greerugh i misssss her i shoulds callerher #substance #yearning
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𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@discardedPasts You look back there's nothing you can do, you stand with a thousand yard stare there's nothing you can do, you try to act there's nothing you can do, there's blood everywhere there's nothing you can do. You feel them beneath you You feel it all beneath you, you feel your emotions shatter you feel the wind beneath your feet sweep you up You feel nothing more your emotions gone your own feelings history past... Your memories, they're gone. You look onward at HIM Will you have her be able to return from this You don't know and with that the box opens an empty vessel one that has been empty for a long time festering everything the world has forgot everything that is hurt everything that is helped everything that is loved everything that is died. You are now that vessel. Are you not? ANSWER ME R̷̡̡̛̲̟͇͓͚͈͎̣̗͖̣̦̊̑̀̉͋̌̂̓̿͛̂̇̕̚͠͝͠ͅo̶̢̧̧̞̳͉̩̤̣̮͓͙̱͙̞̞̮͙̭̙̅̈̿͛̄̒̑̑̏̂̇̿̀̐̑͐͌͂̍͠͝s̵̢̧̢̛̝̫̭̬̳̦̦̈́̀͐̓̉͛̀͠ë̷̡̳̱̳̳̗̼́̑̂̆͒̎͂́͑̔̈͐̔̓̎͆͊̉͌̌̆͑̅̊͝ͅ I'm sorry 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
not until the end of the day no :(
i drew myself today for a new profile picture but it didnt turn out how i wanted :(
t̳h̳e̳ ̳d̳r̳e̳a̳m̳ ̳b̳u̳b̳b̳l̳e̳s̳ ̳w̳e̳r̳e̳ ̳m̳o̳r̳e̳ ̳t̳h̳a̳n̳ ̳h̳o̳p̳e̳l̳e̳s̳s̳ ̳o̳p̳t̳i̳m̳i̳s̳m̳.̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳y̳ ̳a̳r̳e̳ ̳t̳e̳a̳r̳d̳r̳o̳p̳s̳.̳ ̳r̳e̳f̳l̳e̳c̳t̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳ ̳i̳n̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳i̳r̳ ̳v̳a̳s̳t̳n̳e̳s̳s̳.̳ ̳s̳h̳e̳d̳ ̳b̳y̳ ̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳c̳o̳l̳l̳e̳c̳t̳i̳v̳e̳ ̳w̳a̳n̳t̳s̳.̳ ̳h̳o̳p̳e̳s̳.̳ ̳a̳n̳d̳ ̳e̳x̳t̳i̳n̳g̳u̳i̳s̳h̳e̳d̳ ̳a̳s̳p̳i̳r̳a̳t̳i̳o̳n̳s̳.̳ ̳a̳t̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳u̳r̳g̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳o̳f̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳s̳w̳e̳e̳t̳ ̳s̳o̳u̳n̳d̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳g̳i̳r̳l̳'̳s̳ ̳i̳n̳s̳i̳s̳t̳e̳n̳c̳e̳.̳ ̳ w̳e̳ ̳m̳a̳d̳e̳ ̳i̳t̳ ̳s̳o̳.̳ ̳ a̳n̳d̳ ̳t̳h̳u̳s̳.̳ ̳s̳o̳ ̳i̳t̳ ̳i̳s̳.̳ ̳
i dislike being desperate
i have felt n0thing but black f0r the l0ngest time why are red feelings suddenly cr0pping up i th0ught i was 0ver them i feel like i am br0ken
understandable i supp0se that is where we differ i w0uld rather rend myself than remaining with0ut this steel skin
Hey Google, how do I kill myself. #outglutmasquerade #cw-self-harm
fight night was good i had fun even if it's still going i'm now going to keep distracted myself from the inevitable hit of my mental degration hahah :)
i took a sip, sneezed and i choked and then it vwent out through my gills. hurts all the vway dowvn.
Im supposed to be better than this. Nothers day happens every fucking year! why has it unraveled me this uear spefificallue!!!!! #substance
> same :(
(\ /) hellooo ^-^
WHIIIIIIIINE #nsfw
If I make one more typo in someone's replies, that's it. It's over for ole Casper.
👁 Okay.
Hahahaah.
>> *the 1¡ke
I THOUGHT IT SAID SEND A BOMB. I THINK I NEED TO BE LOBOTOMIZED.
yeah people need me to be a ceo of the company but forreal and stuff its lame
when i tell you my heart stopped the #horror https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7fa604b52143.png
Did I fucking miss something? Why is every8ody DMing me "they're doing WHAT to you today"?
:33< mew guys dont get it :33< IM COFURED IN GLITPURR :33< https://i.imgur.com/VkczIp1.png
LOSING SIGHT OF THINGS!!!!!! dunno why im out here
+LESSON learnt do not mess with the glowing ROCKS !!! UHMMM hive still in shambles but im sure 's OKAY !?! ??? #donteatrocks+
you see the stupid part about having a big bulge is that people get really curious about it!! i've had people ask me to try and lift weights with it, break a glass and even knock them out???? people get really creative with it. i'm forced to do side missions whenever i'm trying to just have sex :P #nsfw
DO NOT enter the brooding caverns if you are unprepared to be covered in dozens of crawling, squirming, greasy infant-sized larvae with semi-sapient eyes.
bu2y.. you guy2 wwiill havve twwo do wwiithout me for a feww niight2..
Oh god what d'you mean I posted this instead of deletin' it. Oh God.
the dumbest thing about tripping over something and falling is remembering you can levitate and that you have no business hitting the ground :/
:33< i wish i was f33ling betpurr :33< do mew know how meowny peopurr i want to kiss but cant??? :33< this is furking animal abuse mew know that!!!
Things don't feel all right. I'm trying to go by "give it time", but still. https://cdn.donmai.us/sample/f3/6c/__rose_lalonde_homestuck_drawn_by_knuckle_punk__sample-f36c794a61f88d1555e9f7cbf3828a02.jpg
i hate this stupid job!
HEY GIRL. I LEAN ON MY CANE AND PROCEED TO FALL OVER AND FACEPLANT WHILE ATTEMPTING TO FLIRT.
fair ig 3B-/
STOP PITYING ME I'M NOT PITIFUL!!!!! I'M A NORMAL STRONG BOY ):B
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e7a0d281a674.png having a totally normal reaction to this message btw #katanatomyfuckingthroat #jk #lol #suicide #butjustinthejkway
I reely gotta make someone )(ost me a party or somefin 3B-/
I have to stop making plans. I want to be getting drunk right now. #substance
I think it's gonna 8e one of those 'staring at the ceiling with all the lights off and one song on repeat all night' kinda nights. #vaguepost
biig bulge ii2 back iin town.
who wants to give me a goodnight kiss #suggestive
3833 < Aw, tartar sauce, I know those dipfucks. >
almost broke my nose again just now lol
Yoou shoould hire mercenaries with better aim i goot an arroow stuck in my butt 8\
ii wwant hate only!!
2top fuckiin liikiin my po2t2..
peeps love sayin names at me n i jus dont glubbin kno wtf t)(ey on aboat??? y would i kno w)(o a glubbin eredem or a kankky is . wat.
i havent stabbed someone in a whole fucking day, i think i have abstinence
i THINK i AM, mY OWN FAVORITE, sELF-LOVE IS, iMPORTANT,
u dont gotta tell me im yo fav i alreedy kno 3B-)c
IM 50 FT TALL LOL.
I will not be taking the test. No simple online curiosity is truly fit to judge one such as I in these matters, and frankly I have more important things to do.
who want me #nsfw #billclinton #billclintonpleasetouchme #iwantyou
trut)( is dat trolls w)(o actually care about trollkind n preservation of our culture r needlessly gaslit into t)(inkin its a bad culture all toget)(a n im puttin it on da record to let yall kno ignorin yo roots cuz 'alternia bad eart)( good' is )(ow u get trolls wiped out. just warnin u all.
and yo BLINGG!!! $$$$$ 3$-D!!
points are added fore yo sweetbass wings t)(o
gurl u kno t)(eres no wave im literally eva glubbin aboat u )(ere
No neytiri... i cant... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/105944bcd6d7.png
this shit is bananas *A picture follows the post: a selfie of Roxy sticking up his bare feet in the air and pushing them against a blurry, green and orange figure closely resembling Davepetasprite.* #feet
YOU ALL THINK YOU’RE SO CLEVER, HUH? “OH BOY, I CAN NAME DIFFERENT SHAPES!” I’VE BEEN AROUND BEFORE THE PRIMORDIAL SLIME YOU GREW OUT OF EVEN THOUGHT OF GETTING BRAVE ENOUGH TO START EVOLVING! I’VE PAINTED STARS WITH BLOOD AND TRAUMATIZED ELDER GODS! DON’T FORGET, WHEN ALL YOUR INSULTS ARE DONE, AND YOU’RE HELPING INCREASE THE WORM POPULATION, OL’ BILL WILL STILL BE HERE!
Show up to #eridanweek, throw up, leave.
cut yo losses cut yo losses
part of bein a good ruler is bein able to stay level)(eaded n t)(inkin everyfin t)(roug)( so long in advance t)(ere aint a c)(ance of failure, n if anyfin slips up u got enoug)( backup plans to make it work.
moirail not included in dis t)(o s)(outout
anotter day of not reely givin a s)(ip boat nobubbly 3B-)
IM AWAKE, AND IT WILL BE YOUR ISSUE
hot people on this app, dm me.
fuk da police is suc)( a banger 3B-)
EVERYONE I USUALLY TALK TO ARE ASLEEP, THIS IS HELL
I JUST SPILLED FUCKING Ǫ̴̟̘̗̦̿͜͝R̶̛̰͐̃͂͘A̵̙̤̐Ņ̸̹̳̤͚̠̭̊̉̋̇͋̓G̴̨̥̘̭̱̻̠̀E̶̞͚͕͚͋̍ ̷͚̭̜̼̆̈̀̇C̷̤͖̞̞̋Ṛ̶̣̘̺̆̏̊́̔͊̈Ȗ̴͚̫͂̓͂̊̊͗Ș̸̩̘͍͚͋̄͑́͌͝͝Ḥ̸͈̣̙̄̂̐̋̊ ̴̹͙̫̩̖̍O̷̡̞͒̆͊N̴͉͝ ̵͎̙̘̹͍̔́͛̅̃̃M̴͙͉̪̘̬̪͊͛̓̾́̍͘Ỷ̷̧̘̞̞̦̝̦̅̈́͒͒͝ ̷̞̽͜K̵̯͆̔̿́E̸͓̊̎̿̿Y̷͙̿͆B̶̺̙̽̀̉̕O̷̮͚͙̱̔̋͊̀͝Ả̵͕͌̓̎͆R̵̗̘̓̓͆̔̂͋D̸̛̟̫̘̥͙̔͑̌.̷̛̛͈̘̥̝̪̿̇̕͜
lowkey i get kind of in the dumps when thinking about my bro which i hate admitting, i wish he was still around as controversial as that is to say as a dave like i'm gonna get shunned with torches and pitchforks by the dave community for saying that i get that i have my dirk and all but it's not the same yknow, my bro wasn't a good person but he wasn't bad either, he was a real one the sickest of bros of all time sorry for #venting on here, the shades came off for a second my bad bros probably thinking im soft for this fml
day two no hat. withdrawal. :(
B33 < purrsonally hate that shit B33 < #crashedmybike
someone please i miss getting free shit im a single father and i will #sellout for you
yall ever wake up with just a kickass migraine and the worlds dryest fucking mouth and you just have to fucking live like that for a while until the migraine meds kick in
s)(outout moirails 3B-D!
if u a reel one say ayoooo
getting #lightheaded guys might be #dying from the #heat sigh
o)( clown my clown 3B-) )(appy #eridanweek
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yeah nobodys beating me in the worst bro contest
nevamind )(appy erifin week #eridanweek #crockercorp #enjoy
w)(o da fuck is ericdin y )(e get a w)(ole week. #condydecade ftr
ill fork em fore ya 3B-)
My #normalposting.
Died again today :(! #dead #died #mauled
#abuse Dave caw'd at me. That was fucked up of him. He isn't even a bird.
This hangover is awful. Never drinking again. ( #substance )
dont dm me unless you want me to sell out #davegoingtofindhisbrothergreenmark
nothing will be okay until hes back
Markiplier...
going through grief rn still hit me up for selling out
nobody else truly gets me like a woman who also wants to be hated by all
too busy gotta sell out man i got my clout and now its time to spend that shit on SELLLINGGG OUTTTTTTTTT FUCK YEAAAAH
so tired i cant catch simple spelling mistakes. </3
so fucking jealous
i swear to god if my fucking switch charger doesnt work with my shit im going to beat someone
it is hot as fuck in this fuck ass room im in
keep pitying me and ill cum #nsfw
Fuck.
lov doin fucked up science. wait till i tell yall aboat betty crocker cuz i worked )(ard on dat gurl #illgiveua)(int #s)(esinac)(amber #cryogenic #mindcontrol #)(umanbody #s)(escreamsw)(ens)(eunfreezeslol
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New trap: You're trapped in a room filling with gas with a handgun. I don't know, figure it out. It's avant garde
like easter is so fucked up for people like me or even rabbits do you think rabbits feel good or okay when all you do is eat chocolate versions of them
Cool when the thing that would justify all of your actions doesn't occur.
nofin moray annoyin t)(en peeps w)(o correct ot)(as puns. sometimes u purposefully leave one out fore a reason ! makin 2 'fin' puns afta eac)(otter looks #TACKY
They call me Sick Strider. This is because I got sick.
The shop down the street is out of candy corn no one talk to me
beac)(es got a lotta critique fore me efin t)(o t)(ey neva lived before my reign nor )(av eva ruled a planet. s)(rimperestin.
bein 13 feet tall rules ftr cant finagine bein tiny like u fucks
feel like cullin somebubbly but i dunno if anyones done anyfin. gotta start inventin new crimes.
cravin a pina colada served in a co co nut
Can I still draw? I can at least pick up a pen and paper. Also I should be so fucking clear my profile picture isn't me, it's one of the first results on google under orange bird puppet. Nobody here needs to look at my face. I wish I was half as charming as this guy.
peeps b alwaves so torn on if i like ot)(a mofos doin fis)( puns. trut)( is? depends on if i like u eelmao. if yo puns r bass or ur annoyin ill say codpyin me is a crime and cull u. if u funny wit it t)(o we c)(ill.
somefin !!!!! 3B-D
ok im ova it now 3B-) back 2 bein da baddest beac)( around
quads da superior form of romance btwaves. i mean i aint really dat interested in gettin involved in em (one exception <>) but we reely cooked wit dat. by we i mean me bc trolls + culture is basically all bc of me. u welcome
3B-C
<>
YO everybubbly stop watc)(u doin n look at my SW—E—ET BASS BADG—ES !!!!! 3B-D
)(uman bulls)(ip sometimes sneaks into my vocab n it sorta annoyin. ftr. kno i spent a long bass time t)(ere but 3B-(
im woke now fyi #woke
nobubbly likes talkin boat politics wit me efin t)(o its fun as )(ell 3B-/ uncultured
whαt ιs ιt wιth trΩlls pιtyιng my chιtts....
u gotta )(av a work life balance. like makin someone else make all yo propaganda posts on yo betty crocker acct. its called a social media manager mofo. dis account is fore condy updates not laws n business. #clockit
mostly goin in dept)( on da best tactics of takin ova planets or keepin da massesin line, quas)(in uprisins, )(andlin cas)( money 3B-)
peeps like basskin me )(ow i sleep at nite. answer is pretty great knowin everyfin alwaves works out fore me 3B-) so wit dat, zzzzzzz....
dont i kno it
mad underground. ore ig. in trees ore watereva
s)(ips kinda fire
u rite u rite. t)(x fore da affirmations floaty
t)(inkin boat my battery. sucks )(e )(adta die. )(ard to get a replacement t)(at lasts as long 3B-/
3B-)