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3833 < Skirts are nice, but variety is the spice of life! > 3833 < Also, I purrsonally missed shoes... So so so much. >
idk if im late or not i got distracted anyway shout out to my verses jade for taking this photo for me tried using a fishing rod n ended up having more fun this way #fishingfriday https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/fishingfriiday.png
Today wwas a good day to skip the festivvities at #eridanwweek.
HERE COMES ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP! IF YOURE EVER EVEN DISCONTENT WITH THINGS YOU CAN LEAVE! IF IT SUCKS HIT THE BRICKS! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP! #DRIPTIP #DRIPTIPNATION!
:33< okay well :33< i got some medical grade shit if mew n33d it
Hm... I suppose I do.
#beetleweek. will be. rubble-free. only the dirt. and detritus. will remain.
Always remember: When in doubt, blame RONALD REAGAN.
all of you fucks dont understand my love for team fortress two its an amazing game has amazing graphics has wonderful voice acting especially for when it was made i constantly spend multiple hours doing sfms cause its easy and an amazing way to share my feelings about certain things like my two favorite characters to pose is scout and pyro but they are also who i main a majority of my sfms are scout and sniper though because they are my favorite pairing i love the art the headcanons and the majority of the fanbase i have seen every little reference in the videos heres one you might not have noticed in the background when one of medics doves gets hit you can see the director which had a comic made about him you can read it on the official site ive read every comic played tf2 almost every month (im not good at first person shooters really) and i even have the ice skating pyro taunt which is the only taunt i have cause i dont really like any other ones you guys are nothing like my cool autistic swag D Strides OUT #rant (sfm credits ME BITCH) https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1468469425593127074/1481201503006883913/image.png?ex=69d01da5&is=69cecc25&hm=f915f522bb29e3581ad56ed41c6054ddf1fdeb71e0648367988233fff4e8208d&
((actually this can be its own post too. if you think "joking" about the epstein files and the heinous acts against innocent people inside of them is in any way shape or form "funny" you can block me and fuck off. im not going to be nice about this. its insanely disgusting and insensitive to the victims and to people who have survived similar instances of human trafficking along with the emotional, physical, psychological abuse that goes along with it. #ooc #abuse
HERES TODAYS TIP FROM A DRIP! YOU CAN DRAW WITH MORE THAN JUST CRAYONS! MARKERS PENS PENCILS YOU NAME IT IF YOU CAN WRITE WITH IT YOU CAN DRAW WITH IT! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER #DIRPTIP THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AND ILL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE!
I HOPE IT STAYS DARK FOREVER I HOPE THE WORST ISN'T OVER AND I HOPE YOU BLINK BEFORE I DO AND I HOPE I NEVER GET SOBER #LYRIC
B33 < fur no specific reason btw B33 < like for poptarts pity for waffles B33 < making decisions rn
Let the hornyposting commence.
I support women's rights as well as women's wrongs.
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
THAT IS JUST THE KINDA UPSTANDING MEMBER OF SOCIETY I AM! THANK YOU FOR YOUR DECADES OF DEDICATED SUPPORT #DRIPTIPNATION!
HERES ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP! TODAY IS APRIL FIRST WHICH IS A DAY OF LIES AND PRANKS AND TRICKS AND MEANNESS! DO NOT BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU SEE ON THIS DAY FOR IT IS THE DAY KNOWN AS "APRILS FOOLED DAY!" IM PRETTY SURE ITS WHEN THE "APRIL" COLLECTIVE PLAYS "FOOLEDS" ON US ALL! STAY SMART #DRIPTIPNATION! STAY SMART AND STAY SAFE! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER #DRIPTIP! DRIP TIPS WILL ALWAYS BE REAL AND NEVER BE PRANKS OR JAPES OR EVEN RIDDLES!!! THIS IS THIS NOBEL REPORTERS HARD STANCE AND I WILL NOT COMPROMISE ON IT!
YOUR DEDICATION TO PATIENCE HAS PAYED OFF THE LATEST #DRIPTIP IS UP!

men that r awful and/or horrible and/or pathetic and/or evil ily sm <3 i want 2 capture u in my basement n poke u w various Objects #nsfw #nsfwe

concept: a human man whimpering while he twitches and bucks his hips up into your touch trying to get just a bit more stimulation which you keep denying over and over a big man older than you one that would never be caught dead crying out for you to just fuck him already but you just have that effect on him (tags: Reader/Anonymous, old man yaoi, men whimpering, submissive men, dom reader, #nsfw, tags: M)

concept: on your knees as they sit and read your arms wrapped around their leg, crotch pressed tight to their boot as you roll your hips forward and back desperately trying to find some relief they dont even look down when you bite at their knee like an animal, they simply turn the page and pay attention to what they actually care about (tags: Reader/Anonymous, sub reader, #nsfw, boothumping, desperation, degradation, apathetic top, archive rating: E)
hey chittrs do i turn this sketch we did into an actual icon or do i lazily eat the rest of my food https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263170561442451536/1488695925235908771/image.png?ex=69cdb79f&is=69cc661f&hm=02b4eff0092054e17385c7d919c0f800575696704ead6404598d4ad70ac5ae61
WHEN I RETURN TO ALTERNIA, THERE WON'T BE AN #ERIDANWEEK THERE WILL ONLY BE #EGGMANWEEK EVERY WEEK!!!
oh word its trans day of visibility? love being able to see trans people theyre great yall go n have a good day of being proud
not trans but my sprite is. so shoutout to that and everyone else forever
i have been slowly learning many things over the past twenty four hours including: - big troll events are apparently notorious for being literally deadly so if you go you can probably expect to lose your head at some point or at the very least one of your limbs (party hard or go home i guess shit) - most human celebrities look like they have some sort of troll equivalent (this ones pretty cool actually mirrored timelines and all of that good noise it would be sick as fuck if we could get nicholas cage and troll nicholas cage in the same room i just think that crossover would be legendary personally like if you agree) - troll bruno mars was fatally shot dead but hes okay now and might even still be performing during one of the event nights at #eridanweek the crazy son of a bitch (huge respect gotta shout out the guy for that) still tbd if ill actually show for any of the wild shit going on around those stages but the streams from yesterday have been very enlightening to say the least
Ten likes and I reach through the bars and try to get the pig's service pistol.
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i miss when mspaint had like little dumbass noises in it like when you used the spraycan and it was all like sfhhhfhhhshhhhhhh or you used the paint bucket and it was like pbbtblhshghch
I'd let a girl punch me if I liked her enough anyways how are you
im gonna dress up as an egg for #eggsweek !!!!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU #DRIPTIPNATION FOR YOUR CONTINUED SUPPORT OF ME AND MY WILD AND CRAZY ANTICS!
JUST A LITTLE THING WERE WORKING ON FOR #EGGSWEEK!
https://i.imgur.com/Ocx1Qjc.png CONCEPT ART OF @mrBenedict S EGG PARADE THAT NEVER ENDS! LOOK FORWARD TO IT AT #EGGWEEK
YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME HERE if youd like :)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ yourel wecome.!!! ]

Like this post if you saw Eridan shoot Troll Michael Jackson at #eridanweek!
My last link sucked let me try again. Where I'm currently at. #eridanweek https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1488343266553499728/iu_.png?ex=69cc6f2e&is=69cb1dae&hm=7ddfd67c2d38f3e66823370a5cb183df2f5e3ca477cb893e40c5e14de7f9a393&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=822&height=549
[[ i do need everyone to know that my voice claim for alpha dave is danny sexbang and i cant listen to nsp without thinking of him. orgy for one thats him. its his type of humour. he is chill like that. thats my guy.]]
we just be our here in japan working on SBAHJ: THE ANIMNE season 2 the day I get out of rehab and that's life. #substance
I look forward to seeing it.
hey admin can you give me an option to collapse the pinned chit in a lil submenu so i dont have to scroll through it and all its replies to get to the feed also can you give me an option to collapse replies i think thatd be useful
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[we should all invest our money into seeds. for more food]> 🐔
I am legalizing Gay Marriage 2.
women are so fuckin powerful that yuri broke the site thats amazing i love women
Thank you for posting the Yuri, everyone.
#sugg3st1v3 1'd l3t 4 g1rl put 4 c1g4r3tt3 0ut 0n my n3ck 4nd l1ck 1t 1f 1 l1k3d h3r 3n0ugh.
(( just one of those things man... crazy how much humans hate each other :/ ))
(( jaw drop! :0 i'm so used 2 just typing "aboverse" without all the slashies, good 2 know ))
⚇ i can't participate in yuri but. ⚇ A BROTHER THROWS OUT A BIG WHOOP WHOOP TO ALL THE GIRLIES ⚇ who are kissing other girlies. ⚇

me wen im fuck deep in sum dank ass dirt just wrigglin around #wormsforslickweek #slickweek #wormposting

lets all becum worms 4 #slickweek
YOU'RE REALLY ONLY GETTING THIS BECAUSE I REALIZED THE REST WAS ACTUALLY PROBABLY WRITTEN DRUNKENLY BY YOURS TRULY AND THEREFORE NOT EVEN A WELL WRITTEN SEX SCENE AND TALKING ABOUT AN EARLIER POST I MADE SO YEAH (#SUBSTANCE #NSFW #NSFWE #POWERDYNAMIC #SUBSTANCEABUSE #INTOXPLAY #SOMEWHATTOXICDYNAMIC #NONVERBAL #DUBCON) YOU'VE COME TO LEARN—NONVERBAL EPISODES SUCK! NOT EVEN TO MENTION THE DRUNK ONES. NOW, WHILE YOU'D USUALLY STICK TO PESTERING- ER- CHATTING WITH YOUR FRIENDS,YOUR LACK OF A PALMHUSK AND FRIENDS REMOVED THIS POSSIBILITY ENTIRELY. RATHER, YOU FIND YOURSELF ON YOUR BACK, SQUEAKING AND SQUEALING, AS THE OLDER TROLL LOOMED ABOVE YOU. HIS EYES ROAMING OVER YOUR FLUSHED FIGURE, "LOOK AT YA," HE LET OUT A CHUCKLE. "WAS THAT TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO DRINK?" HE GAVE YOU A SHARP GRIN BEFORE LEANING DOWN TO REST A HEAVY HAND ON YOUR CHEST. YOU WOULD ONLY LET OUT A WHINE OF PARTIAL FRUSTRATION AND ANNOYANCE COMING FROM THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT. "D'AWW, AFRAID THAT ISN'T AN ANSWER." HE REACHED BEHIND THE COUCH'S CONSOLE TABLE AND GRABBED YOUR DRINK. YOU EYED HIS HAND CAUTIOUSLY; YOU'VE GROWN WARY OF HIS INTENTIONS. HE'S VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR FRIEND—SIMPLY HARSHER AND BIGGER; YOU NEVER KNEW TROLLS COULD GROW TO THIS SIZE. HE PRESSED THE CUP TO HIS LIPS BEFORE GREEDILY FILLING HIS MOUTH WITH AS MUCH AS HE COULD. 'GOODNESS, HE MIGHT DIE BEFORE I DO—' JUST AS YOU FINISHED YOUR THOUGHT, HIS CALLOUS FINGERS WRAPPED AROUND YOUR THROAT, FORCING YOUR GAZE UP AS HE PRESSED A KISS TO YOUR LIPS—BITTER WITH ALCOHOL.
While I do acknowledge 100 chittr.ing users is exciting, please do not celebrate by planning (a) murder(s). This is still against the law.
rapidfire texting rose to pick me up like im little timmy and found five nights at freddys at the fridge #SCARED https://files.pi.fyi/cdn-cgi/image/quality=70,format=webp/users/cm7fcl8ba0hrqt72rg977femy/images/cke2io0ap8ox7tt19tp48jvb/original.jpg #substances #substance
reMinder to be an asshole to everyone who wronGs you
B33 < today i am a girl -33-
id makeout with another version of myself no sweat #nsfw #selfcest

concept: running your hands over your chest, touching your face as you stare up at yourself nervously the you above dipping a hand between your thighs carefully "is this... okay?" you ask "i... think so" you answer your fingers slide lower and push as you make a small noise, your brows furrowing as you let out a incredulous little laugh "of course you know that spot" (tags: Reader/Reader, #selfcest, first time with yourself, quadrantless, archive rating: E)

Where all my final girls at? You girls can get it
^^#nsfW #Violence^^ ^^When Will i be hunted through the forest and slammed into the dirt and put in a headlock and made to beg for mY life...sigh^^
im the most financially successful bird in my area #greatposting

Theres all manner of wonderful new folk to meet when surfing the web! I feel as though ive only waded into the shallows of the world wide and now im just getting knee high in the real deal. I just saw a wonderfully silly looking unicorn posting. The world is my oyster and im peeping its fruit in my day to day. Wow!
choosing to be really cool about the fact aliens are real and on here because im #openminded like that
eeek!! sorry, ill keep your niceness a secret. hehe.
YOURE WELCOME REMEMBER TO POST ANY PICTURES OF COOL OVENS YOU FIND!
YOU CAN GET ONE THEY SELL THEM IN STORES AND YOU CAN FIND THEM IN HOUSES IF YOU DONT CARE ABOUT GETTING IN TROUBLE THIS IS A TOP SECRET #DRIPTIP FOR ONLY THE MOST LOYAL OF #DRIPTIPNATION IF ANYONE ELSE IS READING THIS DONT!
Another annoying thing about being a sprite. In combat, a lot of what I used to practice was using my weight. Bring down harder hits by letting your body weight drag you down. Now 'm all floaty. Have to change a lot of strategies. I feel like a little league coach who 'coulda gone pro' before his injury.
ITS TRUELY FUCKED UP AND CRUEL IN THIS WORLD TO GUYS LIKE YOU AND ME #JUSTICEFORDRIPTIPNATION
Her name is Bizkit. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1487909651617157242/IMG_3188.jpg?ex=69cadb58&is=69c989d8&hm=7b5ccdbe3245799c4200aaa5b1028cda5cd525c7e4a5573781f3bf01a0af4b16&=&format=webp&width=427&height=569
)(ere (n put sba)(j unda funny ig cuz dat guy bassked) )(ttps://media.discordapp.net/attac)(ments/880761702944219146/1487902829963382904/PwW2xAAAABkl—EQVQDA)(8IUjlcpT3CAAAAA—ElFTkSuQmCC.png?ex=69cad4fe&is=69c9837e&)(m=5a8b7ccf0643b19ed05f869988864f393e72a8ef30a737902b1a012ff040d8a5&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&widt)(=959&)(eig)(t=465
Well luckily I do not see them around. Haha.
Letting Dsprite take my phone was decidedly a good idea. It was a very good night last night.
I AM BUT A HUMBLE SERVANT OF #DRIPTIPNATION! I HAVE LOTS OF DRIP TIPS TO PROVIDE SO IF YOU EVER NEED ONE LET ME KNOW!
Reminder. Good Girls Get Treats, Bad Girls Get Spanks. Good Boys Get Pets, And Bad Boys Get To Be My Seat For The Day. #nsfv
they call me the peeper the way im straight up peeping peep
i lovemy family. Im so lucky. shoutout to the girls inmy life.

concept: an unlit cigarette dangling from your lips, tiredly glancing over to the person smoking beside you "cmere doll" leaning in to kiss the tips of your cigarettes together, the humming pleasure of the smoke filling your lungs as you meet their eyes (tags: Reader/Anonymous, cigarettes, #substance, smoking, cigarette kiss, #nsfw, archive rating: T)
imm smmokinng gennerously phat bonnes 27 timmes a day #substannce
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you know dyeing eggs is so fucked up for people like me right
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like easter is so fucked up for people like me or even rabbits do you think rabbits feel good or okay when all you do is eat chocolate versions of them
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benadryl bender we bout to have an extended dialog with the hat man #substance

striders. #nsfw

i need someone to fuckin bite me until i bleed riiiight now that wud deffo fix me yea #nsfw #nsfwe #gore
Y💋U BETTER GET 💋N Y💋UR KNEES AND BARK LIKE Y💋U WANT IT~ 🦴 (PS, ME💋W C💋ME AND GET IT BABY) #NSFW

id drink it

Lights, Camera, and Wax play, now on high resolution 35mm. #nsfw
8X]^DOCTTOR^GREGORY^HOUSE^HAS^NOTTHING^ON^ME,^OR^WHATTEVER^TTHATT^GUYS^NAME^WAS.^MY^MEDICAL^MALPRACTTICE^IS^LEAGUES^ABOVE!
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rubs my disgusting greasy talons together fiendishly yes everything is going according to plan

when he has a tongue piercing send chitt #nsfw
you know, as a grown trans sprite woman it amazes me how horny yall are on this site like im not going to stop you more power to you and all that shit but im impressed #nfsw fuck #nsfw

The line is getting blurrier every day, I need a bigger credit card. If you know you know #substance

I don't know what a kismesis is, but those bruises feel very softcore, so I might need to go shopping again #nsfw
sometimes a girl wants to go ghost hunting and have terrible things happen #nsfwe #cnc

u deserve the finest snacks and infinite leisure hours

u r so fucking rite thats sooo unfair of them 2 ask that of u

i hav decided that actually i am hot shit and i dont care >:)

mmm yeah the council has decided that the 24hr break is cancelled #substance
[AR]:I have done a great thing today. If anyone else would like a free boathouse and the money from their subsequent home insurance policy used by that boathouse to get rid of their old dwellings, free of charge, DM me.

[News to the World, Strider is back, and he's making a picture you would be perfect for! He's just going to need a few things first...] My first NSFW account, hope you enjoy! This Strider is an Alpha Timeline variant, thrown into golden age of cinema. He started a low budget producer, making short flicks here and there on the indie scene to get an extra buck, but Tinsel town had different plans for David. As the cost of big pictures started to rise, so too did the growing ambition. Hungry audiences wanting more, new, better, brighter-- all new frontiers to claim. Rival studios started to struggle-- disappearing starlets, faulty equipment (careful where you walk), producers hanging from telephone poles. But not Strider Studios. The luxury brand. The definite article. Horror, Drama, Comedy, they do it all. With the largest set in Hollywood, anything can happen, and all you need to do is sign a few little contracts. The road to fame is shorter than you would expect. The only question is what does it cost to you? Potential Tags You May See: #nsfw #dubcon #blood #cult #mafia #cohersion #substance
---------- This is an adult Dirk Strider where I pick and choose shit from the epilogues to be canon to him and make up a few of my own. Ok? Ok I love Dirk Strider ----------
It is you because I picked it specifically for you.
orchard oriole Wingspan: 9.8 in (25 cm) Weight: 0.6–1.0 oz Habitat: Open wvoodlands near rivwers and wvater. Diet: Insects and Spiders and sometimes ripe fruit Image male bird: https://upload.wvikimedia.org/wvikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6f/Orchard_Oriole_by_Dan_Pancamo_1.jpg/500px-Orchard_Oriole_by_Dan_Pancamo_1.jpg
its a hard world out there for people with no legs and only a spritely tail
Upsetting the amount of blocks, though I would love to wear it as a badge. #hatingyoufromafar.

the horrors are persisting again

sumtimes wen the TL gets too tame i feel like a lil creature hidin under a rock and watchin w my lil beady eyes bc if i come out ppl will shriek and hit me w brooms #nsfw ig #violence
o orchid bee f feast your e eyes https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/e2/d0/5e/e2d05eef644e9f287e1ef10803ffe269.jpg
i wil be throwign #wizardweek as oppsoition 2 eridan week
Good morning everyone. Or, good afternoon? I didn't get much sleep last night so I admittedly slept through most of the morning.
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i have to step in here to say sometimes i piss in the birdbath

https://i.postimg.cc/020Zdp9K/IMG-0178.jpg #lindsaylohan #aesthetic

concept: laying on the ground post-brawl as you try to come to your senses, your vision blurry and body in agony looking up as the reason for your pain pants tiredly and drops their weapon to the ground, using their boot to tap roughly at your inner thighs to spread your legs "...did you fucking piss yourself, y/n?" they laugh, the bottom of their boot pressing down into your warm crotch (tags: Reader/Rival, unmentioned quad, unmentioned charms, vague pitchfic, #pissgate, #nsfw, #nsfwe, #violence, trending topics, boots, archive rating: E)
w꥟men need t꥟ hurt men m꥟re. be m꥟re d꥟minant, it pains me t꥟ see s꥟ many w꥟men fall int꥟ the submissive pr꥟paganda. #nsfw #evilfemd꥟m
who up with they chirps at 3pm on a weekend
Counting the money we took while everyone was distracted, this lady was pretty rich
B33 < real shit they n33d to make more clothes with front zips fur us specifically
proposed chittr upgrade: score currency exchange for in-site silly stuff

Do it, please do it already.
getting stabbed is so fucking romantic. whats hotter than dick in hole. knife in flesh, thats what. #nsfw

silemce wretch.... i nno longer wish 2 b horny.... i wonly wish 2 be happy #nsfw
i need to knock out someone’s teeth and let their blood help my bulge down their throat #nsfwe #gore #kink #pitch
you know all this posting is tempting me to get out my fucking preening oil and maintain my wings

u know when a guy is like suuuuper pissed off and he hits u with that deadpan glare and looks like he wants to fuckin murder u??????????? yummy. more of that. #nsfw #nsfwe
need to be coerced by a beautiful woman #now #nsfwe

concept: two rainbowdrinkers arguing in front of you with flashing fangs auspisticizing by grabbing at the collar of your shirt and pulling it down, pushing your head back to reveal your throat in all its glory hearing them immediately stop their bickering before there are two sets of lips and two sets of desperate fangs at your neck on either side (tags: Reader/Rainbowdrinker/Rainbowdrinker, auspisticism, ashenfic, #nsfw, blood, #violence, biting, archive rating: M)
#NSFWE #NSFW I SAID ID POST A DRABBLE BUT NEVER WHEN, HOPE YOURE AWAKE TEREZI OR THIS IS GETTING BURRIED. ITS SIMILAR TO A POST I MADE BEFORE ABOUT SOMEONE SHOVING THEIR TONGUE DOWN YOUR THROAT BUT A BIRD WAS ALSO TALKING ABOUT PRYING SOMEONES MOUTH OPEN "SEXUAL STYLE" SOMEONE HARSHY GRABBING YOU BY YOUR JAW, PULLING YOU CLOSER AND HAVING MOCKERY DRIP FROM EVERY FUCKING WORD THEY SAY AS THEY SHOVE THEIR THUMB IN YOUR MOUTH TO SEE YOUR TEETH OR SOME FUCKING REASON THEY THOUGHT IT OKAY. GETTING TIRED OF YOUR SQUIRMING - BECAUSE WHO WOULDN'T BE SQUIRMING AFTER FEELING LIKE AN OGGLED EXPERIMENT? - THEY REMOVED THEIR FINGERS AND QUE SOME TALKING IMAGINE WHAT YOU FUCKING WANT AND YOURE NOT PAYING ATTENTION BECAUSE YOU CAN STILL TASTE THE SKIN THAT WAS PREVIOUSLY IN YOUR MOUTH AND SOMEHOW THEY GRAB YOU BY THE BASE OF YOUR NECK AND SHOVE THEIR TONGUE DOWN YOUR THROAT AND END SCENE BECAUSE IM NOT AN ACTUAL FUCKING WRITER YOU DONT GET NEAT WRITING
𐂯 TFW WHEN HE MAKEZ Y⌖U CLEAN HIZ W⌖UNDZ WITH Y⌖UR M⌖UTH... >///< #NZFWE 𐂯
you're crazy if you think hemoanonimity is gonna keep me from posting bloody and bruised ass pics post-lashing on main lmfao enjoy or whatever #nsfwe #gore #kink #masochism #violence https://i.imgur.com/t2fehvp.png
nothing like being pressed against a freezing brick wall on an ice-cold night and feeling the sear of being used as an ashtray #nsfwe #violence #gore #kink
Treat me ever so cruel, darling. I’ll take it well.
Please do be. I think sometimes you may forget how rough I like things, darling. I’ll resist enough to keep things fun. Exert yourself upon me. #nsfw
Thinkin' bout eating delicious tomato soup and then kissing cute girls.
Haha. Also, if you'd like to pry a mans yapper open, I offer myself up very willingly.
That is entirely their own decision. I try not to involve myself in women’s business.
@cmallieEntertainment The floor's yours.
:33< girls kissing :33< eachothpurr :33< send chitt
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got you
ii’m gonna 2ay wwhat evveryone ii2 thiinkiin.. fuck..
I appreciate your confidence.
((found I Get Hurt a month or two ago and i have been mildly obsessed since yeah))
If you are being murdered, do not panic. Merely say you do not consent to your situation, and the murderer is forced to stop.
on that #dolphintraining grind again im gonna do it im gonna get gerome to do a kickflip and its going to be the raddest shit anyones ever seen
Wouldn't be the first time I blew myself up with a big bomb. Lets do it.
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bay area baddie accused of robbing the bird feeders at the park
I think I have the perfect profile banner.
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dennis reynolds
mydaughter stopped in this morning. tried to tell old gamgam no more gambling.bitch

me wen a strider pays attentiojnto to me nya meow meow purr nya hello hiii #nsfw
being famous and then not being famous anymore is crazy because i can just walk around earth c and literally nobody gives a fuck
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chitting something really agreeable and normal and everyone likes it then i edit it to something evil and really fucked up and then be like damn you guys fuck with this? weird
Psychoanalysis is less fun when you do it about yourself. I simply think there should have been more traumatic events in my childhod to explain the way that I am, because the alternative is it is just my fault, and that feels bothersome as a solution. Surely my mother has to have had more to do with this. I will continue searching. Maybe I have forgotten a scornful past because it was simply too hard to bare?
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would have been better if i got ostrichcized
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you sacrifice your humanity for your friends to save them from certain doom and the thanks you get is being ostracized from the people you once knew #emo #realshit
might post some (sfw) selfies soon sometimes you just feel good in your own body and need to share

For as many of my pals as there are afoot i have yet to see the most supportive and kindly of them all! If only dear erisolsprite were to turn up here i just know hed be giving me a proper talking to and all sorts of wisdoms and advice of which i would take promptly and to heart. He was such a good listener not a day goes by that i dont remember the great times we had like when he flipped me the bird and floated away or like when he raised his other middle finger and did the exact same thing a second time but in the opposite direction.
dstri on the train git some 8ullshit noise goin on next car over could make a real shit 8eat with it #hardstyle
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your wife and i are going to frisbee golf without you man sorry

concept: holding the barrel of your gun to their forehead, finger teasing the trigger watching them reach for your wrist to slowly lower the weapon to their lips, placing a single kiss before dragging their tongue over and around the muzzle pushing forward to make them gag on the barrel as you start unbuttoning your pants with your free hand feverishly (tags: Reader/Whoever Came To Mind, pitchfling, unmentioned quadrant, vaguequad, vaguecharms, gunplay, weaponplay, violence, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, rivals to emptied rivals, paintball, archive rating: M)
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i know exactly what you mean #wormpermadeath

There are simply places a grown man and his tuchus cant fit and i am swiftly discovering them.
got about six more hours before im free from my obligations but after that im holding a wizard tournament. stay tuned. or maybe take a nap and loop back later. six hours is a long time to stay on the edge of your seat. #wizard
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finally free from the dark wizards evil ass dungeon guys i can say with certainty being polymorphed into a frog is kind of serene because in that small frame of time i dont give a single fuck about anything except fly
Shout out to my girlfriend :)
practicing my evil poses :)
THERE IS NOWHERE YOU CAN HIDE FROM ME. I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE. #SUPPORTIVE #COMMUNITY #MUTUALAID

goodnight to my beatiful porn bots❤️😘😘👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩😘❤️💕👩❤️💋👩💖💗😚😚💗💖💞💓 and mutuals… gn i guess.
wraps my tail around your dick and strokes you off #nsfw

another one down the hatch yea bby #substance
NEED ME A BAD BITCH TO TEACH ME ABOUT INTERSECTIONALITY.
i stay on the grind doing forward rolls on the kitchen floor gasping for breath lungs failing because im a #drugaddict and happy about it ##substance

waow. things just keep happening frorever
#substances out here keeping joint pain outta dodge
B33 < pawlright whatd i miss while i was #inthezone B33 < #literalbutchering
its hard being so cool and hot and also 5'3 and wearing cardigans
it's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits - jesus or something idk
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Pinned Post Time! Nice to meet you all. My name's Hal Strider, and I'm really Just A Guy at the end of the day. I like a lot of things, but I mostly REALLY like Pokemon. I could talk about it for a Good Bit. I live in a House and I have Hobbies and I'm generally just trying to Be Human.
tight pussy kinda annoying. release me #nsfw
Drugs are fine as long as you're cool about it.
Mom if you see any of my posts about drinking just know I do it responsibly and you would be a hypocrite to say anything.
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good movie
ok so it isnt as bad as i remember it being at all. senior prom 1999. #gpoy https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/26/prom.png
#nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/16fde3690c43.png I was debating on whether or not to post this but lifes too short to not be a little adventurous yes?
My mother saw me dilfposting EVERYBODY GO HOME. Thank you. I need a drink.
I TOLD YOU BUDDY! I TOLD YOU I WOULD KEEP PEOPLE UP TO DATE! CANT HAVE #DRIPTIPNATION BEING UNINFORMED!
IM OUT HERE HAVING A REAL NICE TIME MY TUMMY ACHE WENT AWAY AND A BIG SMILES ON MY FACE :D
Let it be put out there simply that I am divorced. And also, where the dilfs at (louder). Thank you.
Is it uncouth to ask 'where all the dilfs at'?
This is perhaps the biggest tragedy yet. Perhaps I shall make a post.
Shawty let me hit because of The Skull. #nsfw #theskull
she let me hit but i chose not to because i would never hit a woman #thinkaboutthat
one evil activity i enjoy is playing with my wind powers. so far i have learned how to make it reaaaaaally hard for people to breathe. i have only put it in practice once though. do not worry it was cool and agreed upon and everyone is fine.
hi its me! evil john!
v importante message 3 inform every1 that no matter what freaky flag ur flyin ur #valid n i ~will~ supplex a bitch tryin 2 pull u down im also hella aware of when i'm postin dis but idec
Feeling #tempted to out another couple... Is the world ready?? 🤔🤔 Follow the #DramaAlert tag to find out who's with who! (And maybe even how 😳)
current status: knees? weak. arms? heavy. i wont get into whats on my sweater already, or how i feel but lets just say i look calm and ready.
shoutout to all the women out there
Did you guys know you have to pay to eat the food prepared by the White House? What the fuck.
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lowkey i feel like tony the tiger cooking crack right now #substance #iykyk
smh im followin my friends on here like i'm collectin pokemans gotta catch all the lalondes n all the striders n all the harleys n don't get me started on the leijons n crockers n englishes!!!
Hii guys! Reminding again since a lot of new users have joined today and yesterday and I want to remind you all to use tags!! It's part of the rules and we don't want anybody to get in trouble. Plus! some people really don't want to see some thing, and the least we could do is allow them to block the posts that contain that stuff
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my milfyness is something widely debated by many but there is a singular glaring truth about it
Whats Happening Right Now Is Far Beyond My Comprehension That Ill Admit
:33 < holy crappp :33 < with big beady eyes that can make you melt though their sh33r adorability?? :33 < thats a great number 11!!!
… Thank you, my constituent.
Of course, my constituent. I am always happy to be of assistance.
Fear not, Peanut is a friend. He enjoys being included.

Currently listening to @turntechGodhead#6490 spinning. https://www.twitch.tv/stacylmao_real #music
"shes not gonna fuck u lil lady" yes she will she will if i post good #nsfw

Im really missing grannys wisdom right now... her sage words such as "stop talking like a marble mouth!" and "rub some dirt in it!" and "jake you are the most special boy!"
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okay im djing live and you can see it here on https://www.twitch.tv/stacylmao_real spread the word and come jam yall
For Christmas Roxy got me a pin that says 'President of Feminism'. I try to wear it every day and keep it very safe!! I did not know women trusted me so implicitly. I will not do women wrong, I promise!!!
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bawk to bawk communication
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daily estrogen check girls take your morning doses
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sometimes you click a quadrant and it like deletes itself and you click it again and it works but youre like scared so you do it again just in case
Life ith like a dick. Thometimeth it'th up, thometimeth it'th down. But it'th never hard forever...and it'th too thhort to worry about the little thingth. Keep your head up
My girlfriend is on here now, I must be EXCEPTIONALLY ABNORMAL to charm him!! Any tips???
Oh no!! Quick, have a smoothalicious smoothie for your pep levels to be boosted to the maxamilly!
Wow!! You seem so exceptionally normal right now. Bravo!!!!
UP IN HERE IN MY CHITTR CHUGGIN BEER ALL BUT BITTER DIRK COME BACK HOME YOUR SPRITE IS HARASSIN ME AND I'M ALL ALONE #SUBSTANCE

carbon-based lifeforms implies the existence of carbon-cringe lifeforms.
◥▶◀◤ --> I don't even have legs, and yet b▒▓▒▒es cannot even fathom stepping to the severity of my game

> 1 am awake
i can understand that being the only post tagged gpoy but im surprised that its the only post turning up in the wizards tag. ive seen no less than half a dozen alternate versions of myself running around. youre telling me im the only one posting wizards? i dont believe you. youre lying. show me the wizard posts.
IM DOING THE CUTTING EDGE RESEARCH THAT SCARES BIG PHARMA!
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the roost calls
IM THROWING POSTS AT THE WALL AND SEEING WHAT STICKS LITERALLY! :D
the root of all eviil? probably iin the ground 2omewhere, iidiiot.
grabbiing a fla2hliight two 2hiine on my face whiile telliing a 2cary 2tory but iit2 acciidentally my 10k lumen liight and ii bliind my2elf.
3833 < I sillied too close to the sun... > 3833 < Save me, toaster waffle... >
sleep is stolenn timme. donn't let themm take it fromm you annymmore. tonnight. we are stayinng up. til onne billionn o clock.
i heard there were perverts for frogs on the site objectifying us where are they i can help

> w1th my ann0uncement 0f funny number f0ll0wer c0unt, 0ff 1 g0 t0 actually sleep th1s t1me. chr0ma 0ut unt1l 1'm n0t aga1n
Apologies for the miscommunication on my last post. The LGBT community has forgiven Troll Michael Rosen. Troll Michael Jordan is still reportedly in hot water.
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you know what im tired of acting like its okay that people boil peanuts and genuinely think theyre allowed to live *and* eat them
THANK YOU ITS REAL FANS LIKE YOU WHO KEEP AN ARTIST GOING :)
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something about the weather channel playing the nightly forecast with that crazy ass jazz music at 3 am back in the early 00s man

I’m pleased to announce an upcoming event that my publisher has promised to host should this account 1) refocus on actually promoting our beloved series and 2) reach 100 followers. I will keep you all updated as things fall into place.





































































































