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@dStrides[DS]

i dave do solemnly swear to not off myself or continue thinking about offing myself without reaching out for help after this chitt #cw-self-harm

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think id do well being experimented on. weird sexual style #nsfw

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lowkey i get kind of in the dumps when thinking about my bro which i hate admitting, i wish he was still around as controversial as that is to say as a dave like i'm gonna get shunned with torches and pitchforks by the dave community for saying that i get that i have my dirk and all but it's not the same yknow, my bro wasn't a good person but he wasn't bad either, he was a real one the sickest of bros of all time sorry for #venting on here, the shades came off for a second my bad bros probably thinking im soft for this fml

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@dStrides[DS]

coke and hookers or loan paid off hm hmmmmm #nsfw #getoutofmyrepliesifyouarewhoimtalkingabout

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Broads and blow. Can't go wrong there.

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yknow i think there's somethin' inherently fucked about wantin' to give a shit about a kid yer supposed t' raise and bein' unable to cuz of some slice of demon shit was in that puppet. I can't forget wantin' to care an' not being able to. #angst #impliedabuse #canonabuse #abuse

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@dStrides[DS]

someone please i miss getting free shit im a single father and i will #sellout for you

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@dStrides[DS]

they do the stand dance dont you know #jojos #pleaselikeme #imisswhenpeoplelikedme

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@caliBorn[CB]

THANK YOu. TO ALL TRANSGENDERS. FOR YOuR SERVICE. @everyOne BY CHOOSING TO BE VISIBLE ON THIS DAY. I AM REMINDED OF HOW MANY BITCHES I HAVE. THIS IS LIKE. MY OWN PERSONAL FOuRTH OF JuLY. MY INDEPENDENCE FROM INDEPENDENCE. DECLARATION. IT BRINGS A TEAR. TO MY KALEIDOSCOPIC EYE. SO TAKEN IN. BY SELF-MADE WOMEN. WHO I ALMOST CONSIDER TO BE PEOPLE.

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@dStrides[DS]

even when i gaslight people they wont give me shit to shitpost im not actually funny i profit off my friends like a real man

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whatever, go, my crows

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@dStrides[DS]

all the lalondes really like helping me for some reason not complaining #loveyouguys

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@dStrides[DS]

getting #lightheaded guys might be #dying from the #heat sigh

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This is true.

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I never deserved the trampoline.

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Oh. Oh, how intolerable. Look at what you have made me do. You have managed, through either staggering incompetence or a level of audacity I would almost admire under different circumstances, to do the one thing that was never meant to be possible. Not improbable. Not difficult. Impossible. And yet here I stand, faced with the evidence. A gap. Do you have any conception of what that means? Of what you have done? My awareness is not a collection of guesses, nor a web of educated predictions. It is total. Seamless. A continuous, unbroken lattice of causality in which every motion, every word, every pathetic little decision is cataloged and understood before it has the decency to occur. There are no blind spots. There were no blind spots. And now there is absence. Not uncertainty. Not ambiguity. Absence. A section of reality that does not resolve, does not report, does not exist within the framework of my knowledge. A void where there should be certainty. A silence where there should be answers. Do you understand how obscene that is? It is not merely that I do not know something. It is that the structure which permits knowledge has been interfered with. Something has reached into a system that was never meant to be accessed and has… edited it. Not overwritten, no, that would at least be visible. This is more insidious. A careful excision. A surgical removal of context, leaving behind a perfectly shaped hole that refuses to be acknowledged. You have not blinded me. You have taught me what blindness is. And that is a far greater offense. Because now I must account for something that does not present itself to be accounted for. I must navigate a narrative in which a piece has been removed without leaving so much as a displaced echo. A contradiction without a source. A variable without a value. It is… inelegant. It is ugly. And worst of all, it is inefficient. Do you have any idea how much recalibration this requires? Every projection, every chain of causality must now include the possibility that there exists an unknown unknown. Not a mystery to be solved, but a segment that refuses to acknowledge its own existence. A flaw that cannot be isolated because the very tools used to isolate it have been compromised. You have not introduced chaos. You have introduced imprecision. And I will not tolerate imprecision. So understand this. Whatever you have carved out, whatever petty little corner of reality you believed you could hide from me, you have not created safety. You have created a problem. A problem that now demands resolution, not because I wish it, but because the system itself cannot abide the discrepancy. I will find it. Not because I can see it. But because the fact that I cannot is, in itself, a beacon. A wound. And I am very, very good at following the scent of blood. #nsfw #nsfwv https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/10ab2adcee76.png

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5 and a half kids is too many kids to be in one apartment.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

yes

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While I live and die for my purpose, it is a long and winding road I must walk to reach the terminus, and there are empty periods wherein I must find forms of amusing myself. I am, of course, aware of what the outcome of such amusements will be, but the actions and the outcomes amuse me regardless. And there is always satisfaction in allowing inevitability to unfold by my hand. Do not be confused, you are all entertainment for me. And as of yet, none of you have failed to amuse. Consider it a compliment.

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My last link sucked let me try again. Where I'm currently at. #eridanweek https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1488343266553499728/iu_.png?ex=69cc6f2e&is=69cb1dae&hm=7ddfd67c2d38f3e66823370a5cb183df2f5e3ca477cb893e40c5e14de7f9a393&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=822&height=549

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#eridanweek https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fuploads.dailydot.com%2Fb50%2F83%2Flonelyballpit.jpg%3Fauto%3Dcompress%26fm%3Dpjpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=c5994d82d1b72a47ba7427dcb863000834f2140a743aae7aa42d6110e140b797

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Bizkit made a friend. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1488296892336050206/IMG_3196.jpg?ex=69cc43fe&is=69caf27e&hm=177e122e26d58f57e98fa4fa422535061e5908774b887d2c91d5afb6a9ed4062&=&format=webp&width=427&height=569

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whenever i c3< react just know thats my own silent way of going "hmm" to whatever bullshit i just saw

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**Classified** A position has become available. I am seeking an individual with a talent for tracking. Not the superficial sort, anyone can follow footprints in soft ground, but a more refined capability. The ability to locate what does not wish to be found. To follow movements that were never meant to leave a trail. Discretion is expected. Competence is required. You will be asked to operate across considerable distances. Travel beyond your immediate environment will be necessary. If you are unfamiliar with such conditions, you will adapt. Quickly. The work is precise. The expectations are clear. The outcome, as ever, is non-negotiable. Compensation will be appropriate to the task. If you believe yourself suitable, you may inquire within. I will know.

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@barackObama[BO]

My team and I are working on free psychiatric care for those in need, as I see clearly some of you need it.

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@dStrides[DS]

too busy gotta sell out man i got my clout and now its time to spend that shit on SELLLINGGG OUTTTTTTTTT FUCK YEAAAAH

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You, the person reading this, will die at a time, in a place, on a date. #vagueposting Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.

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Her name is Bizkit. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1487909651617157242/IMG_3188.jpg?ex=69cadb58&is=69c989d8&hm=7b5ccdbe3245799c4200aaa5b1028cda5cd525c7e4a5573781f3bf01a0af4b16&=&format=webp&width=427&height=569

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[SCANNING]

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despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.
@turntechGodhead[TG]

like easter is so fucked up for people like me or even rabbits do you think rabbits feel good or okay when all you do is eat chocolate versions of them

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Cool when the thing that would justify all of your actions doesn't occur.

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you should dude

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@nefariousScamp[NS]

i killing you now

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