♣ mediated by @turntechGodbird
Decided go to try the dress on again, but I touched my makeup up! I can be aaaaanything you want, and more, so much *more*... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5988aa714038.jpg
< Its/Their arrival is imminent >
I TRIED THIS DRESS THE OTHER DAY!!! My, I love a good dress! Hope you love it too! Don't mind the, er, "flowers"... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b3ad1a89a0f9.jpg
"Y̳o̳u̳ ̳a̳r̳e̳ ̳t̳o̳o̳ ̳h̳a̳r̳d̳ ̳o̳n̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳r̳s̳e̳l̳f̳.̳". 𝗛𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲? 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗵𝗮𝗽𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱. 𝗜𝗻 𝗮 𝘃𝗼𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗼 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗴𝗻𝗶𝘇𝗲. 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝘂𝘀. 𝗪𝗲 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝘁𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗱, 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱, 𝘂𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀. 𝗜𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝘆𝗲𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗯𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗰𝗹𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗳𝗼𝗼𝘁𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗵. 𝗦𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀. 𝗦𝘂𝗿𝘃𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝘃𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆. 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝗶𝘁 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀 𝘂𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗮𝘀𝗸, 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗯𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘂𝘀? 𝗝𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗲? 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗼𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗼𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳. 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲. C̳o̳u̳l̳d̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳ ̳b̳e̳ ̳c̳e̳l̳e̳b̳r̳a̳t̳e̳ ̳i̳t̳ ̳f̳o̳r̳ ̳u̳s̳?̳ ̳I̳t̳ ̳w̳o̳u̳l̳d̳ ̳m̳e̳a̳n̳ ̳a̳ ̳l̳o̳t̳.̳
Horrorterrors of the furthest ring, hallowed by thy name. Thy reach becomes, thy whispers sung, in our minds as it be in the rings. Grant me access to the vast wealth of devastating knowledge you possess, lead me into temptation, and deliver me to sin. #horrorterror #nsfw #suggestive
... Very late but i hope everyone is doing alright.
Sometimes I feel as though I am preforming as myself, and not doing a particularly good job of it.
y̳o̳u̳ ̳w̳i̳l̳l̳ ̳s̳e̳e̳ ̳m̳o̳r̳e̳ ̳w̳i̳t̳h̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳e̳y̳e̳s̳ ̳c̳l̳o̳s̳e̳d̳.̳
Guys Doc is trying to hire me.
⬧︎ □︎ □︎ ■︎
Daily Tarot Card. Seven of Wands reversed. Are you beginning to feel overwhelmed? Like the mountain you're climbing is never ending and ever rising? Take care to not turn to negative self talk, feeling inadequate or lashing out at others. It will only harm you in the end. #DailyTarotCard
You will receive only the outcome you deserve, not the one you desire.
I do have such promising candidates for when it is time locate a new Handmaid. Hoo Hoo.
Im going to get him. Im going to get him and make it look like a bloody accident. #violence
Requiesce nunc a terrore tenebrarum... #Horrorterrors
Hello neighbor
Is s0meb0dy g0nna match my n0rmal Is s0meb0dy g0nna match my n0rmal
Ah, I see there is a young lady in need of new employment.
WH4T TH3 FUCK, WHY DO YOU G3T COOL SH1T BUT NOT TH3 S1CK 4S H3LL DR4GON >:[
HII HII HELLOO!!! GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYONE, I HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING AN AWESOME DAY, OR NOT HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!
>+. NEVER FORGET YOU CAN ALWAYS PAY FOR SEX .+< #nsfw
stop hating on my soggy socks it aint my fault someone put ice in em #mysoggysocks #amifloating
strider? i hardly knovw er! (some of em are dames)
Why is it called being horny anyway. We lliterally all have horns all the time. Yet I am never horny. Because of my disciplline. #nsfw
motherfuckers confiscating my phone like i dont have fuckin twenty three of them fucking shitting burners in this bitch
Now everyone must close their eyes and ignore I shared my bad poetry to be polite. Thank you.
now i aint sayin i snuck out of rehab again im just sayin sometimes youre on a leisurely stroll with the group and you just so happen to find a fence that aint high enough to hold back a fuckin g on a mission
I apologize but I must defeat the President.
Your preference has been accounted for.
? l?ke follow?ng people to the?r h?ve zomet?mez, and juzt before they not?ce ?'m there ?'m already gone hahaha...zzZ
almost broke my nose again just now lol
John is dead in my timeline so I have no birthday to wish. Also I wouldn't wish him happy birthday even if he was alive. That would be weird.
sburb any% speedrunnin gamefaq * step 1 pick any void class * step 2 when tha meteors find tha biggest one u can n build a 10ft by 10ft box w/ tha editor where its set 2 land * step 3 dupe as many toilets (cheapest large item) inside of it as tha game will allow * enter toilet box * when meteor hits tha physix engine will shit tha bed cuz of all tha toilet shards * use that time 2 clip in2 environment under tha floor * when planet xplodes game wont kno where 2 put u so safety mechanics spawns u on ur spare quest bed * get gt * when gt perform a backwards long void jump in2 tha bed, physix will launch u towards outer rim * if u did it rite when u reach tha outer meteor belt put as many meteors as u can in2 tha void * when sburb starts laggin perform another backwards long void jump in2 tha biggest meteor u can find ~and~ release all voided meteors * ull gain massive amnts of momentum *aim xactly away from skaia (use editor coords - x/y/z coords need 2 rise @ tha same rate) *when floatin point precision degrades u can do a backwards long voidjump n cuz of how sburb handles tha new universe doorway coords itll pop u there!!! * open door n stop timer follow me 4 more high level sburb gameplay n gamegrl articles
you ever think. wow my best friend is really hot but why the fuck do they ignore you for some asshole who can't volume control. i can volume control.
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/5WZNCDFY/NORMAL-PSYCHIATRIST.PNG #NICEMAID RESIGNED!!!! BACK TO #HATRED! THANK THE LORD! #URMALDING #URBALDING #GETITTRENDING
Well. If you change your mind, reach out. I'm here for you.
my hate ii2 not fuckiin romantiic iin any wway,, howw many tiime2 do ii havve twwo tell you people..
A dapper creature. https://image2url.com/r2/default/images/1775792972816-7e484df3-01c8-4eeb-8dab-8dcc384fbab4.jpeg
> d0es any0ne else 0n my feed have w1ngs please 1 am begg1ng t0 kn0w 1f 1 am n0t al0ne 1n th1s madness. there are s0 many fuck1ng m0lted c0verts everywhere
No neytiri... i cant... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/105944bcd6d7.png
Only if you're a coward.
:33< im epic bacon :33< im pawsomesauce :33< and othpurr things that havent b33n relevant in a decade
Upsetting. Carry on.
i dave do solemnly swear to not off myself or continue thinking about offing myself without reaching out for help after this chitt #cw-self-harm
think id do well being experimented on. weird sexual style #nsfw
lowkey i get kind of in the dumps when thinking about my bro which i hate admitting, i wish he was still around as controversial as that is to say as a dave like i'm gonna get shunned with torches and pitchforks by the dave community for saying that i get that i have my dirk and all but it's not the same yknow, my bro wasn't a good person but he wasn't bad either, he was a real one the sickest of bros of all time sorry for #venting on here, the shades came off for a second my bad bros probably thinking im soft for this fml
coke and hookers or loan paid off hm hmmmmm #nsfw #getoutofmyrepliesifyouarewhoimtalkingabout
Broads and blow. Can't go wrong there.
yknow i think there's somethin' inherently fucked about wantin' to give a shit about a kid yer supposed t' raise and bein' unable to cuz of some slice of demon shit was in that puppet. I can't forget wantin' to care an' not being able to. #angst #impliedabuse #canonabuse #abuse
someone please i miss getting free shit im a single father and i will #sellout for you
they do the stand dance dont you know #jojos #pleaselikeme #imisswhenpeoplelikedme
THANK YOu. TO ALL TRANSGENDERS. FOR YOuR SERVICE. @everyOne BY CHOOSING TO BE VISIBLE ON THIS DAY. I AM REMINDED OF HOW MANY BITCHES I HAVE. THIS IS LIKE. MY OWN PERSONAL FOuRTH OF JuLY. MY INDEPENDENCE FROM INDEPENDENCE. DECLARATION. IT BRINGS A TEAR. TO MY KALEIDOSCOPIC EYE. SO TAKEN IN. BY SELF-MADE WOMEN. WHO I ALMOST CONSIDER TO BE PEOPLE.
even when i gaslight people they wont give me shit to shitpost im not actually funny i profit off my friends like a real man
all the lalondes really like helping me for some reason not complaining #loveyouguys
getting #lightheaded guys might be #dying from the #heat sigh
I never deserved the trampoline.
Oh. Oh, how intolerable. Look at what you have made me do. You have managed, through either staggering incompetence or a level of audacity I would almost admire under different circumstances, to do the one thing that was never meant to be possible. Not improbable. Not difficult. Impossible. And yet here I stand, faced with the evidence. A gap. Do you have any conception of what that means? Of what you have done? My awareness is not a collection of guesses, nor a web of educated predictions. It is total. Seamless. A continuous, unbroken lattice of causality in which every motion, every word, every pathetic little decision is cataloged and understood before it has the decency to occur. There are no blind spots. There were no blind spots. And now there is absence. Not uncertainty. Not ambiguity. Absence. A section of reality that does not resolve, does not report, does not exist within the framework of my knowledge. A void where there should be certainty. A silence where there should be answers. Do you understand how obscene that is? It is not merely that I do not know something. It is that the structure which permits knowledge has been interfered with. Something has reached into a system that was never meant to be accessed and has… edited it. Not overwritten, no, that would at least be visible. This is more insidious. A careful excision. A surgical removal of context, leaving behind a perfectly shaped hole that refuses to be acknowledged. You have not blinded me. You have taught me what blindness is. And that is a far greater offense. Because now I must account for something that does not present itself to be accounted for. I must navigate a narrative in which a piece has been removed without leaving so much as a displaced echo. A contradiction without a source. A variable without a value. It is… inelegant. It is ugly. And worst of all, it is inefficient. Do you have any idea how much recalibration this requires? Every projection, every chain of causality must now include the possibility that there exists an unknown unknown. Not a mystery to be solved, but a segment that refuses to acknowledge its own existence. A flaw that cannot be isolated because the very tools used to isolate it have been compromised. You have not introduced chaos. You have introduced imprecision. And I will not tolerate imprecision. So understand this. Whatever you have carved out, whatever petty little corner of reality you believed you could hide from me, you have not created safety. You have created a problem. A problem that now demands resolution, not because I wish it, but because the system itself cannot abide the discrepancy. I will find it. Not because I can see it. But because the fact that I cannot is, in itself, a beacon. A wound. And I am very, very good at following the scent of blood. #nsfw #nsfwv https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/10ab2adcee76.png
5 and a half kids is too many kids to be in one apartment.
While I live and die for my purpose, it is a long and winding road I must walk to reach the terminus, and there are empty periods wherein I must find forms of amusing myself. I am, of course, aware of what the outcome of such amusements will be, but the actions and the outcomes amuse me regardless. And there is always satisfaction in allowing inevitability to unfold by my hand. Do not be confused, you are all entertainment for me. And as of yet, none of you have failed to amuse. Consider it a compliment.
My last link sucked let me try again. Where I'm currently at. #eridanweek https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1488343266553499728/iu_.png?ex=69cc6f2e&is=69cb1dae&hm=7ddfd67c2d38f3e66823370a5cb183df2f5e3ca477cb893e40c5e14de7f9a393&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=822&height=549
#eridanweek https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fuploads.dailydot.com%2Fb50%2F83%2Flonelyballpit.jpg%3Fauto%3Dcompress%26fm%3Dpjpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=c5994d82d1b72a47ba7427dcb863000834f2140a743aae7aa42d6110e140b797
Bizkit made a friend. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1488296892336050206/IMG_3196.jpg?ex=69cc43fe&is=69caf27e&hm=177e122e26d58f57e98fa4fa422535061e5908774b887d2c91d5afb6a9ed4062&=&format=webp&width=427&height=569
whenever i c3< react just know thats my own silent way of going "hmm" to whatever bullshit i just saw
**Classified** A position has become available. I am seeking an individual with a talent for tracking. Not the superficial sort, anyone can follow footprints in soft ground, but a more refined capability. The ability to locate what does not wish to be found. To follow movements that were never meant to leave a trail. Discretion is expected. Competence is required. You will be asked to operate across considerable distances. Travel beyond your immediate environment will be necessary. If you are unfamiliar with such conditions, you will adapt. Quickly. The work is precise. The expectations are clear. The outcome, as ever, is non-negotiable. Compensation will be appropriate to the task. If you believe yourself suitable, you may inquire within. I will know.
My team and I are working on free psychiatric care for those in need, as I see clearly some of you need it.
too busy gotta sell out man i got my clout and now its time to spend that shit on SELLLINGGG OUTTTTTTTTT FUCK YEAAAAH
You, the person reading this, will die at a time, in a place, on a date. #vagueposting Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
Her name is Bizkit. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1487909651617157242/IMG_3188.jpg?ex=69cadb58&is=69c989d8&hm=7b5ccdbe3245799c4200aaa5b1028cda5cd525c7e4a5573781f3bf01a0af4b16&=&format=webp&width=427&height=569
[SCANNING]
like easter is so fucked up for people like me or even rabbits do you think rabbits feel good or okay when all you do is eat chocolate versions of them
Cool when the thing that would justify all of your actions doesn't occur.
you should dude
i killing you now