♣ mediated by @turntechGodbird
Y⦶u will bec⦶me str⦶nger. Pr⦶ceed.
heh woke up to a couple dozen chicks wanting a go on the strider pole hell fucking yes be back after i get my dick wet and my nose white
#puppet https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.y2lkptzjmdliotuynjvybgplympvemt5y2pwmmjxb2d3yxvkaxv1mtaycni0dghmohl3dizlcd12mv9pbnrlcm5hbf9nawzfynlfawqmy3q9zw/blsyc3um8o1bvbbgll/giphy.gif
talking to whatever version of dave i run into is interesting, but i prefer it when they reach out to me. most of the time they’re either pissed or pissing themselves.
umm... any davesprites/ex-davesprites want me? <_< or at least want to talk i kind of miss mine...
hehehe sorry! i meant yes :)
You ever flap your wings when you fly. I don’t. Too gay.
Munching on a corndog courtesy of mr @theGuy really has me thinking how were not too disimilar from our edible cousins. Skin on the outside meat on the inside. Wood stick.
im about to either go into a #substance based coma or be gone for multiple days regenerating from blowing my fucking brains out place your bets on which itll be #cw-self-harm #suicide
she sweet on my bro till i hella jeff #suggestive
i take a paternalistic tone wwith ya #hornybait
okay yeah i get that, hope you feel better though
[+] foLks reaLLy are havin' a rough time on the feed, huh? #dashwatChing [+] if ya need to hear it, you're gonna make it through this. right on to the next day. see another night sky. feeL another CooL breeze. have your favorite food again. Look forward to the LittLe things, if nothin' eLse. 'Cause whether you got friends to reLy on or not, the worLd keeps turnin' despite the troubLes. you Can turn with it. i know ya Can.
Every time more than two Striders post, I know it’s time to retire for the night.
iS It rUdE To bEnD OvEr wHeN SoMeOnE Is tAlKiNg tO Me? 🤔 MoSt lIkElY, bUt i cAn't sEe aNyOnE PaSt mY ChEsT.
gonna start hitting on people before culling them to fuck with people.
I will forever have myself cemented as the most famous Serket on the platform and you all will 8e forced to deal with that fact. As I say always, I am the worst Serket, which makes me the 8EST Serket! >::::}
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keep digging
Doing a wing giveaway. Comment for a chance to win my wings. You have to rip them off yourself with aggressive force though. #violence.
Nothing nicer than knowing someone wants your attention and thinks they're being subtle about it. Real good feeling.
i need you like i need a broken leg
tearing petals one by one love me love me not watching as they all fall down love me love me not tearing till the body's bare love me love me not peeling down the stem love me love me not i hate this flower love me
It seems I have a new opportunity to prove myself to him.
she realizes i have a life outside her correct? i have a new purpose i'm serving i'm on here for that sake maybe if you stopped living life by your own sake with your own wills and stupid decisions then just maybe things would be different but who am i kidding you'll never get over yourself you are everything that is wrong with you
i wanna burn a place down
no you wouldnt youd rip out all your feathers
as much as i love having people over i kinda prefer to keep them out of )(er way if we're ever hanging out don't take it personally that i never have you over if anything it means i don't want you dead :)
fast is what you do best ain't it? just keep running.
prepare for the horrors
As of today, I've challenged @timaeusTickingbomb to a strife, taking place on Friday. What I gain from winning this is nebulous beyond some personal confirmation of a few biases and initiating a public humiliation ritual, but should I lose, you'll have my guarantee that he'll gain my endorsement for his presidential overtures. I'll also be deleting my account, because let's be real here, my reputation would be rock fucking bottom at that point.
Been A Short While Since I've Reminded You All Hasn't It? https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsekfh6j2vgskoqsezds9n0t5tnb8gtkihiapootjcd9yp3hmw/viewform?usp=header
G O O S E B U M P S
Considering We Hit Two Hundred Memories Today I Thought I Would Share Something Different. Please Leave Your Feedback On My Performance Below. Be As Harsh As You Would Like, I Deserve It. I Will Be Sharing One More Memory, One Of My Own Soon. My Condolences To Each Of You. https://i.postimg.cc/4xqqtwpm/screenshot-20260610-230701-3.jpg
(⊱♓︎⊰) done for now with eating all of those trolls and other races... maybe i'll have something more? #mgtt is the hashtag if you wanna see any deets ! :) #cannibalism
(⊱♓︎⊰) oooooh i got something special planned, might be able to post a special bonus if this goes well either that or i die :p #mgtt
im cool with the horrorterrors now
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @turntechgodbird your Hand Remains Curled Around His Arm, Talons Nearly Digging Into His Cold Skin. Your Glow Doesn't Illuminate Against Him Like It Does With All Other Things. There's A Tremble To Your Hands You're Pretending Not To Notice. "why Can't You Kill Me?" his Voice Is So Quiet You Almost Don't Catch It. It's Wrong. You Shouldn't Be Hearing Him Like This, But You Can't Turn Away. you Stare At His Face And The Unnatural Shadows Looming Over His Eyes. Can't You Put Him Out Of His Misery? The Question Alone Brings A Surge Of Panic. you Know Why You Can't Kill Him. You Can't Say It. #death hm... 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
Tick And Tock.
(⊱♓︎⊰) you call the number that has failed you oh so many times before, back home and waiting in an empty mess of a place. remnants of what were earth are all you truthfully can stand on calling again and again every time waiting out the whole duration...you needed her. everything they all said was true, you knew it deep down and you hated it. every notion you hate about yourself torn out for literally anyone to see. ring ring ring dead air yet again you click dial again your hugging your knees tighter to your chest. you really are just a rabbid mutt aren't? just doing what your told. you enjoy it anyways so why the hell are you trying to be your own person? not like you enjoy failing relationships, hurting people you care about making people care for you. ring ring ring . . . *click* her voice hits your ears, you stop moving. it's so...nice to hear her again, you don't actually even care what she's saying. you don't have to either you know exactly what your supposed to do. isn't it nice? you love her, and she likes to use you. your her tool, her guard, her pet. and you wouldn't have it any other way. #manipulation #self-loathing https://i.postimg.cc/rvrlmcyc/screenshot-20260605-151352-2.jpg
Not to say that everything going on around me is meaningless, but it's completely fucking meaningless. All of this is wrong. This soft, pathetic cushy life is slowly suffocating me and I can feel it getting tighter around my throat as each day passes. It's not fair that I'm forced to let this play out and so I won't let it. If it's bothering me that much, I'm sure it's getting to them too. I'll fix it though. I'll fix everything.
but at least i didnt almost get hit by a vehicle again so im considering the day a win
today one of the Es stands for ear piercing infection #oops
Https://i.postimg.cc/kynr5xsw/screenshot-20260602-011153-2.jpg The Memory Is Mended ... Though ... I Feel As If This One Should Remain Private.
STOP PITYING MY CHITTS IM CAPABLE OF GAME I CAN IT I JUST SUCK AT THE OTHER PARTS OF IT
haha nobody i know is all that awake right now is it too late to say im scared to death of commitment and the last time i got intimate with someone i started crying before we could even have sex #nsfw #angst ???
B// < if you s33 me drop quirk its beclaws im being serious
This website truly never fails to amuse.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:Th3 G✶✶d D✶ct✶r Y✶u n3v3r und3rst✶✶d why sh3 hat3d y✶u. Y✶u kn3w th3 R3AS✶NS sh3 did- th3 br✶✶m, y✶ur disciplin3, th3 privil3g3s y✶u w✶uld tak3, and y✶ur l3ss✶ns ✶n h3r tru3 purp✶s3. But y✶u n3v3r und3rst✶✶d it ✶n any l3v3l b3y✶nd th3 pur3ly int3ll3ctual. W3r3 y✶u n✶t h3lping h3r b3c✶m3 what sh3 was always m3ant t✶ b3? Th3r3 was n✶ ✶th3r path f✶r h3r, but t✶ s3rv3 at y✶ur mast3rs sid3. W3r3 y✶u n✶t, in y✶ur ✶wn way, pati3nt? Did y✶u n✶t giv3 h3r a lif3 ✶f r3lativ3 c✶mf✶rt c✶mpar3d t✶ what sh3 w✶uld r3c3iv3 ✶n Alt3rnia? W3r3n’t childr3n supp✶s3d t✶ r3sp3ct and ad✶r3 th3ir guardians? #abus3 Sir. Y✶u. ████. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
👀👀👀 things just got more interesting. #noticing
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:Unf✶rtunat3ly n✶ and I cann✶t bring mys3lf t✶ bl✶ck kin 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:Th3 cl✶ck strik3% f✶ur 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:La La La la 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:H✶w int3r3sting y✶u c✶uld n✶t liv3 with y✶ur ✶wn failur3s 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
Tick tock
ONLY ONE THING SCARES ME. THE IDEA THAT MY BODY WAS AT ONE POINT COPILOTED BY A FEMALE. ABSOLUTELY GRISLY.
anon asks me "if you wvere a vwoman do you think you wvould still be attracted to wvomen?" uhh duh? girl on girl is hot as hell. vwhat kinda moron do you take me for? #feminism
The box is shutting again. Apologies for the inconvenience. https://i.postimg.cc/XvrkQTyh/Screenshot-20260530-231643.png
You may think because I post about cloaca so often it’s because I enjoy it. But you’d be wrong and stupid. I am posting about it in spite. And so nobody forgets what this fucking game took from me. I am calling out the name of my arch fucking rival.
i'm so fucking hungover #substance
... Good evening. Make sure to look after yourselves.
grrrreerrrrrrr whyess i hookks up likes that lass ningt i missedsaa her notes his dumbbass imss stupids #substance #nsfw
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@discardedPasts You stand at attention, your assistance has been appreciated greatly over these past few sweeps You've been around for quite a long time and you've served very well under his lead. Sure he has other students other prodigies that he's grabbed from anywhere and everywhere at any time and any place but you are the star Of course it feels that way You don't actually know anything that he feels He's very good at hiding his emotions. Well mostly, you've seen him lose it a few times. Giving his other assistance are usually much more useful for the average task You're more reserved for special events If something goes oh so terribly wrong congratulations You're up. And there he stands the good ██████ looks down on you not in a way of pity but in a way of expectant after all it's not like you can read his expression. He speaks simply You can't remember what his voice sounds like no matter how many times you replay this stupid memory but you know the gist of it he wants you to retrieve something for him a box. Apparently this box is dangerous apparently it can irreversibly damage things f of course left unchecked your objective is to bring it back safe and sound that is it. He'll do a good job won't you You always do When was the last time you ever failed him. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:Break me ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ Break me ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:Rose A rose is either a woody perennial flowering plant of the genus Rosa (/ˈroʊzə/),[4] in the family Rosaceae (/roʊˈzeɪsiːˌiː/),[4] or the flower it bears. There are over three hundred species and tens of thousands of cultivars.[5] The plants range in size and form, from trailing and erect shrubs to climbers up to 7 metres (23 ft) in height. Sharp prickles appear on the stems of many species.[6] Their flowers vary in size and shape and are usually large and showy, in colours ranging from white through pinks, reds, oranges and yellows. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
Do not attempt to steal from the box Remember I have everything you have ever forgotten I prefer to heal But imagine the damage of experiencing every terrible memory again at the same time. It would leave your mind in shambles.
I don't want to be forgottenI don't want to be forgottenI don't want to be forgottenI don't want to be forgottenI don't want to be forgottenI don't want to be forgottenI don't want to be forgottenI don't want to be forgottenI don't want to be forgottenI don't want to be forgottenI don't want to be forgottenI don't want to be forgottenI don't want to be forgottenI don't want to be forgottenI don't want to be forgottenI don't want to be forgottenI don't want to be forgottenI don't want to be forgottenI don't want to be forgottenI don't want to be forgottenI don't want to be forgottenI don't want to be forgottenI don't want to be forgottenI don't want to be forgo I don't want to be forgotten https://i.postimg.cc/9MbGx8c8/Tumblr-l-68046068083355-5.jpg
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:A lost soul "At the risk of sounding like I'm pleading as if I'm a damsel in distress, do you really have to go back?" It's too warm here. It always is. Nothing but lava and metal. The gears burn even through clothes. "There's not many other choices here unless you want to deal with inane laughter for the rest of our lives. Which, mind you, are probably gonna expire shortly on their own in here anyway." The push and pull. Every week it's the same conversation. The need to go; the want to stay. Can't have both. Neither option makes both of you happy. "... You're never short on comforting words." Hands intwine. Sweaty and covered in dust. It feels awful. This is the closest to comfort you'll get. "Fuck do you want me to say, Rose? That I'll stay?" Silence. The pop of lava. Screeching metal as a gear nearby begins to shift. "You could pretend. You could lie to me." Your hands squeeze each other's so tightly you lose feeling at the tips of your fingers. "No. I couldn't." "I know." . . . I don't want to think about this 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
ሠቹ need you to fetch something for us @gardenPupstic. You'll be a good dog and obey right? https://i.postimg.cc/ZRFNW9GC/Alternia-20260527-182851-0000.gif
Very well then.
I am sorry for plaguing you all with my own memories, please disregard them they are unimportant.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@discardedPasts You look back there's nothing you can do, you stand with a thousand yard stare there's nothing you can do, you try to act there's nothing you can do, there's blood everywhere there's nothing you can do. You feel them beneath you You feel it all beneath you, you feel your emotions shatter you feel the wind beneath your feet sweep you up You feel nothing more your emotions gone your own feelings history past... Your memories, they're gone. You look onward at HIM Will you have her be able to return from this You don't know and with that the box opens an empty vessel one that has been empty for a long time festering everything the world has forgot everything that is hurt everything that is helped everything that is loved everything that is died. You are now that vessel. Are you not? ANSWER ME R̷̡̡̛̲̟͇͓͚͈͎̣̗͖̣̦̊̑̀̉͋̌̂̓̿͛̂̇̕̚͠͝͠ͅo̶̢̧̧̞̳͉̩̤̣̮͓͙̱͙̞̞̮͙̭̙̅̈̿͛̄̒̑̑̏̂̇̿̀̐̑͐͌͂̍͠͝s̵̢̧̢̛̝̫̭̬̳̦̦̈́̀͐̓̉͛̀͠ë̷̡̳̱̳̳̗̼́̑̂̆͒̎͂́͑̔̈͐̔̓̎͆͊̉͌̌̆͑̅̊͝ͅ I'm sorry 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
Perhaps, suppose we'll just have to see.
Soon #flashing #nsfw https://i.postimg.cc/vmkbLsj6/Alternia-20260526-214006-0000-ezgif-com-instagif.gif
im the number one thing a pelican doesnt wanna see coming #dsflow #pelican
...yeah should probably fix myself before... trying to do anything
This is of course the preordained time to make this announcement. As it is important to preserve the purity of my timeline, I require individuals from beyond it to help serve my various interests. That is why I am announcing the formation of The Table- this organization may be seen as something of a subset of my Felt, one focused on cross timeline activity. You will answer directly to me, and by extension my lord if he ever wills it. Members of The Table will receive excellent benefits, of course. There will be a sign on bonus of any request you may have within reason, and aid and appropriate resources will be available to you for your own personal ventures- so long as they do not harm my own interests of course. Applications are of course now open. There are six seats currently open- or pockets to be filled, if you will. I will announce the hand picked candidates on Thursday, while the rest will be kept in reserve for potential future membership. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScpHTUcTh_mEcBUrCL7QE5SUfyzsvJpD5Xg20Yv4tieVxLDjw/viewform?usp=header
Decided go to try the dress on again, but I touched my makeup up! I can be aaaaanything you want, and more, so much *more*... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5988aa714038.jpg
I TRIED THIS DRESS THE OTHER DAY!!! My, I love a good dress! Hope you love it too! Don't mind the, er, "flowers"... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b3ad1a89a0f9.jpg
"Y̳o̳u̳ ̳a̳r̳e̳ ̳t̳o̳o̳ ̳h̳a̳r̳d̳ ̳o̳n̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳r̳s̳e̳l̳f̳.̳". 𝗛𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲? 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗵𝗮𝗽𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱. 𝗜𝗻 𝗮 𝘃𝗼𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗼 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗴𝗻𝗶𝘇𝗲. 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝘂𝘀. 𝗪𝗲 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝘁𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗱, 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱, 𝘂𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀. 𝗜𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝘆𝗲𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗯𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗰𝗹𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗳𝗼𝗼𝘁𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗵. 𝗦𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀. 𝗦𝘂𝗿𝘃𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝘃𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆. 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝗶𝘁 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀 𝘂𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗮𝘀𝗸, 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗯𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘂𝘀? 𝗝𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗲? 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗼𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗼𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳. 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲. C̳o̳u̳l̳d̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳ ̳c̳e̳l̳e̳b̳r̳a̳t̳e̳ ̳i̳t̳ ̳f̳o̳r̳ ̳u̳s̳?̳ ̳I̳t̳ ̳w̳o̳u̳l̳d̳ ̳m̳e̳a̳n̳ ̳a̳ ̳l̳o̳t̳.̳
Horrorterrors of the furthest ring, hallowed by thy name. Thy reach becomes, thy whispers sung, in our minds as it be in the rings. Grant me access to the vast wealth of devastating knowledge you possess, lead me into temptation, and deliver me to sin. #horrorterror #nsfw #suggestive
... Very late but i hope everyone is doing alright.
Sometimes I feel as though I am preforming as myself, and not doing a particularly good job of it.
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Guys Doc is trying to hire me.
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Daily Tarot Card. Seven of Wands reversed. Are you beginning to feel overwhelmed? Like the mountain you're climbing is never ending and ever rising? Take care to not turn to negative self talk, feeling inadequate or lashing out at others. It will only harm you in the end. #DailyTarotCard
You will receive only the outcome you deserve, not the one you desire.
(\ /) hellooo ^-^
I do have such promising candidates for when it is time locate a new Handmaid. Hoo Hoo.
Im going to get him. Im going to get him and make it look like a bloody accident. #violence
Requiesce nunc a terrore tenebrarum... #Horrorterrors
Hello neighbor
Is s0meb0dy g0nna match my n0rmal Is s0meb0dy g0nna match my n0rmal
Ah, I see there is a young lady in need of new employment.
WH4T TH3 FUCK, WHY DO YOU G3T COOL SH1T BUT NOT TH3 S1CK 4S H3LL DR4GON >:[
HII HII HELLOO!!! GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYONE, I HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING AN AWESOME DAY, OR NOT HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!
>+. NEVER FORGET YOU CAN ALWAYS PAY FOR SEX .+< #nsfw
stop hating on my soggy socks it aint my fault someone put ice in em #mysoggysocks #amifloating
strider? i hardly knovw er! (some of em are dames)
Why is it called being horny anyway. We lliterally all have horns all the time. Yet I am never horny. Because of my disciplline. #nsfw
motherfuckers confiscating my phone like i dont have fuckin twenty three of them fucking shitting burners in this bitch
Now everyone must close their eyes and ignore I shared my bad poetry to be polite. Thank you.
now i aint sayin i snuck out of rehab again im just sayin sometimes youre on a leisurely stroll with the group and you just so happen to find a fence that aint high enough to hold back a fuckin g on a mission
I apologize but I must defeat the President.
Your preference has been accounted for.
“We should talk.” Wrong.
? l?ke follow?ng people to the?r h?ve zomet?mez, and juzt before they not?ce ?'m there ?'m already gone hahaha...zzZ
almost broke my nose again just now lol
John is dead in my timeline so I have no birthday to wish. Also I wouldn't wish him happy birthday even if he was alive. That would be weird.
sburb any% speedrunnin gamefaq * step 1 pick any void class * step 2 when tha meteors find tha biggest one u can n build a 10ft by 10ft box w/ tha editor where its set 2 land * step 3 dupe as many toilets (cheapest large item) inside of it as tha game will allow * enter toilet box * when meteor hits tha physix engine will shit tha bed cuz of all tha toilet shards * use that time 2 clip in2 environment under tha floor * when planet xplodes game wont kno where 2 put u so safety mechanics spawns u on ur spare quest bed * get gt * when gt perform a backwards long void jump in2 tha bed, physix will launch u towards outer rim * if u did it rite when u reach tha outer meteor belt put as many meteors as u can in2 tha void * when sburb starts laggin perform another backwards long void jump in2 tha biggest meteor u can find ~and~ release all voided meteors * ull gain massive amnts of momentum *aim xactly away from skaia (use editor coords - x/y/z coords need 2 rise @ tha same rate) *when floatin point precision degrades u can do a backwards long voidjump n cuz of how sburb handles tha new universe doorway coords itll pop u there!!! * open door n stop timer follow me 4 more high level sburb gameplay n gamegrl articles
you ever think. wow my best friend is really hot but why the fuck do they ignore you for some asshole who can't volume control. i can volume control.
Hmmmmmmmmm...............
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/5WZNCDFY/NORMAL-PSYCHIATRIST.PNG #NICEMAID RESIGNED!!!! BACK TO #HATRED! THANK THE LORD! #URMALDING #URBALDING #GETITTRENDING
Well. If you change your mind, reach out. I'm here for you.
my hate ii2 not fuckiin romantiic iin any wway,, howw many tiime2 do ii havve twwo tell you people..
A dapper creature. https://image2url.com/r2/default/images/1775792972816-7e484df3-01c8-4eeb-8dab-8dcc384fbab4.jpeg
> d0es any0ne else 0n my feed have w1ngs please 1 am begg1ng t0 kn0w 1f 1 am n0t al0ne 1n th1s madness. there are s0 many fuck1ng m0lted c0verts everywhere
No neytiri... i cant... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/105944bcd6d7.png
Only if you're a coward.
:33< im epic bacon :33< im pawsomesauce :33< and othpurr things that havent b33n relevant in a decade
Upsetting. Carry on.
i dave do solemnly swear to not off myself or continue thinking about offing myself without reaching out for help after this chitt #cw-self-harm
think id do well being experimented on. weird sexual style #nsfw
lowkey i get kind of in the dumps when thinking about my bro which i hate admitting, i wish he was still around as controversial as that is to say as a dave like i'm gonna get shunned with torches and pitchforks by the dave community for saying that i get that i have my dirk and all but it's not the same yknow, my bro wasn't a good person but he wasn't bad either, he was a real one the sickest of bros of all time sorry for #venting on here, the shades came off for a second my bad bros probably thinking im soft for this fml
coke and hookers or loan paid off hm hmmmmm #nsfw #getoutofmyrepliesifyouarewhoimtalkingabout
Broads and blow. Can't go wrong there.
yknow i think there's somethin' inherently fucked about wantin' to give a shit about a kid yer supposed t' raise and bein' unable to cuz of some slice of demon shit was in that puppet. I can't forget wantin' to care an' not being able to. #angst #impliedabuse #canonabuse #abuse
someone please i miss getting free shit im a single father and i will #sellout for you
they do the stand dance dont you know #jojos #pleaselikeme #imisswhenpeoplelikedme
THANK YOu. TO ALL TRANSGENDERS. FOR YOuR SERVICE. @everyOne BY CHOOSING TO BE VISIBLE ON THIS DAY. I AM REMINDED OF HOW MANY BITCHES I HAVE. THIS IS LIKE. MY OWN PERSONAL FOuRTH OF JuLY. MY INDEPENDENCE FROM INDEPENDENCE. DECLARATION. IT BRINGS A TEAR. TO MY KALEIDOSCOPIC EYE. SO TAKEN IN. BY SELF-MADE WOMEN. WHO I ALMOST CONSIDER TO BE PEOPLE.
even when i gaslight people they wont give me shit to shitpost im not actually funny i profit off my friends like a real man
all the lalondes really like helping me for some reason not complaining #loveyouguys
getting #lightheaded guys might be #dying from the #heat sigh
This is true.
I never deserved the trampoline.
Oh. Oh, how intolerable. Look at what you have made me do. You have managed, through either staggering incompetence or a level of audacity I would almost admire under different circumstances, to do the one thing that was never meant to be possible. Not improbable. Not difficult. Impossible. And yet here I stand, faced with the evidence. A gap. Do you have any conception of what that means? Of what you have done? My awareness is not a collection of guesses, nor a web of educated predictions. It is total. Seamless. A continuous, unbroken lattice of causality in which every motion, every word, every pathetic little decision is cataloged and understood before it has the decency to occur. There are no blind spots. There were no blind spots. And now there is absence. Not uncertainty. Not ambiguity. Absence. A section of reality that does not resolve, does not report, does not exist within the framework of my knowledge. A void where there should be certainty. A silence where there should be answers. Do you understand how obscene that is? It is not merely that I do not know something. It is that the structure which permits knowledge has been interfered with. Something has reached into a system that was never meant to be accessed and has… edited it. Not overwritten, no, that would at least be visible. This is more insidious. A careful excision. A surgical removal of context, leaving behind a perfectly shaped hole that refuses to be acknowledged. You have not blinded me. You have taught me what blindness is. And that is a far greater offense. Because now I must account for something that does not present itself to be accounted for. I must navigate a narrative in which a piece has been removed without leaving so much as a displaced echo. A contradiction without a source. A variable without a value. It is… inelegant. It is ugly. And worst of all, it is inefficient. Do you have any idea how much recalibration this requires? Every projection, every chain of causality must now include the possibility that there exists an unknown unknown. Not a mystery to be solved, but a segment that refuses to acknowledge its own existence. A flaw that cannot be isolated because the very tools used to isolate it have been compromised. You have not introduced chaos. You have introduced imprecision. And I will not tolerate imprecision. So understand this. Whatever you have carved out, whatever petty little corner of reality you believed you could hide from me, you have not created safety. You have created a problem. A problem that now demands resolution, not because I wish it, but because the system itself cannot abide the discrepancy. I will find it. Not because I can see it. But because the fact that I cannot is, in itself, a beacon. A wound. And I am very, very good at following the scent of blood. #nsfw #nsfwv https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/10ab2adcee76.png
5 and a half kids is too many kids to be in one apartment.
While I live and die for my purpose, it is a long and winding road I must walk to reach the terminus, and there are empty periods wherein I must find forms of amusing myself. I am, of course, aware of what the outcome of such amusements will be, but the actions and the outcomes amuse me regardless. And there is always satisfaction in allowing inevitability to unfold by my hand. Do not be confused, you are all entertainment for me. And as of yet, none of you have failed to amuse. Consider it a compliment.
My last link sucked let me try again. Where I'm currently at. #eridanweek https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1488343266553499728/iu_.png?ex=69cc6f2e&is=69cb1dae&hm=7ddfd67c2d38f3e66823370a5cb183df2f5e3ca477cb893e40c5e14de7f9a393&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=822&height=549
#eridanweek https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fuploads.dailydot.com%2Fb50%2F83%2Flonelyballpit.jpg%3Fauto%3Dcompress%26fm%3Dpjpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=c5994d82d1b72a47ba7427dcb863000834f2140a743aae7aa42d6110e140b797
Bizkit made a friend. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1488296892336050206/IMG_3196.jpg?ex=69cc43fe&is=69caf27e&hm=177e122e26d58f57e98fa4fa422535061e5908774b887d2c91d5afb6a9ed4062&=&format=webp&width=427&height=569
whenever i c3< react just know thats my own silent way of going "hmm" to whatever bullshit i just saw
**Classified** A position has become available. I am seeking an individual with a talent for tracking. Not the superficial sort, anyone can follow footprints in soft ground, but a more refined capability. The ability to locate what does not wish to be found. To follow movements that were never meant to leave a trail. Discretion is expected. Competence is required. You will be asked to operate across considerable distances. Travel beyond your immediate environment will be necessary. If you are unfamiliar with such conditions, you will adapt. Quickly. The work is precise. The expectations are clear. The outcome, as ever, is non-negotiable. Compensation will be appropriate to the task. If you believe yourself suitable, you may inquire within. I will know.
My team and I are working on free psychiatric care for those in need, as I see clearly some of you need it.
too busy gotta sell out man i got my clout and now its time to spend that shit on SELLLINGGG OUTTTTTTTTT FUCK YEAAAAH
You, the person reading this, will die at a time, in a place, on a date. #vagueposting Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
Her name is Bizkit. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1487909651617157242/IMG_3188.jpg?ex=69cadb58&is=69c989d8&hm=7b5ccdbe3245799c4200aaa5b1028cda5cd525c7e4a5573781f3bf01a0af4b16&=&format=webp&width=427&height=569
[SCANNING]
like easter is so fucked up for people like me or even rabbits do you think rabbits feel good or okay when all you do is eat chocolate versions of them
Cool when the thing that would justify all of your actions doesn't occur.
you should dude
