This is of course the preordained time to make this announcement. As it is important to preserve the purity of my timeline, I require individuals from beyond it to help serve my various interests. That is why I am announcing the formation of The Table- this organization may be seen as something of a subset of my Felt, one focused on cross timeline activity. You will answer directly to me, and by extension my lord if he ever wills it. Members of The Table will receive excellent benefits, of course. There will be a sign on bonus of any request you may have within reason, and aid and appropriate resources will be available to you for your own personal ventures- so long as they do not harm my own interests of course. Applications are of course now open. There are six seats currently open- or pockets to be filled, if you will. I will announce the hand picked candidates on Thursday, while the rest will be kept in reserve for potential future membership. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScpHTUcTh_mEcBUrCL7QE5SUfyzsvJpD5Xg20Yv4tieVxLDjw/viewform?usp=header
ᐖ WUOAH I THOT U SERVEᐖ BABY ᑈHEESES ᐛ
ᐖ ᐖAFUQ KINᐖA HOAST R U ᐖEN????????? ᐛ
as always, anyone who joins has signed away their own fate, as well as making many, many enemies.
ᐖ ZOMG I NEVER SEENT U BE4 I LIEK UR SHINY BALᐖ HEᐖ ᐛ
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er. thank yoU!
I can assure you they will be well protected from a mewling muse such as yourself.
bUt not from yoU.