KING CRAB VARIANT.
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KARKAT. YOU KNOW THE REST. HE / IT. SINGLE AND A BIT OF A HERMIT.
I COULD SET UP A CAT CAFE AT ONE POINT. IF PEOPLE EVER STOP REPELLING ME AS MUCH.
tHAT WOULD BE NICE }:),,PROBABLY, i MEAN, i WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO GO, BECAUSE, i HAVE ALLERGIES,,,BUT, UM, OTHERS WOULD PROBABLY LIKE IT!
THAT'S A SHAME. I COULD SET UP A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF YOU, SO YOU CAN DROP BY IN SPIRIT.
wELL, i MEAN, IT'S LIKE,,A RANDOM TROLL,,,i DUNNO,,THAT'D BE WEIRD, i THINK, OR, THEY WOULD THINK IT'S WEIRD
WHO CARES. YOUR CARDBOARD SELF CAN BE A CLIENT TOO, OR THEY CAN SHOVE THEIR OPINIONS UP THEIR ORIFICES.
FOR COMMENTARY PURPOSES, I THINK I WOULD FIT MORE IN THE ROLE OF THE CUCK, NOT THE ONE DOING THE FUCKING.
yOu rIgHt. I ShOuLd eXpEcT NoThInG LeSs dEsPiTe wHaT ThE HuMaNs dRaW Of yOu aNd dAvE XoD
??? WHATEVER THE GENERAL POPULACE THINKS AND PICTURES OF ME IS PROBABLY DUMBER THAN SHOOTING ONESELF IN THE FOOT TO SEE IF IT HURTS.
dOn't hAtE ThE MeSsEnGeR...I JuSt sPeAkIn fRoM WhAt i sAw oN ThE HuMaN TwItTeR. iT JuSt mAgIcAlLy eNdEd uP On mY FeEd, BrOtHeR. i pRoMiSe.
nOt eVeN A LiTtLe bIt... YoUr cHaTs wItH EaCh sEeMeD To sAy oThErWiSe. It iMpLiEd sOmEtHiNg eLsE. bUt tHaT CoUlD JuSt bE Me hIgH On lIfE AnD PiE
NOT THE CUCK CAFE...
yOu pOoR SwEeT SuMmErS, gRuB... yOu dOn't nEeD To kNoW *hEaDpAtS*
i aM GoNnA BoNk yOu uNtIl yOu mAkE SeNsE...ThE FuCk yOu mEaN "tWo cHaIrS AnD A CoFfEe tAbLe aT ThE FoOt oF ThE BeD"??? ArE YoU ThE CuCk aNd hAvInG A CoFfEe??
do you like watch someone else drink your coffee is that what it is
I AM NOT PERSONALLY THE CUCK. NOR AM I THE ONE BEING CUCKED. I SAW THIS AS A HOTEL ROOM REVIEW, AND THE VISCERAL REACTION IT PULLED FROM ME PROMPTED ME TO MAKE THIS POST.
BORN TO SLEEP, FORCED TO BE AWAKE. MAYBE I SHOULD HIBERNATE FOR A FEW SWEEPS AND SAY FUCK IT WE BALL.
BACKREADING POSTS ON HERE LIKE THE MORNING NEWSPAPER.
NOTHING OF NOTE. A BUNCH OF PEOPLE ARE DEPRESSED, WHAT ELSE IS NEW.
WHAT THE FUCK.
Pretend you don't see it. It can't hurt you.
MY FELINE COMPANION IS ONE AND A HALF SWEEPS OLD BY THE WAY. OR THREE EARTH YEARS. HE'S THE CUTEST LITTLE BEAST I HAVE EVER SEEN, AND I WOULD KILL EVERYONE IN THIS GODFORSAKEN ROCK AND THEN MYSELF FOR HIM.
8=l < If you kill yourself who will care for him
What a coincidence. My Jinx is the same but with pale green eyes. I always did admire yellow eyes against black fur, though. The juxtaposition can make the eyes look as though they're made of gold.
PALE GREEN EYES SOUND CUTE TOO. AND YEAH HIS ARE VERY VIBRANT.
In cold lighting the pale green turns nearly white. I wish he would sit still long enough for me to take a picture.
I'VE SPENT TOO MUCH TIME AROUND HUMANS.
I HAVEN'T SEEN STRIDER IN MANY MANY MONTHS ACTUALLY. OR ANYONE FROM BACK THEN.
I DON'T KNOW YOU. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR GAMZEE THOUGH, SO YOU MAY HAVE POINT IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN.
A LOT OF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY SELFIE YET. AND THAT IS A CRIME PUNISHABLE BY HANGING. YES, I'M ASKING FOR ATTENTION.
DAY 2 OF PRACTICING THE RASPUTIN DANCE THAT WAS RECOMMENDED TO ME.
NOT EVEN *THAT* HELPS.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I TRY ANYMORE. IT'S FINE.
AND YET, THINGS CAN ALWAYS GET WORSE. FUCK.
They always can, indeed.
I'M AWAKE? NO. I REFUSE. I'M GOING BACK TO SLEEP.
STRETCHES MY BACK LIKE A CAT.
B33 < *ac stretches with you*
I HAD LEFTOVERS OF A MUFFIN FOR DINNER AND SOMETIMES THAT'S ALL A BITCH NEEDS.
B33 < nyalso brief appurreciation fur it being 33% hell yeah thats the double kitty mouths numbpurr
B// < well dont push yourself ig just like remembpurr to eat real food latepurr
I MIGHT HAVE BREAKFAST TOMORROW. IF MY PUSHERBURN IS DOING BETTER. I DID HAVE SOME TEA EARLIER AND IT'S NOT AS BAD ANYMORE, BUT IT'S STILL KIND OF THERE.
I ALWAYS FOUND THE IDEA OF HUMAN MARRIAGE ROMANTIC AND SAPPY AS FUCK. IT MAKES ME FEEL MUSHY INSIDE WHEN I START THINKING ABOUT IT TOO HARD. AND STILL THEY DIVORCED AND KILLED THEIR PARTNERS LIKE THAT? WHERE IS THE LOYALTY? THE DISGUSTINGLY SWEET PROFESSIONS OF ETERNAL LOVE AND BONDING??
8=l < I've been happily married a couple of times in my life 8=l < It can be quite a wonderfoal thing 8=l < It $1001y depends on the individ001s
8=l < While I am polyamorous, it was not quadranted marriage at the time 8=l < I was posing as human then and only had one wife at a time 8=l < I lost them to age
8=l < It's alright, Karkat 8=l < I am an immortal god 8=l < It's a natural consequence of mingling with mortals
HOW MANY WIVES IS HE GOING TO GO THROUGH??
8=l < That I guessed correctly 8=l < I'll not spoil you what happens on the si%th one
FROM WHAT I’VE GATHERED. SOMETIMES IN PRACTICE PEOPLE JuST. DON’T LIVE uP TO IT?
PUSHERBURN IS KILLING ME TOLIGHT.
8=l < Temporarily 8=l < If you want a more effective solution then try ginger tea
CUTE...