KING CRAB VARIANT.
@carcinoGeneticist
KARKAT. YOU KNOW THE REST. HE / IT. SINGLE AND A BIT OF A HERMIT.
⚠ https://f!le.garden/agVOWpMouzVg953h/Vexara%20no%20f!ns.png SEE THEYRE REARS NOT FINS. ⚠
I HAVE TO AGREE ON THE CUTE THING...
WHAT THE FUCK.
Pretend you don't see it. It can't hurt you.
I'LL DO MY BEST.
MY FELINE COMPANION IS ONE AND A HALF SWEEPS OLD BY THE WAY. OR THREE EARTH YEARS. HE'S THE CUTEST LITTLE BEAST I HAVE EVER SEEN, AND I WOULD KILL EVERYONE IN THIS GODFORSAKEN ROCK AND THEN MYSELF FOR HIM.
8=l < If you kill yourself who will care for him
WHY DO YOU THINK I HAVEN'T YET?
What does he look like?
HE'S A PITCH BLACK CAT WITH YELLOW EYES, AND SHORT FUR.
What a coincidence. My Jinx is the same but with pale green eyes. I always did admire yellow eyes against black fur, though. The juxtaposition can make the eyes look as though they're made of gold.
PALE GREEN EYES SOUND CUTE TOO. AND YEAH HIS ARE VERY VIBRANT.
I'VE SPENT TOO MUCH TIME AROUND HUMANS.
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I HAVEN'T SEEN STRIDER IN MANY MANY MONTHS ACTUALLY. OR ANYONE FROM BACK THEN.
HEY.
I DON'T KNOW YOU. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR GAMZEE THOUGH, SO YOU MAY HAVE POINT IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN.
The cat wants so badly to play that he cannot stand to play at all. I am reduced to throwing a dozen catnip mice at the door he's hiding behind. I love playing fetch with myself.
HE WANTS TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK WITH YOU. YOU SHOULD HIDE BEHIND SOMETHING AND MAKE SOME NOISE.
That never occurred to me, other than in the sense that he's apparently appointed me as "it". Perhaps if I manage to tag him first he'll come around to find me next. In a worst case scenario I simply get to enjoy the solitude of closet time.
YEAH. CATS ENJOY DOING THAT. SOMETIMES YOU'RE THE HELPLESS PREY, SOMETIMES YOU'RE THE FEROCIOUS HUNTER. IT VARIES FROM MOMENT TO MOMENT.
I can only envy the sprightliness of their minds as I struggle to keep up. No matter how many years I have dedicated to studying even just a specific feline, I am rarely able to predict what his imagination is projecting onto his environment. But this is what makes them so wonderful.
I'VE ONLY COME TO UNDERSTAND THEM FAIRLY RECENTLY. THE ONE I HAVE ADOPTED ME HIMSELF, AND I DID A SHIT TON OF RESEARCH TO UNDERSTAND WHAT HE WAS TRYING TO TELL ME, ONCE I LET HIM STAY.
…DOES ANYONE KNOW. HOW TO FLIRT.
IT DEPENDS ON THE KIND OF FLIRTING YOU'RE AFTER.
DO YOU USE QUADRANTS?
uM. I MEAN. I KNOW WHAT THEY ARE. BuT THE IDEA I CAN FEEL MORE THAN ONE OF THEM IS STILL KIND OF NEW?
DOES THIS OTHER PERSON USE THEM? WHAT KIND OF FEELINGS DO THEY EVOKE ON YOU?
YOU COULD ASK THEM OUT ON A DATE, SEE WHAT VIBES IT ALL GIVE OFF. AS FAR AS I KNOW, IT'S TROLLS AND CARAPACIANS FROM OUR SESSION THE ONES WHO USE QUADRANTS.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I TRY ANYMORE. IT'S FINE.
Your dad looked like he needed some ☆spice☆
VERY FUNNY.
Taking a dump? Nah. Im giving a dump
ISN'T THAT THE EQUIVALENT OF GIVING A SHIT? AKA, "CARING".
they should make a movie like twilight except gay call that count twinkula ah ah ah i vant to suck your diiiiiick
I'M SURE THAT IF YOU LOOK AROUND ENOUGH YOU'LL FIND SOMETHING.
I know this site has stats but I’m not sure if you can see how many of specific reactions you get- anyways, if I could see that somewhere, I can guaran-fucking-tee the top reaction I get is pity. 110%, it is absolutely pity.
IS THAT A DESIRED REACTION?
I don’t know anymore but it just seems to happen anyways. I was made in a lab to be pathetic I guess
MAYBE IT'S THE TYPE OF CONTENT THAT YOU POST. I WHINE AND COMPLAIN A LOT HERE TOO AND GET A LOT OF PITY.
Probably. I routinely whimperpost but I’m just being true to my soul
THEN THERE'S YOUR ANSWER.