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I Am Going To Be Juggling Chainsaws
Sleeping in your bed after a week of being away >>>>>>
Woke up this morning to a little paw on my face. Not allowed to significantly sleep in with Miss Frieda in the house! But she did allow for some cuddling a bit before I dragged myself out of the covers. Perhaps she understands on some level that today is a little special? She is very clever after all. No run today and I've gotten breakfast at my favourite cafe as a birthday present to myself. A nicely sized stack of strawberry French Toast and eggs with hash browns. Looking forward to the cinema later as well--The Maltese Falcon is playing! Right though, here's the Wordle for today--it was a tricky one! Wordle 1,941 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟩🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
B33 < *ac stretches with you*
8=l < In the mood to bite
8=l < There sh001d be more horse badges
B// < well dont push yourself ig just like remembpurr to eat real food latepurr
speak1ng of mogg1ng, t1me to outf1t stunt on all of you b1tchbeasts aga1n B)
8=l < I've been happily married a couple of times in my life 8=l < It can be quite a wonderfoal thing 8=l < It $1001y depends on the individ001s
8=) < Not telling
check me out, check me out. got #badged up by the b1g jun1or h1mself... now 1'm look1n cool as ever... };D
8=l < Temporarily 8=l < If you want a more effective solution then try ginger tea
8=l < I'm normal now 8=l < Everything is fine
8=l < 8=l < The selfie 8=l < You're just so cute
the cr0p top and undersized jean sh0rts really haven't been topped.
8=l < The 8=l < The cat 8=l < I thought it was a pillow at first 8=l < Oh my goodness the cat
--E√ Meowbeast seen. Show us the meowbeast please.
wowww look at you!!
8=l < Why are you so cute 8=l < That haircut is darling
I've gotten so good at survival through bullshit situations that I have to balance it out with some dumb fucking decisions. Just how it be
Pathetic posting must be the most accurate tag you've used yet.
I Love My Spooky Hive In The Spooky Forest #kanayaskeep
Thank yoooou
Hiii chittr~!
--E√ Soon it'll be 69.
a mOtHeRfUcKeR GoTtA Up aNd cHiLl yKnOw
Your name is ARANEA SERKET, 8ut the legends will remem8er you as THE MARQUISE SPINNERET MINDFANG, the most notorious PIRATE, RE8EL, and OUTLAW alternia has ever seen. You live a WILD AND CUTTHROAT life of LAWLESS INDULGENCE, and command a SHIP of reckless marauding GAM8LIGNANTS who would die for you in a second- not that their willingness is required. Thanks to your UNIQUE MUTATIONS, you possess the uncanny a8ility to INVADE MINDS, and it's a skill that, alongside your RUTHLESS NATURE and KEEN INTELLECT, has solidified your place in history as the SEXIEST 8ITCH TO EVER DO IT!!!!!!!! ----------------------- DUALSCAR ♠︎/♥︎ || DARKLEER ♦/♥︎ GH8 ♠︎ || RUFIOH ♥︎ || OTHERS (??) ________________________
Proper introduction! Im Cronus Serket, evweryone calls me Chiron! Im dating <> Damara Leijon (Rigel) and my 6itch ass kismesis mituna pyrope (Pulsar). I am a medical professional! Specifically I vwork vwith medicine. I da66le in alchemy on the side. Serkets here arent spiders. VWe tend to fall into the the reptile category of 🐍 :::)
:33 < mood impurrved, i can say that for sure
https://64.media.tumblr.com/b361b0c2e65d023a2d214d80bbe33873/301ad1ffacc98010-bb/s1280x1920/89bf26ca50bcfb2c51f131a90c39d9a8d703ed30.jpg Fat Fuck Fsaturdaaaaay
I stayed up a LITTLE too late, which means I am experiencing the emotions. Which means it's bedtime, like I said
Never trust how you feel after like. 9pm. Maybe even 8:30 if you're prone to it
It is true that people used to record highs and lows often find experiences in the middle ground to be uncomfortable. Perhaps finding an audio stim would provide your idle mind with the agitation it craves without affecting your mood.
:33 < thank you karcat
:33 < haven't b33n f33ling good so i decided to do something for a little body pawsitivity :33 < i know some people on this site will find this a boring nude :33 < but i'm happy with it and that's what matters
the unspoken sexual tension between me and this half empty bottle of jagermeister sitting on my desk needs to be studied #substances #alcohol #yearning #nsfw
...it's always best to let the imagination run instead of putting it all on display....
Re: last post. Saw a cat today. Fed her some tuna and she followed me home. Felt like chitting on her behalf.
8=) < Thank you
8=D < Thank you
water tastes better our of the tap than the filter
8=l < Why can't you message me 8=l < And yes, I do
shoutout to women
8=l < That sounds rather lovely act001ly
#dogposting https://i.postimg.cc/dv5bqwqs/31ffb2a4304d36d1d8d43204abb26fef.jpg
↻ then i will add it t∞ the list ∞f things. thank y∞u ↺
c:
↻ I'll have t∞ l∞∞k up a transcripti∞n ∞f it later then. ↺
↻ What are y∞u ∞bserving? ↺
8=l < Oh oh oh 8=l < As far as I can see 8=l < You're the only one 8=l < Who can get to me 8=l < Like a hijacked plane 8=l < Or a runaway trein 8=l < Like a speeding bullet 8=l < There's no stopping this
Diamonds Droog.
8=l < My thirty pi%el brush and I e%cept I provide photographic evidence
8=l < Neighvermind the last comment I have conte%t now
8=l < It is once again cuddle hours 8=l < I must select a victim to be squished beneath me 8=l < And lightly chewed on 8=l < That's the vibe
8=l < You're welcome 8=l < It may be best if I step back
8=l < I'm sorry was there something unclear about what I said 8=l < I can withdraw the attention if it discomforts you
I DONT KNOW ABOUT COOLER OR LESS MESSY. WELL MAYBE LESS TIRED LATELY BECAUSE OF SHENANIGANS AND UNIVERSE BULLSHIT. ANYWAY I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIND OF RELATABLE AND ALSO MAYBE COOL IDK.
8=l < Mostly because you are cute and your posts make me feel soft
tAsTe bEtTeR WhEn sToLeN DuH BrOtHa (o:
I'm incredibly efficient and Time is really fucking malleable around these parts.
some shit laughed at me vwhile i vwas skating because of the vway my tail flaps in the vwind. buddy. at least my tail is cool and not a cotton ass shit. anyvway i knocked his teeth out. vwhile theyre grovwing back he can think of me and my tail that goes fvwpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfppfpfpf in the vwind.
One time I cr@cked @pen @n egg @nd there w@s @n@ther egg inside! N@t like @n@ther nutrient p@uch, but @ wh@le egg shell @nd @ll.
a cHaNcE! a 🔔 ChAnCe! 🔔 a cHaNcE! ..BuT WhAt 🔔 WoUlD 🔔 i bE 🔔 iF 🔔 nOt a jEsTeR?
pAyInG ThE LiL BeAsT TaX (o:
well make it happen!! :D
if we ever met you could pet him!! hes very soft!
8=l < I GUESS 8=l < I didn't think any of her powers w001d manifest in infancy 8=l < I'm glad I built fireproofing enchantments into my hive
sir. its not even afternoon yet!! #substance #jetposting https://i.postimg.cc/xjh9dfv7/e6c885f8784799fca9360136281b56c6.jpg
8=l < And this one was taken yesterday 8=l < I posted it quite late last night 8=l < You will be seeing this again 8=l < This is my daughter, Iphigenia 8=l < Sitting in the very first pumpkin I ever carved 8=l < I had to cut the top down so I c001d set her in it but that's okay 8=l < She's an adorable dragon muppet
Did s6me cleaning t6day! Feeling a little tired afterwards and didn't get as much d6ne as I w6uld've liked t6 but I still g6t it d6ne. Wh6 knew skulls had s6 many n66ks and crannies f6r spiders t6 make their h6mes in? Thankfully, n6ne 6f said h6mes were 6ccupied. I w6uld prefer n6t t6 disturb any p66r spiders just trying t6 make a nest.
hOnKhOnK HoNk (o: gEt sOmE ReSt mAn, ReChArGe tHaT CoNtRaDiCtIoN BlAdDeR
ᐖ IM ᑈLAIIRE BY ᐖA WAY ᐛ
yEaH BrOtHa? WhAt oN YeR MiNd?
So true!!!!!
sOmE LuSuS LoOk sO NiCe tO PeT wAtChInG GrUbTuBe lIkE DaMn i wAnNa pEt yOu mOtHeRfUcKeR! (o:
mM YeAh, FaVoRs hOw yA GeT FoLkS To sTiCk aRoUnD, aSk yEr oWn fUcKiNg fAvOrS N ShIt. FrIeNd sHiPs sO MoThErFuCkIn wEiRd lIkE ThAt mAn. DoN'T GeT It bUt bEiNg lOnElY WoRsE Ya kNoW?
8=l < Alright
best part a sailin is i can go outside and scream and no one questions it
8=l < Tofu and some mushrooms come to mind
8=l < It's fine I'm rather enjoying it
8=l < Apparently I've decided to feed the local strays today 8=l < This is fine act001ly
He just like me for real.
can't say i wouldn't TRY. just unsure how i'd safely prepare the theoretical alt's flesh, given that my species is pretty hard to come by out here.
♦ Sharing an intrusive thought. Humans look like they'd pair with Barolo
YES TO ALL OF THE ABOVE.
8=l < Today my favorite color is red
PEOPLE WHO TRY TO BE EDGY ON CHITTR OR AT ME HAVE SET A CLEAR BOUNDARY BETWEEN THEMSELF AND COMMON SENSE. GO OUTSIDE. IF YOU'RE IN A SPACESHIP, IT WORKS EVEN BETTER.
as one does
8=l < Today I will lay in the pasture and cuddle my horses
\ n >< n / #juniorhappytohelp
To set the record straight, I am an elf, not a 'troll', which I have come to understand are a kind of people looking much like hellspawn, but which are distinctly different. Thank you, and my sincerest apologies.
8=l < #TavrosTuesday
0h my g0d its #tavr0stuesday.....
he!!o
good luck bby!!
Yęąh, ąlsø nøt ą gręąt plącę ęįthęr, ręgąrdlęss
I recommend it! Keeps one sharp!
A very good morning to everyone!
Went ahead and cracked Connections too. Some tricky ones here but the purple category didn’t irritate me as badly as usual. Connections Puzzle #1213 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟪🟩🟩 🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨
Thank you, King Crab Variant.
møst ąnnøyįng plącę tø gęt ąn įtch įs thę bøttøm øf yøųr føøt įn thę mįddlę.
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou
chocolate chip cookie #myyum
~All in all it's just anO~ther brick in the bulge~ ~#suggestive~
missing dead people is only natural. itll take time to feel even slightly better. :(
...i didn't have much yellow on hand..but thank you, @eclecticengineer for the suggestion....
That Is A Lot Of Karkats
I REALLY WANT TO SNORT DORITOS NACHO CHEESE POWDER SPECIFICALLY. #SUBSTANCE #BUTNOTREALLY #BUTIDOWANNASNORTITLIKEADRUG
8=l < I want to take all of the Karkats and put them into a room 8=l < Then release an e%ceptionally large beach ball into the middle 8=l < And then just watch
8=l < Thank you, I enjoy making these doodles
8=) < Another new Karkat friend achieved
8=D < Haha! 8=) < Glad I was able to help you out 8=l < You're also welcome to message me at any time
𖣂 i wish i could say 𖣂 that i'm scared. 𖣂 there is hope in fear. 𖣂 there is something to lose. 𖣂 what does it mean 𖣂 to face destruction 𖣂 that makes you feel nothing at all?
W)(ale, sometimes a nice nap in t)(e middle of t)(e nig)(t is reelly important!!! )(ope everyone's getting plenty of sleep!
⦓ I have many good points! They're called my teeth and they make for a very cute smile! ⦔
...this dash is a mess. i'll just go back to my art....
affirmations! you can enjoy whatever you want to, even if it's casual! don't let some loser tell you you cant!
[ A small portal will open as promised. Karkat will see Heph's face through it, his arm reaching out with a plate on his hand. There's even a plastic fork. The food smells and looks good! Mmmm. The plate is paper, nothing that needs returned. ]
8=l < It's that time again
8=l < I'll make a plate up
:: people are [beautiful] pieces of [art] //
8=l < Good, I just had lunch with a friend 8=D < It was pleasant! 8=l < I need to invite people over for meals more often 8=l < It feels good to cook for someone
8=l < You may call me Heph, as I've found people struggle spelling my foal name
8=l < Hello new Karkat 8=l < Welcome to my profile 8=l < I like the red
:: who volunteers to be my friend? //
Little nap? Little nap. 🙂↕️
Here I thought peanut died
hi karkat!!
...journals exist, but if you wish to toss your thoughts into the feral pit of this site, go ahead....
Thiis miight bee thee beest thiing II'vee reeaad oon heeree toodaay
#nsfw