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Jake English

@golgothasTerrorz

A right on ADVENTURER with a love of great films!!! and also skulls!!

Blood: OliveKult Score: 1067Kull Score: 110318 followers16 following

I feel as though I tend to only come on here to post about my girlfriend… but in my defence? She is very pretty and wonderful.

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Talons are certainly a lovely feature for a lady, to have, hm?

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and theyre for lightly maiming you yea

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My girlfriend shall be trapping me now, so if you need me, give her a ring. Haha!!! I love her.

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(Do not actually give her a ring please.)

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Sometimes I like it when my girlfriend calls me her girlfriend, despite me being a man. Sometimes it is nice to feel yuriful.

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This fella gets it.

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Hum dee dee dum…

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I love camping!!! I love camping with my love!! Life is WONDERIFIC!!

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My girlfriend is so beautiful while she rests.

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So happy to be camping with my beloved..!!!

Life has finally settled itself out of the hurricane of chaos, lately. :)

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Madame morning has greeted me a tally-hello!

I wish nudity was not viewed so sexually. If I had my way I would be naked all the time!! In an entirely safe for work manner!! It is just comfortable to lounge.

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$-$-$ y r you actully sp!t!n factz™

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I would love to go swimming soon...

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Happy Pride to you all! The #gaypeople and the #lesbianpeople and the #transgenderpeople and the #bisexualpeople and the #asexualpeople and the erm. All the rest of you too!! Gosh, my brain list is all mix em upped!!! And also happy pride to women even if you are not gay because I think you should always be proud to be a woman :).

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damn ive been placed in the rest of you category this is my first time being a part of a crowd like that

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And also the #davepeople :)

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hell yea thats me im dave people

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Brrr!!! It is chilly today!! Odd, seeming as we are two pecks of a woodbird’s beak from the hottest times of the year!!

I get to cuddle with my girlfriend tonight!!! HUZZAH!!! I am so glad I am out of the darned CAVE!

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彼女?

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I am not quite sure what you mean by this… yes, she!

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Girlfriend.

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Yes!!! She is the loveliest of all dames, if I do say! Though of course, I love all women, she is just my specialest of all the pumpkins in the patch.

誰?

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Her name is Des and she is very wonderful.

If I had a daughter, I would name her Kirina. That is what I think.

I love my girlfriend <3 I miss preening her lovely feathers.

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My pals speak about how we al have traumas and the like- but BAH! I simply bap it out my brain space like water in my ears until my gourd is PROBLEM FREE!!! Brain damage is a serious problem I have had to deal with that impacts my memories and gives me seizures. But THAT CANNOT KEEP OL JAKEY BOY DOWN!!! At least for longer than a few hours.

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Choo choo!! All aboard the train to sleepy time junction!

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wOO HOO!

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Quite an odd sensation, being home after so long in the cave! My head is dizzied like a frog chasing a figure eight fly….

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