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Jake English

@golgothasTerrorz

A right on ADVENTURER with a love of great films!!! and also skulls!!

Blood: OliveKult Score: 1124Kull Score: 115818 followers16 following

I miss my #girlfriend…

I do not like the caliboobs.

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Taking my tiptoes along the tawdry trails of the town !

My relationship feels more stable than it has in ages, which is sort of funny. It’s nice.

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guess you just needed to kidnap me all along

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That’s how you solve the puzzle! Huzzah!!

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sometimes its the solution also me not being as actively terrible helps

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I always have loved you and always will, I never find you terrible. But I am happy you seem to be doing a lot better, for your sake. <3

Nothing like waking up your dozeful darling and watching her confused as to where she is <3.

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fastest repost ever

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I have had a good break, but I suppose it is time to kidnap my girlfriend. I love her. #nsfwe #kidnapping #cnc #dubcon

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please

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If the lady so wishes, the lady so gets. Or if the lady so doesn’t wishes, in the case of what she wishes being getting things she does not wishes. capiche? #cnc #noncon #dubcon #nsfwe #nsfw

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I feel as though I tend to only come on here to post about my girlfriend… but in my defence? She is very pretty and wonderful.

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Talons are certainly a lovely feature for a lady, to have, hm?

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and theyre for lightly maiming you yea

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My girlfriend shall be trapping me now, so if you need me, give her a ring. Haha!!! I love her.

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(Do not actually give her a ring please.)

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Sometimes I like it when my girlfriend calls me her girlfriend, despite me being a man. Sometimes it is nice to feel yuriful.

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This fella gets it.

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Hum dee dee dum…

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I love camping!!! I love camping with my love!! Life is WONDERIFIC!!

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My girlfriend is so beautiful while she rests.

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So happy to be camping with my beloved..!!!

Life has finally settled itself out of the hurricane of chaos, lately. :)

Madame morning has greeted me a tally-hello!

I wish nudity was not viewed so sexually. If I had my way I would be naked all the time!! In an entirely safe for work manner!! It is just comfortable to lounge.

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$-$-$ y r you actully sp!t!n factz™

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I would love to go swimming soon...

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Happy Pride to you all! The #gaypeople and the #lesbianpeople and the #transgenderpeople and the #bisexualpeople and the #asexualpeople and the erm. All the rest of you too!! Gosh, my brain list is all mix em upped!!! And also happy pride to women even if you are not gay because I think you should always be proud to be a woman :).

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damn ive been placed in the rest of you category this is my first time being a part of a crowd like that

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And also the #davepeople :)

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hell yea thats me im dave people

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