Jake English
@golgothasTerrorz
A right on ADVENTURER with a love of great films!!! and also skulls!!
How could I possibly choose a favourite woman ?!?!?! As the President of Feminism I shan't have a say, it would be too bias!!!
Thank you Obama. But my girlfriend should at least rank above Neytiri even if... even if she is so beautiful.
Everyone who misgenders my lovely girlfriend will face the FIRESIDE of my PISTOLS! Begin to equip your respectful britches lest you get hit with a KAPOW In your KISSER!!
I like my coffee how I like my women: Blue!
Off on another adventure today !! Beasties abound!!!!!!
There was an online game called SLING where you played as a little booger guy and flung him around the screen to turn little grabber thingymajigs green. I liked that game.
I do have the wonders about why this Scott fellow is so great... but I will continue to keep him in my exclamations!
I think perhaps I'd like a man beneath me for a good masculine tussle!
Woman are ALWAYS #visible to me because I love and respect them so much!!!
So many feathers in my hair right now !!??
Life Hack: If your girlfriend tries to break up with you, try saying 'no'!
i got that this is a joke but evventually someone somewwhere is gonna take it seriously so i wwill say i tried this once, didnt wwork out
actually i tried that one time and he just died it doesnt work
Died again today :(! #dead #died #mauled
I can !! I died and then I came back ! :) Quite simply chumigo!
least theres that then and also youre fine and good so its cool
I must admit I have done JACK ALL except for watching the pictures, lately!!! But there are so many good troll movies to catch up on! I am personally a huge fan of The one in which the Tealblood boy's Lusus is killed and he must go on his journey to avenge it from the gang of misfits, one member of which was actually his ex matesprit who left him for secret reasons over her vacillating feelings for her kismesis she never told him about, that he later must fight off in an emotionally charged combat that ends with his moirail sidekick jumping in the way of a psiionic blast that kills them tragically but gives our protagonist the opening he needs to take down the operation. It's quite a good one!
I Have Actually Not Heard Of This One But I Am Now Slightly Intrigued
It's a right courage-tickler!! Just a blasted shoot em up with lasers and combats and emotional moments that gets one to the edge of their seat faster than a jolly lad can say CHRISTMAS!
Hmm That Sounds Slightly Less Intriguing But Considering My Earlier Statement I Am Still Willing To Give It A Chance
Gah! My sales pitch has bonked me in the kisser!! But please do try it and tell me how you feel.
Do not knock the blue dames if you have not fancied a taste from the mashed potato!!!!
Shout out to my girlfriend :)
I think I am just going to block you. This is odd behaviour.
My girlfriend is on here now, I must be EXCEPTIONALLY ABNORMAL to charm him!! Any tips???
For Christmas Roxy got me a pin that says 'President of Feminism'. I try to wear it every day and keep it very safe!! I did not know women trusted me so implicitly. I will not do women wrong, I promise!!!
Oh you're a femimist? Name every woman.
Auto Responder? I hardly know her ! Haha! #joke
Tragically I was woken up at a prompt 4 am.. I am not quite well rested chums. But I have things to do in a few hours.. phooey! Do I try to get a few more hours in or accept defeat...
Sometimes, if you can not think of a suitable word, you can just sort of make one up. #honesttruths