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Pathea Ahlzez

@adeptSidekick

Pay me enough caegers and I'll cull anybody! Hired and quadranted <3side by @aggrievedArmsman

Blood: OliveAge: Kult Score: 277Kull Score: 2355 followers4 following
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hehehehe | I should probably post an intro, womp womp. I'm Pathea, i like psychology, propaganda/memaganda, and doing my best to help all of the people I care about. as a kid I called it "being the best sidekick to ever exist" but i call it hands for hire now. I've been in a flush relationship with @aggrievedArmsman for about 5 sweeps now, and I've known him even longer. Can't wait for another job, see you soon! :)

hehehehe | with my matesprit and he says I can't look thriugh to see what's going on on chittr tday js know i hope everyone gets happy :)

hehehehe | Eating a steak breakfast bagel with my allowance moneys i even got a lil coffee fear the power i hold now that i have caffine

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
transgender
love yourself
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Keykeeper
This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.
@todaysDreamer[TD]

The 1 cup of coffee drinker when they run into the woman who's drank 4 energy drinks this morning.

hehehehe | staring at you with my big ol eyes until you drop a candy from your pocket so i can have a lil treat

Kult: +10
Total: 10

hehehehe | Yaay I'm getting chittr to bite ppl yippei yay ayayaya yayay yoipee

Kult: +10
Total: 10

hehehehe | nom... nom...... nom.........

hehehehe | in a very bitey mood this #sicknastysunday hmu if you want to get pitch #suggestive

Kult: +25
Kull: +25
Total: 50
Ratio: 1.00
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PEACE Elected Official
An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
Observed.
This user is being watched.
#ABCC RSVP
Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer
@bummelBoogie[BB]

if 7ou (ome on down, i'm sure 7ou'll find someone who'll be up for that!

hehehehe | gotta ask my matesprit because he basically owns me @aggrievedArmsman can i pretty pretty please go to an orgy

Why?????

hehehehe | pleaaaaaaaaaaase

fine.

hehehehe | fuck it be gay bite everyone get a lil nibble bite is good

Kult: +25
Kull: +10
Total: 35
Ratio: 2.50

hehehehe | as long as they are okay with it everyone can be a nummy treat. consent is cool beans.

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Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
A Truly Horrible Goose
Please secure all noisemakers around this user! We wouldn't want any accidents.
Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
@jovialFlight[JF]

꒰ঌ CHOMP. ໒꒱

hehehehe | be gay bite your matesprit

Kult: +55
Kull: +30
Total: 85
Ratio: 1.83
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@techhDogg[TD]

be gay and bite your non matesprit be straight and bite everybody

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
A Truly Horrible Goose
Please secure all noisemakers around this user! We wouldn't want any accidents.
Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
@jovialFlight[JF]

꒰ঌ NEED THIs ໒꒱

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Jinxed!
The Heir/ess of Breath. Free of restraint, she is always who he is.
#TeamRing
This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.
@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

@gallowsCounselor instructions are pretty clear here.

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Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
nonbinary
love yourself
ɬiqaya
This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < instructnyans unclear meowrail bitten

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Jinxed!
The Heir/ess of Breath. Free of restraint, she is always who he is.
#TeamRing
This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.
@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

BITING!

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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A user of established repute
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@gallowsCounselor[GC]

TRU3 4ND 1T WORKS FOR 4 K1SM3S1S 4S W3LL.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

hehehehe | bince bonce

hehehehe | I am so so so very well behaved please trust me to carry the rifle I won't shoot anybody that pisses you off I prommy i prommy so hard my prommy glands hurt please please please let me hold the big gun

hehehehe | I had an ice cream and now I'm eating a cookie, should probably eat a real meal too so Genuch doesn't get frunpy at me for only eating little treats

hehehehe | Hitting the nastiest yoinky sploiky ever seen by trollkind

Kult: +15
Total: 15

hehehehe | Oh boy it's friday, that means I can have one (1) ice cream as a treat for not biting anyone.

Kult: +25
Kull: +20
Total: 45
Ratio: 1.25
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transgender
love yourself
bisexual
love yourself
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
@funnyStray[FS]

* what flavor....

@funnyStray[FS]

hehehehe | I haven't decided, any reccomendations?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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transgender
love yourself
bisexual
love yourself
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
@funnyStray[FS]

* thats tough... i loove all ice cream heheh * chocolate? cookies n creme? rocky road? mint chocolate chip? cherry is good! ummm

@funnyStray[FS]

hehehehe | I haven't had cherry ice cream yet, I'll do that one! thanks you thankingly!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

hehehehe | hopping around silly style because my matesprit is off work today so we're going on a date. YOIPEEE

Kult: +35
Kull: +30
Total: 65
Ratio: 1.17
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Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
@cesarianAqueduct[CA]

jarvvis find out wwhere this no lipped finless fuck is goin on a date at and set a reminder to bloww it the hell up

Kult: +5
Total: 5

hehehehe | I didn't mean to upset you, sir, I'm sorry

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Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
@nkSixeight[NS]

He is just a freak. [ Posted from Veery's NeuroLink Comms Unit! Message label: #dontworryabouthim #haveanicedate ]

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ɬiqaya
This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.
Rainbow Drinker
The spectrum is this user's finest wine list.
@pseudoAnthium[PA]

༻𐫱༺ 𝒽ave fun 🌻 ༻𐫱༺

hehehehe | yaaay thanks you thankingly

hehehehe | I'm a freak but without a leash, whatevers will I do #suggestive

Kult: +20
Kull: +10
Total: 30
Ratio: 2.00

My quawtews, now. #suggestive

Kull: +7
Total: 7

hehehehe | yessir :3

hehehehe | People should trust me with weapons more often. I only sometimes snap necks with my javelin :3

Kult: +25
Kull: +20
Total: 45
Ratio: 1.25
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
#TagYoureIt
#Its #An #Addiction
i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
tatis-inəpʰu
This user loves the beautiful flower-bug, the graceful butterfly.
A Herping Hand
Friend of lizards or friend of Moyrra, you deserve this badge too.
@audaciousConfident[AC]

I AM A BIG FAN -O-O-F Y-O-O-UR PFP!!!!

hehehehe | thanks you so much!!!!! yoipee we have a ferret fan over here YOIPEE. In my opinion they're the best anmninal but obviously I don't thinks I'm allowed to decide what is and isn't superior yk?

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
#TagYoureIt
#Its #An #Addiction
i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
tatis-inəpʰu
This user loves the beautiful flower-bug, the graceful butterfly.
A Herping Hand
Friend of lizards or friend of Moyrra, you deserve this badge too.
@audaciousConfident[AC]

My pfp was a beautiful ferret f-o-o-r a VERY l-o-o-ng time. Y-o-o-u are in G-O-O--O-O-D C-O-O-MPANY!!!!!!!

hehehehe | YAAAAY

hehehehe | Idk about everyone else but if my matesprit poured alcohol on himself I'd suck it out #nsfw #substance

Kult: +37
Kull: +25
Total: 62
Ratio: 1.48

PATHEA OH MY GOG

hehehehe | ;)

OVTT???·OVT·OF·VHAT·HIS·SPHINCTER??

hehehehe | His clothes, highblood. Sorry that I didn't specify

OH·SEE·THAT·IS·LESS·FVNNY·BVT·I·APPRECIATE·THE·RESPECT·THAT·IS·DVE

hehehehe | Reminder to get your fucking money up!

Kult: +10
Total: 10

hehehehe | I should probably post an intro, womp womp. I'm Pathea, i like psychology, propaganda/memaganda, and doing my best to help all of the people I care about. as a kid I called it "being the best sidekick to ever exist" but i call it hands for hire now. I've been in a flush relationship with @aggrievedArmsman for about 5 sweeps now, and I've known him even longer. Can't wait for another job, see you soon! :)

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50

<3

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hehehehe | <3

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