Pathea Ahlzez
@adeptSidekick
Pay me enough caegers and I'll cull anybody! Hired and quadranted <3side by @aggrievedArmsman
hehehehe | with my matesprit and he says I can't look thriugh to see what's going on on chittr tday js know i hope everyone gets happy :)
hehehehe | Eating a steak breakfast bagel with my allowance moneys i even got a lil coffee fear the power i hold now that i have caffine
The 1 cup of coffee drinker when they run into the woman who's drank 4 energy drinks this morning.
hehehehe | staring at you with my big ol eyes until you drop a candy from your pocket so i can have a lil treat
hehehehe | Yaay I'm getting chittr to bite ppl yippei yay ayayaya yayay yoipee
hehehehe | in a very bitey mood this #sicknastysunday hmu if you want to get pitch #suggestive
if 7ou (ome on down, i'm sure 7ou'll find someone who'll be up for that!
hehehehe | gotta ask my matesprit because he basically owns me @aggrievedArmsman can i pretty pretty please go to an orgy
hehehehe | fuck it be gay bite everyone get a lil nibble bite is good
hehehehe | as long as they are okay with it everyone can be a nummy treat. consent is cool beans.
hehehehe | be gay bite your matesprit
be gay and bite your non matesprit be straight and bite everybody
@gallowsCounselor instructions are pretty clear here.
hehehehe | I am so so so very well behaved please trust me to carry the rifle I won't shoot anybody that pisses you off I prommy i prommy so hard my prommy glands hurt please please please let me hold the big gun
hehehehe | I had an ice cream and now I'm eating a cookie, should probably eat a real meal too so Genuch doesn't get frunpy at me for only eating little treats
hehehehe | Hitting the nastiest yoinky sploiky ever seen by trollkind
hehehehe | Oh boy it's friday, that means I can have one (1) ice cream as a treat for not biting anyone.
* thats tough... i loove all ice cream heheh * chocolate? cookies n creme? rocky road? mint chocolate chip? cherry is good! ummm
hehehehe | I haven't had cherry ice cream yet, I'll do that one! thanks you thankingly!
hehehehe | hopping around silly style because my matesprit is off work today so we're going on a date. YOIPEEE
jarvvis find out wwhere this no lipped finless fuck is goin on a date at and set a reminder to bloww it the hell up
He is just a freak. [ Posted from Veery's NeuroLink Comms Unit! Message label: #dontworryabouthim #haveanicedate ]
hehehehe | I'm a freak but without a leash, whatevers will I do #suggestive
My quawtews, now. #suggestive
hehehehe | People should trust me with weapons more often. I only sometimes snap necks with my javelin :3
hehehehe | thanks you so much!!!!! yoipee we have a ferret fan over here YOIPEE. In my opinion they're the best anmninal but obviously I don't thinks I'm allowed to decide what is and isn't superior yk?
My pfp was a beautiful ferret f-o-o-r a VERY l-o-o-ng time. Y-o-o-u are in G-O-O--O-O-D C-O-O-MPANY!!!!!!!
hehehehe | Idk about everyone else but if my matesprit poured alcohol on himself I'd suck it out #nsfw #substance
hehehehe | Reminder to get your fucking money up!
hehehehe | I should probably post an intro, womp womp. I'm Pathea, i like psychology, propaganda/memaganda, and doing my best to help all of the people I care about. as a kid I called it "being the best sidekick to ever exist" but i call it hands for hire now. I've been in a flush relationship with @aggrievedArmsman for about 5 sweeps now, and I've known him even longer. Can't wait for another job, see you soon! :)