Pathea Ahlzez
@adeptSidekick
Pay me enough caegers and I'll cull anybody! Hired and quadranted <3side by @aggrievedArmsman
Seeing what's going on is making me question things. I need to wog off. Gwowy to The Empiwe.
hehehehe | Love maybe you should question things like why this has to happen. I'm not a revolutuionist but I want you to ask yourself why the rules are in place
No. The wuwes awe meant to be fowwowed. The Empiwe stays togethew because of ouw wuwes, without them we awe nothing.
hehehehe | But why. Tell me why they're like that? Why do only certain people get certain things?
hehehehe | in a very bitey mood this #sicknastysunday hmu if you want to get pitch #suggestive
if 7ou (ome on down, i'm sure 7ou'll find someone who'll be up for that!
hehehehe | gotta ask my matesprit because he basically owns me @aggrievedArmsman can i pretty pretty please go to an orgy
Nothing makes me mowe entewtained than seeing my matespwit getting bitey on chittw. Good. Saves my awm fwom getting hunted.
hehehehe | Oh boy it's friday, that means I can have one (1) ice cream as a treat for not biting anyone.
* what flavor....
* thats tough... i loove all ice cream heheh * chocolate? cookies n creme? rocky road? mint chocolate chip? cherry is good! ummm
hehehehe | I haven't had cherry ice cream yet, I'll do that one! thanks you thankingly!
Peopwe that teww me I shouwdn't tawk about my matespwit wike a pet haven't met hew face to face. She wikes getting picked up by the shiwt cowwaw and cawwied awound, wiww stawt hopping up and down if she smewws snacks in youw pocket, wiww make noises at you to get youw attention. I'm not demeaning hew she's just wike that.
hehehehe | hopping around silly style because my matesprit is off work today so we're going on a date. YOIPEEE
jarvvis find out wwhere this no lipped finless fuck is goin on a date at and set a reminder to bloww it the hell up
༻𐫱༺ 𝒽ave fun 🌻 ༻𐫱༺
hehehehe | I'm a freak but without a leash, whatevers will I do #suggestive
My quawtews, now. #suggestive
I'm not saying that I condone the cuwwent activity of today but what I am saying is I want @adeptSidekick to twy this wine I've been tawking about and theoweticawwy speaking wouwd wish to know what fabwic wouwdn't affect the taste. #suggestive
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hehehehe | exactly what I'm sayingf, sir/ma'am/highblood (I can't find where your pronouns are so I used all of em)
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hehehehe | I meant the part about it being a form of sacrificial love, highblood. I'm really sorry i didn't mena to upset you :(
hehehehe | People should trust me with weapons more often. I only sometimes snap necks with my javelin :3
I AM A BIG FAN -O-O-F Y-O-O-UR PFP!!!!
hehehehe | thanks you so much!!!!! yoipee we have a ferret fan over here YOIPEE. In my opinion they're the best anmninal but obviously I don't thinks I'm allowed to decide what is and isn't superior yk?
My pfp was a beautiful ferret f-o-o-r a VERY l-o-o-ng time. Y-o-o-u are in G-O-O--O-O-D C-O-O-MPANY!!!!!!!
hehehehe | Idk about everyone else but if my matesprit poured alcohol on himself I'd suck it out #nsfw #substance
hehehehe | I should probably post an intro, womp womp. I'm Pathea, i like psychology, propaganda/memaganda, and doing my best to help all of the people I care about. as a kid I called it "being the best sidekick to ever exist" but i call it hands for hire now. I've been in a flush relationship with @aggrievedArmsman for about 5 sweeps now, and I've known him even longer. Can't wait for another job, see you soon! :)