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D --> I have found the best way to relieve tension and avoid the temptations of flesh is through battle with constructs of steel D --> Getting good and sweaty from a battle and being dominated by another can provide the same %static relief as clima% in many cases #nofap #genmatretention
D --> Abstaining from the temptation of masturbation and self pleasure has been the most beneficial part of my training D --> I am STRONG D --> Moreso than I ever was when I gave into the temptation of self pleasure D --> Now I fight to release the my se%ual energy and tension as it is a much more efficient way to get your b100d pumping D --> Genetic Material retention is the correct way to function, do not spill if it is not for the Empires collection #nofap #genmatretention
CHITTR: FINANCIALLY IT FREE BṴT SPIRITṴALLY QṴITE COSTLY
CHITTR THEORETICALLY CORRODES THE SOUL LIKE HOW MAHJONG DOES.
I have been reminded that to some, violence IS art. I need a moment to reflect on this lapse in judgement.
i remember postin abt bein naked and u said proof n then was like "i didnt mean to post dat!!!" 8888) #nsfw
I didn't knoow what yuri i'm suppoosed too draw soo i made myself a girl hoope that's ookay @hemooptysisCyanide is that enoough too make yoou foorgive me foor whatever the fuck i did too yoou i doon't wanna fight anymoore
࣪⊹₊˚{ FOUR THE RECORD.... winning is literally #hicaricore }9u9{ }u3u{ #yessss #gillboss #manifestation }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ theyre waiting four your solo! you MISSED IT, bee tee glubs }._.{ #fail #youfourkedup }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Hmu i need a poowerful psioonic too coollaboorate soo we can transmit bad vibes too peoople i find annooying. Nootice hoow i specified that it's oonly the peoople *i* find annooying because if it was oobjective i woould be a target toooo
think I'vE bEEn thrOUgh thErE a few tImEs yEAh. mAybE i got sOmE gas mOnEy off ya OncE.
⚇ Elixirs 27:3 ⚇ "Only thing that seems to fix the hurt anymore is crackin' these shits open. Chug back a Cotton Candy and everything fades out into a sugar buzz and I can feel shitty about the stomach ache rather than the bullshit 'round me. Amen to the fixer of all motherfucking problems." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture #Substance #ButNotReallyBecauseFaygoIsn'tAlcoholicOrWhatever #YouJustDrankItSpiked ⚇
HAWK POOAH. SHIT ON THAT THANG. #NSFW #NSFWE
uh / ok?
>>| sorry. .i love being weird. .it's my passion. .a desire to mute by boring .emotions.
>>| .uhhh. you want to pail with me? roughly? just say .it normal way. .or .is .it .a pitch flirt? #nsfw
/pp𝐋 b 𝐋ike 𝐋earn history ok u mean a𝐋ternian 𝐋ores𝐋op 𝐋o𝐋
[|87 :: Vulturf;sh dad has been fed. 1 had to put h;m ;n a overs;zed berry eat;n dome cuz he's gett;n bl00d and v;scera everywhere. Though 1 w;ll adm;t ;t ;s qu;te funny how much he resembles the parrot ;n th;s p;cture at the moment. https://assets3.thr;ll;st.com/v1/;mage/3091224/792x1291/scale;webp=auto;jpeg_qual;ty=60.jpg #gore #horror
couldnt help but notice howv vweak the guys stream vwas from the next stall ovwer so i recommended he start doing kegels. yup. thatll havwe you fucking your 400 lb vwife like shes a sleek 250. #nsfwv
Some of you seem to have hailed from the Land of Loudmouths, Caterwauling, and Obnoxious Windbags. Because you are reigning strong over LOLCOW.
Fallmutual
okay afterw many many boxes in many many blocks in which i did not rwealize i had so much shit i mean i do like to collect things but wow i surwprwised myself and brwiefly i had to crwawl my way out of an inadverwtent avalanche of action figurwes and the like and it was brwutal but i surwvived as i always do and i have finally found objective evidence of the fact that i am not frwiendless rwead it and weep haterws a picturwe is worwth a thousand worwds and this is the only one i have because the grween one in the middle lalium torwnet does not like photos which is fine because you know what we have something alrweady forw keeping memorwies it s called a thinkpan and the otherw one is saluus vunderw and she just can t rweally stand forw long so it makes posing a bitch genderw neutrwal to do so this is rweally the only one i have but one is enough so everwyone can suck it it being the photo ⠀
that is a good theorwy maybe it is like cuteness aggrwession i am unforwtunately too cute and they cannot handle it like an integerw overwflow so they turwn to immense violence but waaaaaaaaaaah that is my trwagic curwse waaaaaaaaaaah i am too beautiful and they all hate me forw it forw no good rweason waaaaaaaaaaah
࣪⊹₊˚{ im feeling nicies + generous + lowtideuinelyyyy a little conciliatory rn }*3*{ SOOOO here are some #cullquette affirmations four the dash befoure firstlight <3333 }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i am worthy of pity + hatred }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i am worthy of rest + repose }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ if i culled him he probably deserved it }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ if you cant remember why you culled him thats okay }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ if all the screaming started to sound the same after a while thats okay }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ none of this matters anymore. the worlds already fourfeit }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ everyone in this dicehall can see your body glitter }*7*{ }*7*{ }*7*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ geeeenuinelyyyy.... they literally ALWAYS say this }9_9{ + THEY LITERALLY NEVER MEAN IT }*_*{ }*_*{ }*_*{ #whomeansit #cullquette #glubblogger #violethysteria }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Worse by the light. (( #rosessketchbook ))
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Ehehehehehehee www.hat sort? @^@"
okay everwyone else unlike it except me so we can fix this simple
-O-O-h!!! Y-o-o-u are saying meaningless things! Because I am a "bitch"!!!! Classic Cl-o-o-wn
♤ Deplorable. ♡
EITHER JOIN OR WATCH YOU LITTLE FUCKING HERETIC.
Shit they goot me they finally realized i set this pfp noot because i like my beastsoona very much but because i'm a fucking spider using it too lure and catch unsuspecting prey in my digital pervert web soorry guys these hips (& tits) doo lie
D --> Checking in. https://i.postimg.cc/0jMp2FgT/IMG-1247.jpg #nsfw
D --> Things are heated at the oil wrestling match. #nsfw
Your name is HILDAH THUBAN. God DAMN do you love your job. Even amongst your ELITELY mirthful peers, you are a CHAMPION of SUBJUGGLATION and a DECORATED RINGMASTER of your own tent in the Dark Carnival. You are the CHOSEN HEROINE of the mythical dragon RESHIRAM, and with the blazing blue flare of TRUTH behind your ROTATING BIZARSENAL, there is nothing that any SCUMSUCKING IDEALIST GUTTERBLOOD can do to stop you. From your spiraling tower, you help to maintain the peace of your assigned colony, POMON. Unless you're in the mood to disturb it, which is as OCCASIONAL as it is your MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHRIGHT. You like to engage in the cultural zeitgeist that dominates your planet's professional, recreational, and economical spheres, FIDUSPAWN; you are as formidable of a beast on the MAKE-BELIEVE BATTLEFIELD as you are on the REAL ONE. The WARRIOR'S BURDEN also follows you home when you aren't at work or at play, forcing you into nightly WRANGLING SESSIONS between YOURSELF, your FIERY, OVERBOARING MOTHER, and your CO-GLADIATOR. This often results in you walking away SOOT-FACED and SINGED TO SHIT, though your unruly mane grows back unrealistically fast. You enjoy yourself a good CONCERT, catching the early-morning GAME on the PROPAGANDA BOX, and long STALKS on UNDELLA BEACH. You're told you have a TOOTHY smile, even when you manage to keep your mouth shut. :oX Your trolltag is achromaticCrusade [AC] and you type with the GUTTUЯRAL GЯROWL of a woman who WANTS FOЯR _OTHING. STOP ASKI_G. (( Lore overview to be added in replies! )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cd140be0a19c.jpg
i hope now you arwe morwe awarwe of the powerw dynamics between me and you you being the viewerw rweading this in which i rweign suprweme in most cirwcumstances due to my self evident prwetty prwivilege ugly people have no choice in life but to be nice in orwderw to suck up and not be shunned on account of theirw rwevolting appearwance but luckily forw me i have no such uggy ultimatum an uggymatum if you will
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dude. your quirk. does not make that word look good.
࣪⊹₊˚{ IM NOT OWNED!!!! SHUT UP! IM NOT!!!! }꩜ᯅ꩜{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I doon't care foor yoou. I have 30k kull and twoo dooubloooons
Lik£, b£ach photo from my lik£, most r£c£nt offic£ trip! Lik£ totally lik£, thank you to all my lik£ favourit£s who lik£, t£nd£d to my n££ds lik£, as usual lik£, LMAO. Also lik£ a big thank you to @gangstasCrossbon£s for b£ing lik£ totally lik£, on£ of my favourit£ lik£ trolls lik£, ATM. <3 Lik£, totally lik£, way too kind!!! https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/b£achvo£.png
࣪⊹₊˚{ IM NOT EVEN CHASING YOU }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ ALL I SAID WAS THAT YOUR ANCESTOR COULD GET IT! WHICH MEANS NOTHIIIING! }*□*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
CHIITTR ABORTED II HAVE TO CANCEL EVERYTHIING II HAVE TO DELETE MY ACCOUNT THAT WAS THE WORST POSSIIBLE TYPO IIN THE WORLD IIT IIS OVER II AM SO DONE II AM FIINIISHED
im sooooooo sleepy sleepy sleepy i cant sleep though >XD
Oh no no, the hip sizes are merely exaggerated for the picture. The hips in the background are merely a bonus peek to what I was aiming to show, that being the drink/coffee order~
atta girl
I'm always practicing my smile! ▾ https://cdn.imgchest.c▣m/files/1ad77b65a975.png
↗️IN ANOTHER LIFE, I AM CERTAIN THE BOTH OF US WERE OVERWEIGHT, 20-SWEEP EAST ALTERNIAN SALARYTROLLS.↗️ ↘️we would get↘️ ➡️beers➡️ ↘️together↘️ ↗️AND WE BOTH COMMITTED AUTOCULLING AFTER BEING LAID OFF.↗️ ↘️that is why we are the close associates we are now.↘️
I believed the preferred term is caucasian.
[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚝-𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝙰𝚕𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝙿𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚝𝚜:] ✅ 𝚃𝚁𝚄𝙴 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚝𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝙷𝚎𝚛 𝙶𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝙴𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎. 𝙸𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚍𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚢, 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚙𝚞𝚛𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚎. Ψ 𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴. Ψ
I'm just g-o-o-ing t-o-o- make him run a few laps ar-o-o-und the lake tbh.
⊹₊˚{ waaaait okay titwitch was a little funny }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Much of Uesugi Karkat's early life is completely unknown. Due to his total hemoanonymity over the many sweeps of his time in East Alternia, it cannot be deduced what province, prefecture, or continent he hailed from before his sudden arrival in Trollshiwara, the famous red light district of Troll Edo. What remains consistent is this — he arrived as a foreigner who did not speak the language, seemingly fallen out of the sky and into the cart of a local brothel owner. The owner was purportedly so taken with his boyish beauty and gap moe tsundere personality that he immediately set him to work as a courtesan within his business. It was here that Uesugi Karkat was first referred to by his East Alternian title, the AKATSUKI. Under the strict tutelage of the other courtesans, he learned to dance, sing, play music, pour tea with delicately trembling wrists, feign laughter at unfunny jokes, and weaponize the nape of his nugstalk in the way that an anglerfish lures its prey into its abyssal maw. However, accounts from the other brothel workers say that he was too ornery and foul-mouthed to do any of these things without erupting with rage. He did, however, learn the local language with surprising acuity, and the courtesans were deeply impressed with his natural propensity for writing romantic long-form poetry. Furthermore, rather than selling his concupiscent services as a low-ranking courtesan was expected to, the Akatsuki was supposedly so renowned for his talents as a pale quadrant advisor and ashen mediator that guests of some of the highest castes in Troll Edo sought him out solely for his comfort and advice. No information on the Akatsuki's hemocaste could be discerned during this time, due to never once shedding his genetic material with any customer or courtesan alike. In fact, so preternatural was his ability to touch the pusher of a customer without ever shedding his kimono that within three sweeps, he had already reached the prestigious rank among courtesans of a Boiran (boy oiran), which offered him considerable wealth and empowered him with the right to turn away any offer made in poor taste, even if they were of a higher-blooded caste. It was due to this prestige that he was later discovered by his next wealthy benefactor, who was the leader of a troupe of Grubuki actors, and began his next career as the ONNAGATA. Attached is one of the most popularly sold woodblock-print wall scrolls of his likeness, titled "Delicious Fucking Shit," for the ambiguity of its referral to either the grub-tempura or the courtesan himself. More of Uesugi Karkat's history to come in the following chitts. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/17e0aad9aa46.png #uesugikarkat
-=[nooo youure just havving reaction withdrawals ittsokay maybe hell have merrcy if you ask himm x-)_☺]=-
=oXO i don,t think it,s something you need to know that badly'' what if he has a skin condition and bringing it up is upsetting¿ it,s not nice'''''' =oXO
i'm sorry thin6s ain't 6oin' well posnah... but if that wannabe priCk aCtually tries t'make 6ood on his threat, y'6ot me 'n' the team baCkin' you up. here for ya friend. u◡u
>>| .expressing words towards me, .only have .a half .of meaning behind. .if you really... .uhhh. want to .own me. then show me. .i've taken purplebloods such .as you .in many .oh so different ways. from raping, pailing to hitting, choking. from dinngers to circus visiting. what you have to show your .ownage .over me. please, my hear ducts .are wide .open. .i'm .all here to listen to you .and .only you. show me the path. let you be my guide to your .unusual .and wild .adventures .of yours. please. show me. do .it. what stops you? words. do not fool yourself. .i'm waiting. .and waiting.
Mosd diabolical dhing I've heard said in music has god do be referring do pardicularly bodacious rear ends as "Fardies". Do nod call dhem dhad.
I will not be doing that
I'm gunna pop ssome tagss
i got a pic https://file.garden/Y7aC53D2MDcSl4Co/condy%20making%20misc%20uncs%20spew%20toxins.png
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა binkii⁀does⁀not⁀want⁀to⁀be⁀weird⁀but⁀it⁀is⁀silly⁀to⁀care⁀what⁀caste⁀is⁀posting. like⁀oh⁀a⁀bunch⁀of⁀yellows⁀are⁀posting. and? they⁀ha(V)e⁀things⁀to⁀say! we⁀all⁀do.
Thii2 ii2 the 2cariie2t of 2uch te2t re2ult2 II have ever been forwarded.
>>| .i don't .understand. .i just feel my blood pusher pumping .and the need to .express my feelings .out loud. that .is .all.
Don't forget to hit me in the bulge on your way out.
> da1ly rem1nder 1 may be an anarch1st-1ncl1ned 1nd1v1dual wh0 1s all f0r rebell10n and upr1s1ng. but 1 am n0t here f0r mass murder. break the cycle, d0 n0t perpetuate 1t.
🐾fellas i doN't thiNk i'm goNNa be makiN' it to the Next gig with all this cryPtic talk x( bUt a gal is goNNa keeP PUshiN', cUz this is her PassioN! #NotvagUe #somethiNgaboUtclUrch? hehe,
🐾httPs://i.Postimg.cc/9q5qyl5m/dog-coNfUsed-dog-gif.gif hehe,