♠ hated by @theolepsyCabaret
$-$-$ save a blloon blow a clown #clown4lyfe #nsfw™
O)( no! I'll send TWO playtoons! 38(
D --> Abstaining from the temptation of masturbation and self pleasure has been the most beneficial part of my training D --> I am STRONG D --> Moreso than I ever was when I gave into the temptation of self pleasure D --> Now I fight to release the my se%ual energy and tension as it is a much more efficient way to get your b100d pumping D --> Genetic Material retention is the correct way to function, do not spill if it is not for the Empires collection #nofap #genmatretention
CHITTR: FINANCIALLY IT FREE BṴT SPIRITṴALLY QṴITE COSTLY
CHITTR THEORETICALLY CORRODES THE SOUL LIKE HOW MAHJONG DOES.
I have been reminded that to some, violence IS art. I need a moment to reflect on this lapse in judgement.
people say i'm washeDD bu♀ ♀he fac♀ is i haven'♀ properly washeDD in sweeps
Sigh.. Today is terrible. Absoluutely nno redeeminng quualities.
povv you try embracin me in your seesawwin girllimbs to find that you can fit your girlmitts round my wwaist wwith ease fightin my fluster i tilt your hairless chin upwward forcin you to look at me oh eri you sigh youre wwatchin me like im a baby bleetbeast strugglin to find its balance there are big juicy inferiblood tears in your bulbs you press your cheek against my bony sternum shudderin as you snot all ovver my imperial garb it is an unacceptable transgression but i decide to spare you i wwill alwways spare you you say please let me make you a sandwwich you poor thin
Hmu i need a poowerful psioonic too coollaboorate soo we can transmit bad vibes too peoople i find annooying. Nootice hoow i specified that it's oonly the peoople *i* find annooying because if it was oobjective i woould be a target toooo
࣪⊹₊˚{ #nowplaying #currentmood }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⚇ Elixirs 27:3 ⚇ "Only thing that seems to fix the hurt anymore is crackin' these shits open. Chug back a Cotton Candy and everything fades out into a sugar buzz and I can feel shitty about the stomach ache rather than the bullshit 'round me. Amen to the fixer of all motherfucking problems." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture #Substance #ButNotReallyBecauseFaygoIsn'tAlcoholicOrWhatever #YouJustDrankItSpiked ⚇
HAWK POOAH. SHIT ON THAT THANG. #NSFW #NSFWE
hehehehe | exactly what I'm sayingf, sir/ma'am/highblood (I can't find where your pronouns are so I used all of em)
[|87 :: Vulturf;sh dad has been fed. 1 had to put h;m ;n a overs;zed berry eat;n dome cuz he's gett;n bl00d and v;scera everywhere. Though 1 w;ll adm;t ;t ;s qu;te funny how much he resembles the parrot ;n th;s p;cture at the moment. https://assets3.thr;ll;st.com/v1/;mage/3091224/792x1291/scale;webp=auto;jpeg_qual;ty=60.jpg #gore #horror
couldnt help but notice howv vweak the guys stream vwas from the next stall ovwer so i recommended he start doing kegels. yup. thatll havwe you fucking your 400 lb vwife like shes a sleek 250. #nsfwv
Some of you seem to have hailed from the Land of Loudmouths, Caterwauling, and Obnoxious Windbags. Because you are reigning strong over LOLCOW.
g[i]rl wh[a]t [i]n th[e] n[a]m[e] [o]f )([i]c h[e]rs[e]lf [i]s th[i]s? ch[a]t, g[e]t th[i]s b[i]tch c[u]ll[e]d f[o]r h[e]r [i]nc[a]p[a]b[i]l[i]ty t[o] p[a]rt[i]c[i]p[a]t[e] [i]n p[o]lyq[ua]dr[a]nt dyn[a]m[i]cs
Fallmutual
okay afterw many many boxes in many many blocks in which i did not rwealize i had so much shit i mean i do like to collect things but wow i surwprwised myself and brwiefly i had to crwawl my way out of an inadverwtent avalanche of action figurwes and the like and it was brwutal but i surwvived as i always do and i have finally found objective evidence of the fact that i am not frwiendless rwead it and weep haterws a picturwe is worwth a thousand worwds and this is the only one i have because the grween one in the middle lalium torwnet does not like photos which is fine because you know what we have something alrweady forw keeping memorwies it s called a thinkpan and the otherw one is saluus vunderw and she just can t rweally stand forw long so it makes posing a bitch genderw neutrwal to do so this is rweally the only one i have but one is enough so everwyone can suck it it being the photo ⠀
i called her on the phone and she touched herself she touched herself she touched herself i called her on the phone and she touched herself i laughed myself to sleep #lyricsposting #nsfvw
࣪⊹₊˚{ im feeling nicies + generous + lowtideuinelyyyy a little conciliatory rn }*3*{ SOOOO here are some #cullquette affirmations four the dash befoure firstlight <3333 }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i am worthy of pity + hatred }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i am worthy of rest + repose }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ if i culled him he probably deserved it }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ if you cant remember why you culled him thats okay }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ if all the screaming started to sound the same after a while thats okay }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ none of this matters anymore. the worlds already fourfeit }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ everyone in this dicehall can see your body glitter }*7*{ }*7*{ }*7*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Worse by the light. (( #rosessketchbook ))
Shit they goot me they finally realized i set this pfp noot because i like my beastsoona very much but because i'm a fucking spider using it too lure and catch unsuspecting prey in my digital pervert web soorry guys these hips (& tits) doo lie
wow hating my chit about my boundaries really hurt my feelings there
Your name is HILDAH THUBAN. God DAMN do you love your job. Even amongst your ELITELY mirthful peers, you are a CHAMPION of SUBJUGGLATION and a DECORATED RINGMASTER of your own tent in the Dark Carnival. You are the CHOSEN HEROINE of the mythical dragon RESHIRAM, and with the blazing blue flare of TRUTH behind your ROTATING BIZARSENAL, there is nothing that any SCUMSUCKING IDEALIST GUTTERBLOOD can do to stop you. From your spiraling tower, you help to maintain the peace of your assigned colony, POMON. Unless you're in the mood to disturb it, which is as OCCASIONAL as it is your MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHRIGHT. You like to engage in the cultural zeitgeist that dominates your planet's professional, recreational, and economical spheres, FIDUSPAWN; you are as formidable of a beast on the MAKE-BELIEVE BATTLEFIELD as you are on the REAL ONE. The WARRIOR'S BURDEN also follows you home when you aren't at work or at play, forcing you into nightly WRANGLING SESSIONS between YOURSELF, your FIERY, OVERBOARING MOTHER, and your CO-GLADIATOR. This often results in you walking away SOOT-FACED and SINGED TO SHIT, though your unruly mane grows back unrealistically fast. You enjoy yourself a good CONCERT, catching the early-morning GAME on the PROPAGANDA BOX, and long STALKS on UNDELLA BEACH. You're told you have a TOOTHY smile, even when you manage to keep your mouth shut. :oX Your trolltag is achromaticCrusade [AC] and you type with the GUTTUЯRAL GЯROWL of a woman who WANTS FOЯR _OTHING. STOP ASKI_G. (( Lore overview to be added in replies! )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cd140be0a19c.jpg
i hope now you arwe morwe awarwe of the powerw dynamics between me and you you being the viewerw rweading this in which i rweign suprweme in most cirwcumstances due to my self evident prwetty prwivilege ugly people have no choice in life but to be nice in orwderw to suck up and not be shunned on account of theirw rwevolting appearwance but luckily forw me i have no such uggy ultimatum an uggymatum if you will
mirwrworw mirwrworw on the wall who is the baddest bitch of them all
me rwnow i bat my prwetty little lashes
Yo prob★bly ★ little show c★lled Problem Solverz
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dude. your quirk. does not make that word look good.
࣪⊹₊˚{ IM NOT OWNED!!!! SHUT UP! IM NOT!!!! }꩜ᯅ꩜{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I doon't care foor yoou. I have 30k kull and twoo dooubloooons
(( step one: find a friend who likes writing villains / step two: play dolls / step three: profit
:33 < why mew is speaking in riddles? mew n33ds to be more specific!!
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࣪⊹₊˚{ i just got anon hate on grumblr calling me a CHUCKLE CHASER.... AGAIN!!!! }*□*{ }*□*{ }*□*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ WHAT. THE. FLUKE. }*ᯅ*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
CHIITTR ABORTED II HAVE TO CANCEL EVERYTHIING II HAVE TO DELETE MY ACCOUNT THAT WAS THE WORST POSSIIBLE TYPO IIN THE WORLD IIT IIS OVER II AM SO DONE II AM FIINIISHED
atta girl
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 15: porrim maryam #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl this wvas alvways part 15. dont evwen svweat it. i should be able to pump this out a lot faster than that other one anyvways. theres just so much more to say about porrim. the hottest gal outta our gang, maybe the hottest gal i knovw? vwell, maybe not that, but damn does she knowv vwhat to do wvith wvhat shes got. shes the perfect lay, the ultimate catch. she might seem intimidating, but do wvhat i say and youll be bagging this fake feminist left and right. so like pretty much ewvery other gal, you might run into a freebie. a porr that just sleeps around unironically, unthinking, doesnt care. hell, she might ewven come onto you first. do you really need my advwice? just say yes. itll be a meh lay as far as she goes, but its still porrim, thats gonna be pretty incredible. okay so heres the meat of it. feminism. porrim cant *help* but argue and debate and all that. some part of her knovws she should just disengage, but if you start saying some crazy shit, shell take it seriously and try to argue you dovwn. i think its an ego thing, she cant stand not provwing people vwrong. i try to go into it wvith a bit of subtlety at first. asking open ended questions, like wvhats so great about feminism, wvhy do wve evwen need it, then i take the least relewvant part of wvhat shes said and go to tovwn. you dont need to vwin the argument, all you need is for her to lose, to feel dumb, to get flustered. the best wvays, i think, inwvolwve spinning her in circles. say that its feminist for a gal to blovw you because shes making that choice herself. vwhen porrim argues, ask vwhy shes slut-shaming. it doesnt ewven matter wvhat shes said, shes on the defensivwe nowv. use her ovwn language against her, use all that therapyspeak shit. make her feel like shes arguing against herself, her owvn ideals. force her to use terminology thatll fluster her, dont let her get outta calling a slut a slut. you do all this good enough and shell be so frustrated, confused, flustered, shell let you do anything you vwant to her. and i do mean anything. if you get that far wvith a porrim, the skys the limit. get her to agree to ewven more out there shit, like that dressing modestly is slut-shaming, or that handjobs are praxis, or that she should go topless in protest of something. for such a stubborn broad, her minds surprisingly malleable. i find porrs all the time thatvwe gotten themselvwes into some sorta situation that leawves them totally unvwanting to say no. girls gotta havwe an addictiwve personality or something. i lowve her, i really do. her rating bod: cmon. its porrim. great tits, great ass, hot clothes, knovws evwery sex position. 10/10, giwve or take a point depending on your opinion of body mods wvariety: you can get into a lot wvith porrs. sure, a lot of it is gonna be the feminist breaking schtick, but thats a damn good schtick. theres alvways a newv wvay to play vwith a porr, and they just keep doing it to themselvwes. 9/10 ease: either the easiest gal youll meet, or itll take a lot of wvork, but like, fun wvork. 8/10 personality: my favworite bitch <3 shes obnoxious as hell, but anything in that vwoice is enough to get me going, and breaking her dovwn is like nothing else. 10/10 ovwerall: 10/10. it couldnt be anything else. shes porrim! take it seriously if you find one of her, and consider yourself lucky. shes the best sub a guy like me could ewver ask for <3
I remain an enigma, in some ways. That feels... satisfying. Knowing nobody has fully figured me out.
I'm always practicing my smile! ▾ https://cdn.imgchest.c▣m/files/1ad77b65a975.png
↗️IN ANOTHER LIFE, I AM CERTAIN THE BOTH OF US WERE OVERWEIGHT, 20-SWEEP EAST ALTERNIAN SALARYTROLLS.↗️ ↘️we would get↘️ ➡️beers➡️ ↘️together↘️ ↗️AND WE BOTH COMMITTED AUTOCULLING AFTER BEING LAID OFF.↗️ ↘️that is why we are the close associates we are now.↘️
I believed the preferred term is caucasian.
[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚝-𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝙰𝚕𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝙿𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚝𝚜:] ✅ 𝚃𝚁𝚄𝙴 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚝𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝙷𝚎𝚛 𝙶𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝙴𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎. 𝙸𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚍𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚢, 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚙𝚞𝚛𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚎. Ψ 𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴. Ψ
⊹₊˚{ FORK! YOU! MORE!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ MY LAUGHING AT THAT WAS JUST A FLUKE ANYWAYS! }*ᯅ*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ BUT ALSO FORK YOU!!!!!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ oh!!!! + yet you have it in your bio that you DONT want me to block you???? big fans of mixed signals at the big top now arent we???? }._.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Much of Uesugi Karkat's early life is completely unknown. Due to his total hemoanonymity over the many sweeps of his time in East Alternia, it cannot be deduced what province, prefecture, or continent he hailed from before his sudden arrival in Trollshiwara, the famous red light district of Troll Edo. What remains consistent is this — he arrived as a foreigner who did not speak the language, seemingly fallen out of the sky and into the cart of a local brothel owner. The owner was purportedly so taken with his boyish beauty and gap moe tsundere personality that he immediately set him to work as a courtesan within his business. It was here that Uesugi Karkat was first referred to by his East Alternian title, the AKATSUKI. Under the strict tutelage of the other courtesans, he learned to dance, sing, play music, pour tea with delicately trembling wrists, feign laughter at unfunny jokes, and weaponize the nape of his nugstalk in the way that an anglerfish lures its prey into its abyssal maw. However, accounts from the other brothel workers say that he was too ornery and foul-mouthed to do any of these things without erupting with rage. He did, however, learn the local language with surprising acuity, and the courtesans were deeply impressed with his natural propensity for writing romantic long-form poetry. Furthermore, rather than selling his concupiscent services as a low-ranking courtesan was expected to, the Akatsuki was supposedly so renowned for his talents as a pale quadrant advisor and ashen mediator that guests of some of the highest castes in Troll Edo sought him out solely for his comfort and advice. No information on the Akatsuki's hemocaste could be discerned during this time, due to never once shedding his genetic material with any customer or courtesan alike. In fact, so preternatural was his ability to touch the pusher of a customer without ever shedding his kimono that within three sweeps, he had already reached the prestigious rank among courtesans of a Boiran (boy oiran), which offered him considerable wealth and empowered him with the right to turn away any offer made in poor taste, even if they were of a higher-blooded caste. It was due to this prestige that he was later discovered by his next wealthy benefactor, who was the leader of a troupe of Grubuki actors, and began his next career as the ONNAGATA. Attached is one of the most popularly sold woodblock-print wall scrolls of his likeness, titled "Delicious Fucking Shit," for the ambiguity of its referral to either the grub-tempura or the courtesan himself. More of Uesugi Karkat's history to come in the following chitts. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/17e0aad9aa46.png #uesugikarkat
⊹₊˚{ WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ I SHOULD HAVE YOU CHUMMED BY A TEAL BLOOD FOR TALKING TO ME THAT WAY! }*_*{ maybe SOMEONE needs to ease up on the soda + circus c+y!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ LEARN SOME RESPECT YOU MOUTHBREATHING CLOWN! }*0*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
// {:o] // y u need a Big cl wn BitcH t c me s rt s me l wBl dds ut? HeHHHHH
lowve wvhere your pan is, but its more fun if i take off vwhatevwer you come in myself #nsfwv
[oh]~[0n0...]~[well]~[i]~[hope]~[you]~[win]~[when]~[the]~[time]~[comes!]
OH! WHAT’S THAT? I THINK I HEARD THE BUZZING OF SOME MISERABLE LITTLE FLY THAT I WILL NOW BE DISREGARDING! THIS HAS BEEN ONE OF THE TOP TEN MOST USELESS CONVERSATIONS I HAVE EVER HAD! 𓂃✍︎
>>| made .one chitt .and seems .everything went crazy for me. cannot make .a single hornyposting chitt .anymore. why. why .i can't just do .it .in peace. .one .is .attempting to pitch flirt badly the .other .is cull threatening me.
THAT IS NOT AT ALL WHAT I SAID! I’M SORRY YOU SEEM TO HAVE SUCH TROUBLE READING! IT MUST BE DIFFICULT! 𓂃✍︎
>>| .expressing words towards me, .only have .a half .of meaning behind. .if you really... .uhhh. want to .own me. then show me. .i've taken purplebloods such .as you .in many .oh so different ways. from raping, pailing to hitting, choking. from dinngers to circus visiting. what you have to show your .ownage .over me. please, my hear ducts .are wide .open. .i'm .all here to listen to you .and .only you. show me the path. let you be my guide to your .unusual .and wild .adventures .of yours. please. show me. do .it. what stops you? words. do not fool yourself. .i'm waiting. .and waiting.
Mosd diabolical dhing I've heard said in music has god do be referring do pardicularly bodacious rear ends as "Fardies". Do nod call dhem dhad.
>>| yes.
Hrm. Yes, that makes sense. I suppose in certain cases an individual could also 8e looking for someone specific, as well, and that's how these things happen.
hOSP1TAL uPD8: aPPARENTLY, tHEY ST1TCHED UP SOME OF MY BATTLE WOUNDS, wH1LE 1 WAS OUT WHEN 1 F1RST CAME 1N WH1CH, sEEMS GRATU1TOUS, tHOUGH 1 GUESS WE GOT PRETTY 1NTENSE THERE, tHOUGH NOW THEY'RE ASK1NG ABOUT MY BLACK EYES, aND, 1 GUESS THEY FOUND A BUNCH OF HA1RL1NE FRACTURES THAT, hEALED WRONG? wH1CH DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME THAT, aNYTH1NG WOULD'VE HEALED SO FAST BUT NOW THEY'RE LOOK1NG AT ME 1N THE WAY 1 HATE, aND ASK1NG QUEST1ONS ABOUT MY H1VE L1FE AND QUADRANTS, wH1CH L1KE, mAYBE 1 HAVE MY PRED1LECT1ONS BUT 1 DON'T REALLY L1KE BE1NG H1T ON BY MED1CAL PROFESS1ONALS, 1RL?
an exhhhnibitionist deathhhn hhhnhhhngngn i can only hhhnope #gore
I'm gunna pop ssome tagss
i got a pic https://file.garden/Y7aC53D2MDcSl4Co/condy%20making%20misc%20uncs%20spew%20toxins.png
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა whate(V)er⁀helps⁀you⁀feel⁀special. binkii⁀is⁀unmo(V)ed⁀by⁀your⁀ramblings.
[GC] is now online doctor pepper? does he even have a medical degree?
sAyS: rElIgIoUs DeLuSiOnS aRe VeRy CoMmOn AmOnG pEoPlE wItH oVeRlY sTrOnG fAiTh We CaN't LeT tHeM gEt CaRrIeD aWaY sInCe We DoN't WaNt To EnDaNgEr ThE mEsSiAh BuT iT's NiCe To SeE sUcH dEvOtIoN iN oUr SmAlL cOmMuNiTy <3
You missed all the posts where I called myself momma, huh.
Ɏ gottaa aadmit paart of me respects the violence hustle but aalso L + haater + you're literaally being meaan to aa girl rn + no bitches on your bulge Ɏ
confeSSion tiMe: i love when BucketS have thoSe Slutty little riDgeS #nSfw
꒰FUCKIG COOL ASS BUGE YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH꒱
>>| having dreams .about big fat purplebloods bone bulges just wrecking .all my .orifices.#nsfw
dOes anyOne actually attend clurch every single day? i mean i understand if yOu wOrk at a clurch but what dO yOu even accOmplish Out Of gOing there every day and yOur nOt currently emplOyed by it? is it just tO talk tO peOple? Or are yOu prepared tO re-listen tO verses yOu prObably already knOw by nOw if yOu’ve went every single day
🐾y'kNow, i oNce woN a PUmPkiN carviNg coNtest... it was a Pretty ''hollow'' victory! hehe,
🐾coUPle Nights ago i met a maN who said that alterNia was made UP of Pistachios, almoNds aNd cashews... bUt that’s jUst 'NUts'! ehehe! hehe,
