Dionis Giraud
@theolepsyCabaret
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if your on jury for a wwwwommmman on trial and her defense wwwwas "wwwwell i'mmmm just a little quirky" wwwwould you let her go? keep in mmmmind if you don't you're a mmmmisogynist.
THIS·IS·VHY·I·DO·NOT·RESPECT·YOV·FVCKING·PEOPLE·OH·MY·MESSIAHS
wwwwrong answwwwer i pull a conveniently placed lever and the floor opens up underneath you, sending you to a tank of sharks that kill you instantly
ADMITTEDLY·THAT·IS·KIND·OF·FVNNY·BVT·THE·SHARKS·VOVLD·NOT·KILL·INSTANTLY·IT·VOVLD·BE·MORE·DRAVN·OVT·AS·THE·PVRPOSE·OF·A·CONTRAPTION·SVCH·AS·THIS·IS·ENTERTAINMENT·FIRST·AND·FOREMOST
Gatekeepers will complain that Hot Topic "only panders to fandom/anime nerds now." A truly braindead perspective, since REAL goths know that the overlap is very, very real.
BITCHES WILL BE LIKE FUCK CAPITALISM AND THEN SPEW THE SAME CONSUMERIST DOGMA ONLY WHEN IT APPEALS DIRECTLY TO THEIR INTERESTS
Oh, no, I'm not saying I'm an avid supporter. I'm just saying. The idea that they're mutually exclusive is pretty funny.
I·DO·NOT·SVBSCRIBE·TO·THE·SPECIFICITIES·OF·YOVR·SVBCVLTVRE·HOVEVER·I·DO·KNOV·ENOVGH·THAT·ANY·COVNTER·CVLTVRAL·MOVEMENT·VILL·RIGHTFVLLY·POO·POO·VPON·TROLL·HOT·TOPIC·AS·A·CESSPIT·FOR·IVVENILE·MISCREANT·ACTIVITIES·DISPOSABLE·MEMORABILIA·AND·THE·ILLVSION·OF·EXCLVSIVITY MESSIAHS·DELIVER·VS·FROM·MEDIOCRE·TCHOTCHKES·AND·INTO·THE·YOKE·OF··SMALL·BVSINESS·PEDDLING·ACTVAL·VORTHVHILE·VARES·SVCH·AS·SVPPLEMENTS·AND·NVTRIENT·POVDERS·AND·THE·LIKES
IS·THAT·ALL·YOV·HAVE·TO·SAY·I·FEEL·AS·THOVGH·IT·VOVLD·BE·MORE·VORTHVHILE·VERE·YOV·TO·TAKE·RESIDENCE·VITH·YOVR·FAMILIAR·GROVP·OF·LEMMINGS·AMIDST·THE·REMARKABLE·SCENERY·OF·A·SIZABLE·CLIFF
i see a little silhouetto of a man
scaramouche scaramouche can you do the fandango
Asshole doesn't even WINK correctly.
IS·THIS·AN·ALLVSION·TO·THE·PROCESSES·OF·ACTVAL·BVNGHOLE·OR·MERELY·A·HAPPY·COMEDIC·ACCIDENT· #nsfw
New idea! A spinoff of Sick Nasty Sunday but the objective is to have the worst sex possible! #SadSexSaturday? LMK if you think of a better name LOL #nsfw⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
#MISERABLEMATINGMONDAY· IT·IS·THE·CHRONOLOGICAL·AFTERMATH·OF·AN·VNDERVHELMING·SEXVAL·ENGAGEMENT·SVNDAY·INTO·A·POST·COITAL·DREAD·MONDAY
whats on the agenda today?
࣪⊹₊˚{ NOTHINGGGG }~3~{ #loachingaround }˚₊⊹ ࣪
go ahead and loach around, dont let that guy say otherwise
>X3 what did she even do to you?
ohhhh i didnt know that in my defence! what the heck >X/
YES·SHE·IS·A·VICKED·VHORE·VITH·NO·RESPECT·FOR·BOVNDARIES·YOV·SHOVLD·BE·SLINGING·TOMATOES·AT·HER·BVT·NO·ONE·VANTS·TO·ACCEPT·THIS·BECAVSE·HER·BINIKI·PHOTOGRAPHY·ALLOVS·HER·ANY·AND·ALL·RECOVRSE
࣪⊹₊˚{ FINEEEE. I AM 5 FOOT {other number} + I AM NOOOOTTTT AFRAID TO ADMIT IT }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ BECAUSE SIZE ISNT EVERYTHING }⟡____⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ SHUUUUTTTT UPPPP!!!! you dont get it! you dont GEEEETTTT what this is like! };ᯅ;{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
evverytime i think somethin atrocious i gnaww on my rings like a petulant fuckin wwriggler
Yall will say some crazy shit and slap a “not to be [blank]phobic, but” You fucked it, you already fucked it!
NOT·TO·BE·HEMOPHOBIC·BVT·I·COVLD·REALLY·GO·FOR·A·BIG·FREAKING·SANDVICH·RIGHT·NOV VITH·A·SIDE·OF·POOP·THAT·IS
you guys just aren'T ready for my #humor and that'S okay
TEACH ME HOW TO BE FUNNY?
Teach me hoow too be Phunny
PHVNTR·GVYNAX·STEP·DOVN·FROM·THAT·DAMNABLE·PEDESTAL·BEFORE·I·CLAV·YOV·ALL·KICKING·AND·SCREAMING·FROM·IT·LIKE·A·VRIGGLER
teach me how to phunny teach me teach me how to phunny