Dionis Giraud
@theolepsyCabaret
THIRTEENTH·INCARNATED·PROPHET·OF·THE·CANONIZED·PIERROTERROR·DELFARTE·IV·OF·MARSILLY PROVD·PANTOPATRIARCHIST PGTOV·(PVRPLES·GOOFING·THEIR·OVN·VAY) VADERS·DO·NOT·BLOCK www.carnify.com/infocarousel
THE·IDIOMATIC·PHRASE·“CRANKING·ONES·HOG”·ELICITS·PRODVCTIVE·IMAGERY·OF·FINE·MACHINERY·AND·A·VELL·OILED·EFFICIENCY IN·REALITY·THE·HAPHAZARD·AND·SELF·INIVRIOVS·NATVRE·OF·THIS·ACT·VOVLD·SOONER·BRING·TO·MIND·THE·IMAGININGS·OF·HOG·STRANGVLATION·OR·TOTAL·HOG·ANNIHILATION·EVEN #nsfw
YOV·MOTHERFVCKERS·ARE·NOT·READY·FOR·MY·IENFER·CVLIGE·IMPRESSION
Nope. We sure aren’t, Dionis. You are correct.
YOVR·VOKERY·HATH·NO·PLACE·HERE·DEVIL LEAVE·LEAVE·AT·ONCE
VHO·AMONG·YOV·KEEPS·HIDING·HAY·AMIDST·MY·FVCKING·VIRES
ABOVT·THE·BEER·THING·I·IVST·HAVE·TO·ASK·IS·THIS·LIKE·A·LIKE·LAGER·OR·A·IPA·OR·A·TROLL·GVINNESS·BECAVSE·I·THINK·THE·VILLINGNESS·OF·ONES·PARTNER·TO·ENGAGE·IN·TENDER·SVEATY·SVCKLING·OF·THE·LATTER·VARIETIES·IS·MORE·OF·AN·ACT·OF·SACRIFICIAL·LOVE·AND·IS·THEREFORE·MORE·ROMANTIC #suggestive·#substances
LOOK·AT·ME·SQVARE·IN·THE·GLOBES·AND·TELL·ME·IF·YOV·THINK·A·COOTIE·RIDDEN·FEMALE·COVLD·KNOV·CIRCVS·BALL·LIKE·THIS
hehehehe | I meant the part about it being a form of sacrificial love, highblood. I'm really sorry i didn't mena to upset you :(
YOVR·GROVELING·IS·AGAIN·APPRECIATED·BVT·YOV·ARE·ON·THIN·FVCKING·ICE
Wnat are you goihg oh about? Do tne cohcept of ihfectiohs just go rignt over your motnerfuckihg nead?
I·AM·NOT·DOING·THE·SVCKING·THIS·IS·LIKE·SOME·REAL·PROVE·YOVR·FEALTY·TO·ME·TYPE·SHIT·AND·IF·THAT·SHAVTY·IS·DYING·TO·HAVE·THEIR·IMMVNE·SYSTEM·INVNDATED·VITH·MY·CROTCH·BEASTIES·SO·BE·IT
I guess tnat makes sehse but I'm still lookihg at you weird for tnis post, bud.
IN·ACTVAL·HOMAGE·OF·THIS·FOREIGN·FESTIVAL·OF·CELEBRATING·ONES·MASCVLINE·CAREGIVERS·I·VOVLD·LIKE·TO·PAY·PROPER·RESPECTS·TO·THE·MAN·I·AM·MOST·INDEBTED·TO THE·TVELFTH·INCARNATED·PROPHET·OF·THE·CANONIZED·PIERROTERROR·DEL’FARTE·IV·OF·MARSILLY IORPET·DANSON IT·IS·BECAVSE·OF·YOV·FATHER·THAT·I·AM·HALF·THE·PANTOMIME·I·AM·TODAY IT·IS·BY·YOVR·SPIRIT·THAT·LIVES·ON·VITHIN·ME·THAT·I·HAVE·BEEN·GRACED·VITH·THIS·PVRPLE·TONGVE·SPEVING·STRAIGHT·FACT·ACID·VPON·THE·VNVASHED·MASSES IT·IS·FOR·YOVR·HONOR·THAT·I·RID·EACH·AND·EVERY·BLOCK·OF·MY·COMPOVND·FROM·THE·DEMONIC·PRESENCE·OF·EIACVLATE·ENCRVSTED·STOMPING·SLEEVES A·THOVSAND·BLESSINGS·VPON·YOVR·MEMORY·AND·TILL·VE·MEET·AGAIN·CLASPING·FRONDS·GLEEFVLLY·ATOP·THE·MOST·HANDSOME·HOOFBEASTS·ON·THE·MERRY·GO·ROVND·OF·THE·AFTERLIFE “THE·PEOPLE·VHO·HOLD·THAT·OVR·CVLTVRE·IS·AN·OPPRESSIVE·PATRIARCHY·THEY·DONT·VANT·TO·ADMIT·THAT·THE·CVRRENT·HIERARCHY·MIGHT·BE·PREDICATED·ON·COMPETENCE” https://i.imgur.com/jmXbHwH.png
IOE·MANY·LOVBLOODS·DOES·IT·TAKE·TO·CHANGE·A·LOG·BY·BVLB????? NONE·THEIR·TOO·BVSY???? THEIR·HEMOSPECTRVM
* heheh. okay well if you put it like that thats pretty funny * even if i still do not understand what you meant at all
REST·IN·PEACE·MY·LVSVS·HE·GOT·HIT·BY·A·BAZOOKA #FATHERSDAY
THIS·VADER·HAD·THEIR·HIVE·MIRACVLOVSLY·EXPLODE·VNDERVATER IT·DOES·NOT·GET·BETTER·THAN·THIS
HOOLIGANS·SCOVNDRELS·AND·NAERDOVELLS·KNOV·NOV·THAT·THEY·ARE·VATCHING
THEY·TALK·AN·AVFVL·LOT·ABOVT·GIRL·DINNERS·AND·I·FIND·IT·VNFATHOMABLE·THAT·SOME·OF·YOV·EVEN·SVSTAIN·YOVRSELVES
IN·MY·CEASELESS·PVRSVIT·OF·TRANSPARENCY·REGARDING·MY·VELLNESS·IOVRNEY·I·HAVE·DECIDED·TO·SHARE·THE·RESVLTS·OF·MY·MOST·RECENT·COLONOSCOPY·VITH·YOV·MY·LOYAL·FLOCK YES·THIS·IS·EXACTLY·AS·IT·APPEARS AS·YOV·CAN·SEE·THERE·IS·A·NODE·OR·AS·I·VAS·TOLD·A·POLYP·OF·SORTS·NESTLED·COMFORTABLY·ALONG·THE·VALLS·OF·MY·NOBLE·BOVELS THE·MEDICVLLER·SVGGESTED·I·HAVE·IT·REMOVED·AS·APART·OF·SOME·SVPPOSED·PANACEA·FOR·SO·CALLED·“GASTRIC·DISTRESS” “BITCH”·I·SAID·TO·HER·“ARE·YOV·INSANE·THIS·IS·A·REMARKABLE·SIGN·OF·MEDICAL·INNOVATION·AND·YOV·INTEND·TO·DEPRIVE·THE·PVBLIC·OF·THIS·EVIDENCE·OF·MIRACVLOVS·ADAPTATION” THAT·SHVT·HER·VP·RIGHT·VELL ANYVAYS·I·AM·MENTIONING·THIS·INCIDENT·IN·THE·FIRST·PLACE·AS·I·VISHED·TO·PREACH·BEHIND·THE·TRVE·MEANING·OF·THIS·APPARENT·POLYP·BEING·THAT·OBVIOVSLY·ALL·OF·THE·BAD·AND·MALIGNANT·FLESHY·FLVIDS·AND·VHATNOT·HAVE·BEEN·STORED·IN·THIS·VERY·VVVLAR·LOOKING·THINGY·IN·MY·SIGMOID·COLON THIS·IS·PVRPOSEFVL·MY·IMMVNE·SYSTEM·IS·ISOLATING·THE·TOXINS·TO·BE·PVRIFIED·INTO·BETTER·SVBSTANCES·LIKE·SOME·REAL·COAL·INTO·DIAMONDS·TYPE·SHIT·I·AM·SVRE·MOST·OF·YOV·VOVLD·NOT·REALLY·VNDERSTAND TO·REMOVE·THIS·VOVLD·BE·TO·HALT·THIS·BENEFICIAL·PROCESS·PREMATVRELY·AND·VOVLD·BE·DISASTROVS·FOR·MY·VELLBEING THAT·MOVTHY·BROAD·THEN·HAD·THE·NERVE·TO·ASK·“BVT·VHAT·ABOVT·YOVR·YOVR·DIGESTIVE·ISSVES” AND·I·VAS·LIKE·BITCH·VHAT·ARE·YOV·TALKING·ABOVT·DO·YOV·MEAN·MY·FLVXES·THE·FLVXES·ARE·ANOTHER·PRODVCTIVE·FORM·OF·PVRGING·TOXINS·FROM·THE·BODY·THAT·99%·OF·TROLLS·IVST·ALLOV·TO·FESTER·IN·THEIR·PVTRID·INNARDS I·AM·ACTIVELY·PARTICIPATING·IN·MY·HEALTH·AND·THESE·IEALOVS·ENVIOVS·HACKS·ATTEMPT·TO·PVNISH·ME·FOR·IT FVCKING·VNBELIEVABLE BVT·VHATEVER·HERE·IS·THE·IMAGE·FOR·THOSE·OF·YOV·VHO·ARE·TOO·OBTVSE·TO·EVEN·OPEN·YOVR·GANDERING·SLITS·IN·THE·FIRST·PLACE https://i.imgur.com/c5E1Zv7.png #nsfw·#gore
Hey, man, you know what. Yeah, rock on. You got this.
TVO·AND·A·HALF·VIPES·SINCE·MY·LAST·PRIVATE·PAILING·AND·I·DO·BELIEVE·I·HAVE·SVFFICIENTLY·EXPANDED·MY·FRONTAL·LOBE BOTH·MY·MENTAL·AND·PHYSICAL·CAPABILITIES·ARE·AT·THEIR·HEIGHT MY·DETESTOSTERONE·LEVELS·(HIGHER·THAN·EVEN·THE·AVERAGE·PVRPLD·NATVRALLY)·HAVE·INCREASED·BY·SEVEN·PERCENT·AND·COVNTING·PLVS·I·AM·NOTICING·MORE·GRADVAL·AND·FELICITOVS·DOPAMIME·RELEASE·DVRING·PRAYER·AND·EVENING·MEDIATATION THIS·IS·PEAK·FORM THIS·IS·VHAT·THEY·ARE·TAKING·FROM·YOV #NOFAP·#DETESTOSTERONE·#RETENTION· #NSFV
ACCVRSED·HOGS·HEAR·ME·NOV·AND·KNOV·THAT·DIVINE·VILL·DEMANDS·I·MOV·YOV·INTO·A·FINE·PASTE·AS·FERTILIZER·FOR·THE·VELL·MAINTAINED·LAVNS·OF·IVSTICE
I·VILL·SOON·BE·TAKING·APPLICATIONS·FOR·MY·NEXT·TVRNSPIT·LOVBLOOD YES·THERE·IS·HEALTH·INSVRANCE
SOME·OF·YOV·ON·THIS·VERY·CHITTR.ING·VILL·SLING·BVNGHOLE·MORE·READILY·THAN·THE·GREAT·SAINT·CORNHOLIO
ANY·CRIME·SHOVLD·BE·LEGAL·IF·IT·IS·FVNNY·ENOVGH I·AM·AVARE·OTHERS·HAVE·SAID·THIS·BVT·BEING·THAT·I·AM·THIS·SITES·DE·FACTO·AVTHORITY·ON·GAFFS·AND·GIGGLES·IT·MVST·CLEARLY·BE·DELIVERED·FROM·MY·RELIABLE·SPEAKING·FLAPS
I·DO·NOT·VNDERSTAND·THE·INSISTENCE·ON·OILING·ONES·NAKEDNESS SVRELY·YOV·DO·NOT·NEED·ALL·OF·THAT·GREASE·TO·CONVEY·AN·ATTRACTIVE·MVSCVLARITY SLIP·AND·SLIDE·HOGVASH·THE·LOT·OF·IT·I·SAY #suggestive
I think th⚣se are m⚣stly d⚣ne f⚣r like... c⚣ntests? By ⚣iling up the muscles y⚣u get better light reflecti⚣n t⚣ see definiti⚣n.
IS·THAT·NOT·THE·ROLE·OF·ONES·NATVRAL·AND·VNADVLTERATED·VEEPING·SVEAT·GLANDS
ᕙ(•̀‸•́‶)ᕗ < Man does NOT want to be invited to the oil wrestling.
IT·DEFEATS·THE·PVRPOSE·OF·VRESTLING HOV·ARE·YOV·SVPPOSED·TO·VRESTLE·VHEN·NARY·A·VRESTLING·CAN·TAKE·PLACE·ON·BEHALF·OF·THE·LIBERAL·LVBRICATION
ᕙ(•̀‸•́‶)ᕗ < I've never felt such pity for a guy who's definitely way richer than me. But bro..
I think the pe⚣ple wh⚣ d⚣ th⚣se c⚣mpetiti⚣ns have t⚣ dehydrate themselves s⚣ the skin is tighter ⚣n the muscle, s⚣ sweat pr⚣bably w⚣uldn't w⚣rk :/
YOVR·ROMANTIC·DISPLAYS·ARE·LOST·ME PERHAPS·HAD·YOV·THE·CAPACITY·FOR·A·THOROVGHLY·ASHY·AND·DVST·RIDDEN·THROVDOVN·THAT·COVLD·CHANGE·BVT·AA·IT·STANDS·YOV·ARE·VASTING·MY·TIME
GHOVLISH·BEHAVIOR·THEY·SHOVLD·SIMPLY·PARTAKE·IN·CEMENT·SVPPLEMENTS·LIKE·THE·REST·OF·VS (LINK·IN·BIO·BY·THV·VAY)
THE·LOT·OF·YOV·CODDLING·THAT·FOOL·VITH·AN·INABILITY·TO·VACILLATE·PITCH·VILL·HAVE·SOME·SLIMEY·GOREY·VISCERA·ON·YOVR·FRONDS·VHEN·THEIR·PROST-HATE·EXPLODES #suggestive·#gore