Zoologer Coolscar
@affableCantor
followw me to get updates on all my fuzzy, scaly friends 🦑🐎! proud #advvocate of lusii rights 6'5" / they/them fig tier / xilf status
hMM... 1T HAS BEEN A LONG WH1LE, S1NCE 1 SHARED A CRYSTAL SESS1ON W1TH, THE BOYS... nOT MY LOST BOYS BUT, THE BOYS WHO HAVE BEEN, UNFORTUNATELY, FOUND... - n1TRAM-DONO
nOT 1N TH1S L1FET1ME, OLD FR1END, - n1TRAM-DONO
wwhat wwhy not it breaks my pusher clean in twwo to hear you say so do i need to pay a little vvisit to the lost treaboo forest to reconcile our friendship wwith twwo hands
tHE WOODS WOULD NOT WELCOME YOU, NOT ANYMORE... 1T 1S BEST TO CONT1NUE KEEP1NG OUR, 1NTERACT1ONS, TO NEUTRAL GROUND, - n1TRAM-DONO
has something changed in the wwoods havve the wwaters shifted is there a dark force rising to powwer in the lost treaboo wwoods that you need my help coming to defeat i hear the rising call my friend and i wwonder if you are being too secretivve to try to protect me protect me and your felloww kohais
tHE WATERS SH1FTED, A LONG T1ME AGO, 1T 1S 1RON1C G1VEN, WHO HAS THE N1CTAT1NG MEMBRANE, AND WHO DOES NOT, WHOSE OCULAR GLOBES REMA1N OPEN, OLD FR1END... tHE lOST wOODS ARE NOT FOR YOU, NOT ANYMORE, AND THEY W1LL NOT PROTECT YOU... tHOSE OF THE eMP1RE AND HER GRASP, ARE UNWELCOME HERE, - n1TRAM-DONO
wwhat
treaboo are you friend breaking up wwith me sniffle
wwhat about the small mochi business i help support by purchasing their fine swweets for my tea parties
tHEY CAN DEL1VER, - n1TRAM-DONO
can you pick up the order to me and bring it to me please my mochi
💀「ふぅぅぅ......ベフォラスのご先祖様たち、どこにいるの〜？」🦴
wwhy hello ovver there or shall i say ahoy
You guys are still out here pretending violet men deserve to live...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
i am a vviolet savvior and proud!!!!!!!!! #savvinglivves #onepaww #atatime
>-8==— this is the best way to placcate a particcularly difficcult and violent patient. >-8==— if a patient shows violent tendenccies it's best to restrain them ccompletely. #medcchittr #beforancculling
hnnnnnh i mean wwhat
i knoww someone wwho wwould look perfect in one of these
>-8==— and who is that? >-8==— it would not be unwise to direcct then to the nearest cculling ccenter if succh is the need.
they are not quite at that stage but i think that their mental health is something of a slippery slope and i could vvery easily see them finding fulfillment from the wwarm embrace of this full body gauze culling cast if they needed it i fear embarrassing them if i name them publicly
※ ANSWER ME: I'mm 20 sweeps young.g. DO you think if I got un-culled that's too old to go back to mmy old Jobs? - Yes or -NO no - Answer the Assisterr the Helpmmeet thanks
perhaps you should return to wwork and your old jobs but do not close your heart to future culling if it wwere to find its place in your life
- Umm Can I be honest .I don't want to be culled again if ever I can get uncalled. LOL. My pusher... is CLOSED! ;-)
that saddens me to hear mister helpmeet i mean wwhat if you need help or wwhat if you feel ovverwwhelmed by your old jobs or wwhat if you get ovverstimulated by the excitement of the horse races that being said are you so sure you wwant to run to those old avvenues perhaps i can help you find a neww source of employment havve you evver considered howw adorable you wwould look as a butler
- Why would I need Help :-/ - Umm. And thats a weird question. No... I'mm 20 sweepos young, of course. I'mm technically an oldmmolt. Why would I want to look adorable at Work? Do I think i'mm. going to find a mmatesprig there? x-D x-DD
wwe all need help from time to time theres no need to take offense all i meant wwas that i happen to havve an opening for a personal assistant and livve in scrublord and i happen to think you wwould make for an amazing fit for my hivve does havving to wwear wwhite glovves or wwork alongside vvarious animals bother you that includes horses
※ CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATIONS: Hi, Coolscar. As you can probably tell, I'mm sober now. - I'mm sure you can only immagine how mmuch I would truly relish in taking your offer. I, too, enjoy immagining mmy own relishmment at this. But I think you are aware of the commplicated reasons that preclude mme fromm being able to Work for you. ※ DO NOT DISCLOSE: And beyond those reasons, respectfully, that womman residing in your hive mmakes mme nervous. I don't like the way she looked at mmy squawk colummn the last timme you had mme over. She seemms unstable and highly fraught; but I will reserve the rest of mmy candid opinion for the next timme we mmeet at the tracks. ※ RESPECTFULLY YOURS, (EX-) ASSISTER HELPMEET
oh helpmeet hicari is not anything to be afraid of she is as gentle and harmless as they come oh sure there wwas that one time she mauled someone to shreds and her teeth are rather sharp but that is precisely wwhy i make her wwear such soft and docile clothing and wwhy i insist on being there for all of her feeding times except wwhen evvery so often i alloww her to retreat graciously to her block to eat gruel in privvate anywways i am awware of them i just alwways find myself hoping against hope that perhaps wwe can make the impossible possible and i can feel your glovved gracious hand caressing mine as you pass me my clothes for the day anywways i graciously respect and accept your decision and wwill leavve you to find your next source of societally conscious employment let me knoww if you need a reference
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beforus if you wwould be so kind
if there are kesha daves and bbno$ daves, then what am i
a cutie! i wwould like to be the troll lady gaga of davves
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b62348d78c49.jpeg omg ty!! can you please perform Abracadabra at my next bday party?
wwhy i absolutely wwould lovve to perform at your wwriggling day party and i can put together an incredible outfit of bubbles perhaps wwe should practice some of this musical prowwess east beforus is famous for its karaoke bars wwe could alwways go to one and perhaps sing our little pushers out
this image is almost as cute as you are i lovve little meowwbeasts
ii meet 2o many troll2 who tell me they'd rather kiill them2elf than become a help2man. to that ii alway2 2ay: don't be riidiiculou2!! you'd never be giiven the optiion. #thehelp2log #cw-2uiiciide #keepyourchiinup
oh i do bid you to use caution mister helpsman for your flattery of me and my kind nature is only going to land you one determined and pleasant spot at my side sharin a cup a tea and fawwnin at each others eyes under the moonlight howw you flatter me but i implore you please do not think of me as a highblood but as a friend a friend wwho is a royal prince but still
You sicken me.
but zoologer, ii can thiink of no better 2pot to be than be2iide you, perhap2 even 2tiirriing your tea for you iif you would allow me. a2 both a friiend and a member of the tiirele22 workiing ca2te, ii liive to 2erve! #iiliiveto2erve
ii am 2orry to hear that. would you liike help arrangiing a vii2iit to the mediiculler2?
some people are so envvious
wwell if you wwish to stir my tea for me then i am certainly not the kind a high blood wwould be so rude as to turn up my nose at such a fine and gentletroll like request but i wwish to aid you in kind so perhaps i can offer you a nice and soothin shoulder rub to ease you into the swweetest a comforts i can only imagine that a vvaliant life a wworkin so wwell has givven you somethin of a rugged physique am i right helpsman my dear
i forgivve you
That's good. That sounds llike something I coulld feasiblly spin into amnesty for that truck of medicall suppllies I had stollen. It was bound to a high bllood medicull Center so I hope you do not mind.
of course not i trust that you needed those medicull supplies for injured lowwbloods wwho havve no doubt been injured by your reckless and feckless ideas a rebellion and fightin so called tyranny i wwill simply havve to dig into my coffers and buy them a neww case a medicull supplies i sure do hope that they reach that medicull center but i can rest easy knowwing that i did my part to ensure this wworld is bright and filled wwith lovve and healin