Zoologer Coolscar
@affableCantor
followw me to get updates on all my fuzzy, scaly friends 🦑🐎! proud #advvocate of lusii rights 6'5" / they/them fig tier / xilf status
oh howw i absolutely lovve a bean based traditional beforus beyond burger no bun of course i havve to fit into my explorers romper i prefer a nice leaf of lettuce abovve and beloww my vveggie based slice of grilled delight
fuck i hope you fall into a radioactivve vvat
i wwill get you one wwith grub sauce and one wwith barbecue anything to help a soul in need
sticks and stones may break my bones but wwords wwill nevver hurt me
eridan havve you eaten today or drank wwater mayhaps
im sevverely dehydrated an it makes me fly off the handle causin substantial mood deterioration because im not a tree huggin dirty hippie
wwould you like me to buy you a drink of wwater if your funds are running loww there is no shame in admitting that i am happy to help i only insist that wwe do not buy a plastic bottle but a bio degradable eco paper cup of a small triangular shape
꒰ঌ Thank you Zoologer, you might just be the kindest motherfucker I eVer met! ໒꒱
dont make me hit you upside the 2b hardened scenedo wwith my limited edition crystallized grabubu stanley cup
you havve one too oh dear oh me this is so funny wwhat an inspirin meet cute for us
BEHOLD. THE MIRTHFUL AND LOATHSOME. 「ASSASSIN BADBITCH.」 THE SOON TO BE RENOWNED LAUGHSSASSIN. EXPELLED FROM THE MUMMERY (CLOWN NUNNERY). FOR BEING A LITTLE TOO. SHALL WE SAY. “ART THE CLOWN.” FOR THE SETTING AND TIME PERIOD. TO WHICH SHE BELONGS. SHE WILL BE APPEARING. IN LAIRS AND LUSII. ALONGSIDE SUCH ESTEEMED CHARACTERS. AS SORCERER HIGHTIER (@CALIGULASAQUARIUM). MAGICIAN FAUNLOVE NATURALS (@AFFABLECANTOR). AND. NO DOUBT. COUNTLESS OTHER AMUSING FREAKS. THOUGH NONE SO AMUSING. AS MY SILLY LITTLE CLOWN ROGUE. I NEVER PAID MUCH ATTENTION. WHEN KURLOZ WAS EXPLAINING RELIGION. SO I WILL BE MAKING MOST OF IT UP. DON’T COME FOR ME. CLOWNS IN MY COMMENTS. I GO TO THE HIGH HOLY RAVES. IT’S JUST A LOT OF BOOKS. AND I ONLY CARE ABOUT THE PARTS WHERE I SHOW UP. GOMEN.
oh my glub this is so spectacular and amazing you havve done an incredible wwork convveying the soul of assassin badbitch i cannot wwait to play together
THANK YOU. I AM SOMEWHAT NERFED. BY HAVING TO USE THE FENESTRATED PLANE. AND MY LOWLY FRONDS. IT IS NOT AS ARTISTIC AS YOUR MAGICIAN NATURALS. BUT WE CAN’T ALL BE BLESSED. WITH ARTISTIC TALENT. AND FAT GLOBES. SOME OF US MUST MAKE DO WITH OUR #NOTHINGS.
wwould you like me to draww her it wwould fill my pusher wwith kindness to givve your vvision life i can givve her large and fatty globes if you wwish and perhaps our characters despite being ideologically opposed can chest bump spheres as a sign of camaraderie and fantasy solidarity in arms
YOUR OFFER IS GENEROUS. I THINK. BUT IF BADBITCH HAD MORE TO SPEAK OF. THAN I MYSELF. I MIGHT NEED TO COMMIT SEPPUKU. BEFORE THE GAME GETS OFF THE GROUND. IF YOU DO CREATE THIS MASTERPIECE. COULD YOU PLEASE GIVE HER A FORM. MORE SUITED TO MY STATION. SUCH AS. FOR EXAMPLE. SEE ATTACHED.
oh absolutely i can do that and in all honesty she strikes me as the kind of respectably lethal and efficient wwoman wwho wwould prefer to havve a form that allowws for easier sneaking and thievving and killing wwhich large spheres wwould get in the wway of so yes i wwill attempt to draww her wwith the dignified noble and refined a cups do you havve any thoughts as to her outfit or wweapons of choice
if i see someone or something suffering i simply havve to leap to action i wwould movve the heavvens and the earth beneath my feet to stop the suffering of evven one wwounded little creature
neat uhm how about i go check out all the other posts youve ever made so that i dont like ever have to acknowledge this interactions specific contents cool cool
hello there i see you did followw through wwith this after all it gavve me quite the delightful laugh to see so many reacts you strike me as a vvery cool felloww mr wwell i actually do not knoww your name could you enlighten me
ahah dave motherfucking strider kind of a milf hunter in that i would absolutely wrestle the hell out of a lusus but in like a conservation minded sorta way totally respectful i love monsters im a monster lover lover of the unnatural and odd and strange you get me
do you wwrestle them for fun and perhaps afterwwards display your mutual respect and adoration wwith a quick and friendly cuddle or do you try to harm them
also by milf do you mean the man i lovve fishing stickers i keep seeing for #fishingfriday you seem vvery charming and evven dashing davve i am evver so pleased to make your delightful acquaintance
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hehehe a person wwho wwould vvaliantly throww their life in wwith a beautiful avvian friend wwho has suffered is exactly the kind of person i wwish to havve as a friend and you do seem to be quite the honorable and evven heroic person it is my great honor to knoww you perhaps wwe can fish together sometime
actually you free today i own webfishing i dont have any other friends who do i would love to play with you i mean bleugh thats so uncool uh id love to hang with you out hang out id love to hang out with you zoologer coolscar if thats cool scar with you heh
evverything is vvery cool to me haha sorry silly joke yes that sounds fun i dont knoww if i am free today but perhaps some day soon wwe can wwebfish of course
☼ Good morning everyone! Today's feeling of the day; change is possible from within at any time and any moment of your life. You simply need to take the first step in letting it in. ☼
ugh yes i am alwways saying this
if i see someone or somethin sufferin im doing diddly squat howwevver i wwould movve the heavvens an the earth beneath my stompers to prolong the sufferin a evven one wwounded hamster lusus
࣪⊹₊˚{ i hate that i actually agree with you on something.... }._.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ like objectively this is just the correct take. are you like, okay? do we need to call someone }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ its giving ""sudden burst of antemortem clarity"" + i actually DONT like it }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ okay wait i looked at your pfp + i just wanted to say i changed my mind. dm me. i will literally like, stop four you. i swear this r+om servants LIFE i will get better or something. }˚₊⊹ ࣪
oh my i havve to admit i wwas about to respond to your first chit but this seems like a vvery drastic turn perhaps you do feel as if you wwere mis guided and saww the light so to speak the light in my eyes of hope for a better and more united wworld yes absolutely i wwill dm you this instant
࣪⊹₊˚{ YES yes YES yes EXAAAACTLY what you said }*u*{ literally yessss }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ like genuinely ever since i hit my head while flarping i see the light like, aaaall the time }9u9{ so yeah its just like that exaaaactly what you said }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ ill be waiting four your message babes }^3*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
can you guys not bump ugliest in my mentions holy fuck havve some basic flippin self control
eridan if you perhaps saww the light of mercy and redemption and let it inside of you then perhaps things wwould be better for you
your problem is that youre lettin wway too many thins inside you regardless a magnitude an moral alignment
i like to alloww evveryone to come inside me if they wwish my pusher is like an open book filled wwith wwonderful and glorious tales a magic and hope that can inspire any and all wwho read it no matter howw deep they stick their nose in me