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[FORWARD] [UNCLASSIFIED] Hey everytroll, We here in upper management have been loving hearing all about #eridanweek. (Some of us are there right now!). In order to feed off this, we thought it would be a great idea to introduce our own Hip And Hype week -- #workweek! Get stuck in, knowing you're a part of something greater. If you exceed your numbers this week, we may even provide a flavour disc festivity for everyone. NOTE: Anyone who is deemed to not be sufficiently celebrating #workweek WILL be pulled into our offices for an interrorgation and put on a PIP (painful improvement plan) immediately. Many thanks, Management. #workweek.
Ye are naut goin' t'belie\/\/e this. But I cull \/\/irtually e\/\/ery lusus I see e\/\/ery day.
I \/\/\/\/eigh more than thirty measly stones. Ho\/\/\/\/ disappointin'. Looked like a mighty beast.