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)(er Imperious Condescension ππ± I make fuckin m$ney, bitch. πΈ Yeah, yeah, I got krilled oar waterver, who cares?
I graduate with honors, I ball, 'Nead O'Connor I did a freestyle, then I got a shout-out from Obama #Lyricposting
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Why they only do da Fight Nights when I'm busy? Sardine to think it's on porpoise.
I hope you all see me as not only a #Girlboss, but a cruel tyrant. - MC Oleana
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niceeeee lookin fuckin' fres)(, work t)(at gold me
Fuckin flawless. π©· https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/90/6e/d2/906ed2806e1e99af190f655610f55116.jpg
serve t)(ose looks queen, )(ell yes
They hake to sea a gillbass finnin. #)(BIC
can you squeeze any more puns into it, your fishyness?
hey, now. consider it me being impressed, miss. nearly every word was a pun. had i kept my puns and quirk i would challenge. but i remain humble and impressed.
thats the lovely thing of it. even i can't tell. it's most parts serious, only a little bit facetious
They (them) hate to see a bad bitch (me) win at life (legally distinct monopoly)
no i literally only have three properties because god hates me
th1s 1s what happens when you make a st1cky key joke. call that env1ronmental karma
THATS WHY I SAID THEY HATE TO SEE ME WIN!! CAUSE THEY WONT LET ME WIN!
Hate in your heart. I see it.
No beds?
)(mmm, do I grace everybuoy with my presence? If I ain't there, I'm shore one a mah alts got the Bad Beach Quota covered. But water boat M--E pacifically? )(MMMMM. --Eh, I'll think about it later, I grotto meeting in 5. #BusyBusinessBaddie
{cHaLlEnGe aN AlT Of yOuRs tO FiGhT At tHuRsDaY NiGhT FiGhT NiGhT.}
Mmm, a bitch would be down, but I usually got shit goin during the week. 38(
play it smart and sit t)(is one out, me. you and i bot)( know )(ow our presences will go amongst our -EN-EMI-----ES w)(o demand IMM----EDIAT----E SUBJUGATION. t)(eyll never agree to go to a place w)(ere W-----E WIS)( TO R-----EIGN. besides. wit)(out goin into any details, lets just say t)(e curtains are already in our color anyway...
as t)(e east trolluopians would say... "por que no los dos?" )(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(.... )(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A!!!
Supes proud a mah pre-scratch shellf for manalgaein to hijack a hull radio station oar waterebber. Mama couldn't be moor proud. 38) π©·
Marbled Angelfish-Devil's Food Cake is wassup. #Baking #BettyCrocker
lil bitches who dont listen sleep w the fishes
RIP Andrew. I tried to warn you.
W)+|aΚ is going on?
im doin a public service 38D
W)+|o are you culling?
you will sea it on the news )(A 38D
I don'Κ geΚ Κ)+|is joke.
She sells seashells by da seashore. And what the fuck is up wit dat? Shellin somefin in ready supply in that V--ERY area? Fuckin pitiful. Beach needs CrockerCorp's Business Courseβ’, smh. #Ad #SeaPuns
I got 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Ms in my back account --EMS IN MA)( BACK ACCOUNT
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Why is my text to speech screeching trying to read this image. It usually just says image.
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Rate )(er Majesty's looks on a scale from 10 to crabshoalute goddess.
g'lub g'lub on a bad day
yeah well brush your hair then
Sup guppies? I royally decree you entertain a bitch.
>--D=I=live=to=please=what=would=you=like=me=to=do=your=Imperial=Majesty=:)//<
i could goby on and on, you make me fish i wvas hatched on alternia svweet thing, ewveryone knovws youre the baddest beach around
>--D=I=don't=have=anything=in=mind=your=regal=majesty=but=I=am=willing=to=do=anything=at=all=you=request=haha=:P//<
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Imma choose to let the backfinned compliment slide. Feelin benevolent today.
i see... its... amusin. a bit. i dont know )(ow to eel about t)(is...
)(ey, I grotto emphasize the "once in a whale" bit. Once in every blue Alternian moon.
no no, it's not t)(at, its- i never even t)(oug)(t t)(eyd give me t)(e time of day again. are you dead?
now t)(ats a refres)(in answer from anot)(er me. "for now."
t)(e ot)(er fusc)(ia bloods on t)(is site, a majority of em, are... particularly low caliber. worse yet, me bein dead seems to be a runnin t)(eme... and wit)( t)(at, t)(e ambition t)(erein. amidst t)(e increasin sentiment of sickenin pacifis)(m and recurrin timeline failures, every voice every w)(ere at every time screams give up. but finally i find one t)(at says no. you and i? we're /truly/ on t)(e same fuckin page.
n0thing backhanded about it. my enj0yment of puns is as real as the many mutati0ns shaping my thinkpan and demeanor.
I'm seain I might have some shrimps already. (Shrimp = Simp) #FishPuns
depends, vwill it vwork?
ill take those odds
as long as youre odd baby
Who da fuck you callin "baby?" You ain't nofin but krill to me, bitch.
im alwvawves wvhaling to take a chance on a bad beach pike you ;)
Yeah yeah them puns is only SLIG)(TLY savin yo ass. You betta watch yashellf.
Y'all betta get ready.