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@cashmoneyCassiopea

)(er Imperious Condescension πŸ‘‘πŸ”± I make fuckin m$ney, bitch. πŸ’Έ Yeah, yeah, I got krilled oar waterver, who cares?

Blood: FuchsiaAge: Kult Score: 650Kull Score: 61326 followers20 following

Some a y'all just hake to sea a gillbass finnin πŸ’…

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Oh. You just look like that naturally...? I'm sorry to hear that.

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>--D=I=am=always=in=service=to=our=most=glorious=empresses=vision=haha=:)//<

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No, because unlike you I find something worthwhile to do with my time instead of watching clowns fellate themselves and solicit my political enemies for spade-suited sex.

Callin a multibillion dollar empire just sittin around playin wit mah bulge oar some shit is wild. Pure cope.

I don't think destroying a planet and subjugating its people is a particularly worthwhile pursuit, no.

I ain't asking if you agree with it, I'm just sayin no one can say a bitch didn't accomplish nofin.

Nothing of worth. Nothing you will die proud of.

I graduate with honors, I ball, 'Nead O'Connor I did a freestyle, then I got a shout-out from Obama #Lyricposting

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)(ttps://64.media.tumblr.com/cedcbfe933d56bba809a04b02141c69a/b1ecf7965942ff3e-63/s1280x1920/604cef087fb2b6eb0703ea15640762bdae012950.png ((cred;frigiddoctoratus))

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Why they only do da Fight Nights when I'm busy? Sardine to think it's on porpoise.

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Check mah bling. ✨ https://mspabooru.com//samples/15/sample_95a28a686fd5ac99f6283ae21fd5e11f.jpeg?215324

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so pretty!!!!!!!!!

niceeeee lookin fuckin' fres)(, work t)(at gold me

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Fuckin flawless. 🩷 https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/90/6e/d2/906ed2806e1e99af190f655610f55116.jpg

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Lookin great!

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serve t)(ose looks queen, )(ell yes

They hake to sea a gillbass finnin. #)(BIC

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can you squeeze any more puns into it, your fishyness?

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hey, now. consider it me being impressed, miss. nearly every word was a pun. had i kept my puns and quirk i would challenge. but i remain humble and impressed.

thats the lovely thing of it. even i can't tell. it's most parts serious, only a little bit facetious

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)(mmm, do I grace everybuoy with my presence? If I ain't there, I'm shore one a mah alts got the Bad Beach Quota covered. But water boat M--E pacifically? )(MMMMM. --Eh, I'll think about it later, I grotto meeting in 5. #BusyBusinessBaddie

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{cHaLlEnGe aN AlT Of yOuRs tO FiGhT At tHuRsDaY NiGhT FiGhT NiGhT.}

↩ @unboundWraith[UW]

Mmm, a bitch would be down, but I usually got shit goin during the week. 38(

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play it smart and sit t)(is one out, me. you and i bot)( know )(ow our presences will go amongst our -EN-EMI-----ES w)(o demand IMM----EDIAT----E SUBJUGATION. t)(eyll never agree to go to a place w)(ere W-----E WIS)( TO R-----EIGN. besides. wit)(out goin into any details, lets just say t)(e curtains are already in our color anyway...

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{uNfOrTuNaTe.}

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as t)(e east trolluopians would say... "por que no los dos?" )(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(.... )(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A!!!

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Supes proud a mah pre-scratch shellf for manalgaein to hijack a hull radio station oar waterebber. Mama couldn't be moor proud. 38) 🩷

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She sells seashells by da seashore. And what the fuck is up wit dat? Shellin somefin in ready supply in that V--ERY area? Fuckin pitiful. Beach needs CrockerCorp's Business Courseβ„’, smh. #Ad #SeaPuns

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I got 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Ms in my back account --EMS IN MA)( BACK ACCOUNT

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https://cdn.cara.app/production/posts/8fdc2078-2356-4fca-a59b-badb6d623acb/necranium-ekCQ94sMS4V1)(-LMLxrVt-76C1794--E-ACA8-4CB9-9CD8-B47A1A18--E359.jpg

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Why is my text to speech screeching trying to read this image. It usually just says image.

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---------------------------------------- πŸ”₯ ----------------------------------------

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Rate )(er Majesty's looks on a scale from 10 to crabshoalute goddess.

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g'lub g'lub on a bad day

yeah well brush your hair then

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Sup guppies? I royally decree you entertain a bitch.

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>--D=I=live=to=please=what=would=you=like=me=to=do=your=Imperial=Majesty=:)//<

i could goby on and on, you make me fish i wvas hatched on alternia svweet thing, ewveryone knovws youre the baddest beach around

>--D=I=don't=have=anything=in=mind=your=regal=majesty=but=I=am=willing=to=do=anything=at=all=you=request=haha=:P//<

>--D=If=your=amjesty=commands=it=haha=:D//<

>--D=Absolutely=haha=:P//<

Chillin wit da homies eelmao https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/926012800638259253/1498884766781669557/63dad36a93156df445865823a4d1d61ac9533fe7.png?ex=69f2c8b8&is=69f17738&hm=ae5d7be2d42ae753d10b6eebe2f875bf7f97a8f45eaf840d3684280e0e086d26& β½αΆœΚ³α΅‰α΅ˆ-ᡐᡉˑᡉʳᡇʸᡗᡉ˒⁾

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Imma choose to let the backfinned compliment slide. Feelin benevolent today.

i see... its... amusin. a bit. i dont know )(ow to eel about t)(is...

↩ @coronateCruelty[CC]

)(ey, I grotto emphasize the "once in a whale" bit. Once in every blue Alternian moon.

no no, it's not t)(at, its- i never even t)(oug)(t t)(eyd give me t)(e time of day again. are you dead?

now t)(ats a refres)(in answer from anot)(er me. "for now."

t)(e ot)(er fusc)(ia bloods on t)(is site, a majority of em, are... particularly low caliber. worse yet, me bein dead seems to be a runnin t)(eme... and wit)( t)(at, t)(e ambition t)(erein. amidst t)(e increasin sentiment of sickenin pacifis)(m and recurrin timeline failures, every voice every w)(ere at every time screams give up. but finally i find one t)(at says no. you and i? we're /truly/ on t)(e same fuckin page.

n0thing backhanded about it. my enj0yment of puns is as real as the many mutati0ns shaping my thinkpan and demeanor.

I'm seain I might have some shrimps already. (Shrimp = Simp) #FishPuns

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depends, vwill it vwork?

ill take those odds

as long as youre odd baby

↩ @aeneasCaldarium[AC]

Who da fuck you callin "baby?" You ain't nofin but krill to me, bitch.

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im alwvawves wvhaling to take a chance on a bad beach pike you ;)

↩ @aeneasCaldarium[AC]

Yeah yeah them puns is only SLIG)(TLY savin yo ass. You betta watch yashellf.

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